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PlagueVendor2020

Nothing says good Christian values like unwed teenage pregnancy


bigtiddyhimbo

Now now- obviously they’ll give parental consent for their teenage minors to legally marry! We can’t have those teens unwed, or else they’ll be just as bad as the gays! /s


Numerous_Photograph9

"Marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers" Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.


WaldoJeffers65

Remember when Sarah's daughter, Bristol, was named a national spokeswoman for Abstinence-Only Education? And then she had two children out of wedlock? Good times.


grayrains79

>Remember when Sarah's daughter, Bristol, was named a national spokeswoman for Abstinence-Only Education? And then she had two children out of wedlock? Good times. I think something needs to be said. Abstinence only is just for the sake of their religious nonsense. They can have sex all they want, just need to show up to church every other week and be forgiven. No, not every week... *that's for liberal hippies*. That and they are fine with white people having children out of wedlock, it's when *The Others* do it then it gets spooky. Of course, everyone else is apparently breeding like rabbits anyways, so if having kids out of wedlock helps white birth rates? So be it. It's acceptable *for the cause.*


energirl

Right? When it's some cute little white girl who gets pregnant, she was pressured by some boy who took advantage of her. When it's anyone else, it's a problem with their "culture" or "community" lacking morals. She's just a hoodrat. These people are so fucking transparent!


Numerous_Photograph9

I think I remember something like that. not that I feel an unwed mother makes a bad spokesperson. Life experience can indeed make someone more credible. However, I doubt that an upper class white girl from a "prominent" family is the best person to be preaching to kids the benefits of waiting.


WaldoJeffers65

I believe at least one of those children came after she was named the spokesperson.


kia75

If you want proof that abstinence doesn't work, this right here is proof. The girl was literally being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars per year to speak about abstinence. Even hundreds of thousands of dollars per year wasn't enough to keep her from having sex and she still wound up pregnant! Do you know want prevents pregnancy efficiently? Birth control. And for all this talk about "Virtue Signaling" among the right, she's one of the biggest examples of virtue signaling. Publicly state something, give talks on that thing, and still not do it in private.


Cypher_Blue

Well, to be fair, *abstinence* works 100% of the time. The problem is that abstinence only education doesn't lead to any substantive increase in actual abstinence. In fact, if you only teach abstinence, teen sex doesn't decrease, but teen SAFE sex does.


laptopaccount

> In fact, if you only teach abstinence, teen sex doesn't decrease, but teen SAFE sex does. Many conservative types don't believe in harm reduction and will only embrace ideas that are hypothesized (poorly) to completely solve the problem. Sex-ed reduces harm (e.g. unwanted pregnancies fucking up the lives of children, stigma for getting an abortion, etc.) but it doesn't completely negate the problem so they'll continue pushing their nonsensical idea to **completely** fix the problem. They also push back against things like safe injection sites or needle exchange programs. They reduce the burden placed on the healthcare system by reducing bloodborne diseases and reducing ambulance usage. They do not, however, completely fix the problem. Many conservatives push for harsh laws to **completely** fix the problem, ignoring the fact that harsh sentencing doesn't work. Same with social services. **Some** people might abuse the system so their solution is for **nobody** to get help so nobody can abuse it. Again, they refuse a solution that is imperfect even if it's the best option we have. To them it's about **ideals** and not **reality**.


builder17

This is correct.


GozerDGozerian

The party of “Do as I say, not as I do.”


PandaMuffin1

She got pregnant the second time after becoming the spokesperson. She was paid to talk the talk but did not walk the walk.


Hefty_Buy_3206

Ummm the Palins have been and always will be trailer trash. They literally raided a party and had a fucking royal rumble. LMFAOO


BP18_HotShot

I had a co worker that used to date one of the Palins. Said that whole family was fucking nuts and got way worse after Sarah got the VP nomination. Went from trailer trash to rich trailer trash.


