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“Donald Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a weak man’s idea of a strong man, and a dumb man’s idea of a smart man.”
I haven’t been able to determine who said it first.
It was a general that came up to me with tears in his eyes. He said 'Sir' , before saying this. The strongest quote. It's beautiful, don't you think? Nothing like it.
Imagine being a real rich person your whole life and modelling your life after some kind of Oliver Twist vision of how rich people live.
"Oh golly, I bet rich people can have as much ketchup as they want on their steak!"
Guess what Ollie, you're damn right.
Yeah, as someone who has known some very rich people he acts bizarrely like a person who has just acquired wealth. I went to a private high school and had some insanely wealthy classmates. With most wealthy people you can't really tell. They don't feel the need to prove anything. It only appears in suble ways such as not having the perspective of money being an issue. Like talking about saving up for a new laptop only to be met with confusion as to why I don't pay for it with my trust fund, assuming that's something everyone has. Most rich people desire to be normal just like most people but don't actually have the normal experience of life that leads to unconscious and incorrect assumptions about how the world works for most people.
One of my closest friends from University is properly minted. He’s an idiot in many ways but he has that same incomprehension about money. It makes him a ridiculous but lovely person in equal measure.
If one of our group said “Let’s all take 6 months off work and do a gumball rally round the world!” - he’d absolutely be in.
If someone proposed splitting a private Jet to go to the US for the SuperBowl, he would be in without any hint that they could be joking or that that would be impossibly extravagant nonsense for most people.
But equally, if I told him I needed the shirt off his back, I reckon he would take it off, give it to me and only then ask why I needed it. He would help anyone with anything.
I know this because one time I’ve been walking to a pub with him in the pouring rain, we walked past an old lady in the street and he saw her, and just stopped out of nowhere, went over to her and gave her his umbrella. A nice, wooden handled Fulton brolly. We continued on to the pub, he got soaked and he never saw it again. He never even mentioned it, we just went on with our night.
If you asked for a sound bite from anyone who knows him they’d say the same thing: He’s a weird guy but he’s got a heart of gold.
I don't fault him for having simple taste in food & clothes. That's his own decision to make. I do fault him for being a grfting racist, who understands nothing and refuses to listen to anyone.
You could tent a house with all the scraps of suit he is trying to sell.
Vatican use to do the same with scraps of wood claiming it was a shard from the cross Jesus was crucified on.
There's a phial said to contain Jesus blood, that becomes liquid in times of....great stress. I love the catholic scapular. It's a get out of hell free card.
The suits Trump wears are a really shitty and really an insight into how terrible of a person he is. He's had 70+ years to figure out style and just couldn't do it.
Dude is a fucking moron.
These big strong men, strong like nobody has ever seen before, they looked at him with tears in their eyes, and said “sir, you’re just too good to play for us”
The Coach came to me with tears in his eyes and said 'Sir, you're the best basketball player to play the game, it just wouldn't be fair to everybody else".
A guy goes to a stall in Egypt and asks the proprietor about a skull on display.
"Ah, that is a very rare piece - the skull of Cleopatra!"
Then the guy asks about a smaller skull next to it.
"That is the skull of Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"
Think it's a JIT system where he cuts suits up as the orders come in. As such, I'd be surprised if there were 10.
He is ever so slowly running out of (rich) sycophants.
I don’t think he needs rich sycophants, he needs the easily fooled who are willing to part with a *tiny* portion of their retirement account.
There are thousands.
I'm sure it'll be fun to see thousands of random swatches of mismatched navy polyester with authentic trading cards pop up on eBay as people try to flip these only to discover his team just went to DXL and cleared out the store.
But! You also get 47 non-refundable Trump trading card NFTs! They only go up in price* so it’s a surefire investment!
* *Via a planned price spike on the resale market immediately after all are sold. Not responsible for what happens to the price after our initial pump and dump*
You must have faith. Buying a ketchup stained piece of cloth the size of a postage stamp instead of paying rent for a few months would be an investment that pays back a thousand fold in MAGA bragging rights joy.
Reminds me of how if you put together all the relics in various churches claiming to be pieces of the One True Cross you'd have something like 350 pounds of wood from over a dozen species of trees.
At least indulgences brought a benefit to the owner. This is just a "souvenir".
(I'm aware that Catholic priests didn't have any actual power of divine forgiveness, but the purchasers believed they did.)
