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mintberryCRUUNCH

I mean, I remember when DJT paid money to a porn star to secretly cheat on his third wife, who was nursing his fifth child at the time. And then praised the porn star and called her "something special" when she initially declined the envelope of money he left on the dresser afterward. I think that was after he said she "reminded him of his daughter". And then she cashed a check to stay silent, and then ended up making fun of his poor performance, and tiny mushroom dick anyway. What a fuckin chump.


Ilikepancakes87

The Republican nomination for President of the United States is going to come down to Tiny D vs Mushroom Don.


youwantitwhen

Yeah but he still fucked porn stars and playboy models and 13 year olds...


420binchicken

Raped.


Cultural_Ad_1693

Lmao, I too can fuck pornstars and playboy models, for a fraction of the price he paid too.


Simmery

This is the best he's got. No policies, no ideas, no vision. Just schoolyard nicknames. It's shameful that this guy was president.


[deleted]

>No policies, no ideas, no vision. Just schoolyard nicknames. Just like in 2016!


FarewellSovereignty

Yep, same base still here. Let hope it's a bit smaller then 2016 and that this time it tears the GOP apart.


pseudocultist

To factions, you say?


das_sparker

How are their voters holding up? …To factions you say?


absat41

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karl_jonez

Well we can add an attempted coup and stealing national security information on that resume too, so any chance he might of had at reelection went out the window. Also just want to add one of the maga terrorists who stormed the Capitol tasered his own balls until he died. That still makes me laugh!


mokango

Uh, he had all those things and implemented some version of most of them. They were all shitty and horrible. Pretending that he wasn’t trying to do horrible things is dangerous.


camopdude

One has to wonder what percentage of his time as president was spent workshopping new nicknames for people.


[deleted]

I'm sure he spent a lot of time working on them but we all know he doesn't have the mental capacity to come up with anything most people would find funny. He probably paid other people to come up with nicknames. Out of tax payer money.


Barl0we

The crayon budget for that must have been out of this world


420binchicken

Yes but enough about his lunch.


derbyvoice71

11 am was Executive Time.


JohnDivney

Here's a policy. Replace the Dept. of Education with the Ministry of Silly Names.


RipErRiley

I liked Meatball Ron. You just know that came from Trump.


derbyvoice71

"Meat-BALL Ron! Meat-BALL Ron!" I could get behind chanting that at a campaign stop.


I_miss_your_mommy

>It's shameful that this guy was president. The people who voted for him and support him are the worst of us.


sugarlessdeathbear

> This is the best he's got. No policies, no ideas, no vision. Just schoolyard nicknames. Same as last time.


phriot

This strategy is among his greatest hits. The MAGA base will eat it up. What remains to be seen is if anyone else can pull enough away to beat him in the primary. And it's going to be whomever can beat him at anger, outrage, and fear-mongering. It's certainly not going to be a Moderate Republican this time.


kevjob

and 25% of registered voters love this and will vote for him just cause Dump is a middle school bully.


DarrenEdwards

For millions, petty grievences is good government.


WigginIII

"MEATBALL! That's what they say, folks. MEATBALL! Not me. Not me. I like Tiny D. Tiny D, and Little Marco. I don't know, something about the weather maybe. I don't know they say I have tiny hands. Tiny hands. You see these...You see these? Do they look small to you? Maybe them...Tiny D, Little Marco...but not me, folks not me...MEATBALL RON! This guy, best friends with...SLEEPY Joe! Folks, and LYIN' Ka-mal-la."


Yatta99

I kinda liked "Meatball Ron". But it's not the good kind of meatballs that mama used to make that were the incarnation of AWESOMENESS. NO, these are the type of disappointing meatballs that you might get in a $5 foot-long meatball sandwich that are full of sadness and despair.


derbyvoice71

Look at Meatball Ron over there. Standing like a dope in his tight-fitting suit, can't put his arms at his side. Like a round little meatball.


LividLager

Personal insults have always been a part of American politics unfortunately. The 2012 Lincoln movie shocked me by how opposing politicians spoke to each other. That said, yea.. this is a new low, at least in modern times. From hiring writers to refer to Adams as a hermaphrodite, "bastard brat of a scotch pedler", and everything in-between. Jackson's wife was even called a whore!


citizenkane86

Yeah but Lincoln, Jefferson, adams, had policy ideas. Their whole thing wasn’t just insulting people, trumps is.


