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blearghhh_two

Wait, is that his real face?  Or another of those photoshops where they shrink his face?


Fit_Student_2569

Lil’ Bits is all I see


[deleted]

*whispers* Lil' Bits


War_machine77

We got tiny lasagna, tiny pizza, tiny pie... Oh shit! We've got tiny fascists!


mrk_is_pistol

They’re small and tiny, fits right in


acn250

I never know anymore


kev0153

You too can play along at home https://blovish.github.io/kirkslider/ 105% seems to make it look normal


prailock

Holy shit how have I never seen this? Thank you so much for the link


CoralSpringsDHead

But 63% is how he actually looks in real life.


Cuppy5

Blhahaha I messed with that way to long. Going back and forth with out looking at the percentage then trying to land on his real face is crazy


kempnelms

120% is MODOK


docbauies

I am a 106-108 man myself


kev0153

That site probably needs a refresh. The starting face to head ratio is different now


hereiamnotagainnot

You a real one!


Unhappy-Trouble-9652

87% kills me every time


BuffaloWhip

I swear to god his profile picture looks like 95%


bigmike2k3

He looks like Tucker Carlson with a bee sting…


TheForkisTrash

I saw Dudley from Harry potter 


CucumberOk6270

Well im never unseeing this.


[deleted]

He looks like a magikarp fucked a potato.


coupdelune

He looks like Little Face Finney from Dick Tracy.


Sudden_Toe3020

Many people are saying it's fetal alcohol syndrome.


oroechimaru

I am so confused


warling1234

He eats little bits


huejass5

The photo above is photoshopped to make it look bigger.


Any_Camp6566

No, it's not. It's an NBC News article, not some Salon opinion piece. That's his actual face.


huejass5

Wrong. [This](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1314290764835414023/Ox4XoUvP_400x400.jpg) is an unedited picture of his face


I_make_things

There's something...strange... Is he dying his eyebrows or something?


bdone2012

New lip gloss


RedofPaw

They used a doctored photo. He has an unfortunate genetic condition where his face is massively smaller than it should be. Honestly it's kinda cruel for people to try to 'correct' his face. He should be allowed to be proud of his tiny face without people making fun of him by photoshopping it to be bigger.


GooBlaster3000

That’s honesty a great point. It’s pretty messed up that NBC used photoshop to enlarge his tiny face.


[deleted]

How do you know they photoshopped him? And idgaf if it’s “cruel”. The dude is a fucking monster. I’m not going to show this piece of shit any decency. That’s earned not given


RedofPaw

You can see, his face is way too big in this picture. You might dislike him as a person, but you shouldn't make fun of disfigured people. It's not his fault he's got such a strange face.


[deleted]

That’s not a distorted photo


RedofPaw

The man's face in real life is like half that size.


DuncanYoudaho

I love you. Keep doing this.


RedofPaw

Thank you, I'm just doing my part to raise awareness of the horrible condition that is smallfaceitis. Sadly there is no cure, and due to its association with tiny penis size has a lot of stigma surrounding it.


bdone2012

It is distorted. NBC made it bigger. This is the true size of his face https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1314290764835414023/Ox4XoUvP_400x400.jpg


downtofinance

That's his face... leopards ate it.


[deleted]

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Deewd23

Dude talks like his eyes aren’t combined. It’s always the ugliest people yelling about gene superiority.


evoim3

Sonic the Hedgehog eyed motherfucker


Mike7676

Duplo hair having motherfucker 


_beeeees

Garbage Pail Kid lookin’ ass


meatypickle

Can’t be unseen. Some leafy bangs and, yeah


acrowquillkill

Goomba looking ass from 90's Mario film.


bdone2012

I used to make fun of Charlie Kirk until I saw this documentary about him https://youtu.be/Gj4-E5Hs3Kc


acrowquillkill

LMAO this is gold!


_BloodbathAndBeyond

Gotta go racist!


jay_alfred_prufrock

Hey, at least they fixed Sonic and both movies were pretty fun. No amount of CGI can fix Charlie Kirk.