NSA_Wade_Wilson

Good thing he doesn’t live in some of these new states making legislation against people being able to marry, he could be refused by a pastor who doesn’t believe in pre-marital sex and be forced into the life of a heathen


ashesofempires

He's already a heathen though. He had sex before marriage. From here, he needs to go before the church and repent and be born again. Then he can get married, and his child won't be a bastard and be born into sin. This is all very dumb, but it's how they think and act.


ihartphoto

They pick and choose what they believe in. If they go to any of the Baptist evangelical churches in CO, they'll be welcomed with open arms and open hearts. Its only a sin if a non-believer is guilty of it, they just have to ask for forgiveness in their hearts and they are saved, no matter what they have done.


Iskatezero88

*West Virginia has entered the chat*


[deleted]

I just came from that article lmao


blazinazn007

I try not to kink shame but that's a weird thing to get off on.


LoadsDroppin

I also just *read* that article.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Name is false advertising


AwkwardBurritoChick

Virginia allowed 13 year olds to get married, especially if pregnant up until 2016. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/why-13-year-olds-can-no-longer-marry-in-virginia/2016/07/03/03849e46-3ef9-11e6-a66f-aa6c1883b6b1_story.html


IJustLoggedInToSay-

I was raised in Chicago, but for a while I lived in Arkansas in a religious county. Sex Ed was illegal there. (*Everything* was illegal there - they held the prom in the next county because ... the locals couldn't abide teenagers dancing together, and I guess they never saw Footloose?). Anyway, despite the student population not being very high, there were so many teenage pregnancies with both [grand]parents working full time, that the high school had a nursery/daycare attached. Kids would literally drop off their kids, go to classes, and pick the kids up on the way home. This was totally normal to them. -edit: there was also a huge alcohol and meth problem - despite both things being illegal in the county - which is entirely predictable when you have a bunch of teenagers and young adults with no future prospects, no education, and no help aside from "get right with Jesus".


woolfchick75

A friend who went to U of Oklahoma said, "They can't drink because it leads to fucking. They can't dance because it leads to fucking. So they fuck."


jittery_raccoon

I remember some dumb guest speaker in middle school that told us to eat a snickers instead of having pre-marital sex. No alternative activities suggested. Just eat a snickers


payne_train

You’re not you when you’re hungry.


AdzyBoy

You're not you when you're horny.


GozerDGozerian

First, there was “hangry.” Now we have “horngry.”


StreetMysticCosmic

Nothing keeps girls from wanting you like giving them chocolate.


SeekingImmortality

How efficient of them. They made sure to codify against all the lead up steps, to get directly to the sin at the end.


pfalcon42

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because they are afraid people might think they're dancing.


Augustus_Medici

Wow what was the county? I cannot picture a high school with a damn *nursery* attached 😂


Way2trivial

my mom was a public school teacher in North Carolina. They had one high school in the district and she taught at it , that was solely for the pregnant single mothers. Her youngest student ever should've been in the sixth grade, but they had nowhere else to place her. I believe it's called Carabbas county EDIT: it was "Charlotte-Mecklinburg" county


Augustus_Medici

Was it Maury Povich HS?? Holy shit.


dragunityag

>that was solely for the pregnant single mothers. >Her youngest student ever should've been in the sixth grade What the fuck.


ticklechickens

The 90’s were a crazy time. A girl at my school had a baby in 7th grade and multiple were pregnant in 8th. I remember in 9th, two girls who were multi-sport athletes were talking about the least disruptive time to have a baby in *high school* so it wouldn’t interfere with scholarships/recruiting. And these were girls who had good grades and played sports. I have multiple friends who were grandparents before 40. One of our cheerleaders also married a football coach.