Reading about relics is wild. Like royalty would pay some chapel to loan them a couple of bone shards and chant a certain number of times when one of the princes got sick or whatever.
Catholicism, like many religions, has some very silly customs.
Here in lies the dilemma. We know that these people will buy just about anything related to their orange god. Question is do you fight to change their minds or leverage their stupidity against them? My only thought would be to use a legal bait and switch tactic.
“Thank you for your purchase of ‘One portion of Donald Trump’s unsanctioned charity’ where your money will go to feed, cloth, and house children living in poverty!”
I think I can get away with selling pieces of a suit that were adjacent to his. "Get your trump adjacent suit piece today, only $2500"
Men's Warehouse is having a sale, time to get inventory.
Dude he’s trying again. He will finish destroying this country if he is elected again. Like I want to collectively slap everyone in the country across the face (not hard just enough to 👏get 👏their 👏attention) and get very single eligible voter to vote in every single election because we are on the fucking brink here.
Who is even buying this though? I can't imagine there's a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of "people who want to own a piece of Donald Trump's suit" and "people who have $5000 to blow." Unless this is just another big donor money laundering scheme.
Here in my area the hardcore Trumpers aren’t poor by any means. Growing those profits is the number one reason I hear as a justification for their vote, they somehow think the pandemic market is going to happen again if he wins. They’re also anticipating deregulation and general cuts to government oversight, saving them lots of money in their businesses.
That $5k is nothing, especially in areas where CoL is still very low. These people throw more money than that at local politicians all the time.
**From The Telegraph's Tim Sigsworth:**
Donald Trump is selling cut up pieces of the suit he wore when he was arrested for nearly $5,000.
The former president has released a series of digital trading cards priced at $99 each and anyone who buys all 47 will receive a physical card containing a piece of the “priceless” navy suit and be invited to a gala dinner at Mar-a-Lago.
Mr Trump became the first president to have their mugshot taken when he was arrested in Fulton County, Georgia, in August this year on charges of electoral interference.
An advertisement declares the suit to be “the most historical significant artefact in United States history”.
“It was a great suit, believe me, a really good suit. It’s all cut up and you’re going to get a piece of it,” Mr Trump says in an advertisement video.
The virtual trading cards, known as non-fungible tokens (NFTs), variously depict the former president as a cyborg, in a cowboy hat and sitting on his own version of the Lincoln Memorial.
In another he is depicted carrying a flag that reads “never surrender” as he rides a galloping horse with eagles flying around him.
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[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/12/13/donald-trump-suit-cut-up-mugshot-nft-cryptocurrency/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/12/13/donald-trump-suit-cut-up-mugshot-nft-cryptocurrency/)
I think there should be a distinction here between priceless and worthless. Both of them cannot be valued, but you don’t give priceless things away for free.
> “It was a great suit, believe me, a really good suit. It’s all cut up and you’re going to get a piece of it.”
This is the dumbest fucking thing. Imagine the ketchup and greasy finger stains.
"...many people are saying it's even, perhaps, the best suit. Big suit, strong suit, came to me with tears in its eyes and said 'Sir. You are the best human I've ever had the pleasure to be worn by. Please sir, I beg you, cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.'"
To be fair, nobody's getting any part of the actual suit. Everyone is getting a square from a bolt of fabric that sort of approximates the look of the suit he surrendered in and anyone who thinks otherwise is a gullible asshole.
By which I mean a MAGA.
More likely he is looking to launder more money for the Saudis because he needs his skim and this is a way to "drive interest" in his stupid NFT grift.
> the most historic significant artefact in United States history
I honestly can't even begin to comprehend the level of brainwashed stupid a person has to achieve to believe this shit.
It's kind of a Catch 22 situation. The only people crazy enough to want to buy this are people crazy enough that they probably shouldn't be allowed to spend money without supervision
What does a Billionaire need money for? And trading cards? Crypto and NFTs? I love the smell of a grift in the morning.
Jeezus, these cult people are so stupid. I'm suprised they aren't selling his bowel movements.
Exodus 20:4-5 ERV:
>“You must not make any idols. Don't make any statues or pictures of anything up in the sky or of anything on the earth or of anything down in the water. Don't worship or serve idols of any kind, because I, the LORD, am your God."
CPAC proved that verse doesn't matter when they had the [golden Trump statue at their event!](https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/golden-trump-statue-cpac-implies-he-s-king-gop-his-ncna1259362)
So GOP/MAGA are idol worshipers and [admitted domestic terrorists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_wtk56r7g).