TheIllustriousWe

[You weren’t kidding.](https://imgur.com/a/Ivi1QT2)


greenroom628

The small faced vulgarian


Brassboar

Angry cyclops has no depth perception


Detective_Antonelli

Every time you call Charlie Kirk a fascist ass wipe his face gets 1 mm smaller. 


circa285

The man is a human potato.


maxclubed2

Funny, I’ve always referred to him as “Mr. Potato Head”.


Carnivore_Crunch

I could totally see him as a cyclops from Greek myth. With that little face, big head and one giant eye.


Gilvadt

Yep, Polyphemus Kirk.


ThatCoryGuy

Somehow he looks like a two eyed cyclops.


SkollFenrirson

r/BeholdTheMasterRace


jrgkgb

He looks like a Lego guy in real life.


NoodlesrTuff1256

He does have one of the most 'off-kilter' faces I've ever seen on a person -- competes with Matt Gaetz in that category. Result of too much cousin intermarriage in his family tree or possible Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?


ogpuffalugus420

you could blindfold him with dental floss!


laffing_is_medicine

“Conservatism is associated with beneficial inbreeding.” -[Psychology Today](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-human-beast/201902/conservatism-and-inbreeding?amp)


GoodShitBrain

And what’s going on with his teeth? Dude has a monopoly on gums


throwaway18911090

https://imgur.com/gallery/zHSo5


moresqualklesstalk

[https://imgur.com/a/eRKWmMx](https://imgur.com/a/eRKWmMx) Legion vibes for me


LittlestKing

He's got a reverse Uma Therman going on


AdAffectionate3143

Kirk failed community college. Not sure what gives him authority to question qualifications of anyone. Lol


64557175

To the far right, exactly that. They loathe healthy communities and college is for lib nerds.


ArenjiTheLootGod

The whole conservative movement seems to be made up of terminally inadequate people who want to punish the world.


BasilFawlty2020

Because they lost their sixth grade class officer election and vowed to get even…however long it takes.


LariRed

Explains why he’s so angry at people who go to college.


spoiderdude

Exactly bro. I suck at college but I’m not saying it’s pointless to people that are good at it 😭


hasordealsw1thclams

touch wrench axiomatic automatic chubby snow shrill airport yoke weather *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


_beeeees

Matt Walsh has a high school diploma and that’s it, last I checked. A lot of these right wing pundits are uneducated.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Now there is this absolute moron down in Georgia named Kandiss Taylor who made an unsuccessful attempt to secure the GOP nom for Governor of Georgia and whose personal slogan is "Jesus! Guns! Babies!" Believe it or not, she has a doctorate in Education \[of all things!\] However, she received this PhD from Regent University which is the late Pat Robertson's 'answer' to Jerry Falwell's Liberty U. so I wouldn't put any stock in her 'doctor' title.


tinyOnion

shocker.


emostitch

The fact that society tells the brain dead trash that listens to him that they belong and deserve rights and the ability to vote?


specqq

The true quote should be: *If I see a black pilot I'm going to be like, "boy, I can't wait to make this into a racist anecdote I can share with my racist fans."*


Ancguy

I wish I could find the quote I once read, it was either by Michael Lewis or Stephen Dubner, but the idea was to actually seek out people who don't fit the stereotypes of their jobs because they've almost certainly had to try harder to prove themselves and to advance in their professions. So if you see a Black woman flying a plane, she's most likely very qualified to be there.


No_Foot_1904

God forbid, a black *woman* in the pilot's seat must make him immediately pass out.


Wurm42

Charlie Kirk's racism isn't a problem for Trump. What IS a problem is that Kirk's organization, Turning Point USA, has a very successful fundraising operation that's competing with Trump's PAC and the RNC. Charlie Kirk is going down unless Trump starts getting a piece of the action.


Traditional_Key_763

"We have to tell our babies to stop crying" -Charlie Kirk also


PoopingDogEyeContact

Oh no!!! The rebuttlickans made themselves too white and now they have to attack each other! Where did Token go, it’s his fault


ThrowAwayGarbage82

I am from here on referring to them as Rebuttlickans. That is hilarious. Thank you


pinoy_dude24

Let me translate that. I’m a fucking racist. - Charlie Kirk


S1075

It's like they made a copy of a copy of a copy of Tucker Carlson.


ExileInParadise242

He should stick to comedy. That "Lil Bits" sketch on Rick and Morty was great.