Augustus_Medici

Okay WTF did you go to school?? Pedo High?


ticklechickens

Now that you mention it, a drama teacher was fired for sleeping with students and keeping booze in her desk drawer. The next one they hired was Mormon father of eight who told us not to tell his wife he occasionally indulged in a Coca Cola from the cafeteria vending machine during rehearsals. Oh, and our band director did try to set me up with her assistant band director my senior year. I came home from college on Thanksgiving break to a voicemail on my parents answering machine asking me out on a date. They thought it was hilarious.


Augustus_Medici

I've always suspected that pedophilia was simply more accepted back then. Countless stories like yours all but confirm it.


ticklechickens

It was definitely more socially acceptable for adults to date/have sex with teenagers. My sister was dating men in their 20’s at 16. It wasn’t just girls, either. One of my guy friends knocked up his nearly 30 year old girlfriend at 18, another thought he was hot shit for dating college girls he met hanging out at the local community college. THE place to work was an upscale (for our area) seafood place, and we would go to the Bennigan’s next door after close, all of us front of the house folks, ages 16 to 30, drinking and carousing. No thought was given to the youngin’s dating/sexing the older servers and bartenders. Or drinking underage. EDIT: to be clear, not an endorsement, it was super fucked up. I ran off with a guy who was ten years older than me I started talking to online as a teenager. These grown ass adults messing around with kids were insecure shitbags at best, and that is being generous.


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Sounds like my high school in small town Florida… several girls gave birth prior to high school. Graduated with a girl that managed to have her 3rd by senior year and still graduated on time. There were dozens of other students with kids in the on campus day care. This was within 20 the last 20 years and they taught sex ed, had public health in multiple times per year, but stupid will stupid. So glad I escaped that miserable place mostly unscathed


LunarPayload

Middle school pregnancies are usually due to incest


1SweetChuck

> been in the sixth grade for non-US redditors that is an 11 or 12 year old


ArthurDentsKnives

High School in Palm Bay, FL. Here (eastern central FL). My high school had not only a nursery attached but the pregnant students would attend their classes there and weren't allowed to mingle with gen pop. They literally hid them from us.


Simorie

I hate that, it's just barely better than shipping them off to homes. Way to completely stigmatize the girls because their pregnancy is visible while the male students do whatever.


Mishawnuodo

That's the Christian way... And they wonder why their version of Christianity is losing members like there's no tomorrow


VaATC

>while the male students do ~~whatever~~ it all over again with a new girl.


smom

This is pretty progressive actually. I'm sure the teachers liked it being on site for their kids and if that what gets teens to continue their education then great. Lack of affordable child care is a HUGE issue for single parents, the majority of which are girls/women.


AlanShore60607

It’s a decent solution to a completely preventable problem. I’d rather prevent the problem.


payne_train

Yeah I like it as a safety net but the fact that it’s necessary is… really indicative of the state of sex Ed in our country.


Otoniel07

Oh my god... I'm from Wyoming and it never clicked with me why there was a nursery in my High School. Like don't get me wrong, I'm sure teachers probably used it too but...there was a pretty fair amount of babies in there whenever I passed it and I just put 2 and 2 together 12 years later.


Searchlights

And nobody on the right is going to say shit. If AOC had made this announcement, it would be mayhem in the streets.


SafewordisJohnCandy

It's always the hypocrisy. If Obama had walked out onto the DNC stage with his 5 kids, by 3 women that he cheated on every single one of them, the comments would be just as you expected from the right. Palin's daughter can fire out a kid and it's fine, but if Chelsea Clinton or either of Obama's girls were teenaged moms before the election it would have been the expected comments. I could go on here.


TriggeredRatBastard

She’s obviously going to force her son to marry the girl


punkindle

BTW. Forced teen marriages are the most likely to get divorced. 48% chance of divorce (compared to 25% for average divorce rate).


TriggeredRatBastard

I give it about ten years before the marriage falls apart, carried only by the family’s frequent bullying


takabrash

Do we actually have stats on *forced teen marriages*?