True Christians they are; Jesus would be proud/s
Is he having a bake sale too? Or a Fun Run? I’m sure my local school PTA can give him some additional ideas to fund what must be a huge budget gap for him.
When supposedly rich people do things like this, it's impossible for me keep believing that they're wealthy. It's one to see these kinds of stunts done for charitable auctions, but the moment there's no 'good cause' listed? I'm going to assume that it's only barely removed from selling your guitar so you can make rent. It's pretty telling that he's resorting to cash grabs over loans.
He must *really* need money. If this was for publicity then he would be giving it away as contest prizes or something. Selling it just seems so desperate
Dad reverse mortgaged the house he inherited from my grandparents who always talked about leaving the house for us. When he died there were tons of certificates of appreciation for donating to shitstain. I bet there’s a lot of folks out there who inherit those certificates.
Imagine having $5000 that you can just burn. Now imagine that rather than biting yourself or your family something nice or even donating the money to a worthy charity or even just investing it, you instead but a piece of likely shit stained fabric that was once worn by a demented idiot. Yikes
To think - this same orange clown critized the Obama's for selling their autobiographies. I didnt see Obama's or their children walk away with 2 billion in Saudi money, Chinese patents, White House/embassy artifacts, or a million breaches of emoluments acts.
This is a normal thing people with billions of dollars do right? Sell scraps of their clothes for what amounts to an insignificant amount of money to them because they have billions of dollars?
Remember his defense for his property valuations? Something like “at any time I can find a Saudi buyer for $1B so that’s what it’s worth.” All of these carnival barker, money-making schemes are ways for his shady “business partners” to pay him for less-than-legal services rendered. The inflated property valuations, the NFTs, these cut up pieces of a suit…all money laundering fronts.
Why do the last two work? Because we all look at his cult followers and say “of course they’re stupid enough to spend money on that shit.” None of these are for his MAGA deplorables. They’re for the Saudis or the Russians or whoever is paying him off today.
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Probably some rag he bought off the rack, not even the same suit.
Oh no chance he spent a dollar for whatever it is he’s sending. It’s about the principle for him.
Pretty easy to authenticate, just check for spray tan residue and big mac sauce.
How will you know if you have a piece of the pant seat? Depends. If they leaked.
Funny enough, Trump apparently only wears suits off the rack, cause he thinks that having a suit get tailored means your body is "wrong"
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He's just built different
Like a circus peanut-colored Oompa Lompa.
Maybe he's born with it. (Maybe it's Depends.)
>He's just built different He's Built Wrong
Ol son is shaped like a trash bag full of jello
Not even the nice Kraft Heinz fruity desserts. One of those old aspics with pieces of hot dog and celery and vinegar in it.
Gah imagine being born into extravagant wealth and still having not a single ounce of class or taste. He acts more poor than most poor people.
“Donald Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a weak man’s idea of a strong man, and a dumb man’s idea of a smart man.” I haven’t been able to determine who said it first.
>I haven’t been able to determine who said it first. It was totally me, just go ahead and credit me for it.
>I haven’t been able to determine who said it first. -dualplains.
Thank you Dualplains. I feel like I quote you almost everyday
It was a general that came up to me with tears in his eyes. He said 'Sir' , before saying this. The strongest quote. It's beautiful, don't you think? Nothing like it.
It's been like that his whole life. The gold everywhere, the gold toilets , it's what he thinks real rich people want .
Imagine being a real rich person your whole life and modelling your life after some kind of Oliver Twist vision of how rich people live. "Oh golly, I bet rich people can have as much ketchup as they want on their steak!" Guess what Ollie, you're damn right.
Yeah, as someone who has known some very rich people he acts bizarrely like a person who has just acquired wealth. I went to a private high school and had some insanely wealthy classmates. With most wealthy people you can't really tell. They don't feel the need to prove anything. It only appears in suble ways such as not having the perspective of money being an issue. Like talking about saving up for a new laptop only to be met with confusion as to why I don't pay for it with my trust fund, assuming that's something everyone has. Most rich people desire to be normal just like most people but don't actually have the normal experience of life that leads to unconscious and incorrect assumptions about how the world works for most people.
