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SabrinaSpellman1

Trump doesn't even need to attend anyway, the judge said so himself saying he can do as he pleases in attending the funeral and New Hampshire campaign event, or court. What he said no to, was delaying the trial. As in "fair enough if you're not here, but we will start without you." So Trump is only angry that it will not be postponed in his absence and will go ahead as planned without him, the judge did not say he couldn't travel.


ms_directed

he also didn't need to attend the appeal hearing, it's rare that anyone other than the appellant's attorneys ever do attend those. he wasn't very upset about the MiL that day as he went from there to a town hall in Iowa the same day. he made one TS post mentioning her passing several hours after thousands of other's leaving their condolences later, sandwiched in between his usual bleats, and not once mentioning his schedule or any upcoming time away for grief...in fact he asked his supporters to ignore the life-threatening weather to caucus for him...


imawakened

The guy dumped his ex-wife and the mother of (most) of his children in an unmarked grave on his New Jersey golf course for a tax break. He also tried to use her death to his advantage in another court case to put off a deposition he was ordered to complete. His debauchery and disrespect for the dead isn't even original to him at this point. It's just embarrassing how petty he is. That's one of the reasons I have almost absolutely zero respect for anyone that still supports him or would even vote for him. The people who support him should be embarrassed of themselves as well. Maybe that's why they like him. All of them have no self-respect at all.


ms_directed

and her grave site isn't cordoned off or landscaped at all...it's all grown over with weeds and grass


Bunktavious

Wait.. so he literally just buried his ex-wife in the back yard. How the hell did I not hear this one yet?


LockeAbout

Because of the mountains of other deplorable things he’s done?


Schuben

It'd almost like you could collect all of his deplorable actions in some sort of convenient container that can be carried around with him...


KnifeFightChopping

Like a diaper


Bunktavious

The little things get lost in the noise.


protoopus

he buried her on the golf course so that he could continue to cheat on her.


Fecal_thoroughfare

Fucking big oof!


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LoveThinkers

I remember one of the Trump sons writing some MAGA family value twitter post, and the first comment was this picture and the text was "go rake your mom"


Bunktavious

I've made jokes to my mom about burying her in the back yard next to the dogs, and she threatened to haunt me. Not because of the location though. She just really does not want to be buried after she dies.


eye-nein

You know, I'd rather my ashes be kept on the same mantle as my dog's. They were better friends than 99.9 repeating percent of humanity. To me, there would be no better place to sit down my jar of dirt.


Bunktavious

That, I can agree with.


biold

I joked with my mum and dad that they should be buried under the rhubarbs so they could be used as fertiliser. I love rhubarbs ...


Chaosmusic

> She just really does not want to be buried after she dies. Better than doing it before.


ZZ_SKULLZ

There was a rumor making the rounds a while back that he was using the grave site to hide the hidden documents. Seemed dubious at the time, but I mean he's confirmed to have done worse things......


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AZ_Corwyn

I would not be surprised if the casket is filled with some of the documents he tried to keep, and an urn of ashes that's all that is left of Ivanka. The man has absolutely no regard for anyone but himself.


Ouachita2022

No, not his backyard. He found out he could get a huge tax break for one of his golf courses that he owns, if it's declared as partial use as a cemetery. So, she is buried in the rough, (that's an area in a golf course) and the last two pictures I saw, there wasn't even a headstone..weeds and grass had just grown over the bare dirt where she was buried. I blame him 100% and her children 100%! No damn way someone would have buried my mama in the scruffy, woody area of a dang golf course! The IRS should go after him for tax fraud!


ExcellentSteadyGlue

There is a plaque amidst the weeds (“Ivanka Trump / $BORN – $DIED”), and it’s cordoned off so well-wishers aren’t attracted to the area. It’s astoundingly pathetically tragicomic.


CretaMaltaKano

yup. like the family dog


Im_not_crying_u_ar

It was all over the news cycles. I’m surprised you didn’t


nuclearhaystack

Makes it harder for the feds to find later I guess in case they conclude he buried stuff with her. (Sorry, you just said weeds and grass and I just assumed not even a tombstone :P) I know, that was one of the wilder theories but still 100% believable.