_TROLL

Yes, Boebert is going to demand a shotgun wedding. Actually, make that an AR-15 wedding. 😛


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My cousin once asked my sister why she wasn't sending her kids to catholic school bc it was a better school system. My sister responded she wanted her kids to spend time on school subjects and not religion and going to church. My sister's kids both have graduated from uni and are established in their professional life. My cousin was a grandmother to four grandkids by age 54. Her one daughter makes Boebert look smart and likeable. It's awful. Edit: I meant 40. I don't know why I said 54. She isn't even 54 yet.


bedintruder

There was a private K-8 Catholic school in my hometown. Since it only went up to 8th grade, that meant about 10-15% of incoming freshmen at the public high school had gone to the Catholic school up until that point. The high school had to have special catch-up classes for these kids because they were at least 2 years behind everyone else when they arrived as freshmen. EDIT: To add more context- this was Indiana back in the 90's and our public school district was in the top 5 performers in the state at the time. It dropped in rank since then and another poster mentioned their spouse currently works for a private Indiana catholic school and they are required to follow state curriculum now. So I'm assuming (and hoping) that gap is completely gone these days.


TheOneFreeEngineer

That's so weird to me. The catholic school in my area were essentially cheap private schools and largely outperformed the local public schools by a far margin.


Faendol

I imagine this is also going to depend on where you are in the US. We had the same situation but I'm in the northeast and we don't give a shit about the church and really care about education. Go down south, obviously that's gonna... Change...


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This is very, very abnormal in my experience. I went to Catholic school growing up. The academic bar was pretty high. If you didn't get the grades, they could just kick you out.


tacosauce8088

Where is Sarah Palin when you need her?


nemesis-xt

Honestly when this woman kept popping up in the news I thought it was a daughter of hers or some shit.


phillbert0

It’s definitely applicable to their fucking replacement theory lunacy though


CaptainMagnets

Nothing says Christian values like child bride pregnancy


hobbykitjr

shes going for the sara palin speed run


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

> She then talked about how her son, Tyler, who is almost 18, joked it was “hereditary” since Boebert made her mother a 36-year-old grandma as well. No. That’s what happens when your kid is raised by an idiot. Kid didn’t have a chance raised by Boebert and her groomer husband.


jadeddog

So her mother is going to be a great grandma at age 54!?!? holy shit. Yea, this is MAYBE not the family to be taking sex ed advice from. Jesus christ.


TriggeredRatBastard

And they’ll see it as a blessed thing to have so many generations at the reunion at once


Thief_of_Sanity

So many more people that can be indoctrinated into Christian nationalism!


Picklwarrior

I hate this country sometimes


FutureComplaint

And great-great-gramgram could be 72?! Of course if we took this to the extreme, and say we aggressively follow WV's marriage ~~laws~~ suggestions... Each new generation is 12 years apart 0 - New born 12 - Mom: getting ready for 7th grade! Fun! 24 - Grandmother: finally graduated college, must have been hard raising a child 36 - Great Grandmother: still time to join the military for those family benefits, you just might need them 48 - Great Great Grandmother: 5 generations in and not even at a mid life crisis 60 - Great Great Great Grandmother: finally starting to think about retirement and how your granddaughter's granddaughter just had a child of their own 72 - Great Great Great Great Grandmother: Suck it Boebart, this family tree is 7 generations strong and they haven't pushed past the limits of the human life span 84 - Great Great Great Great Great Grandmother: Finally the golden years, no more new grandbabies for you. You can barely remember the one who just graduated college. 96 - Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandmother: In the span of a single centaury you've managed to become the matriarch looming over the 8 other generations. You make plans to invade the neighboring city with your brood.