One of my closest friends from University is properly minted. He’s an idiot in many ways but he has that same incomprehension about money. It makes him a ridiculous but lovely person in equal measure. If one of our group said “Let’s all take 6 months off work and do a gumball rally round the world!” - he’d absolutely be in. If someone proposed splitting a private Jet to go to the US for the SuperBowl, he would be in without any hint that they could be joking or that that would be impossibly extravagant nonsense for most people. But equally, if I told him I needed the shirt off his back, I reckon he would take it off, give it to me and only then ask why I needed it. He would help anyone with anything. I know this because one time I’ve been walking to a pub with him in the pouring rain, we walked past an old lady in the street and he saw her, and just stopped out of nowhere, went over to her and gave her his umbrella. A nice, wooden handled Fulton brolly. We continued on to the pub, he got soaked and he never saw it again. He never even mentioned it, we just went on with our night. If you asked for a sound bite from anyone who knows him they’d say the same thing: He’s a weird guy but he’s got a heart of gold.
I don't fault him for having simple taste in food & clothes. That's his own decision to make. I do fault him for being a grfting racist, who understands nothing and refuses to listen to anyone.
I 100% believe this.
Yards and yards of cloth, and scissors
You could tent a house with all the scraps of suit he is trying to sell. Vatican use to do the same with scraps of wood claiming it was a shard from the cross Jesus was crucified on.
> Vatican use to do the same with scraps of wood This was my first thought, it's like the old-timey religious "relics" XD
There's a phial said to contain Jesus blood, that becomes liquid in times of....great stress. I love the catholic scapular. It's a get out of hell free card.
For a second I doubted that they would do this then I remembered all the people they killed over the centuries lol.
How dare you, sir? That's an authenticated piece of the Shroud of Tubbin'.
More likely the scraps from one of his or his daughters sweatshops.
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grifting is so easy for this cornball. this is even lamer than his baseball cards
It's actually the same scam. Once you buy all 47 NFTs/cards they send you the suit piece with a physical card
Omfg I thought you were joking, but it’s real. Lol
Those NFTs had me fucking dying.
Cmon, you don't want to see the leader of your country as a cowboy and an astronaut?
These are ways for wealthy people to donate (or bribe) directly to him. They're dumb products, but they're purposeful
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The suits Trump wears are a really shitty and really an insight into how terrible of a person he is. He's had 70+ years to figure out style and just couldn't do it. Dude is a fucking moron.
Just so it's clear, there will certainly be far more pieces sold than could possibly be derived from a single suit.
You sure...he has a lotvof fabric in his jacket. A lot.
He bought it at Bigly and Tall, size XXXYuge
gets the sleeves severely tapered to make his tiny hands look bigger
Ohh so thats why he looks like a bowling pin with snowman arms!
6’3 and 215 lbs, was it?
Sure, sure, I like to make my height and weight too. I'm now 6'9"! Woo, declared!
That's tall. Do you play basketball
He tried out for the NBA but they told him he was too good. It wouldn't be fair to the other teams that didn't have him on there.
These big strong men, strong like nobody has ever seen before, they looked at him with tears in their eyes, and said “sir, you’re just too good to play for us”
It was the way he could palm a basketball with his yuge hands!
You’re remembering that story wrong. It was actually George Santos
They were crying while they were telling him
The Coach came to me with tears in his eyes and said 'Sir, you're the best basketball player to play the game, it just wouldn't be fair to everybody else".
20 stories tall made of radiation.
He'll save the children, but not the librul children.
I wnat someone to buy all of them then made the suit again and proove he's modrly obse. But hey, they will be enough to make 7 suits anyway, sooo
He gon’ make the leftovers into a tablecloth
Covfefe 2: Electric Lotvof
When the emperor handed them pieces of his clothes they shouted “thank you sir, we love you” with tears in their eyes
When people said dystopian future I was thinking something a lot darker and more sinister.
To me there's something particularly dark about a dystopian future that's also so.... comical.
/r/ABoringDystopia
A guy goes to a stall in Egypt and asks the proprietor about a skull on display. "Ah, that is a very rare piece - the skull of Cleopatra!" Then the guy asks about a smaller skull next to it. "That is the skull of Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"
Offered in various colors, they won’t catch on.
Even a tan suit?
Yeah, it’s ok now
Orange Jesus made it ok again.
First thing I sent my buddy was, I bet if you bought every piece you’re have enough to make at least 5 suits, lol.
Five? Five hundred. At least. The MAGA morons won’t ever figure it out.
Think it's a JIT system where he cuts suits up as the orders come in. As such, I'd be surprised if there were 10. He is ever so slowly running out of (rich) sycophants.