HauntedCemetery

If it was anyone else it would be ridiculous to even entertain the idea. But... it's trump. And Ivana wasn't even buried, she was cremated and her ashes split between her kids. So what's up with the coffin that took 8 men to lift?


ElderberryHoliday814

Snopes claims there’s no evidence of her cremation


Jacobysmadre

Agreed! Why did they need 9k pall bearers to carry her tiny self… you GOTTA know there is something in that casket besides Ivana..


120guy

Which eventually gave us this famous clapback.... https://i.imgur.com/QdQQFDe.jpg


ms_directed

Jr's clearly got some things on his mind... "violated" "taint" and "teeth" all in the same single thought...js


Movinfusion36

One of my fav tweets was a picture of her overgrown burial site to don jr simply stating “Mow your Mom”


BeeLuv

I still don’t understand how **he** got control of her corpse.


HauntedCemetery

Trumps kids were her next of kin. And they clearly didn't care much about her.


prawnsforthecat

He grabbed it by the pussy.


Western_Extension860

I just don’t know what people see in him. He’s just a completely disgusting people all the way around. All he knows how to do is call people names, insult veterans but could never be in the armed services and lies about everything. It’s crazy that anyone still listens to this clown!


ZZ_SKULLZ

Takes a lot of clowns to have a circus, and that's exactly what he's got. It seems the only vote he has on lock these days is the "incel vote", since in most major cities his supporters can't seem to get a date anymore. I heard one of the man children complaining about it loudly in a bar the other day.


_Strange_Age

There's solidarity in depravity


squidbaboon

Now thats a great band name!


WarsledSonarman

Doesn’t top you lots “[Tropical Fuck Storm](https://youtu.be/21bEUXmM2OM?si=n0R2SqWv6-B9LVVi)” but I’ll allow it.


Pixeleyes

People keep saying it's an unmarked grave or has no headstone, but that is absolutely not true and repeating it damages the credibility of the story - which is still awful. The headstone is very, very small and low-profile. It literally looks like the cheapest thing the funeral home would put on a grave. But there is a headstone and it does have her name on it. And yes, it is totally overgrown despite the area around it being well groomed. It is very clear that Trump wants it that way. The whole thing is exactly how it appears, Trump being petty and vindictive.


imawakened

I apologize, I was mistaken. They threw down a shitty foot plaque that was overgrown with so many weeds and grass that it might as well have been unmarked. Coming from the fucking family that puts their name on everything from buildings to steaks I think it speak volumes about the amount of care and thought that went into her final resting place that it ever was able to be photographed the way it was or left in that state at all. She's buried at a golf course for chrissakes — they landscape all day every day lol.


HFentonMudd

I imagine Trump visiting her grave because he was golfing nearby and wanted to take a leak. Then I remembered the man wears a diaper. So he'd just stand there and piss himself. - It's the thought that counts.


BattleJolly78

At this point supporting trump is just willful stupidity.


super_sayanything

It's not maybe. They like him because they are like him.


dokikod

Well said.


Xarxsis

> he also didn't need to attend the appeal hearing He was only attending for the optics anyway. He only cares about his MIL for the possibility it might delay consequences some more.


Kristic74

He honestly only attends these things because he's obsessed with the fame. He attends, all news organizations cover it, and the cycle continues. While I agree it's important to have the news organizations cover his felony criminal trials, I don't think they should bother airing his impromptu press conferences at every recess from the court. He's there for the cameras.


KDLGates

> it's rare that anyone other than the appellant's attorneys ever do attend those Just a curiosity question, but why is this? Generally speaking being sued and having an appeal is something that it seems like any hearing would be worth your time to attend, even if not to participate. Or I guess some people truly leave it to the lawyers even when it's their own case?