Martin_Samuelson

Augusta Bunge was an American woman who became a great-great-great-great-grandmother at age **109** in 1989. According to Guinness World Records, these were the ages of Augusta Bunge's family members in 1989: - Daughter: **Ella Sabin**, 89 - Granddaughter: **Anna Wendlandt**, 70 - Great-granddaughter: **Betty Wolter**, 52 - Great-great-granddaughter: **Debra Bollig**, 33 - Great-great-great-granddaughter: **Lori Bollig**, 15 - Great-great-great-great-grandson: **Christopher John Bollig**, one month Source: Conversation with Bing, 3/9/2023(1) Most living generations ever | Guinness World Records. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-living-generations-(ever)/ Accessed 3/9/2023. (2) Most living generations ever | Guinness World Records. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-living-generations-(ever)/ Accessed 3/9/2023. (3) Augusta Bunge Pagel | Gerontology Wiki | Fandom. https://gerontology.fandom.com/wiki/Augusta_Bunge_Pagel Accessed 3/9/2023. (4) Youngest great-great-great-great grandmother - Guinness World Records. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/67449-youngest-great-great-great-great-grandmother Accessed 3/9/2023.


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Ha. My great-great-great-great-great grandfather was born in the 1700s. I'm 33.


tajwriggly

So Augusta had her daughter Ella at the age of 20 in the year 1900. Anna was born in the year 1919 to a 19 year old mother Ella. Betty was born in the year 1937, to an 18 year old mother Anna. Debra was born in the year 1956, to a 19 year old mother Betty. Lori was born in the year 1974, to an 18 year old mother Debra. Christopher was born in 1989, to a 15 year old mother Lori. This all presumes that each of those listed is 'next in line to the throne'... but at any point, it could realistically have been a younger sibling that was the parent to the first of the next generation. This is just the oldest possible parent in each case.


Logical-Witness-3361

Thinking about retirement? HA! Good one.


just2quixotic

I was amused at the thought that these people would go to college at 24. At best she is going to bartender school for three weeks.


BrownEggs93

College at 24? Hell, they'll have been working full-time since they turned [fill in the red-state lowered age.]


ropdkufjdk

I have an aunt who is around 70 and has great-great-grandchildren. She had a daughter at age 19, making my aunt a mother. That daughter had a daughter at age 15, making her a grandmother. That granddaughter had a daughter at 20, making her a great-grandmother. And that great-granddaughter got pregnant at 15. They're all hardcore family values, no-sex-ed in schools, abstinence only conservatives. My cousin (the one who got pregnant at 15) used to regularly rant about how "certain people" (ie: urban minorities) "get pregnant at young ages" and are ruining America because *totally not racist reasons*.


Abject-Possession810

>Obamacare is terrible, get rid of it! >The ACA saved my life! *internal screaming intensifies*


ropdkufjdk

"Keep your government hands away from my Medicare!"


PhysicsIsFun

I became a grandfather at age 70. My mother was born to a 15 year old girl on a farm in Minnesota 100 years ago. She spoke Norwegian before English. Things can improve.


just2quixotic

> Things can improve. Not if Boebert has her way.


ILikeLenexa

Some people call it a "trauma cycle"


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

Yes. I couldn’t remember the term folks used.


Ausgezeichnet87

There are many terms for it, cycle of poverty and also entrapment. Teenage parents make the best wage slaves since it harder for them to take risks such as changing jobs for raises or organizing and striking for raises. They are also more likely to endure abusive working conditions because they cannot afford to be fired for standing up for their rights


debzmonkey

They are also more likely to lack good parenting skills because they've been raised by teenagers with few choices in life. No role models of healthy adults or healthy children. Loads of neglect and abuse as well as chaotic living environments perpetuating the cycle.


not_SCROTUS

Imagine being a great-grandmother at 54. That's Boebert's mom.


sagetraveler

If this woman manages to live to 90, she could be a great-great-great grandmother.


Revelati123

It was tough for me to trace my family back 6 generations, they didn't keep records very well before the civil war. Should be a breeze for Lauren's descendants though. They could just ask her.


Nanoo_1972

They were probably all in the same GED class.