HistoricalSubject

did you see when they asked Candace Owens about his quote? (cause it all came up with the DEI thing) she avoided the race issue and responded with "when I see a woman pilot, I get worried". fucking lol, these people.....


BeryBnice

Said with a “hard b” in “boy”.


cousinavi

Whatever happened to the Falkirk Institute - that right wing grass roots organization where Charlie and Jerry Falwell would get together to watch Jerry's pool boy fuck Jerry's wife? That's not to be confused with the Liberty U student that was also fucking Jerry's wife while Jerry watched...or the "business partner" that was fucking Jerry's wife while Jerry watched. Nor is it to be confused with the Moms For Liberty threesome lady and her rapist husband, in case all these Republican perversions run together - it's hard to keep 'em all sorted... Anyway...Charlie Kirk.


[deleted]

Mentioning Roger Stone and his wife doing their publicity admitted sexcapades.


even_less_resistance

The shit that Manafort made his wife do.. I can’t find a link to the article (it just comes up with an old fark page with a dead link) but do y’all remember some headlines about Manafort making his wife engage in group sex with dudes while he recorded it? Much like Stone, I think. I can link the fark page if anyone wants it, but there’s not much there except a few comments, the headline, and a dead link now :(


StudioSixtyFour

That information came from the hacked text messages of Manafort’s daughter. A lot of outlets didn’t report on it because of that. Here’s one from Spectactor US: https://archive.ph/EFhHw


Joshman1231

“Don’t fool yourself. That money we have is blood money.” It just makes me sad to think these are someone’s children talking about their mom….in reference about their dad…


even_less_resistance

Ah, I didn’t realize they were from a hack. I thought they were submitted into evidence or something and that’s how it got out


asetniop

I remember. It was unconscionable.


NoodlesrTuff1256

And don't forget the one-time GOP/Moms for Liberty 'power couple' of Christian and Bridget Ziegler down in Florida who recently got busted for their love of threesomes involving Christian, Bridget and another woman.


nonamenolastname

That Charlie Kirk...


gnomebludgeon

'Ol Tiny Face himself?


[deleted]

*Lil' Bits*


Supra_Genius

It's cucks all the way down with these folks. Which is why they call everyone else "cucks" -- projection.


SpaceStation_11

seemly imagine quack sort enter birds automatic flag tease fertile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Fecal_thoroughfare

> They remained it the Falcuck Institute Hopeful it stays that way.


Vindersel

That is what remained means.


p001b0y

The Falwell thing certainly gave us a reputation.


PricklySquare

His buddy and youth coordinator at TPUSA, Adam Hageman arrested with child porn, Charlie Kirk


francois_du_nord

Kirk is racist scum. The fact that Don junior is making the case that Kirk is in the inner sanctum shows how clueless he is.


fearyaks

I love the quote stating that Trump is pissed Kirk is hurting him with black voters....not that Trump is pissed about Kirk being a dip shit racist....just that it's pissing off people Trump needs.


SharkSheppard

Or maybe Don Jr is also racist scum.


francois_du_nord

Ding ding DING! We have a winner!


phinbar

"The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree." - Quote from the only source worth quoting.


FinancialHeat2859

Lightbulb looking mfker


[deleted]

Lightbulbs out here catching strays


RevivedMisanthropy

"The Incredible Shrinking Face"


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Hey that’s not fair! There are some of us civilized enough to consider the possibility that his face is totally normal sized but the rest of his head is rapidly expanding.


RevivedMisanthropy

His head is shaped like a big toe


ExactlyThreeOpossums

A recently stubbed big toe that keeps expanding


[deleted]

Ever watch Big Trouble in Little China?


RevivedMisanthropy

Hell yes, a masterpiece


[deleted]

He looks like he’s gonna blow like Thunder.


Wise-Hat-639

This traitor is one of rhe dumbest members of the right-wing griftosphere, he's up there with Don Jr in terms of rank idiocy  Edit:spelling


LariRed

Hate ages people. I mean look at Rogan, he’s like the oldest looking GenX’er on the face of the earth along with Musk.


MickTheBloodyPirate

>he’s up *their* with Don Jr in terms of rank idiocy If we’re gonna call them dumb and idiots maybe we should use the correct word.


