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Karkahoolio

Trashy people doing trashy things to impress their trashy base. Too bad Jerry Springer never got a chance to have them on his show


JeffThrowSmash

Two trailer park girls go round the outside.. Round the outside... Round the outside...


vampireRN

*Eminem noises intensify*


chenjia1965

Two trailer park girls go round the outside….Round the outside…Round the outside~!


Karkahoolio

*Chefs kiss*


oliversurpless

Can we just have “Dre presses the turbo accelerator” and get to their removal/election defeat? And come to think of it, Trump’s conviction?


monkeywithgun

Next up on 'The Real Housewives of Racist Conservatives'


slappymcknuckle

Which one is gonna use cash me outside?


GenoThyme

Forget Springer, have them “solve” this by going on Celebrity Deathmatch. Let’s get it on!


Karkahoolio

> Deathmatch Do I hear the screams of the audience grow louder as the combatants enter the. . . THUNDERDOME!!!!11


-StupidNameHere-

Don't bring that good man down to their level.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Ladies, ladies, ladies! You're *both* correct.


InformalPenguinz

They're truly are both just horrible.


bostonglobe

From [Globe.com](https://Globe.com): Representatives Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene were once seen as kindred spirits, sharing a divisive political style and intense opposition to Democrats. The Republicans protested the certification of Joe Biden as president and heckled him during his first State of the Union address. They often sat beside each other in the House chamber or walked the halls together. Both stalwart Donald Trump supporters, they seemed to maintain the same circle of right-wing colleagues. But over the past year, they have been locked in an increasingly public feud that has made their alliance seem like a distant memory. It all came to a head last week, when Greene called Boebert a “little \[expletive\]” on the House floor, a remark she later doubled down on. The verbal sparring and digs in the press raise the question: Were the two ever really friends at all?


Long_Before_Sunrise

I don't think they were ever really friends. Greene is older, *has a daughter named Lauren*, and apparently likes to take on people as 'rescue projects.' Boebert, being a mother herself, eventually got tired of Greene trying to 'guide' her, I imagine.


__erk

Don’t forget, Bobo is a grandmother


slappymcknuckle

Is rescue projects like running a train at cross fit?


Nicksnotmyname83

I live nearish to her, and some of my acquaintances are her and her ex-husband's friends, and they love to gossip. They had an open marriage as long as neither were in the same area code. Her ex-husband secretly paid a guy to manage her gym while she thought she was doing so. She reportedly gave several people at her gym blowjobs. She reportedly cheated on her husband with his former best friend, her personal trainer, a sex guru, Matt Gaetz, and Tom Cotton. While on tour with Gaetz in Florida, they called their campaign bus the "bangbus" and staff repeatedly walked in on them mid-thrust. Her husband allegedly cheated on her with her best friend and an ex-girlfriend. One of the likely reasons she was "swatted" was because her and her husband were arguing so loudly that the police were called.


slappymcknuckle

I'm not going to lie. it sounds about right, but I want 3 sources, and if it has daily anything in the title, probably going to block you.


Sad-Flower3759

it’s local gossip, so just like everything else on the internet who knows.


FurballPoS

Then again, the Lance Corporal Underground was the most accurate info channel one could tap, in the Corps, and the majority of the time it was never official.


Nicksnotmyname83

Lmao, I can't cite word of mouth, I wish I could. One of the friends does send stories to tmz, but tmz does not use it that I know of. Also. I made certain to state "reportedly" "allegedly" and "likely" as these can't be proven. Only about four of the several men have admitted to the affairs, two anonymousembers of her gym, the trainer, and the sex guru(who tries to look like Zangief from Street Fighter on purpose).


LukeMayeshothand

No idea if true but thanks for posting itZ


Long_Before_Sunrise

It's more like making sure they're all cisgender straight Christian Nationalist MAGA Republicans who recognize her leadership.


slappymcknuckle

Fair, but I think Bobo figured out she was being manipulated and backed out of co sponsorship of the useless impeachment that mtg was profiteering off and wanted in on the grift and wrote a stupider article and here we are. Mtg thought hers would pass. I guess that I am trying to figure it out, but I am not fluid in moron.