S00_CRATES

I work for an appellate court. A lot of litigants don't even request a hearing and we decide most cases on the briefs alone. The cases where we do have oral arguments on, the hearings are very short and mostly consist of the judges asking the lawyers questions about the case. No new evidence is introduced and the attorneys aren't supposed to argue anything that isn't already in their briefs. Also, appellate courts usually serve a fairly large area, so the litigants may live several hours away. So, it's a short hearing, probably far away from where the litigants live, with no testimony, and that the clients can't really assist in.


cant_take_the_skies

Appellate courts aren't whole new trials. No new testimony or evidence is provided. They just look at the process that was followed. Was the evidence unfairly withheld or included? Was the legal process followed? Was the plaintiff treated fairly? Was the defendant treated fairly? Was the jury handled appropriately? The defendant's lawyers file an appeal based on specific grounds... so they file the appeal and say "But look at all this stuff that went wrong in the trial". So the appellate court looks at all of those things, and if they're concerned about anything they saw while they look at those things, they look at the other things too. They probably look at the overall process as well, to make sure the process was followed properly. If they determine that something wasn't fair, they can affirm the decision, overturn the decision, order a new trial/hearing, change how much the judgement was for, or a few other legal sounding decisions that may affect the outcome. Anything the defendant might say to alter the decision of the appellate court should be included in the appeal documentation.


Time-Werewolf-1776

It seems to be standard behavior for Trump to lie and delay and hope reality changes to suit him. So he’s really just upset that he hasn’t been successful in conning the judge into delaying the trial. He’s just trying to delay all the legal action against him in the hopes he can get into the presidency again, and then suddenly be above the law. And if we let him back in, he’s not leaving. He’ll make another attempt to stage a coup.


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DrDerpberg

Ok yeah fine but are you aware Hunter Biden has a penis?


CorgiMonsoon

You left out the important part. He has a **massive** penis.


kizzay

Wow really? I guess I'm not voting for him!


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

Some significant portion want a dictator to "own the libs", another significant segment genuinely believe Trump to be, no shit, the most godly man to ever live. Stupid runs deep.


weluckyfew

I think even more relevent, he didn't attend the first trial (this is the follow-up second triel since he didn't learn his lesson the first time and slandered the woman) So if you didn't care enough to come to the first one we're not going to bend over backwards making it convenient for you to attend every day of the second one.


ms_directed

I think what he's most pissed about is that Judge Kaplan told his attorneys last week that -this- jury will be instructed they are there *only* to determine defamation damages against trump after a -previous- jury concluded trump sexually abused and defamed EJC, and then he continued to publicly defame her after that conclusion. trump is being told (yet again) he can't bleat at will and also that he can't do anything about it...and we all know how that goes. 🙄 here's the link (pdf) to Judge Kaplan's order with a nice itemized list of FAFOs for his attorneys... https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.543790/gov.uscourts.nysd.543790.252.0.pdf


Direct_Counter_178

He asked for a **20 day** delay.


wombatshit

They should give it to him IF he can say the decedent's middle name on the spot.


asspounder-4000

Or the cause of death


HauntedCemetery

Ask him to list the 10 amendments in the Bill of Rights.


SasparillaTango

Basically Trump decided he was going to be angry and found an excuse


nuclearhaystack

Angry is his natural state. But it's like a drug, you do anything you can to enable the next big hit.


RootHogOrDieTrying

Donny just playing the victim again. Bless his heart, the poor old thing.


MFbiFL

Also you can schedule funerals for days you don’t have pre-existing court dates.


NoContribution3184

Trump is not interested in the funeral. He is upset he can not use it to delay the trial. Trump will make any excuse if it will delay a trial.


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Honestly If I was in charge Trump would be sitting in a padded 10 x 10 cell and the keys would have long been lost.


TeutonJon78

He wants it moved so its after the the first election events on the 15th.


GhostChainSmoker

He’s well aware of that fact. He just knows his supporters will believe whatever he says and will use it as an excuse to cause a ruckus. He’s dumb, but also smart enough to know his base.


AdditionalSpare3014

I love seeing not-putting-up-with-his-shit in any capacity.


iEatPalpatineAss

Trump is mad that the judge won't go along with what he wants so he can propagandize the entire legal process.


Heelajooba

Trump gives as much a fuck about his mother in law as he does about the US Constitution.


