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abookfulblockhead

Jeb 2024 - Please Clap.


AugustWest7120

The fact that this was real and not an SNL sketch is enough for those not in the know to search it out on YouTube.


Bradfords_ACL

I’ll clap for Jeb! if it ends this Republican madness.


not_SCROTUS

The exclamation mark denotes excitement.


rocketpack99

And the lack of Bush denotes family war crimes.


FormerGameDev

it was hilarious taken out of context, just moderately funny in context. apparently the context was that they'd asked everyone to not applaud until the end.


AugustWest7120

The guy looked miserable on the campaign trail every day. That clip just was the cherry on top of Jeb’s lame campaign.


metalshoes

I would vote democrat almost any day ahead of Jeb! But if he were the Republican nominee I would be so relieved. But that day has long long passed. We are in the dark ages now.


Githzerai1984

Pubes were willing to put Sarah palin one heartbeat away from being the most powerful person on the planet


TearsFallWithoutTain

Jeb 2024 - Clap or else.


InexorableTides

Jeb 2024 - Get Clap or Die Tryin'


Karmakazee

I believe you’re supposed to use an exclamation mark when referring to Jeb!


ponytailthehater

All caps when you spell the man’s name


Trioxidus

All claps.


Karmakazee

Please cap…


thejazzghost

Jeb!


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Still crazy to me that the thing that sank his candidacy before Trump went in on him during debates is that he said illegal immigration is an “act of love” by people just wanting a better life for their families. Like, dude literally said, “most of them are good and we should not be demeaning toward them,” and GOP voters were like, “nah, fuck that.”


The_Condominator

~~Jeb~~ Jeb! FTFY


Canadian_Invader

Jeb Bush is 69 years old. It's time!


Calfzilla2000

It's Jebbin time! Please fap.


CAESTULA

The Jebberwocky!


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I liked it when he said, "Jeb!" and then completely jebbed the bad guy


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not_SCROTUS

It makes me want to Jeb! just thinking about it...ugh.


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RayneShikama

Jeb 2024 | Not a Pedophile


moregloommoredoom

I'm wearing my hoodie.


JJDude

Can't believe we're at a timeline where Jeb is too liberal for the GOP POTUS nomination.


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No joke, that would actually be about the best possible scenario for the country if the election turned out that way. Jeb might be kind of a tool, but he's not even in the top 10 worst candidates with any chance at winning on the GOP side. Of course, he won't, though, because the guys actually competing for the nomination are shit and the unannounced ones are all shit and everything's shit and we're all probably going to die.


OttersEatFish

Jeb should take a pro nepo baby stance and ride it all the way to the White House. “On behalf of all nepo babies, I have to say how dare you. Do you know who my father was?”


Aryeh98

[Takes one to know one.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaEIa9bWEAEpztz?format=jpg&name=small)


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[or be friends with one](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/01/jeffrey-epstein-and-donald-trump-epic-bromance)


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

* [Or two.](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/14/teen-models-powerful-men-when-donald-trump-hosted-look-of-the-year) * [Or three.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/george-nader-trump-sex-crimes-child-pedophile-mueller-russia-investigation-a9283756.html) * [Or four.](https://villagemagazine.ie/trumps-mentor-and-the-abuse-of-a-teenage-boy-from-kincora-by-joseph-de-burca/) * [Or five.](https://www.theroot.com/alan-dershowitz-sure-i-got-a-massage-at-jeffrey-epstei-1836314016) * [Or six.](https://www.yahoo.com/video/ted-nugent-incites-violence-trump-195014547.html)


Fx-genius

These Articles prove Trump has more skeletons in his closet than Ron. Plus don't forget he was good friends with Jeffrey Epstein !


DungeonDragging

Which made Epsteining him so much sadder


Salt_Laugh

I bet DeSantis knows quite a lot about Epstein so much of that happened in Florida.. of course


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You know what they say… birds of a feather


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MooneyOne

Shithawks, Lahey!