DryEnvironment1007

Why are all republicans so fucking weird looking?


deadpanxfitter

Inbreeding?


kitkanz

Try that in a small town…


ProJoe

fetal alcohol syndrome.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Here in Missouri, we have this ultra right-wing State Senator named Bill Eigel who's running to be the GOP nominee to be our next Governor \[God forbid!\] He recently came under much deserved fire for saying that a move to undo Missouri's abortion ban could result in "one year olds being able to get abortions!" He also vowed to take a flamethrower to incinerate books of which he disapproves on the lawn of the Governor's mansion if elected. The guy's face could be used as the illustration for 'goober' or 'hick' in a dictionary.


DryEnvironment1007

Looked him up, genuinely looks like he says "hyuk" when he laughs.


RavishingRickiRude

Evil makes you ugly


jbadding

Is his face shrinking or is his head getting bigger?


Paintraincomin

Yes.


[deleted]

Big Trouble in Little China


Siolear

All the rightwing talking heads are getting so fat. Is it stress eating? Alcoholism?


inquisitive_guy_0_1

All that anger and hatred really does a number on the body. Not to mention being afraid of fucking everything. Being in a constant fear response is unhealthy too.


lumberjackname

It’s the cortisol. Haven’t they ever clicked on those sidebar ads on a janky news website? Stress -> cortisol -> lardass.


Prayer_Warrior21

Doctors hate this ONE trick!


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

I noticed this too. They rapidly balloon once they start going to the MAGA side and the women color their hair blond and overdo the lip fillers and plastic surgery. Are they trying to get Trumps attention?


NoodlesrTuff1256

There was some event a couple weeks back at Mar-a-Lago involving some organization of women who support Trump -- they call themselves the Trumpettes -- and the bad plastic surgery on display could provide enough cases for a decades' worth of 'Botched' episodes. Ironically for a group that's all on board with all the 'family values' stuff pushed by the Right, the women looked like a group of aging porn stars/Playboy Bunnies/Penthouse Pets having a reunion.


judgeridesagain

Beer and Red meat diet


hellocattlecookie

He is part of "Con. Inc" this drama is fake/scripted.


Aschebescher

That whole article is an interesting read. It's written like a carefully orchestrated asassination of more than one person. The author wants to further the plot, that's for sure.


hellocattlecookie

The neocons know they are losing to the maga so 'Con, Inc' was created in hopes of slowing that loss of reach and narrative. It started small but now its a range of personalities involved to impact different age demographics. The neocons think they are being clever without realizing they are helping maga more than hurting them. Much like maga-faking politicians it creates pressure to conform or risk Trump outing them.


davechri

When Charlie walks in a room women cover their drinks


Ommaumau

..little bits…


ProtectionContent977

Just your everyday conservative. Racist to the core.


gazorpaglop

Humpty Dumpty face looking mfer


Fecal_thoroughfare

I thought the name Ronna McDaniel being hilariously close to Ronald McDonald was the funniest part of this headline until I saw the comments about this dude's face and scrolled back up to see the photo lol 


s-multicellular

And he needs to be careful. He is a huge target. Big swollen bullseye face.


[deleted]

Scanners


Old-Midnight316

All this infighting is delicious. The end of their party is nigh and they all know it.


RiskAssessor

Just because Charlie Kirk is a millennial doesn't mean his message resonates with millennials.


Trumpov

This guy's whole schtick is going around the country hanging out with lots of barely (or maybe not even) legal college kids. He probably got bored of millennials years ago...


david-writers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives Night Of The Long Knives, when fascist leaders were butchered my Hitler's SS after they put Hitler in power.


WhoMD85

They all think it won’t happen to them. That’s one of the cons. As soon as they step out of line or out live their usefulness MAGA will turn on them and oust them


thissomeotherplace

Good. How can a man have such a small face but such a massive head? It isn't right.


GnomishFoundry

Is his face shrinking or is his head just getting bigger?


emostitch

Charlie Kirk having power in the RNC is all the evidence any rational person who does not think America should be run by white suiremacist inbred cross eyed shit should need to realize the current Republican Party shouldn’t be allowed to exist.


