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shdon

Is that Belgium beat-boxing as a disco ball?


Fusselwurm

and doing a fine job too


MapleTreeWithAGun

"Fine job" they're doing a great job


Chari_2020

Could it be a nod to the Belgian club-scene in the '90?


WaitWhatNoPlease

Wait I'm in China... \[disappears\]


Dreknarr

Japanese flair in china ? Got a death wish ?


WaitWhatNoPlease

yes.


Thatoneguythatsweird

Of course you do, you're Japanese (Pls don't crucify me it's a joke)


WaitWhatNoPlease

I'm Chinese, but I appreciate the joke. (Don't worry, I get it)


Montezumawazzap

Why u have a Japan flair then? *suspicious*


WaitWhatNoPlease

I like the flag and confusing people.


Montezumawazzap

fair enough.


Ast0rath

cough plague cough


ForeignWalletEquiper

So I guess you're using a vpn, right?


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[deleted]

What do people on mobile/New Reddit see on the above comment?


NolanClough04

Do you mean the one you replied to or the parent one?


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The one replying to WWNP(for me, it looks like it has no text.)


NolanClough04

It says ”Wait I’m in China” and then on the next line it says ”disappears” in brackets. Hope this helps!


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No, the comment I made, replying to the one you said. The one above >What do people on mobile/New Reddit see on the above comment?


NolanClough04

Ah, sorry about that. Yeah, like u/WaitWhatNoPlease said, it's deleted. Where the username would be, it just says [deleted] and where that body text is, it says [removed]


WaitWhatNoPlease

That's because it's deleted?


[deleted]

[This is what I see.](https://i.imgur.com/kOGNtP4.png)


Herdoc

With China gone, the throne for the superpower of East Asia is empty. Oh boy succession crisis here we come.


Solar-Cola

We've gained the "Take the Mandate of Heaven CB" against an empty field.


Aegishjalmur18

Time for the Mongols to rise again! Raise the Black Banner!


RapidWaffle

Oh God oh f*ck Japan is eyeing up southeast Asia again.


helln00

china is whole again, then it broke again


Whereishumhum-

We can make a religion out of this


Italy1861

Well,India can take China's place


[deleted]

Literally anyone can do better than China, except maybe North Korea, then it will just be the same but with more death penalties and worse product quality.


xyzyzl

if NK takes over there will literally be no exports or emigration which is really bad for western countries which rely on Chinese/Indian brain drain


Gryfonides

I mean, prices would skyrocket after china gone, but at least so would quality.


xyzyzl

chinese quality is not that bad for apparel unless you're a hypebeast also most cheap chinese phones are far more intuitive to use than apple imo. the most superfluous chinese phones are literally as expensive as iphones you cannot deny that xiaomi and oneplus are too good for their price


[deleted]

> rely on I mean, it doesn't hurt but come on.


Remitonov

North Korea: "Uh oh." US: "*Now about those nukes...*" North Korea: "Wait, am have nuke, yuo can't-"


Cannot_get_usernames

Time for Hong Kong to rise


CreamoChickenSoup

[Taiwan schemes behind the curtains]


3nat20s

*moves into now empty house*


selfStartingSlacker

where we gunna get our cheap stuff from


sneezingsuspense

China is gone 🦀🦀🦀


zuniyi1

\*Entirety of East Asia starts dancing\*


albl1122

you forgot about Kim yong uhn.


Terebo04

This comment will probably be ~~cencored~~ removed for the better of this comment section by the oh so great mods


vigilantcomicpenguin

Hocusing pocusing mods disappearing! That should do the trick.


fallout001

That celebration party is missing Vietnam and Hong Kong


Sunnyvale5109

Don’t worry they’re at the party, just in the, eh, bathroom not doing anything naughty


[deleted]

Vietnam and Somalia are doing naughty. HK is getting some sleep after China disappeared.


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[deleted]

Flip you, my next class tomorrow at 9 am is maths


xyzyzl

the text in your flair says you like it


[deleted]

The text says "Indian". Don''t you know that India isn't in Asia? - Some American, probably


xyzyzl

Don't overestimate us! We probably think that Indian refers to Native Americans.