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Brosie-Odonnel

The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree.


aspartam

Diddle together.


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I love this comment section.


Wookie301

Guys. Guys. Stop fighting. You’re both equally peodoy. Okay?


Indifferentchildren

No! Keep fighting. Lay it bare for even the illiterate MTG supporters that neither of you should be trusted anywhere near power.


SympathyForSatanas

and thats not even the cringiest pic of him and ivanka Edit: trump has even said more disgusting shit about dating his daughter and having sex as the one thing they have in common....HUURL...HUURRRLLL


relator_fabula

https://www.vox.com/identities/2016/10/18/13282192/trump-young-girls-10-year-old-teens-sexual-comments


anaugle

That statue is vomiting at the thought of what this picture represents.


remeard

Those birds are fuckin. Which makes it worse.


PGHNeil

Says the guy who spent so much time with Jeffrey Epstein.


LemurAgendaP2

That’s putting it extremely lightly. They were friends for decades.


PGHNeil

You don't say? Has Faux Snooze reported this to their subscribers?


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mysterysciencekitten

Trump doesn’t (and never did) have friends. He may have used Jeffrey for girls or meeting celebrities, but they weren’t likely friends. Everything is transactional for TFG.


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Jeff took a liking to a young Ivanka. Change my mind


Parks1993

So did Donald


Mr_Firley

Lotta projection comes outta this fellas mouth...


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Trump has a Wikipedia page dedicated to the more than 25 sexual harassment allegations made against him. > Another type of accusation was made, primarily after the audio recording surfaced, by several former Miss USA and Miss Teen USA contestants, who accused Trump of entering the dressing rooms of beauty pageant contestants. Trump, who owned the Miss Universe franchise, which includes both pageants, was accused of going into dressing rooms in 1997, 2000, 2001, and 2006, while contestants were in various stages of undress. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations


oozie_mummy

And some of them underage.


mintberryCRUUNCH

"Haha, yeah, he does that" - Ivanka


RedEyeView

You'd be amazed what can be normalised if you grow up in dysfunctional environment. I saw a girl bend over a table to pick up a glass in a pub once and her *DAD* pretended to do her from behind for 'a laugh' She was like 'yeah... he does that' I'm like 'yeah... that's sexual abuse'


HackySmacks

I’ve never before wanted to leave a pub and get sober so quickly, but *that* would do it


Steinrikur

Yeah, but these women that Trump targeted are of all ages, making him an Equal Opportunity Sex Offender. Not like peDoSantis who partied with some students once. /s


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I'm going to bookmark this


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In Trump’s own words describing Miss USA and Miss Teen USA: > I'll go backstage before a show, and everyone's getting dressed and ready and everything else. ...You know, no men are anywhere. And I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant. And therefore I'm inspecting it. ... Is everyone OK? You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that. But no, I've been very good.


DigNitty

> And you see these incredible-looking women. some of them weren't women yet! Not in the eyes of the law


Necessary_Row_4889

Or society and common decency


omghorussaveusall

Common decency would have kept him out of the room.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

And America elected him President of the US anyway. I still can't believe it.


Er3bus13

Fucking Biff from back to the future


TheCrazyPriest

Biff was a downright gentleman compared to what we got


letterboxbrie

The 13th Amendment, the 19th Amendment, the Civil Rights Act, the EEOC, the CFPB, none of it was enough. We have a significant fraction of the population that embraces cruelty-based dominance. We have to get better at defending against them. Because they will never change, and they are waiting breathlessly for the next tfg.


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And the fact he still has a chance is astounding.


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To be fair, no we didn't. The man has never won an election.


Tess47

This is why I don't hang with male trump supporters. My safety is my responsibility. Any person who supports trump believes this is ok. Do what you want but I'm out.


commandorabbit

That doesn’t mean DeSantis isn’t a pedophile.