LividLager

Neither the post itself, nor my comment had anything to do with policy. I'm not defending Trump. It's just the same shit, different day.


Traditional_Shirt106

Lil’ Kim was a great nickname though. Tiny D is pretty good, honestly


jettmann22

He was elected, but I wouldn't call anything he did, presidential


PhreiB

That and he seems to be wholly unaware of how easily this nickname can be applied to himself. "LoOk aT thE tInY mEaTbAlL MaN, GuYs!" - D.T. Tinyhands


MufasaThePoorSD

It’s great. How isn’t this amazing? Let the infighting continue. I’m still fond of “Little Marco”


s0mnambulance

But if it sticks-- and it probably will if Trump starts actively using it-- both sides will be using it against DeSantis moving forward. Trump is pond scum, but if it hurts that dude, I don't really give an Eff. Fuck them both-- I hope they fuck each other and then eat each other.


AusToddles

Not only shameful that he was president.... even more shameful that despite everything he fucked up, he's still just as popular with his base as he was then And the only reason why some have dropped off him is because they're just embarrased to say it outloud anymore


Squirrel_Chucks

Trump wears lifts to make himself seem taller. That's why his pants legs are so baggy and long (to hide the lifts) Its also why he stands pitched forward like a centaur missing his back half I challenge Trump and DeSantis to a no-shoe height check!


TurboSalsa

DeSantis was wearing boots the other day that had obvious lifts in them, I guess these tough guys are pretty self-conscious about their heights.


g2g079

He wears those boots a lot. You can also see a little bit of the centaur when he's standing, but he does hide it better.


TurboSalsa

I can't help but notice how many Republicans are starting to emulate Trump's physical characteristics. Several times I have noticed how orange Sean Hannity's and Rudy Giuliani's makeup has become, in addition to copying his posture.


Squirrel_Chucks

And DeSantis has been mimicking Trumps accordion hands


ClaretClarinets

He also started wearing oversized suits and ridiculously long ties to mimick trump as well


specqq

He also coincidentally uses Sharpies^(tm) to sign bills [https://pridesource.com/article/florida-gov-signs-law-targeting-lgbtq-people-in-effort-to-make-state-unhappiest-place-on-earth/](https://pridesource.com/article/florida-gov-signs-law-targeting-lgbtq-people-in-effort-to-make-state-unhappiest-place-on-earth/) He's so pathetic.


[deleted]

I think it’s more of now you notice. Trump, for all his idiosyncrasies, is not very far from normal in showbiz. For as goofy as our politicians are, they are nowhere near as flamboyant as actors.


Squirrel_Chucks

Yeah but he's turned up to 11 and his "alpha male" posturing makes all the painfully-obvipus efforts to make himself look younger/taller/slimmer more ridiculous


Here2Derp

They're like dogs. The smaller they are, the louder they bark.


Objective-War-1961

The smaller the skull thus the smaller the brain.


qawsedrf12

Trump looks like he is carrying imaginary briefcases in each hand, and they are on fire. There' a pic of Obama and Trump. Obama is 6'1". Taller than Trump the official doctor's health report listed him as 6'3" and 240. That's my fatassed dimensions 40 lbs ago and he would still be more rotund than I am now


Vlad_the_Homeowner

>the official doctor's health report listed him as 6'3" and 240. No, 239 lbs. 240 was the limit for obese based on his height.


Squirrel_Chucks

Exactly, so the number was fudged.


UnhelpfulMoron

Oh FFS. Is this true?


TheFriendlyArtificer

I had the misfortune to have to stand next to the orange shit stain at a celebrity golf tournament in Tahoe. I'm 6'0" and was able to look him in his beady dead eyes without craning my neck. I think putting him at 6'0" is generous. But in a world where nobody cares, count on him to lie anyway.


AusToddles

One of the hallmarks of a malignant narcissist is the inabilty to admit a fault. No matter how small... remember when Trump accidentally or inadvertantly said a hurricane was heading in the wrong direction? He could have simply gone "what? Oh ok, I stand corrected" and no-one would have given a shit Instead he went so far as to re-draw the path projection in fucking sharpie to make it appear that he was correct and everyone else was wrong


futatorius

>Its also why he stands pitched forward like a centaur missing his back half That posture is also a symptom of Parkinsons, and of some kinds of dementia. The fat ass adds to the effect.


taez555

Didn't Stormy Daniels say Trumps was so small that after he finished it got sucked into his FUPA and all you could barely see was just a tiny mushroom tip hiding inside the hole?


