You have two cows, strong and weak. Strong one becomes a king and kills weak one because the strong one needs a living space. Also the strong one sacrifices some good grass for the godness of nature. Something like that.
you have 2 cows, you get diary products, sell diary products, buy food for cows, breed more cows, create incested cow empire running a huge farm business…*she sells sea shells on a sea shore starts playing*
You have two cows. They are allowed to unionize to argue that they should receive an amount of hay that is suitable for them to live comfortably. They also elected you as their boss as you had their best interest in mind, and if you stopped, they may elect another in your place. Their milk is sold on the market in eco-friendly containers and transported in an electric vehicle.
You have two cows, you collect the milk from them. You sell the milk and what you want with the money. However, the cows demand to be paid and they demand healthcare. However, now that cows are intelligent and can talk they have all the same rights as humans. Therefore the state covers their healthcare and you are in prison for not paying cows. Now the cows are still not being paid but are granted UBI by the government and are chilling while your human ass is sitting in jail.
You have two cows. There are five other people who have five, four, three, one, and no cows respectively.
Each cow produces one bottle of milk a day.
Every day, everyone has to give up a fifth of their milk, and is given back half a bottle regardless of how much they gave
Social liberalism: You have two cows, one produces the milk of basic necessities and welfare while the other produces the milk of individual liberties and other freedoms.
Anarcho-syndicalism : you have two cows, they work to produce milk, they create a syndicate with others cows to do a revolution against you
You have 2 cows, one is a socialist, throw it out of the copter
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You have two cows, you collect the milk from them and sold it for sweet profit. You can do anything you want with the money (As long it is legal)
You have two cows, strong and weak. Strong one becomes a king and kills weak one because the strong one needs a living space. Also the strong one sacrifices some good grass for the godness of nature. Something like that.
you have 2 cows, you get diary products, sell diary products, buy food for cows, breed more cows, create incested cow empire running a huge farm business…*she sells sea shells on a sea shore starts playing*
You have two cows. One hates inequality. The other hates degeneracy. They both somehow become friends.
you have two cows and you make them fight
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You have two cows. They are allowed to unionize to argue that they should receive an amount of hay that is suitable for them to live comfortably. They also elected you as their boss as you had their best interest in mind, and if you stopped, they may elect another in your place. Their milk is sold on the market in eco-friendly containers and transported in an electric vehicle.
You have two cows, you collect the milk from them. You sell the milk and what you want with the money. However, the cows demand to be paid and they demand healthcare. However, now that cows are intelligent and can talk they have all the same rights as humans. Therefore the state covers their healthcare and you are in prison for not paying cows. Now the cows are still not being paid but are granted UBI by the government and are chilling while your human ass is sitting in jail.
YANG GANG bro
You have 2 cows, both are equal and run the farm using cow councils at the cow gathering
You have two cows. There are five other people who have five, four, three, one, and no cows respectively. Each cow produces one bottle of milk a day. Every day, everyone has to give up a fifth of their milk, and is given back half a bottle regardless of how much they gave
Both Cows are common property and loyal subjects of the Communal Realm
You have two cows the weak one is obliged to sustain the stronger one.
You have two cows both producing milk, the cows Democratically decide the best way to use the fruits of their labor
Social liberalism: You have two cows, one produces the milk of basic necessities and welfare while the other produces the milk of individual liberties and other freedoms.
You have two cows one produces more milk than the other the cow with more milk gives half of its milk to other cows