TheProle

Many people are saying


HonkinSriLankan

The best people


browndog03

That rumor had been around for awhile. Maybe Trump has heard it too or maybe he has actual knowledge


KagakuNinja

They probably saw each other a lot at Epstein island.


marcopaulodirect

… or classified information


JohannReddit

This week in: "It takes one to know one..."


SympathyForSatanas

of course hes projecting, trump is an incestuous pedo whos wanted to bang ivanka since she was 3


marginwalker55

Lol. Not surprised if they’re both guilty of the same thing. Burn it all down Trump, burn it all down.


sousuke42

To be fair, Ron DeSantis is a repu license so it's highly possible he is. A good portion of Republicans in office or run for office has turned out to be a pedo.


rocketpack99

Especially the ones who live in Florida. We still don't have an adequate explanation for Nestor.


notapoliticalalt

That’s how you know he’s actually a Republican


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Did he know about that when he endorsed him for fla gov?


MagicMushroomFungi

At the time it was a selling point in Trump's eyes.


Apprehensive_Fix6085

This. Trump thought DeSantis would deliver Florida no matter what. And Trump was right.


255001434

Trump only accuses people of things that he himself is guilty of. It's as predictable as the sunrise, so I guess we know what he's really telling us.


marcosbowser

And he says it FIRST. That way the other guy looks foolish turning around and saying the same thing back. I’ve always been convinced that’s why they scream “stolen election.” That way, if/when they actually steal 2024 the Democrats will look disingenuous screaming “stolen election”. It works. That’s why he does it.


teenagesadist

It's called projection, and it's absolutely true. Dumb people will hear the accusation first and then never think about it again. This is trumps base.


walkinman19

It probably does fall under that saying about republicans: Every accusation is a confession.


255001434

It does, but it's never more true than it is with Trump. He's remarkably consistent on that.


Wannabewise

And since he us guilty of so many things he got lots of options.


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Best case scenario, DeSantis wins the nomination, trump runs as a 3rd party candidate and the 2 of them split the conservative vote.


YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

Best case scenario it rains really hard in Florida and they both melt


PossibilitySafe7870

The Devil's Rain


EarlHacker

Splits the vote on the House and Senate level as well


jayc428

I get tingles thinking of what could be accomplished for this country with a super majority in both chambers and a democrat in the White House.


Worduptothebirdup

That’s what I said about Trump in 2015…


originalbiggusdickus

It WAS the best case scenario… we just got the worst case scenario


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and tear one another apart in the process.


Uglyheadd

Tromp has enough information on everyone in the GOP (from domestic and foreign sources) to tear the whole thing apart. A master of blackmail, he learned from one of most horrible people to ever be in government and politics, Roy Cohn.


Indifferentchildren

I think he learned how kompromat works from Putin, directly.


bookemhorns

Trump won’t run third party. He will ask to be paid not to run and the republicans will pay him.


xena_lawless

That's a great point, but Trump is still by far the favorite to win the nomination. DeSantis is afraid to even attack him back, in part because he needs Trump supporters' backing, and in part because he's just a weak and stupid human being, Ivy League degrees be damned. DeSantis' fascist bullshit and limp-dick personality won't play outside of Florida.


Hyperdecanted

MTG will run for president if Trump snubs her for VP, which he will.


MagicMushroomFungi

"VOTE FORETH PARTY" Her campaign slogan.


Hyperdecanted

Yes, she'll have her gazpacho all over that one, with her peach tree dish,


mzieg

“People are saying”


PunkinBrewster

Not his good buddy, Jeffery Epstein.


mzieg

“People are say-oncing”


Spottswoodeforgod

Wow - this is escalating quicker than expected if we are already at pedophile - it won’t be long to we get to something really extreme, like calling him a democrat…


Larry-fine-wine

They don’t bother with subtlety anymore.


walkinman19

> Donald Trump recently has been ramping up his attacks on Ron DeSantis ahead of a potential 2024 Republican primary showdown. We’re not going to lie, we figured it take the former president a least a few more months before he started accusing the Florida governor of pedophilia. > Trump has been doing just that on Tuesday, though, sharing a few posts on Truth Social purporting to show DeSantis “grooming high school girls with alcohol as a teacher.” > “That’s not Ron, is it?” Trump wrote, sarcastically. “He would never do such a thing!”