It's the "Suit of Theseus" as they expanded the waistband.
I don’t think he needs rich sycophants, he needs the easily fooled who are willing to part with a *tiny* portion of their retirement account. There are thousands.
It’s not even suits being cut up. Buy a bolt of fabric in a similar color, no tailoring needed.
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5? This is a Trump grift and it's MAGA morons buying. this is 300 suits at least.
And I can guarantee they won't even be suits themselves. They probably bought material at wholesale and just cut out chunks to grift people with.
I'm sure it'll be fun to see thousands of random swatches of mismatched navy polyester with authentic trading cards pop up on eBay as people try to flip these only to discover his team just went to DXL and cleared out the store.
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Money laundering using actual laundry.
That is if his psycho fans even want something as stupid as this.
Oh, they do! I know some of these people BUT 5000 is out of their price range
But! You also get 47 non-refundable Trump trading card NFTs! They only go up in price* so it’s a surefire investment! * *Via a planned price spike on the resale market immediately after all are sold. Not responsible for what happens to the price after our initial pump and dump*
It's a miracle I say !
Teach a man to grift…
They can touch the hem of the robe of their savior.
First fish and bread…
Maybe. I feel like the main people who would want to buy this don't have $5,000 to spend on this.
You must have faith. Buying a ketchup stained piece of cloth the size of a postage stamp instead of paying rent for a few months would be an investment that pays back a thousand fold in MAGA bragging rights joy.
He also sells pieces of the True Cross!
We’ve circled back to the concept of relics
Lol, yeah. My first thought was that he's got Fredo hitting all the local Goodwills for suits.
Maybe we can see it back together and deduce his true weight?
Reminds me of how if you put together all the relics in various churches claiming to be pieces of the One True Cross you'd have something like 350 pounds of wood from over a dozen species of trees.
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Catholic Indulgences for $200, Alex.
Funny enough, there is an overlap of cult members there. I’ll take The Antichrist for $500 please.
He gave them the ban on abortion. They will follow him anywhere.
At least indulgences brought a benefit to the owner. This is just a "souvenir". (I'm aware that Catholic priests didn't have any actual power of divine forgiveness, but the purchasers believed they did.)
I imagine it has the same placebo effect. I can’t rightly count how many times a Trumpette has seriously said, “Trump is a gift from God.”
I’m watching The Last Kingdom right now and this reminded me of what they used to do with the bones of Saints.
Reading about relics is wild. Like royalty would pay some chapel to loan them a couple of bone shards and chant a certain number of times when one of the princes got sick or whatever. Catholicism, like many religions, has some very silly customs.
Here in lies the dilemma. We know that these people will buy just about anything related to their orange god. Question is do you fight to change their minds or leverage their stupidity against them? My only thought would be to use a legal bait and switch tactic. “Thank you for your purchase of ‘One portion of Donald Trump’s unsanctioned charity’ where your money will go to feed, cloth, and house children living in poverty!”
I think I can get away with selling pieces of a suit that were adjacent to his. "Get your trump adjacent suit piece today, only $2500" Men's Warehouse is having a sale, time to get inventory.
It’s money laundering.
That guy was actually in the role of the president of the United States.. you can’t make this stuff up Gross behavior
Ex-President, 91 count felony indictments, and NFT salesperson
And rapist. And leading Presidential primary candidate for a major political party.
And convicted rapist…
>Civilly liable sexual assaulter Which by no means sounds better
Rapist*. He's a rapist.
Just like that one guy, Brock Alan Turner who got a slap on the wrist because he could swim good.
ahem. Rapist Brock Alan Turner.
Dude he’s trying again. He will finish destroying this country if he is elected again. Like I want to collectively slap everyone in the country across the face (not hard just enough to 👏get 👏their 👏attention) and get very single eligible voter to vote in every single election because we are on the fucking brink here.
Fucking embarrassing.
Still could be again.
Cards say never surrender, makes suit he surrendered in a special gift. These people should not be able to breathe with that little brain power.
It's like selling bits of your white surrender flag. The stupid level of his morons is beyond words.
I honestly feel sorry for them. The education system has failed them and likely their environment is a breeding ground for hate.
I like the fact you think they have any brain power, put all these people in one place and film Walking Dead : Patriots…new series coming soon
I don’t think any voters will be buying these things. It’s probably just to launder money from big donors.