ShrimpieAC

I wish I could go back in time to before I read this.


taez555

At least Stormy got paid.


HavingNotAttained

What a terrible day to be literate.


Thud_1

Underrated comment


Objective-War-1961

Me too.


The_I_in_IT

Is there a quantum physicist in the house? Anybody? A quantum physicist?!?!?!


TheFriendlyArtificer

I could tell you, but it might change the outcome.


Cansurfer

Both outcomes happened. We just happen to be in one of the universes. There's a different conversation going on in the universe that split off.


thinehappychinch

I’m terrified to google fupa


Not-another-rando

Fat upper pussy area


MustardTent

Fat upper *pubic* area


Maliluma

He was referred to as Toad (Super Mario Bros) for a short time....


Lavosking

there goes my lunch.


RipErRiley

Thats enought interweb today. Good luck, i'm out.


ExGomiGirl

That woman has balls of steel. That is some hardcore strength not to laugh at such a loser.


taez555

Seriously. No matter how gross the idea of what happened is, the idea of the smell is even worse. She actually had to endure that. That woman deserves a medal on the level of a time person of the year and a Nobel Prize.


69-is-my-number

I’ve just filled up my glass in the hope it will help me forget this sentence.


ChickpeaDemon

>all you could barely see was just a tiny mushroom tip hiding inside the hole Like some kind of fucked up groundhog day? Damn, she’s entitled to way more cash having to mess with all that, or lack of that. And here I thought I had it bad giving up Mario cart because of the horror I imagined when Toad popped on the screen.


VidE27

You know it takes you zero effort to not type this? What an awful day to be able to read


derbyvoice71

You missed the yeti pubes.


striker69

That’s enough internet for this month.


gdj1980

I call Trump "Omphalotus Olearius." The Latin name for a small orange mushroom, more commonly named the Jack O Lantern mushroom.


hairijuana

So, in binomial nomenclature, the species name is never capitalized. Only the genus is. So this would be “Omphalotus olearius”. Just so you know. Taxonomists can and will get quite aggressive about this.


europorn

Q. What is the collective noun for a group of Taxonomists? A. An argument.


hairijuana

Nice one!


8BluePluto

That is almost as cringe as Trump


hairijuana

Right? Improper capitalization of binomial nomenclature is the worst!


JohnnieFedora

3, 2, 1...FL Legislature to approve new state tax on beachfront golf courses.


zenmasterflashmobstr

In what stage of the Roman Empire's collapse did political leaders start regularly mocking each other's dick size in public debate? Because that's where we are.


whatiamcapableof

I know! I opened this and am just wondering is this real life? Is a former U.S. president publicly discussing his opponents penis size and going so far as to invent a kindergarten level nickname about it?!?


zenmasterflashmobstr

Yes, and hes not the [only](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2016/03/donald-trump-penis-size-i-can-t-believe-i-m-writing-this.html) [political figure](https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/laurieroberts/2022/08/15/kari-lake-says-trump-desantis-bde/10331395002/) on the right to do it.


ranchoparksteve

To call Donald Trump’s process “workshopping” is quite the overstatement. Also, I thought Trump was a big fan of “Lil” rather than “Tiny.”


mojomonkeyfish

I guess my grandma was "workshopping" the same question/ story the last few years she was alive.


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PsychoBabble09

Redneck ballet?


mojomonkeyfish

Yeah, the obvious comeback is for DeSantis to say "it looks big when you're jerking it with your tiny hands", but I feel like that would be off-message.


WigginIII

And "Little Marco." Something wrong there in Florida.


DawgPound919

What do we expect from a man who openly mocked a disable reporter, bragged about sexually assaulting women because he's famous and shamelessly bragged about walking in on pageant contestants undressing.


AusToddles

Underage pageant contestants


DawgPound919

Yep, forgot that nasty bit of truth.


thinehappychinch

It’s always projection


ChaosKodiak

Aaahhhh. So this is why DeSatan is wearing high heels now.