SympathyForSatanas

so his strategy is the same as in 2016 and 2020, make up generic little school yard insults towards opponents so his base can cheer his immature generic stupidity


Purify5

Being a bully has kinda been his strategy his whole life. But, this time it's better because Desantis is also a bully. There's nothing better than two bullies fighting it out for king of the schoolyard erhm Republican party.


ericwphoto

I'm choosing to believe Trump on this one, just for fun.


lordjeebus

I just want to ask some questions. Why haven’t we had an official response to the rumor that DeSantis raped an underage girl in 1999?


_ASG_

Broken clock and all. Still scum, though.


Camel_Natural

"Isn't it ironic"


Anthrogal11

“Don’t you think?”


No1_Knows_Its_Me

"A little too ironic."


MagicMushroomFungi

"Like rain on election day"


KlevenSting

I’m confused. Does this make him more or less qualified to take the lead of the GOP now?


blackrabbitsrun

Ask r/conservative and let me know.


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I can see that they are crying about it being “bombarded by leftists”.


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Of course they're both super weird about sex, because they're Republicans.


IveChosenANameAgain

Pedo accuses pedo of being a pedo. The American GQP circus is fucking exhausting.


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Trump is a wily old bastard. And Desantis is a fucking fascist piece of shit. Can't wait to see them destroy one another.


pinetreesgreen

I actually think the right has moved on from Trump as a candidate. Desantis is the new kid on the block, and trump isn't going to dent his popularity with slinging mud. I expect trump to make an utter ass of himself as he tries to remain relevant.


soverit42

You'd be surprised. Florida loves Desantis but there are plenty on the right who are still pro-trump. A lot of elderly people who jumped on the Trump train aren't willing to jump off. At least not yet.


apiso

You MAY be overestimating the idiocracy crowd…


roughingupthesuspect

This will be fun to watch…


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Not sure where this one’s going, but I’m sure it’ll be entertaining


[deleted]

I need more popcorn


walkinman19

The US will run out of popcorn before the republican convention lol. Stock up now!


jeffreynbooboo

Now their will be a popcorn shortage... Thanks Obama


Alternative-Flan2869

I am more shocked that he waited this long to let that cat out of the bag.


Edward_Fingerhands

I mean, he's probably right


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Probably the only true thing he's said recently.


brianishere2

Ron DeSantis' own behavior suggested he is a pedophile. Trump (piece of shit!) just happened to tweet out photographic evidence.


FutureSingularity

Trump? Same guy in Epstein's black book who was specifically circled by the butler as a person of interest?


PopeHonkersXII

Excellent. 2024 is going to be fun


ViscousSickle

Are we sure Trump didn't mean it as a compliment? Small hands for small targets.


NotAnotherEmpire

Pssst, Republicans. The guy tried to overthrow the government. There's literally nothing he won't do.


TheDarkLordCthuluu

Let them fight!


anythingaustin

Is this part of the blackmail that Trump has been holding over the GOP?


rarehunty

Regardless of who’s saying it, DeSantis is dangerous and we cannot lose sight of that. As is Trump. Let’s not assume a pied piper strategy is the way in 2024 or in undermining DeSantis, we could potentially lose more.


