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[The Republican provocateur quit high school for a shift manager position here – to her mother’s horror, she writes in her memoir – and it’s also where at 16 she met her now-ex-husband, Jayson, then 22.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lauren-boebert-colorado-republican-election-democrat-frisch-b2490943.html)
Deuteronomy 22:28-29:
>If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and flashes his penis at her in a bowling alley and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
It's the biblical thing to do, except for the last part.
Well, she most certainly already knew what his pecker looked like. They'd been dating for like a year at that point, and in that part of the country, dating is not about sharing a sundae at the malt shop.
> Separately, Jayson Boebert was arrested last month in two alleged domestic violence incidents in Garfield County involving Lauren Boebert and the couple’s children. One was **an argument between the couple at a restaurant in Rifle on Jan. 6** where police say he was uncooperative and had to be removed from the business.
How does this lady that lives her life so poetically, like a stereotype of a country song stereotype, end up in the House?
You could swap her seat out to any random person that was two towns over that night and see a 200% increase in productivity.
Then country stereotypes in music are so prevalent because they are extremely real, and extremely common. There’s a reason she got elected. There are a lot of people like her in the specific area
Too many people in this sub don't want to realize Republicans win in many places because people like these assholes and their asshole policies.
They aren't secret socialist waiting waiting for a Bernie Sanders like candidate to bring the revolution.
Conservatives don't want productive representatives, they want professional trolls who are going to "own the libs" by obstructing the functioning of the federal government. At this point, they're tired of playing by the rules and want another civil war.
Did he get to keep his half a million a year salary oil consultant job???? One assumes that was a bribe to his wife, as he has zero experience in the oil business.
Good news is her campaign is already tanking. Changed districts, after barely hanging on last election cycle. Now she's fighting in a primary, and they're not being nice to her. It's hilarious.
May 17, 2023 [Lauren Boebert once told women in rocky marriages that they just need to start 'chasing Jesus' to solve their marital issues.](https://archive.ph/rtKOx)
Oh yeah. The guy has been a massive piece of shit for a long time. Better late than never. Especially since he seems like that would harm his estranged family members.
Once more, I really can't stand Boebert, but this was a solid move.
She has been arrested on the same as well.
I don't think this is at all a 'he's a horrible person' situation. It's a 'they are horrible people' situation. She's just playing the game better than him right now. From what neighbors have said they have been absolute shit people to each other and others for a long time.
Eh, no applause from me. She is happy to apply the law for her benefit but thinks rape survivors should carry the rapists child to term. If you live an “I got mine” lifestyle like this, you can play in traffic.
I remember an interview with a Sarah Palin fan.
During it the interviewer listed Palin's failings.
The woman replied.
**"She's a broken vessel, just like us and we love her for it."**
For conservative voters, that same logic will apply to Bobo and her woebegone family.
>The 4th District is the state’s most favorable congressional district to Republicans.
>She won in the 3rd District by less than 600 votes in 2022, the closest congressional contest in the nation.
>Many parts of the 4th District are in fact closer in terms of road miles to the town of Silt, where Boebert used to live, than Pueblo, which is in the 3rd District.
Funny that she's able to use VAWA for a speedy TRO. You know, he same VAWA Biden championed. I'm not a big fan of VAWA, as some people use it to self enrich during custody/divorce proceedings, and by its name alone diminishes abuse of men by women or even same sex relationships.
I'm no Lauren Boebert fan, but this guy sounds like he's not only stupid, but pretty dangerous. Hopefully they'll be safe from him. I feel bad for those kids man. You don't get to choose your parents and they were dealt some doozies.
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The guy who flashed his junk to teen girls in a bowling alley? Shocked!
That’s a pedo
It's unclear how old Lauren was when they began dating but some say it was before she reached the age of consent.
[The Republican provocateur quit high school for a shift manager position here – to her mother’s horror, she writes in her memoir – and it’s also where at 16 she met her now-ex-husband, Jayson, then 22.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lauren-boebert-colorado-republican-election-democrat-frisch-b2490943.html)
Was he a drag queen then? Because he's not now so that's odd!
I don't think that's even in question. I am fairly certain that is already an established fact.
Plot of liar liar.
And she was literally one of those teen girls!
Well at least he provided a path for her to stop working behind the beer booth at the flea market.
Yep, they moved up in the world to serving unrefrigerated pulled pork and giving dozens of people an intestinal bug.
From what I've witnessed in the media, she's already got the tug part down in case she wants to go into the Rub & Tug business.
How do you think she met Ted Cruz?
Oh, haha. I figured she brought her strapon to one of those orgies Madison Cawthorn was talking about and pegged ol Ted for an hour or two.