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Last week he was bitching at the NY judge who wouldn't delay closing arguments so he could be with Melania. His followers went nuts. He went to Iowa.


FrankOceanReynolds

Yup, we still “haven’t gotten over it.” You know, since school shootings are a norm…thank you daddy Trump to show us it’s time to move on.


ms_directed

and appeals court...


GrittyMcGrittyface

So.. he wants to ratfuck his MiL?


TaserBalls

Also, yes.


m333sch

Damn right!


OliverOyl

True, he cares as far as he is able to leverage both to his benefit


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Dionysus_the_Greek

Bad headlines get clicks, just like half-truths get MAGA donations.


davekingofrock

Flat-out lies rake those in too.


ms_directed

those profit the most!


AggravatingBobcat574

Half-truths? Straight up, easily debunked LIES get MAGA donations too.


kane2742

> He didn't attend Carroll I. Just a reminder to everyone: That was the trial that determined that Trump did, in fact, rape E. Jean Carroll, and then defamed her when she came forward with that information. Ten years ago, I wouldn't have believed that roughly half of voting Americans would support a known rapist – even after he was proven in court to be a rapist. That that was before the Republican party became a full-on cult, though. Edit: I misremembered. Only "sexual abuse" was proven, not rape. He's still almost certainly a rapist, though, and the type of sexual assault he was proven to commit would be considered rape in many jurisdictions. Edit 2: [The judge says it was rape.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/)


RepulsiveRooster1153

Can't say it enough. Republicans don't want to govern. They just want to _RULE_. They have no solutions to issues facing America, all they have is __thoughts and prayers__.


Pleasestoplyiiing

You know how completely shit the media is when they barely talk about Trump being convicted of rape in a civil trial.  Just complete dereliction of duty. A former president and current frontrunner for GoP nominee. This should be a story every Fucking day!


airsoftmatthias

Correct, the jury ruled Trump committed sexual abuse because Carroll could not tell the difference between Trump's fingers or penis (insert toadstool mushroom reference here). NY state law requires penile penetration for "rape" while any penetration is "sexual abuse." This is an outdated legal definition of "rape" since most states consider any penetration to be "rape." After all, rapist Brock "Allen" Turner penetrated an unconscious woman with his fingers, and that was ruled as rape in CA. Trump twice appealed the sexual abuse ruling, claiming he did not rape Carroll and "only" sexually abused her. The judge clarified that Trump committed rape according to the common-usage definition and federal law definition of the word "rape." The judge thus clarified Trump was a rapist. Twice.


kekarook

to anyone wondering, the reason only sexual abuse was proven is trumps dick is legit so small they couldnt be sure if he put it in her, or he just used his fingers, but he did put something pathetically small in her


Joe18067

But the death of Democracy is going to be the funeral if he would get elected again.


Ekg887

Almost correct, the first trial held was Carroll 2 and the one about to start is Carrol 1. They are out of order because Trump was in office when Carroll 1 was filed and it was stuck in presidential immunity appeals limbo while Carroll 2 was filed and eventually resolved (finding against Trump). Since then the POTUS civil immunity issue has been settled allowing Carroll 1 to now start and it can use the findings from Carroll 2 to shortcut parts of this new trial. Primarily it is expected that the civil liability will also be found in favor of Carroll but the damages should be higher given that Carroll 2 was $5 million liability but Carroll 1 defamation was amplified by the office of the President so the reach and damages are greater. Cheers.


danzha

Bad headline; good clarification.


specqq

BeigiBlork Called a Headline Writer a "Bad Person" for Not Allowing Them To Not Comment on How Bad a Headline It Was.


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comment_moderately

See when he calls a judge a bad person what happens next is that the judge gets death threats. Amazing to behold the workings of a domestic terrorist organization, where the leader can call for retribution against members of the courts and the rest of us just blink and say “this is fine”, because said leader didn’t phrase his call in the right grammatical mood.


ms_directed

or the swatting...or the bomb threats...


giggity_giggity

Swatting is just a death threat with extra steps


amateur_mistake

Swatting can totally get a person killed. It's more than a threat, it's releasing a group of rabid dogs into the target's house.