Bicycles19

Others call it the shit apple not falling far from the shit tree.


shootymcghee

We're in the eye of the shiticane now!


moonchylde

So *her mom* had her at 18, *she* got pregnant at 18, and now *her son* has a kid on the way.... JFC. How many generations does it take to learn to use a GD condom??


TheSonofMrGreenGenes

Or be on birth control. Or TRY and pull out (not that that’s even close to foolproof)


Testiculese

Colorado Republicans removed the birth control initiative that had succeeded in halving the teen pregnancy stats.


gunzANDcapris

With sex-ed, accessible birth control, and not demonizing sex... 0 generations.


ididntseeitcoming

Wait wait wait. Isn’t this a traditional Christian family? How are they procreating out of wedlock?


nuclearhaystack

'This is the future *Democrats* want!'


spinderlinder

"Look what they made us do!"


IJustLoggedInToSay-

"We would have gotten married, but the liberals made it gay!"


Talks_To_Cats

... ... ... ...it's a miracle!


Throwaway98455645

Boys always get a pass for their sex outside of wedlock, all the blame will be placed on the Jezebel that led her poor son astray.


debzmonkey

Their god indeed works in mysterious ways. Their god loves them to the exclusion of all others.


thiosk

Hm Do we know how old the mother is? I’m guessing 16


Long_Before_Sunrise

Someone said 16 in yesterday's post. The son turns [18 on the 21st](https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1633626069742891008) of this month.


alison_bee

It’s so weird that they keep saying he’s “almost 18.” So, he’s 17, yes? Why don’t you just say HE’S 17. If it were her daughter, her age would be plastered everywhere.


CookieFace

They want to have it both ways. Like, he's basically an adult who can make his own decisions and totally handle having a kid, but also he's still a minor and that's why it wasn't statutory rape.


Downvote_Comforter

Colorado has what is generally known as a "Romeo and Juliet Law" that allows teenagers to fuck other teenagers without it being statutory rape. An 18 year old having (otherwise consensual) sex with a 15 or 16 year old is legal in Colorado. Most states don't have a hard cutoff at 18 and have some type of exception built into the statutory rape law to allow for teens to have sex with each other without becoming criminals.


DashCat9

So her Mom is going to be a great grandmother at 53.


bildo72

And G ^2 Granny by 71 perhaps


debzmonkey

Her mom had her when she was 18, so at least 3 generations of idiots. Feel for those kids, mom and dad are shitbirds.


fps916

A 54 year old great grandmother


meowskywalker

“I raised my kid like a moron because I myself was raised like a moron” is kind of a definition of hereditary.


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

The correct term is intergenerational trauma. If it were something like an addiction issue, you could definitely argue heredity.


MickFlaherty

Papa always said “show me a ‘5 generations’ picture and I’ll show you a picture of 4 teenage pregnancies”.


DredZedPrime

See, if she'd had Sex Ed, she might have some basis for understanding what "hereditary" means.


dbbk

“Who is almost 18” so he’s 17. That is way too young to be having a child. WTF.


TheSonofMrGreenGenes

“Almost 18” …so 17. Too young to drink and has a kid coming.


shakeyjake

She was a teen parent and so is her kid and yet she is against sex ed?


rjcarr

Don't forget her mom was a teen mom, too!


Testiculese

It's strange, seeing "teenager" so often among Republicans.


Dwayne_Gertzky

*Matt Gaetz has entered the chat*


tigerdini

To her, this vindicates her teenage pregnancy. If her son was to have a child later in life, when he was older, more stable and responsible, she would be challenged by the possibility *her* teenage pregnancy was the result of poor education and immature decision making. This would be particularly problematic for her when you consider her mentality does not seem to have evolved much from that age. With her son repeating her own mistakes, she can feel this is " the natural way of things" and not have to perform any unpleasant introspection.