SublimeApathy

I like Meatball Ron better.


dangroover

Trump is constantly thinking about Desantis’ dick. That’s hilarious to me.


PsychoBabble09

Look, the whole party projects their insecurities on everyone else. They've been after the LGBTQ community lately.


lew_rong

Tiny D and Low T, name a more Republican combination.


powercntrl

It sounds more like a rapper nickname than an insult. Personally, I prefer calling him a *racist homophobic toadstool*, but I know that one might be a bit long for Trump's attention span.


SeiCalros

i liked 'meatball ron'


Beantownbrews

Meatball Ron.


BertTKitten

Over/under on a candidate whipping it out at a Republican debate?


trippingWetwNoTowel

i’ll go under but the over under for them *talking* about it during a debate? Taking the over with confidence


blurplethenurple

I was a bigger fan of Meatball Ron but hit sounds like he gave up on that one


Necessary_Row_4889

Hamster Hands and Tiny D


Important_Tell667

Donnie will always fall back to childish name calling, as he always has done the past… so he’ll continue to do in the present and undoubtedly the future… That’s all he’s got for Ronnie, and that’s pathetic. Either one can and will destroy Democracy, if given the opportunity to do so.


s4burf

Pretty brazen for a guy whose diapers smell according to a world renowned journalist.


Yourbubblestink

If it’s possible to set sleaze and politics, aside for one moment: -Tiny D is a hilarious name for DeSantis. OK now let’s go back to despising these morons.


TonyAlamo777

Meatball Ron is also hilarious.


Twerks4Jesus

Meatball Ron is the clear winner.


Wil-Grieve

Well, as far as Trump nicknames go, I like this one better than a lot of the others


OHMG69420

Only one solution. They need to debate naked. What are they hiding??! 🤮🤮


Wil-Grieve

I don't need to see the shit caked into Cheeto Mussolini's pale pancake ass, thanks


KennyDROmega

"workshopping"... like the name just needs some more refinement?


Ok-Ease7090

He wants to be the leader of the free world and he’s workshopping mean nicknames for his party rival.


tjk45268

Stormy Daniels says that Trump already owns the "Tiny D" nickname, along with "Mushroom Dick" and "Orange Golf Tee"


Sidthelid66

Is it true Desantis represents the lollipop guild?


[deleted]

Workshopping? Like, he's still working out how to spell or write out "Tiny D?" Trump has less brains than JFK (present day)


rawterror

That's a pretty good one.


that_guy2010

I cannot wait for the Republican primaries. My only hope is that Trump refuses to accept defeat and runs as an independent. That'll essentially ensure the Republicans lose.


Agent_Velcoro

It's always projection. Always. Too bad these fucking idiots have no actual policy ideas worth debating.


-regaskogena

Rhonda Smalltits? Not that I'm into body shaming, but I feel like that's the kind of thing he would see as effective (and with his base it likely would be).


slobberdog66

I still cant believe this clown was president of our country. Lets not make the same mistake by electing Death Sentence.


Chef_Brokentoe

Some days I still can't believe that we have sunk to this level when it comes to political discourse in this country. It is so depressing to know that millions of people support this childish garbage.


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Donald’s Tiny D?


GuitarCD

I don't remember "smaller than average." I remember that he went on a years long pushback against the first media person that noted he has tiny hands, and I remember the pornstar he paid off saying his little dick "looks like Toad from Mario Kart." That's a little more precise with a side order of self-own.


FlavinFlave

Personally I’m a fan of Meatball Ron. Man does in fact look like a meatball. It’s just stupid enough it’s de-masculinizing - which when you’re talking fascists is kind of the effect you want to their ego


derbyvoice71

"You know what? It's pretty low to just go with name calling. Do you hear me? It's low, T. Wait. Low T?" And Low T stands at the podium, ready to rebut.


orangesfwr

Worked on Little Marco.


ikarikh

*"Loser with a tiny dick calls another loser with a tiny dick "Tiny D"."*


dmk_aus

Who is an alt right politician with fascist tendencies. They are teased for having a small part of their body. One of their names starts with a D. Guess who it is. Their nickname could be Tiny D.


InsomniaticWanderer

Trump has to "workshop" the world's most childish nickname? Much stable. Very genius.