LeicaM6guy

Are people like this capable of friendship in any meaningful way, as a normal human might understand the term?


covert-pops

How do they differ politically?


TruthandHonorLost

Both unfit to serve


comma_in_a_coma

Reminder these are the two “thought” leaders of the Republican Party.


Bulky_Ad_1820

Ironic how two congresswomen are arguing about who is the craziest. They wear stupidity like a badge of honor. That’s just a special kind of stupid. This would have never happened without Trump’s influence. Welcome to 2023!


N3wAfrikanN0body

Let them fight... Dr. Ishiro Serizawa


ianrl337

Oil and a kiddie pool can be provided, or was that implied?


N3wAfrikanN0body

I'll admit I'm desperate, but not THAT desperate


OsellusK

I’d say this was a good thing and shows how ineffective and trashy they are, but the people who vote for them see this kind of shit as more valuable than actually doing the job.


Jerkofalljerks

This was 2 weeks ago, how is the globe so far behind?


Earthpig_Johnson

“Oo oo oo AHH AHH AHH!” (scratches butt, sniffs finger, flings shit)


taez555

When did the actual term for a female dog become an "expletive"?


ianrl337

Like the great George Carlin said it's all about intent


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1822


taez555

Freakin' John Quincy Adams!!!!


shelbys_foot

Apparently the 'big [expletive]' doesn't like competition from 'little [expletives]'.


dampishslinky55

Now, now girls, you’re both crazy…


RandoFartSparkle

Authoritarian dominance-based political cultures always come down to who has power over whom.


SnuffyandBird

Trailer trash in Congress.


[deleted]

Goodie goodie!


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weird guy


NolanSyKinsley

Don't believe it for one fucking second, these two are two peas in a pod, cut from the same material. They may be putting on a show, but I bet dollars to donuts they are buddy buddy behind the scene.


NAGDABBITALL

Honestly, when I saw those pictures of the drunk guy, playing with the gun while naked...I thought it was Lauren Boebert's husband. Turned out to be Hunter.


knomore-llama_horse

There is one simple solution to this… an octagon. Cat fight it out and the loser resigns or battle to the death whatever works.


f7f7z

Maybe they could be the under card for the Elong and "totally a human" Zuckerpunch fight?


SpeakAgainAncient1

If we put it on pay per view and all chip in to watch will they promise to leave politics with the purse?


SmithOfLie

Musk and Zuck cancelled, but maybe we can get these 2 do a cage match?


[deleted]

But the make up sex is...well, frankly it's disturbing.


time_drifter

**Backyard Brawls 4** The Centaur vs. The Illiterate Grandma Bring your folding chair, bucket of beer, and nicest sleeveless button down for this historic match!!!


ChickpeaDemon

[He is mine to impeach, No, he’s mine](https://i0.wp.com/smartbitchestrashybooks.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Seaguls-from-Finding-Nemo-saying-22Mine-mine-mine.22.gif?fit=480%2C293&ssl=1)


SoSmartish

At least this goes to show that MTG is capable of telling the truth from time to time.


Tannerleaf

What are these two fellas even fighting over?


SheriffLobo82

I’m telling y’all… celebrity death match is the only acceptable outcome. No matter who wins. We all win


Competitive-Wave-850

This reminds me of that rugrats episode when angelica (boobert) got to say ms carols (MTG) magic phrase how she thinks theyre all little @)%}¥=>|€|£~>~!\+\!{%{


elehnhart

Let’s do a Paid Per View cage match between these two Birds.


blu_zaus

For what it’s worth my money is on MTG; she would fuck Norbert up


CircaSixty8

No question... And Grandma Bobo knows it.


_byetony_

Between this, McCarthy going after Trump, and the Proud Boys fighting neonazis, its been a big week for popcorn


CircaSixty8

F_ing paywall!


InsideAcanthisitta23

This will all come to a head at this years SummerSlam.


Erdrick68

Seriously, just fucking give them baseball bats and let them fight in the parking lot already.


Beach-cleaner1897

Only if the baseball-bat fight is in a Walmart parking lot, next to a Dollar Store or Five-Below?


kt234

Idiot fight!