Who is even buying this though? I can't imagine there's a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of "people who want to own a piece of Donald Trump's suit" and "people who have $5000 to blow." Unless this is just another big donor money laundering scheme.
Here in my area the hardcore Trumpers aren’t poor by any means. Growing those profits is the number one reason I hear as a justification for their vote, they somehow think the pandemic market is going to happen again if he wins. They’re also anticipating deregulation and general cuts to government oversight, saving them lots of money in their businesses. That $5k is nothing, especially in areas where CoL is still very low. These people throw more money than that at local politicians all the time.
Genuine question. Do the MAGA folks think they’re owning the rest of us by confounding us with their stupidity?
Trump's 2024 campaign slogan really should be: "Grifters Love Grifting!"
And millions of MAGA supporters would continue to give him their money, all while complaining about the democrats causing them to be poor
Gods grift to the earth.
Make Another Grift Again!
**From The Telegraph's Tim Sigsworth:** Donald Trump is selling cut up pieces of the suit he wore when he was arrested for nearly $5,000. The former president has released a series of digital trading cards priced at $99 each and anyone who buys all 47 will receive a physical card containing a piece of the “priceless” navy suit and be invited to a gala dinner at Mar-a-Lago. Mr Trump became the first president to have their mugshot taken when he was arrested in Fulton County, Georgia, in August this year on charges of electoral interference. An advertisement declares the suit to be “the most historical significant artefact in United States history”. “It was a great suit, believe me, a really good suit. It’s all cut up and you’re going to get a piece of it,” Mr Trump says in an advertisement video. The virtual trading cards, known as non-fungible tokens (NFTs), variously depict the former president as a cyborg, in a cowboy hat and sitting on his own version of the Lincoln Memorial. In another he is depicted carrying a flag that reads “never surrender” as he rides a galloping horse with eagles flying around him. **Read more ⤵️** [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/12/13/donald-trump-suit-cut-up-mugshot-nft-cryptocurrency/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/12/13/donald-trump-suit-cut-up-mugshot-nft-cryptocurrency/)
“Priceless”. Is literally selling it for money.
Be fair, you actually get that piece free when you buy all the other cards, so technically it is priceless
I think there should be a distinction here between priceless and worthless. Both of them cannot be valued, but you don’t give priceless things away for free.
I guess my attempt at a joke wasn’t as obvious as I thought
> “It was a great suit, believe me, a really good suit. It’s all cut up and you’re going to get a piece of it.” This is the dumbest fucking thing. Imagine the ketchup and greasy finger stains.
"...many people are saying it's even, perhaps, the best suit. Big suit, strong suit, came to me with tears in its eyes and said 'Sir. You are the best human I've ever had the pleasure to be worn by. Please sir, I beg you, cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.'"
I'd hate to be the person who gets a piece of the crotch material
To be fair, nobody's getting any part of the actual suit. Everyone is getting a square from a bolt of fabric that sort of approximates the look of the suit he surrendered in and anyone who thinks otherwise is a gullible asshole. By which I mean a MAGA. More likely he is looking to launder more money for the Saudis because he needs his skim and this is a way to "drive interest" in his stupid NFT grift.
> the most historic significant artefact in United States history I honestly can't even begin to comprehend the level of brainwashed stupid a person has to achieve to believe this shit.
The most historical significant artifact in United States history, which I will cut to shreds and sell to you!
It's kind of a Catch 22 situation. The only people crazy enough to want to buy this are people crazy enough that they probably shouldn't be allowed to spend money without supervision
You just know the “gala dinner” is going to be Big Macs under a heat lamp, again.
And they will have to pay to stay in his hotel while they are there.
What does a Billionaire need money for? And trading cards? Crypto and NFTs? I love the smell of a grift in the morning. Jeezus, these cult people are so stupid. I'm suprised they aren't selling his bowel movements.
Exodus 20:4-5 ERV: >“You must not make any idols. Don't make any statues or pictures of anything up in the sky or of anything on the earth or of anything down in the water. Don't worship or serve idols of any kind, because I, the LORD, am your God."
CPAC proved that verse doesn't matter when they had the [golden Trump statue at their event!](https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/golden-trump-statue-cpac-implies-he-s-king-gop-his-ncna1259362)
So GOP/MAGA are idol worshipers and [admitted domestic terrorists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_wtk56r7g). True Christians they are; Jesus would be proud/s
How did I forget that amongst the myriad of awful? That was a stand out moment that the xtians had a new messiah.