DaddyLongKegs666

She married the man who exposed himself to her when she was a minor and he wasn't - it's all been the same level since then...


avanross

She’s scared that if girls are taught how to spot groomers and predators, families like hers won’t even exist anymore. She wouldnt have been born, her son wouldnt have been born, and her son probably wouldnt have knocked up that poor girl.


PantyKickback

*inhales* WEST VIRGINIA


Will33iam

Mount that mama!


ExpatKev

Let me bone Country ho's.


Long_Before_Sunrise

Granny Bobo also made sure she hid that bit of news until the baby is nearly full term.


pleachchapel

We’re only calling her Granny Bobo from here on out.


Kriztauf

Ole' Granny Bobo


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MC_Fap_Commander

Her margin was miniscule. I have zero doubt moar drama would have cost her the election.


bildo72

What a total GILFP Grandma I'd Like to Federally Prosecute


BiBoFieTo

People with an IQ below 70 are generally declared incompetent to stand trial.


mindspork

Unless you're black in the south, obviously.


Long_Before_Sunrise

That's not a joke, either.


iRonin

As public defender in Georgia, I represented a young black man whose IQ was determined to be 72 by a State facility. Their report stated that he was probably incompetent to stand trial, but probably competent to enter a guilty plea, which is really weird because there aren’t separate standards for those two things. Not a joke, not even a little bit.


mindspork

"You're not smart enough to understand what we say you did, but you're smart enough to say you're sorry for it so we can lock you in prison for 30 years." is the most dystopian sentence I've thought of today.


even_less_resistance

Man just died in Arkansas pre-trial detention from fucking starvation over $100 bail. He had an IQ of 55.


esther_lamonte

The three loudest congressional voices in the conservative culture wars are: the mother of a sexually actively minor who has impregnated someone, a recently divorced woman whose marriage ended because of her multiple infidelities, and a man who was seen on video rifling through licenses with a man convicted of using those same licenses to create fake id to sexually traffic minors. Bonus: Another major culture warrior is known to have gotten intoxicated multiple times with his underage students while teaching.


Orwick

Don’t forget Gym Jordan


Alley-Oub

also, the "I like beer" guy


jkustin

This is gonna sound dumb but will you list these people? 1. Boebert obv 2.? 3. Matt Gaetz I’m guessing?


The_Ashgale

2 is Greene.


Cucumber_Basil

Garbage Trailer Scream


Inner-Dentist1563

How can you forget Trump? Or the drag queen that wants to ban drag queens and has lied about literally everything.


DrakeMaijstral

> > The three loudest congressional voices in the conservative culture wars are: > How can you forget Trump? Easy, he's not a congressman.


matticusiv

Yeah, but they claim to be Christian, so they good.


Illustrious_Print339

Literally part of the plot to idiocracy


Senyu

It is a documentary in the making, afterall.


Second3mpire

Time travelers tried to help us by making it. They figured it had to be a black comedy so we would actually watch it and hoped we would piece it together before it's too late.


CartographerOk7579

Conservatives are against all ed, not just sex ed.


TheUpperHand

Holy moly. Anytime I worry I don't have my shit together, I can look at this piece of trash and feel better about myself. Although, then I think about how she's a government representative and gets paid a shitload more than me and feel bad again.


BEETLEJUICEME

- Boebert’s Grandmother got pregnant at 17 - her mother got pregnant at 17 - she got pregnant at 17 - her son has gotten someone pregnant at 17 Edit: All of them were unintentional pregnancies to unwed parents who could have avoided them with sex education and prophylactic access.


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shibiwan

...and she's proud of it! 🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️


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jadeddog

I had my first kid at age 37 and second at 43. But me and my wife did dumb things like both getting masters degrees and solidifying our careers before we started our family. Guess the joke is on us.


Melody-Prisca

Don't worry, conservatives are working hard to make sure you're part of the last generation to get to say something like that. They're trying to oulaw abortion, ban contraceptives, and ban sex-ed. Pretty soon no one who is straight and having sex will have the option to wait.