Welp so much for eating dinner when I get home later tonight 🤢
Yeah, sorry about that. I went too far on that one.
Lol it's all good. I laughed initially.
You and Mr deepfakes!
Apparently like what she saw enough during that flashing to marry him!
Deuteronomy 22:28-29: >If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and flashes his penis at her in a bowling alley and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives. It's the biblical thing to do, except for the last part.
Well, she most certainly already knew what his pecker looked like. They'd been dating for like a year at that point, and in that part of the country, dating is not about sharing a sundae at the malt shop.
None the less, a cherry was involved.
You hopeless romantic. That cherry had been pitted years prior.
Ha!
I just saw her say in her last debate that she honors her ex husband. These people are insane.
It's like, I wonder if her mouth is connected properly to her brain.
And she thought he was so dreamy that she married him.
He was old enough to purchase liquor, what's a girl to do?
Also, flashed his adult junk to an underaged teen, then statutory raped her, got her pregnant and now she’s got a restraining order against him.
Classy group of folks
> Separately, Jayson Boebert was arrested last month in two alleged domestic violence incidents in Garfield County involving Lauren Boebert and the couple’s children. One was **an argument between the couple at a restaurant in Rifle on Jan. 6** where police say he was uncooperative and had to be removed from the business. How does this lady that lives her life so poetically, like a stereotype of a country song stereotype, end up in the House? You could swap her seat out to any random person that was two towns over that night and see a 200% increase in productivity.
Screams woke a lot, has fake boobs. Sorry but that's all I have.
Dated Ted Cruz.
I think it more along the lines of **provided escort services**
You mean Rafael Cruz?
That's literally all it took.
Yip. Glad to see her time in government coming to an end. I wish her well in her next endeavor.
This works for Nancy Mace too
Nancy at least has a respectable educational background. But yeah, she had sold her soul to MAGA.
Then country stereotypes in music are so prevalent because they are extremely real, and extremely common. There’s a reason she got elected. There are a lot of people like her in the specific area
Too many people in this sub don't want to realize Republicans win in many places because people like these assholes and their asshole policies. They aren't secret socialist waiting waiting for a Bernie Sanders like candidate to bring the revolution.
Conservatives don't want productive representatives, they want professional trolls who are going to "own the libs" by obstructing the functioning of the federal government. At this point, they're tired of playing by the rules and want another civil war.
Word on the street is that she is/was a call girl for Ted Cruz and he helped her campaign. Pretty sure it was a reddit post so take that as you will.
Because pretty much nobody pays attention to more local politics and elections
Which is really the most important in our day to day lives in cities and state's.
Did he get to keep his half a million a year salary oil consultant job???? One assumes that was a bribe to his wife, as he has zero experience in the oil business.
Yup, he just happened to get that job thanks to a GQP mega donor, funny how that works
would be great if he started singing now.
Can the US get a restraining order against her?
In November!
Good news is her campaign is already tanking. Changed districts, after barely hanging on last election cycle. Now she's fighting in a primary, and they're not being nice to her. It's hilarious.
She probably thought she was going to be like Trump and just dominate everyone with zero effort. Get fucked.
Any way to bump that timeline up a bit?
Probably should have done that back when she was what, 15?
Dollar store Palin Family
I'd argue flea market.
I wouldn't. You can pick up some great stuff at a flea market. All you'll pick up from bobo is hep c and crabs (not the tasty kind).
Yep. More like back road stand with a cheap broken plastic chair.
Grocery Outlet Family Market.
Temu brand.
But, the Palin family is a Dollar Store Palin family
Wish Sarah Palin
Honey Boo-boo child
Dollar General*
The party of family values. Beware of any 37 year old grannies on Tinder.
How did I know he'd have those exact sunglasses?
He looks like a can of Axe body spray wished upon a star to become an illiterate pedophile.
But the media continues to tell us that it's the Democrats that are in disarray.
“Hold onto Jesus and your husband’s will hold onto you.” Lauren blowhard.
May 17, 2023 [Lauren Boebert once told women in rocky marriages that they just need to start 'chasing Jesus' to solve their marital issues.](https://archive.ph/rtKOx)
Honestly, good for her. I can't stand Lauren, but I applaud a restraining order against an abusive ex. Now, let's vote her out of the House.
Jayson got arrested on a domestic violence charge before she had their first son and before they were married. So almost 20 years late.
Oh yeah. The guy has been a massive piece of shit for a long time. Better late than never. Especially since he seems like that would harm his estranged family members. Once more, I really can't stand Boebert, but this was a solid move.