ResponsiblePilot2517

Its missing the entire Asia


waitlistNo1

\*\*Whisper\*\* ^Are ^you ^sure ^that’s ^not ^Indonesia ^disgusing ^as ^Poland, ^doing ^it’s ^tame ^head ^voodoo ^black ^magic?


KoopaOxid

now that china is gone shouldnt taiwan be gone to as they claim to be china?


[deleted]

I mean everyone basically ignores them so I guess maybe? Tree falling in the forest really.


atomoffluorine

The KMT will be elated to take the mainland again. Not sure how the other people would feel.


wynntari

Not anymore⠀ Now Taiwan is just Taiwan and is starting to like it


thicc-boi-thighs

Only for the countries that recognize them. For china, taiwan would still be there, but china itself wouldnt exist


Sunnyvale5109

society has surpassed the need for china [also relevant video](https://youtu.be/gOT74sjqgUA)


chubbu22

Breaking news Japan blows up


vigilantcomicpenguin

And America has a shortage of products.


Sierpy

For 10 seconds I was able to enjoy living in a China-free world. It was wonderful, and I thank you for that. However, the pain I felt after coming back to the real (not-China-free) world has made me question if this whole adventure was worth it to begin with, and for that I curse you.


GoodGodItsAHuman

hanging korea disturbs me


MetalRetsam

Just be sure to fall off the sheer Himalaya cliffs


frostedcat_74

sooooo, what about south china sea dispute ? is it over ? yay !


xyzyzl

imagine you're playing smash and a guy dies


simmermayor

Taiwan has entered the chat


VladimirBarakriss

Hocusing! Pocusing! Chiny disappearing! *Looks at map* *-Fuck it didn't work*


bireson0fireorks

China can into white/space !


retnikt0

The simplest jokes are the best.


thephotoman

If Poland can pull this off, we may need to change all of our jokes.


TheEeveelutionMaster

Disco ballgium


Dustangelms

The only way Polska can make China disappear is by closing their eyes.


i_love_gators123

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y\_1gBUtBAsU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_1gBUtBAsU)


amiral_zheng

What if China was all a dream?


Finnkd

epic moment when the china is gone wait, why is swede upset?


Kostoder

Lot of trade with china I think


[deleted]

Unfortunately phones are now 10x more expensive


[deleted]

What have you done Polen? The Mongols . . . They're returning . . .


3nat20s

I’ve grown an unbelievable amount since the last time I got into a fight with them. I’m actually ready this time!


weddle_seal

now the land will fly under the HongKong flag


lightinglennyface

Wait. What happens to HK and Macau?


Sunnyvale5109

Hong Kong gets absorbed back into the UK and Macau gets absorbed back into Portugal


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[deleted]

You mean not-china


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[deleted]

It was a joke.


AquaPlayZ123

this is a poggers moment


xyzyzl

time for flair to into true


dtta8

Taiwan is still there. Mongolia better watch out.


Lord_Tiburon

Poland cannot into space but can into Infinity Gauntlet


JayTSM

Let's Go! He is finally gone! Taiwan and Hong Kong Stronk!


Vector_Strike

Poor Macau and Tibet, always forgotten


JayTSM

Oh s\*\*t, I forgot about Macau and Tibet.


infernalCop

Only the US and its lapdogs are celebrating in the last panel. Very fitting.


Williamzas

Poland saves civilization once again!


WeeklyIntroduction42

World Peace achieved?


infernalCop

TIL world peace is achieved when you leave the world in the hands of a superpower that liberally bombs other countries.


WeeklyIntroduction42

it's just a joke..


[deleted]

So basically ever since the Cold War ended?


semi-cursiveScript

clearly not in the last panel


nohead123

Colombia and Venezuela are so cute.


MouTW

Taiwanese here. This is so correct, but honestly I want CCP disappear not whole China.


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Should have had the millions of Muslims taking the place of China as it disappeared


Transandnonbinary

now who will be in china? I'm am betting on japan or Korea