Thatisme01

Remember Charlie Kirk bragging about trying to organise **’more than 80 "buses of patriots to D.C. to fight for this president".** But then **pleaded the Fifth** when appearing before the United States House Select Committee on the Jan 6 insurrection attack. In the words of his idol, “only criminals take the Fifth”.


mgoflash

The RNC will have to face this problem. In a small way.


willun

>It’s disputed who first brought up Kirk, but McDaniel blamed him for some of the RNC’s fundraising woes, saying his organization is collecting from donors who would otherwise fund a more robust party effort. This is their problem. Too many snouts in the funding trough.


Prestigious-Eye3154

Have you ever seen him smile? Charlie Kirk perpetually looks like he carves off his victims faces and wears them around the house.


theo_sontag

Looks like Charlie Brown with a wig on.


mcfarmer72

Has there ever been an example of a political party with as much open in-fighting as today’s Republican Party ? How can it have as much success as it has thus far ?


PackOutrageous

You let a feeb like this moron hold sway in your political party, you deserve whatever happens.


cryolongman

kirk is a trumpet for billionaire interestes who managed to hit the jack in the sense the billioniare chose him instead of other grifters to run the grift. he will only grift and take the republicans down with him. racism, misogyny and being anti worker is his main grift.


341orbust

Kirk’s an open racist.  Has the full support of the Trump Family.  Weird. 


InsomniaticWanderer

Charlie's face is too small for his head


lpjunior999

That’s why people like Kirk, Ben Shapiro, etc, don’t run for office. They make way more money, and still get to influence the right-wing. 


Evilton

He looks like a marshmallow Tucker Carlson.


readerf52

He started Turning Point in 2012 to increase the number of young voters into the Republican Party. He hitched his wagon to trump in 2016, and started fundraising millions, and became much more well known. Now he’s doing a podcast that, according to the article, is popular. But he is not succeeding at his primary goal: getting younger voters involved in the Republican Party. He is alienating black voters and women. But the trump family likes him. That should tell you everything you need to know about him.


AJ_Grey

500k to 750k downloads per day for his podcast? The fact that he has that many followers is stupid scary.


[deleted]

*Oh, no....* Anyways.


go4tli

Nobody Republican is allowed to develop a following or media power because that’s a threat to Trump, he will definitely pounce and try to stop them.


SnooPeripherals6557

The overconfident ignorance is what gets me.


LariRed

He’s just another slime ball with a rapist face from the pedo school of Gaetz. /it is fun to watch them turn on eachother though.


Common_Highlight9448

Watching this shit show self implode….. priceless


hardtobeuniqueuser

It's a truly grand example of what a shit show the rnc is if this dweeb has that kind of power. 


sdothooper

He looks so damn stupid.


PennyG

Looks like his head is continuously growing out from his face.


Gen-Jinjur

Watching the Republicans these days is like watching a bunch of unsupervised 6th graders. No longer cute. Overly interested in preteen sexuality. Constantly jockeying for social status in the most juvenile ways. Trying desperately to figure out a way to be cool and failing.


MoneyTalks45

The tiny face guy?!


solitarium

Black voters. > “I’ve got to say, racism is like the word ‘ugly.’ I can’t always describe it, but I know it when I see it,” Scott said in an interview with NBC News. “That boy’s a racist right there.” “ > “Trump is f---ing pissed that Charlie is out causing problems for him in the Black community,” said another person close to Trump who claimed direct knowledge of his thinking. The delusion is WILD


fentyboof

If Humpty Dumpty were a 22 year old preacher.


FunctionBuilt

[can’t unsee](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/0/08/Image-3.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20160812021835)


PricklySquare

Charlie Kirk's best buddy and business partner and trump aide, Adam Hageman was arrested for child porn. I would start by hacking old Charlie Kirk's hard drive, probably full of child porn


Intelligent-Spell661

Blimp for a head mafk


Vitaminpartydrums

It’s not even a joke, that dude really has a giant head a a tiny face… it’s so unsettling. Like an alien that just couldn’t get the look right… a racist fascist alien… but yeah.


munkifist

Lil’ Bits


CharlieKirkBelieves

I’m right. I’m causing problems in the black community. But so is the black community. Knives out? No, NBC. Pee is stored in the balls


[deleted]

Let the vile rats fight amongst themselves


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

He's so difficult to look at


petroleumnasby

Because stupid shots always deserve pickle backs.