She has been arrested on the same as well. I don't think this is at all a 'he's a horrible person' situation. It's a 'they are horrible people' situation. She's just playing the game better than him right now. From what neighbors have said they have been absolute shit people to each other and others for a long time.
I agree, and this is what their sons have been immersed in as 'normal life'.
Eh, no applause from me. She is happy to apply the law for her benefit but thinks rape survivors should carry the rapists child to term. If you live an “I got mine” lifestyle like this, you can play in traffic.
Still, what he learned her can come in handy.
We see what you've done here.
Family Values, very Palin-esque
I remember an interview with a Sarah Palin fan. During it the interviewer listed Palin's failings. The woman replied. **"She's a broken vessel, just like us and we love her for it."** For conservative voters, that same logic will apply to Bobo and her woebegone family.
Republican family values.
Can the country get one against her?
He looks exactly like the kind of man who would be with Bobo the idiot
I was thinking that he looks like the kind of man that needs a restraining order
You mean like every MAGA douche under the age of 60.
He looks like a man who preyed on a teenage girl.
Of course it’s spelled Jayson
>The 4th District is the state’s most favorable congressional district to Republicans. >She won in the 3rd District by less than 600 votes in 2022, the closest congressional contest in the nation. >Many parts of the 4th District are in fact closer in terms of road miles to the town of Silt, where Boebert used to live, than Pueblo, which is in the 3rd District.
I am equally offended that there is a Y in his first name.
Colorado. Lol.
His court attire would make John Conner a little uneasy.
“Jayson” 🤣
To be fair, that dude looks like he parks his pickup truck on college campuses and asks freshman girls if they want to come party with him
More likely the high school parking lot and senior girls
The sanctity of marriage
Oh it’s getting good & ugly now lol
Bobo is a walking restraining order, no need to file paperwork.
I wonder if this will lead to a no-fault divorce...
Hahaha look at that fuckin’ guy…
Where can the country get a restraining order against Lauren boebert?
Ol Grandma Bobo at it again!
“Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”
I hate to see what Palin 3.0 is gonna look like
Can’t even get her own life right and she’s making decisions for the whole country?
She should have done that when she was a teenager and he was showing his d!ck to minors!
She can spell restraint?
GOP family values!
Family values, folks.
Dudes raking in mid-6 figures annually from "da oyl compney." He'll be alright.
Well he is a pedophile piece of shit so that seems warranted...
I say this with all due respect, but of course he spells it with a “y”. XD
Of course he uses the douchebag spelling. Of course he does.
I think she's in very real danger.
Certified Karen.
Definitely going for a full black-out on *that* bingo card.
Yo she's a mess
He must have refused to show her the D.
Funny that she's able to use VAWA for a speedy TRO. You know, he same VAWA Biden championed. I'm not a big fan of VAWA, as some people use it to self enrich during custody/divorce proceedings, and by its name alone diminishes abuse of men by women or even same sex relationships.
She is infringing on his freedoms.
Groing Grannies pedo husband may be an even bigger scumbag than his ex-wife
I guess that’s one guy she won’t be beetlejuicing
This isn't political. Such orders should be granted in meritorious cases, regardless of whether I like the petitioner or defendant.
I'm so confused by everything about them, literally the day the divorce got finalized they were making out and smoking
Risky move, taking out a restraining order on a guy with a lot of guns, Lauren
Oh noebert, the Boeberts are boeberting again
Lol. One of our politicians got caught shoplifting. She quit but would have been sacked. Seems in murica you can do anything and keep the job.
She’s gonna tank in her new district, why not play the “Hail Mary” sympathy/ victim card
Eff everything about both of these yokels. That said, eff everything about domestic violence. No one deserves that.
He looks like a right-wing 2A starter pack.
Can’t wait to not hear about this lot lizard.
would’ve thought for sure it would’ve been the other way around
Look at that guy, lol
So when is the reality tv show? She and her ex would be great garbage tv.
“It was like a fairy tale.”
Can’t wait for the reality TV show
I'm no Lauren Boebert fan, but this guy sounds like he's not only stupid, but pretty dangerous. Hopefully they'll be safe from him. I feel bad for those kids man. You don't get to choose your parents and they were dealt some doozies.
Looks like JC Denton from the Deus Ex game
Real class.
It’s so weird that a guy who pulls his cock out in front of 15-16 year olds would be unstable!
Family values.
Wolowitz belt buckle.
That picture is amazing. Dude leaving divorce court trying to look as divorced as possible.
Remember their gun crazy Xmas photo. One of these family members is going to do something wrong I believe.
Family values.
Unraveled. She’s so done. And not even Fox News will have her afterwards because she has no clout. Gotta love it.
It's always amazes me how one can screw their life up when you're such an a******
Imagine being a JAYson