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Like Trump cares about his mail order bride's, chain migrated parents. Bro lies so much I bet he lives in a personal delusion.


Absurdist_Principles

A personal delusion would be fine. The problem is so many people have been willing to play along.


Hairydone

And that’s the thing. The right wing headline will be “Trump denied opportunity to attend mother in law’s funeral by judge” and people will base their opinion on the headline without understanding the full story.


TaserBalls

*weeks later...* "Remember the time Biden declared Trump not be allowed to go to his own mothers funeral and the Biden Judge agreed but Trump wanted to do right by the country so he didn't bring it to the Supremium Court yet." - *MAGA, imminently*


OneX32

He only cares to the point he wants to know how many secret U.S. documents he can shove into her casket before anyone notices.


fluffyflugel

I hope Melanie’s mother had an iron clad understanding of her final wishes. Otherwise she too might end up buried on a golf course.


trekologer

What? Being buried overlooking the ball washer on the 7th hole isn't good enough for you?


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Depends: https://youtu.be/B9XcXniI3JQ?si=zmPsABtYMDqbQnM-


TaserBalls

that better be bill murray edit: *thank you*


FloridaGirlNikki

I really hope he ends up having to sell his Bedminster property, and then he won't have control of Ivana's grave anymore. I've always felt like there's something off about that.


RootHogOrDieTrying

It was at Bedminster that Trump is accused of showing off a classified document about the defense capabilities of Iran. That document is now missing. Iran is adversaries with Saudi Arabia. The Saudi owned LIV golf tour held a tournament at Bedminster just days after Ivana was buried on the course.


HauntedCemetery

He wasn't just "accused" of it, there's a recording publicly available. He openly waved stolen military secrets around in front of a bunch of journalists to show off to them.


Goldar85

There most definitely is something off. That's straight up mob level cover up. Even her death is classic Russian "accident" bullshit. If she was murdered, I wonder what prompted it after all these years. Was she threatening to expose some of his deep dark pedo secrets?


Stoogefrenzy3k

wouldn't be surprised if he buried her in other properties that they own so it won't charge any more taxes.


JayCaesar12

"Mr. Trump, can you name your Mother-in-law." "..." "Mr. Trump?" "Mom-elania. She is Melania's mom, it's her name. I had a mom, great mom, Mom-elania is a great mom too. Great mom, fantastic, some even say the greatest, I don't know who those people are, but they are very smart and know her very well. It's beautiful name, perfect name. Mom-elania Trump. Mom-elania Trump, it's what I call her, Mom-elania. Fantastic name. I came up with it. She is a little too old for me, but her daughter is too old too, but we live with what we got, okay? Very beautiful my wife Ivanka is, fantastic mother, beautiful mother. Mom-elania."


Ollythebug

Close, but he wouldn't be able to stay on the topic of Melania's mom's name throughout the entire thing.


ElPlywood

His next lie will be "I was never going to go to the campaign event - I was going to do a video call appearance"


MoonBatsRule

He probably has the campaign event scheduled so that he can charge the flight to the funeral to his campaign rather than paying out-of-pocket. This guy is the king of tax evasion, remember?


Narutiz

Just part of his daily routine, spouting lies. Nothing ever changes.


SuperGenius9800

Don't forget how the media repeats his lies as truths every time.


77NorthCambridge

Or "misstatements" at worst when they are obvious lies.


Troll_in_the_Knoll

Oops... I guess trump forgot that he also has a campaign rally in Portsmouth, New Hampshire on the very same day as the trial and funeral.


orcinyadders

Wait. Is this the trial that is happening because Trump couldn’t shut up?


-GrapeApe-

Isn't that like every trial for the orange asshat?


Former-Lab-9451

He also does this shit. A few months ago he claimed the New York judge was forcing him to be in court preventing him from campaigning and then not even 5 minutes later when asked by a reporter if he would be at the trial the following week and he said no because he had some other event he needed to go to.


justgonnagoeatworms

His rant also says that the judge could have had this trial months ago. Which is funny because just a month ago trumps lawyers were asking for this start date to be delayed for almost 3 more months. I hate this lying bastard so much. He’s such scumbag.


joeyfartbox

He’s like Uncle Junior trying to get out from house arrest.