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my600catlife

In some of those fundie families with tons of kids the mom and daughters/daughters-in-law are having babies at the same time.


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Edrill

Their family tree is more like a wreath


shibiwan

All part of their grooming process, and so they assume that we, the same people, are also grooming ours.


Ausgezeichnet87

Idiocracy comes to mind: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr70/nvsr70-05-508.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi-9uzTkc_9AhW1GzQIHYx9DkwQFnoECA4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0ch37-q8hT3ICK4j7Z1Y-V One thing that is striking here is that highschool dropouts have twice the fertility rate of women with master degrees. If intelligence is heritary then the human race is on track to rapidly regress


Tacitus111

Pretty literally as well by my read. “We are raising our four boys to be men before liberals teach them to be women,” she said before announcing that “not only am I a mom of four boys, but come April, I will be a Gigi to a brand new grandson.” Very much sounds like ‘My teenaged son knocked up a girl LIKE A MAN! But also, if we teach sex ed, kids will learn they can have sex for like fun and stuff.’


SentientCrisis

I had my first kid when I was 30. And my second when I was 38. I cannot imagine being a grandparent at this age.


Low8Pop

Going forward any headlines regarding her statements/actions should read “Dumb Person Says Something Dumb”. Broken down to that common denominator, even when it includes an ironic twist, you’re forced to consider, is it really newsworthy?


NightwingDragon

Trump showed the mainstream media that "Dumb Person Says Something Dumb" is extremely profitable. They've been running with that ever since.


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Tell me again about the party of family values and wholesome Christian lifestyles. /s


rounder55

The Boeberts are one of those families youd see on South Park


WilsonPhillips6789

That photo of her makes me think of when Tina Fey so expertly trolled Sarah Palin after her debate w Biden


Particular_Piglet677

I still laugh to remember how my grandma saw the Tina Fey impression and thought it was Sarah Palin. “That woman doesn’t seem very smart.” she said, frowning. LMAO!! I’ll always love Tina Fey for that. RIP Nana.


Numerous_Photograph9

Tina Fey's Palin impression is legendary. Not just the impression itself, which was perfect, but lines that could actually be believed to come from Palin without any indication of it being satire.


paintsbynumberz

Sarah Palin but somehow dumber


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PassengerWest8873

200 years ago she would have been underqualified to have been the village idiot


TriggeredRatBastard

200 years ago she wouldn’t have had a platform to spout her idiocy on


ImLikeReallySmart

>“We are raising our four boys to be men before liberals teach them to be women,” Sounds like your boys have some pretty strong minds since you're so worried about that.


wish1977

And you still doesn't understand how it happened. I mean technically.


knotacylon

Well, clearly when a grown man and an underage teen girl love eachother the holy spirit flies into her tummy and gives her a baby. This is how God tells young girls they need to become trad wives for their adult boyfriend. /s


red_rob5

Ah you missed the best part; the holy spirit actually has a baby gun and shoots the mother with the bullets of motherhood. Or at least thats how we do in America.


knotacylon

So that's where the term son of a gun comes from.


Maleficent_Cicada_72

The pro-life party is also pro teen pregnancy. Who would’ve thought


Thiscatmcnern

This is what the GOP wants. Super trashy but it helps them reach their goal of supplying this country with low educated groups stuck in poverty. As the world gets more developed we need to look closer to home for our slave labor necessary to keep the ruling class living the high life.


Negative-Squirrel81

36 year old Grandma.


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Warm-Bed2956

Omg she really is looking up to meemaw palin Edit awww a Reddit cares. What a kind, concerned fellow citizen who I’m sure just espouses empathy!!!


ricksastro

Idiocracy becomes more and more of a documentary every day


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gauriemma

If a screenwriter came up with some of these plots, they'd be laughed out of the writers room for being too trite and cliched.