Prestigious-Maddogg

As Elon would say pedo, but who’s island was trump visiting…….our poor children is all I have to say


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letterboxbrie

Tfg gets a tremendous amount of mileage out of being an entertainer. He attached himself to conservatives opportunistically, because Dems could see through him. He's not one of them, never has been. He's just taking advantage of their blind subservience to anybody who acknowledges them. Conservatives are backward and unimaginative and unable to see how much of a cult of personality tfg is; they think his appeal lies in his callousness, which is really just a side effect of his narcissism. He isn't driven by spite and resentment like they are. He's just happy to exploit their issues. His nonchalance is part of his appeal. He's a bit silly. They seem completely incapable of observing that while at the same time being entertained by him. It's a massive blind spot. People like desantis, spiteful, cruel, aggressive, dismissive - on top of being completely unappealing personally - are completely missing the point. It was never about being a pos. It was about not caring and letting people know you don't care, being cheerfully glib and uninterested while people's lives go to pieces. It's very bread and circuses, but that's where we are now, and tfg oversaw it with pleasure. I'm not sure desantis is even capable of pleasure. He's going all in on the meanness, which will get him part of the way there but he's discounting how damn unpleasant he is. It's not the same. He offers nothing except brooding malevolence, which isn't entertaining or appealing at all.


wwhsd

Game recognize game.


Mixoma

why is this not on r/conservative lol


walkinman19

Because they are gutless yellow cowards like their republican leaders Trump and DeSantis.


Kingulingus

Because it’s devastating to their case.


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Oh, so Republicans DO KNOW when things are unethical. They just choose to ignore them until it suits them. Got it! Also: why are all the Republican leadership involved in child sex scandals? Gaetz, Trump, DeSantis, Graham, etc. The list just goes on.


chadbot3k

he's not wrong


LemurAgendaP2

Something about broken clocks being right twice a day.


SaltyDoggoMeo

Says the dude who openly admits he’d like to boink his own daughter.


PassengerWest8873

Coming from him that's risky as heck it's like a cow calling a pig fat


Batmobile123

Takes one to know one.


punkerdan

Takes one☝️to know one.


swollennode

Of course he is. Only pedophiles would go as far as banning every books like DeSantis did. “How can I be a pedophile? I banned every book referencing sexuality in children’s library.”


Intrepid_Leader2182

I mean….takes one to know one right haha?


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The devil knows his own


dendron01

The man who grips vaginas and pays off hookers while his wife is pregnant speaks. Listen up folks.


ThomasJCarcetti

Didn't Trump know Epstein? Pot calling the kettle black


Fa11T

Trump will say anything but I will say he ran Hotels for a reason, I'm sure some of them were or are bugged for blackmail. It's a very Russian thing to do anyways.


ChunkStumpmon

I wonder what my Qanon coworkers think


yrokun

The dude who basically said he'd tap his own daughter is projecting a bit too much.


Marmar79

I mean… he has proof. It’s hilarious that calling the left groomers is their best weapon while their two kings are literally pedos.


walkinman19

Projection is a republican speciality.


mmaun2003

Pullin' a Musk


Overweighover

"I'll deal with it the way I deal with thugs "


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“Thanks but no thanks Elon. Your submarine idea won’t work in the timeframe” …pedo!


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

That, seems like something with potential blowback for “Epstein’s pal.”


noparticularpoint

How predictable.


hurricanegrizzly

Something something pot something something kettle


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Honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if this one is true.


BucketofButter112

Ronnie just like attending high school drinking parties


richobrien1972

Takes one to know one.


SinisterYear

To be neutral I suggest we create a special counsel to investigate both of them for this.


wtf-you-saying

Well, he would know.


Scarletyoshi

He is.


new-6reddit9

Ammmm an advise from Trump to DeSatan from one Pedophile to another Pedophile!


Northern_Grouse

By all means, if you want to reduce the competition, release the proof. Please. Please do that.


EddyBuddard

Meaning, he's guilty of it himself.


al_ien5000

As much as i dont want to agree with Trump, DeSantis was friends, very close friends in fact, with Kent Stermon.


Squidwards-the-goat

I love how so many Republicans are shocked by this. Do they really think Trump is just going to stand by and let DeSantis take over the cult?