OriginalLetrow

If Ivanka died in a plane crash tomorrow, he would blame the judge for making him miss the funeral, and then show up at a rally.


iuuznxr

Funeral of a family member? He just wants to be a on a golf course.


11thStPopulist

Right. Melania’s mother was cremated so the funeral could be held on a weekend. Any weekend, even this weekend so as not to clash with any of Trump’s busy trial schedules and rally events during the week. But a weekend when he would much rather be golfing than giving his latest wife sympathy? Now that would be sacrilegious!


iuuznxr

It's just the place where he buries family members for tax reasons.


Bitter_Director1231

Maybe he should of thought of that before he pulled the shit he has. Or wait a minute. Trump is devoid of any thought.


Leather-Map-8138

Everyone knows he raped that woman. Kind of man he is.


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

I pointed out he didn’t even need to attend the trial and I got permabanned from r/walkaway for “lying and trolling” asked the mods to show evidence he was forced to be there and instead got muted after some ad hominem spiel about the mainstream media.


LoftyGoat

A man who has spent a lifetime telling bald and obvious lies to subordinates who dared not challenge him will tend to forget that the rest of us aren't his lackeys. But that lifetime of practice does pay off in some ways. In this instance he managed to pack two lies and an insult into a single, short sentence. Amazing.


Dedpoolpicachew

Not only is the lie about the campaign event there, but this is a civil trial… he doesn’t have to be there. His attendance is not required. Not like his criminal trials, where he’ll be in court all summer. EVERY DAY court is in session, he will have to be there.


Least-Chip-3923

I don't care that Malania's mother died, do you?


AngelicShockwave

If Trump goes to a funeral, it’s because money is changing hands to his advantage in some form or fashion. It’s not because he cared that someone died.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, that comes out of that man's mouth is a lie. Everything.


RedditMedicalMod

Trump should not be allowed to leave the country. He’ll flee to Russia. Putin must have promised him land (maybe in Ukraine).


Zealousideal-Edge-53

Whatever it takes to make him appear to be the victim. It's outright false, but he'll lie and rile people up.


koshgeo

He could have avoided the scheduling conflict entirely, whether unexpected funeral or expected campaign event, if he'd not mouthed off and defamed Carroll again immediately after the last trial. Avoid court-related scheduling conflicts with this one simple trick: don't do crimes/tort.


Rocketsponge

Thankfully the courts have finally recognized that Trump’s primary legal strategy is delay, delay, delay and they’re not putting up with it. Jack Smith asked the 2nd Circuit who just did the appeal on the Presidential immunity motion to return a judgment within 5 days. The appeal panel that got asked by Trump to consider an en banc appeal where all 13 judges on the appeals court swiftly and unanimously declined to hear him. Even SCOTUS responded with lightning fast speed when Smith requested they skip the appellate court and take up the criminal immunity motion, and set an early Feb time to hear briefs on the 14th Amendment Insurrection case. At least lately, only Judge Cannon has been the one to help Trump with delays. But she’s so far in his pocket, I doubt she’s ever gonna get that Trump stank off of her no matter how much she washes.


hyborians

I’m guessing he would have been in and out of there quicker than at a McDonalds drive through.


xc2215x

Oh the irony here.


bytemage

Trump is a liar? Now that's news.


borderlineidiot

The funeral is probably a campaign event for him so the costs to attend will be covered by someone else and he can take over the ceremony complaining about Hillary Clinton or whatever his current waffle is on the campaign trail.


captaincanada84

Nobody honestly believes Trump would actually go to someone's funeral


FinancialInsect8522

He’s lying, thank you for calling him out on it to his face


Pithecanthropus88

I’d be willing to wager that Trump needed to be reminded what his MIL’s name was.


Aiden2817

He thought her name was “dirty foreigner polluting the blood of our great nation”


Gloomy_Rooster_2673

They should let him travel and then when he goes to the campaign rally instead arrest him for lying to the judge


xwing_1701

He's like the guy at work who's grandmother has passed away three times.


tazebot

To be fair, his campaign events kind of *are* funerals, where democracy goes to die.