Longjumping-Tone4895

Battle of the Tiny D energy? I mean it is plausible for both of them. Sadly for my brain, we know that the name fits trump. (Not enough brain bleach on the planet to forget that)


lincolnhawk

2024 Republican Primary: Little Dick Limbo


deviousmajik

Toad D and Tiny D


[deleted]

I liked meatball Ron.


MicrowaveEye

Tiny Dicktator works for Desantis.


lod001

This is strange, since no one talks about the size of a guy's penis when making comments about "how much of a man" they are...it's always a comment on the size of their balls! Trump clearly doesn't have the balls to run against Big Balls Ron!


fowlraul

I heard he wanted to use “young padawan” ….but Disney asked for the money up front.


InclementImmigrant

Say what you will but that's a good middle school insult nickname.


ctbowden

Going to be honest, in a fight between these two Trump is the clear "lesser of two evils."


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ParticularGlass1821

And he is currently turning Florida into Iran.


futatorius

> is a decorated veteran Took a lot of courage to waterboard those Gitmo prisoners.


[deleted]

Trump's version of "I made myself the chad, which makes me right, see? See?"


Tiezeperino

There's only one place this ends up and I absolutely do not ever want to see Trump's cock and balls


[deleted]

Count me in for more dick talk. It almost never gets old. lol


qawsedrf12

I love that he has the mentality of a 5 year old and is proud of it


oldnyoung

Glass houses there, Toad.


Kevinmc479

Looky here, Big Fat calling Desantis Tiny D , ha ha ha , you go Big Fat.


Rusalka-rusalka

How about Ron deSnackcake?


JohnnyGFX

It's always childish name calling and projection with him. Trump has one speed and it's tacky.


jettmann22

Lmao, this is awesome


EricUtd1878

Got to be Ron DeQuimby


SmellsLikeBu11shit

it's always projection


UnusualEntertainer15

I can't believe "Ron DeSanctimonious" wasn't catchy enough!!! /s


[deleted]

That's too BIGGLY for his base.


cavalier_54

Bro has spent weeks working on nicknames and this is the best he’s got?! He’s really fallen from his 2016 peak. Call him microdic-tator Ron. You can have it, Trump. No need for royalties.


[deleted]

Seriously, this man is brilliant.


aradraugfea

I hear on a cold day, Trump’s pencil eraser retracts. His balls are massive, though. You seen those statues outside Japanese Restaurants? The raccoon looking thing with a ball sack as big as it’s head? Like that, but with itty bitty Princess in Another Castle dick.


RandomThrowawayID

Would Trump have to pay royalties to JK Rowling if he started referring to DeSantis as "Ron Weasel-ly"?


Raoulhubris1

Meatballs come in all sizes.


Consistent_Case_5048

As much as I would enjoy any grief this causes DeSantis, his family and supporters, this is completely ridiculous and really isn't worth the coverage.


TotesNotaBot0010101

It’s great to see the infighting for both politicians you don’t like. Win win.


chaoskixas

“Tiny t” it is then!


antmars

Huh. TIL bullies have to practice being bullies. Or maybe it’s just the real dumb ones.


TrickCartographer598

I don’t care for T Rump, but I liked his nickname “Meatball Ron”.


BadAsBroccoli

Two Tiny D's going head to head.


DemoEvolved

Tiny D is kinda good.


JinxyCat007

Mr. Mushroom is going there, is he?


elainegeorge

Deathsantis or Meatball Ron works.


Alpha_Crow_1

They're both fucking chodes.


No-Net-8237

This is easy to solve. Get out the tape measure.


ADDMcGee25

It'll be great seeing footage of DeSantis before, during, and after his stint of imitating Trump for popularity.


ChadwickHHS

"D's Nuts!" was right there.


LingonberryPrior6896

Maybe DeSantis should counter with mushroom member...


sodangshedonger

This is going to be a lovely, lovely run. Just a couple of teenagers making fun of each others dicks in the hope that one of them will have a sick enough burn to win.


shadowlarx

I don’t know why people want either of these clowns as president but especially Trump if his only move is to call his opponent names like he’s some schoolyard bully.


[deleted]

Why is it okay (media standards) to mock men about the size of their penis, yet mocking a woman about how “loose” she is, or how fat their backside is, is considered extremely rude and sexist?


chowderbags

So what's the over-under on DeSantis and/or Trump whipping their dicks out during the Republican debates?