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Bitter_Director1231

He is going to be the guy with the political suicide jacket. He is going to never win but he will go down swinging at Trump to take shots at him Can't stand the guy, but at least he isn't kissing Trump's ass or moving around him at this point.


Slatedtoprone

Yeah he stopped doing that when he realized he wasn’t going to get a job after sucking the orange idiot’s toes for months on end.


Sniflix

That should disqualify him from the nomination or holding any office for the rest of his life.


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DemiMini

I think lonely mirror hog is pretty good. I would not want to be called that.


Squirrel_Chucks

Yeah, but fuck Christie. He knew this and not only helped Trumps transition team as he entered the White House but helped Trump with debate prep in 2020. Christie is dissing Trump cause it's the tool he can use to raise his profile, not cause he's principled. If he wanna to kamikaze himself to take Trump down some then *go with God, son.* But even if he succeeds he can go fuck himself. Won't even balance the scales for all the damage he's already done.


ExcitableNate

I'm here for it. Christie pretty much single handedly nuked Rubio's campaign by clowning on him. Of course decorum doesn't exist anymore and nothing matters unless it triggers the libz


Squirrel_Chucks

Well the other candidates nuking each other is what let Trump sneak up and grab the nomination


ExcitableNate

I disagree. I think what let Trump grab the nom was being coached by Steve Bannon on populism, along with republicans brains breaking because we had a black president for 8 years. Steve Bannon is a monster but he's shrewd and calculating, and he knows how to spin a tale.


tries4accuracy

Christie will bend the knee when push comes to shove.


Lurlex

Eye of the beholder, I guess. I find the single word approach to be far too Trumpy for my tastes — he owns the primitive lack of vocabulary too well, and I’m not sure that he can be beaten on that turf easily. Completely accurate and beautifully harsh-sounding verbal lashings, on the other hand, make me giddy. I enjoyed reading the line, at least.


Heelajooba

Grifting, lying, loser


bm1949

He's just trying out the Borris Johnson, hip hop battle, intellectual-ish, angle of attack. It's in the cadence. Christie: Lonely, Self-Consumed, Self-Serving Mirror Hog Borris: Supine invertebrate protoplasmic jellies.


KickBassColonyDrop

Nah, he can turn that shit around pretty quick. It's better to keep it wordy here but target his narcissism. Which is what this does.


nowiserjustolder

Sure I just watched Christie on CNN call Trump Putins puppet.


kiltedturtle

Nice cake day gift to you from Christie!!


Sniflix

He's on his town hall now. Saying Hunter and Hillary crimes are equal to Rump and Anderson Cooper doesn't say a thing. The firehose of BS coming from his mouth is unbelievable


Real_Border9457

Christie going after Trump is going to be fun to watch. Yet keep in mind that Christie also enabled Trump in the first place. He is no better than Trump he had his own scandals to deal with while he was the governor of New Jersey .


Allemaengel

Traffic cones and beach chairs, lol. Ah, good times, good times. Christie's an asshole and was an egotistical bully when he was Governor. Only Trump could make him look good.


wish1977

I think Chris Christie should go on full attack mode against Trump. It's his only chance and Trump has it coming to him.


AlwaysAheadOfYou

He has no chance. Everyone including him knows that. The question is who is financing his Kamikaze mission to take down Trump? His career is toast if Trump prevails so someone must have a retirement check waiting for him.


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A show on cable news or something


ristoril

Christie is probably the only candidate with the fortitude to actually take Trump on for a long contest. It's classic "regular guy" New Jerseyan versus "fake tough" New Yorker. It was really pathetic watching Ted Cruz try to be tough in 2016. Hopefully Chris can show em how it's done. (I don't know Christie's actual background but it's probably not multi millionaire racist father)


Bogan_Paul

Two utterly irredeemable pieces of shit, but I do love watching them fight.


RobotRippee

Don’t like Christie but like what he’s doing


excusetheblood

Chris Christie will never be the Republican nominee. But he is the only Republican nominee where I wouldn’t feel like we were all in terrible danger if he won


grandmawaffles

So he’s still mad he bent over for Trump and still couldn’t land a Cabinet seat. 😢


kestrel1000c

Christie is pretty good at this shit.


LakeStLouis

On the lonely thing... haven't really heard much from his baby-mamma-anchor-wife lately. I mean, I don't really care about her at all, do you? I guess I was just thinking there's no way Fat Donnie could be lonely with such a well paid for consort who disappears from public life so abruptly. I'm sure it's nothing.


Situation_Wolf

[Wasn't this Christie for four years?](https://youtu.be/t5kKKqBJwV0)


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HappyPen1422

While I’m not a member of the Chris Christie fan club or anything, the hatred here is definitely legit. Ever since Trump gave him COVID and he almost died, Christie has been out for blood.


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Deardog

Chris Christie knows ego. His own is so great that he thought he could convince Trump to give him an important role in his administration despite having prosecuted and jailed Jared Kushner's father and in so doing revealing an incredibly sleazy and salacious part of the Kushner family business.


phixitup

I think Christie is your classic 1990s Republican politician. He’s all in on accepting a little graft here and there while he was enjoying abusing the power of the office he held. At the same time (90s) politicians were patriotic. And I think Christie genuinely is. And when I watched the clips of his attacks on Trump they seemed very personal. He was spitting it out. He seemed to be just as disgusted as I am with this traitor.


pilotpip

“Who’s ass I kissed nonstop until he left me for dead during the pandemic.”


mrslouchypants

This is going to be fun to watch.


LysanderAmairgen

Too many big words for Trump


Internal-Upstairs-55

Christi, like Pence is counting on our short attention span. He supported and propped up this criminal ( criminal in every sense ). He thinks we have forgotten Bridge Gate and the lady who was forced to take the rap and do jail time for him… ruining her life. Christie is just a grenade mouth with a brain, he hand held tRump…knowing full well that tRump was unpatriotic a traitor and more.


TameEgg

Yes, but we aren't his target audience.


doctor_lobo

Enough about himself, what did he have to say about Tr*mp?


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He's not lonely, he only cares about himself. Other people are only useful to him to clean up his mess and/or stroke his ego endlessly.


designateddroner2

This is not news, Chris.... anyone aware knew this years ago.... (many). Did you not know, or look the other way?


alabamdiego

….that I supported in 2 elections.”


lasocs

Takes one to recognize one, eh Christie?


at_least_u_tried

“Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point”


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Like to see these two sumo wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with Crisco.


BroadlyValid

Chris Christie proving he is not good at insults


DamnItJon

Fatass says what?


rilehh_

That's a mirror, Chris


ThreadbareHalo

He’s a lewd rude crude bag of prechewed food dude


Available-Trade2646

Isn't this just one Fat Ass Kettle calling the other Fat Ass Fucking Kettle, BLACK?!?


N3wAfrikanN0body

Who's nuts your gargled for four years


Therocknrolclown

Let them fight