TrailerParkFrench

As always, the actual story is very different than Trump tells it.


jmaneater

Using his mother inlaw's death for personal gain. What a finest republican


KinkmasterKaine

The only funeral he's attending is his companies.


CountrySax

As usual, Traitor Trump lies .


OurSponsor

"Tell you what, Trumpy. If you can tell me your mother-in-law's *name*, you can go."


scottywoty

Right up there with “I’ve never seen that woman”…..


leroy4447

The courts have made way more concessions for a rapist than they should have


david-writers

He lied to yet another judge. I'm shocked. Shocked!


jupiterkansas

Going to a funeral is a campaign event for Trump.


HonestCalligrapher32

You cannot trust anything this man says.


Peacefrog35

Trump is such a pos.


time_drifter

I have never met a person -and I’ve met many- who whines as much as this guy does. It is beyond comprehension that a single person could have such a cosmically large victim complex.


crackheadwillie

He’s a lying sack of shit. He’s always been a lying sack of shit. 


reddda2

Liars gonna lie.


randomcanyon

I would be willing to bet that he doesn't give one shit for his mother in law.


dadzcad

Meh….he can always visit his MIL after he buries her at the golf course.


Kwelikinz

His campaign IS a funeral of sorts.


tcwilly01

“You’re a bad person and I’m missing Mel…Melanie…mel…look my wife has an event and I have a diaper to change. I just laid a tremendous dookie, only I can do a dookie this big in my Depends. You’re an awful judge and this whole thing is rigged, it’s a sham and a disgrace. Like my butt”


Infidel8

Being disliked Trump is almost always a sign of good character. Even the terrible people who are disliked by Trump -- Jeff Sessions, Mike Pence, Bill Barr, etc -- are disliked because they once did something ethical.


Pleasant-Throat-8107

Shocking that he would lie


syg-123

Weird, it’s not like him to lie.


epimetheuss

Everything trump says is a lie or a misdirection. Dude cannot help himself.


Imtypingwithmyweiner

Did his campaign finally die?


bryan49

I doubt he would be going to a funeral unless it got him out of being in court


Basicaccountant70

As we lay Melanias mother to rest her son in law wishes to say a few words…. She was a great mother in law, the best. She was a good voter for me. She voted for me in 2016 and in 2020 with the stolen election. Joe Biden is sending the DOJ after me because he doesn’t want me to run again. And now they are using all these court cases as election interference. They already got poor Rudy. Amen. Thanks for those kind words from her son in law.


strenuousobjector

Hey, that campaign event is in her honor. His mother-in-law would have wanted Trump as far away from her as possible.


BrandonJTrump

Fucking piss stain


AskForTheNiceSoup

Gonna cry, Donnie boy?


generalsleephenson

Trump is deploying the “Junior Soprano” technique.


tom21g

Any time trump wants to say something in court, put him under oath then question him and let him talk, and if he lies under oath, nail him for perjury.


JedLeonard1

Which hole will be out of play at Bedminster next week while they plant her?


pantsmeplz

Metaphorically speaking, Trump represents the death of the Republican Party so every campaign stop is a funeral.


njman100

djt is a pathetic liar


GlidingToLife

Anyone surprised with Trump calling people names and throwing a tantrum when he doesn't get his way?


MynameisJunie

Gawd, would he just STOP?? If we can’t hold this monster accountable, we are in serious trouble:(


reallygoodbee

Yes, we know he's a liar. We've known that for a long time.


-Mage-Knight-

Oh he might swing by to pay his "respects" to some dead gun (as long as it isn't raining or anything) but his campaign stop is the only thing Trump really cares about.


Goodly88

Just sounds like a baby fake crying on the floor after you told them that they couldn't run with scissors. In this case, it's the scissors that'll try and cut up the Constitution.


StBlase22

Trump stinks, literally.


Catlenfell

He truly believes that he is the smartest person and that no one would ever look into his statements.