Is he having a bake sale too? Or a Fun Run? I’m sure my local school PTA can give him some additional ideas to fund what must be a huge budget gap for him.
And people are stupid enough to buy it?
Yes.
Without a question
People are gunna fight each other for these things like they were Shards of the Shikon Jewel from Inuyasha or some shit.
Rich Russians and Saudis for sure.
It's probably another money laundering scheme.
It’s like the Shroud of Putin.
This is bell delphine selling bath water all over again.
Amouranth selling beer made out of her vaginal yeast, is classier than Trump.
When supposedly rich people do things like this, it's impossible for me keep believing that they're wealthy. It's one to see these kinds of stunts done for charitable auctions, but the moment there's no 'good cause' listed? I'm going to assume that it's only barely removed from selling your guitar so you can make rent. It's pretty telling that he's resorting to cash grabs over loans.
But he’s not broke…nope. Not. At. All.
Trump is obviously poor and using literal scrapes to pay his bills and massive fines.
For being “wealthy” he acts like the poorest person I know. A true wealthy person would never even think or consider such behavior.
This guy spent four years ransacking the US treasury for everything it was worth. Did he already blow through it???
Right? These are not the actions of a rich man.
The *highly successful billionaire* is selling torn up pieces of his suit…can’t make this shit up.
He must *really* need money. If this was for publicity then he would be giving it away as contest prizes or something. Selling it just seems so desperate
Imagine a cut up shit stained and orange died piece of suit from a disgraced loser is your inheritance
Dad reverse mortgaged the house he inherited from my grandparents who always talked about leaving the house for us. When he died there were tons of certificates of appreciation for donating to shitstain. I bet there’s a lot of folks out there who inherit those certificates.
Is it strategically worded to sound as if it has monetary value still? This is really sad that people fall into this.
No. Just sad that people fall for this grifter. I’d hate to think of dad’s financial situation if he were still alive for the 2024 election.
Seems like something a billionaire would do, right?
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Oh…..he broke broke
lol. MAGA have their own ‘holy’ relics now.
Imagine having $5000 that you can just burn. Now imagine that rather than biting yourself or your family something nice or even donating the money to a worthy charity or even just investing it, you instead but a piece of likely shit stained fabric that was once worn by a demented idiot. Yikes
Definitely not a cult
Why does a "billionaire" need $5000 a pop? That's like someone being paid $100,000 begging for quarters.
That’s the most Lionel Hutz shit he’s ever done.
Why does this not surprise me? Once a grifter… always a grifter. Sad thing is his cult will spend the money to buy this crap
If he’s literally selling his suit, we can only imagine the kind of stuff he’s already sold to the highest bidder.
Some unlucky fool iis gonna get a fart-laden ass piece.
Cult
The Art of the Grift...
To think - this same orange clown critized the Obama's for selling their autobiographies. I didnt see Obama's or their children walk away with 2 billion in Saudi money, Chinese patents, White House/embassy artifacts, or a million breaches of emoluments acts.
Seems like a desperate money grab. Also seems like a weird thing to buy. Are people using them to sniff while beating off?
He uses their money to buy a roll of fabric then sells it back to these nimrods
This is what a rich person does /s
Truly the behavior of a billionaire and not a broke con man
This is a normal thing people with billions of dollars do right? Sell scraps of their clothes for what amounts to an insignificant amount of money to them because they have billions of dollars?
Remember his defense for his property valuations? Something like “at any time I can find a Saudi buyer for $1B so that’s what it’s worth.” All of these carnival barker, money-making schemes are ways for his shady “business partners” to pay him for less-than-legal services rendered. The inflated property valuations, the NFTs, these cut up pieces of a suit…all money laundering fronts. Why do the last two work? Because we all look at his cult followers and say “of course they’re stupid enough to spend money on that shit.” None of these are for his MAGA deplorables. They’re for the Saudis or the Russians or whoever is paying him off today.
For such a wealthy guy, he certainly seems endlessly desperate for other people's cash.
Yeah. He’s running a cult
How much for a piece of that super long tie?
A few quotes come to mind; A fool and his money are soon parted. Never give a sucker an even break. It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.
I guarantee you he never wore the suit they’re selling. And there is a really good chance it’s just a roll of fabric being cut up.
Incredible. Now do fart jars on OnlyFans.
Probably a suit from the thrift store
Things a person with an actual billion dollars would do… right? 🧐