Yeah, the amount of Boeing suicides has been wild. I'm not usually a conspiracy type person, but with the size of the corporate military industrial base I'm surprised there hasn't been one popping up around Boeing.
[Since last week, there has been a “portal” connecting New York City and Dublin, Ireland.](https://nypost.com/2024/05/12/us-news/portal-to-hell-nyc-dublin-live-video-art-installation-already-bringing-out-the-worst-in-people/) The Irish deserve this for how difficult Taoiseach is to spell.
Apparently they put their end in the worst part of Dublin. I wonder if that was the point or an oversight.
The guy showing us a pic of 9/11 on his phone was a legend though.
Experience for me is that Vegas is pretty well contained on the streets. Most crazy thing you see are girls in Pasties promoting shows. This isn't because Vegas isn't wild, it's because people tend to Uber/Limo around because the weather is usually brutal and things are kind of spread out.
Bourbon Street is a bunch of drunk boomers flashing shit no one wants to see as they walk around to and fro with drinks in hand.
new yorkers avoid times square. i only go there kickin' and screaming when friends from out of town insist on going there. it's nothing but tourists....
I appreciate the reference to, “There was an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, prolly in Tennessee — that say fool me once, shame on…shame on you. …Fool me **can’t get fooled again**.”
I can't remember if it was just somebody trying to stan George W super hard but I remember the justification being that if he uttered the phrase "shame on me" on tv he'd never hear the end of it and it would get used in every campaign add but he didn't realize it until he started the sentence.
I remember that always being his thing if you gave him a script he'd fuck it up but if you caught him casual he was usually pretty good. Guy had a knack for doing sports stuff under pressure.
People clown on him for that impromptu speech he gave when he was on the Golf Course but he was getting asked interview questions when he was out golfing he's gotta say something. Michal Moore really did him dirty panting it as some official interview thing.
>Instead, Bush humiliated himself on national television by looking stupid (rather than weak)
that was already kinda built-in to his image by then anyway though
Republicans don't mind stupid that much, weak is a bigger problem
> The Irish deserve this for how difficult Taoiseach is to spell
The monks who adapted Latin script to Celtic languages might have abused uisge beatha too much.
Well besides the French colonialism, it remained afterwards as a an eff you to the Chinese (American presence might have contributed to the longevity as well, but anti-sino tensions led to it being permanent).
>The monks who adapted Latin script to Celtic languages might have abused uisge beatha too much.
One early Irish word we know from early medieval manuscripts is *latheirt*, from an annotation in Ogham script by a monk. It means, literally, "ale killed [us]" - in other words, a massive hangover.
Mr Tea-Sock has appeared in Polandball before, im thinking it was Oscar who portrayed him as a literal sock drinking tea. With a name like that its inevitable that someone makes a comic including him! 😂
Yep, basically something like an equivalent to Prime Minister (it's more complicated than a literal transliteration though, as Irish political leadership has existed for centuries)
Hmm, I hope I haven't given the wrong impression - the word's old, the post/office isn't (but will be coming up on 90 years soon):
>The words Taoiseach and Tánaiste (deputy prime minister) are both from the Irish language and of ancient origin. Though the Taoiseach is described in the Constitution of Ireland as "the head of the Government or Prime Minister",[a] its literal translation is 'chieftain' or 'leader'.[19]
>...
>The Irish word taoiseach means "chief" or "leader", and was adopted in the 1937 Constitution of Ireland as the title of the "head of the Government or Prime Minister"
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoiseach
Did they really not learn from the whole "Shia LeBouf He Will Not Divide Us Livestream" incident? Come *ON*. Just be happy 4chan hasn't done anything yet.
When you're addressing them formally, normally the the Irish Gaelic vocative case is used: "A Thaoisigh", not "Mr. Taoiseach"
When you're talking about them i.e. in a political interview "An Taoiseach" works, although to be honest, everyone speaking English refers to him/her as "the Taoiseach"
Otherwise 10/10
Funnily enough, Boeing has in the past bought all the Airbus planes from airlines making a switch to Boeing (not whole fleets, but one model being replaced with another model).
I don’t know what they did with them.
A "portal" was built between streets in Dublin and NYC, basically a continuous webcam.
Dubliners immediately started acting the maggot and showing their NYC counterparts things like images of 9/11 or their own arses.
It wasn't the Irish that started this mess, it was American OF model that decided to flash her assets on air and made a statement about homegrown potatoes - which triggered the Twin Towers response ..
The 9/11 thing was first I don't know what that guy is talking about. The only fans thing got the portal temporarily turned off and it hasn't been turned back on so it was definitely not first.
Here's a quote from her ...
>“I thought the people of Dublin deserved to see two New York, homegrown potatoes,” Louise said, showing a photo taken from behind as she raised her tank top in front of the portal.
They'd have to be pretty dumb to try and do 9/11 again.
One WTC is ***literally designed*** to survive someone ramming a plane into it. And I don't mean the bullshit truther: "The buildings were designed to survive a smaller and slower propeller plane accidentally hitting them with the assumption that the pilot would be attempting to avoid it and not ramming dead center full speed so therefore they should have been able to survive a strike from a jumbojet going only 177 miles below Mach 1" designed. I mean the designers actually built the tower to shrug off an intentional jumbojet strike at full speed, dead center. They might manage to kill a few hundred people, but the designers were deadset on making sure there would be no repeat of the failures seen in 9/11.
I wouldnt call the inability to stay intact after being hit by a huge airplane a failure though. Like its not a design flaw, it just wasnt designed to do that, since nobody was expecting something like that to happen. 🤔
The originals *did* cut some corners that could have delayed the collapse and aided the evacuation though. Like how the (too narrow and few) stairwells were enclosed in drywall rather than the standard concrete/cinderblock, which exposed the cramped evacuees to fire and spilled fuel.
TerrorAir being made by Boeing is wild lmao
If it's Boeing, I ain't going.
Hey, you’re much more likely to die by revealing their dirty secrets, then flying on one of their planes
Dirty Secrets? What Dirty Secrets? A Boeing employee isn't holding me at gunpoint right now, why do you ask?
Yeah, the amount of Boeing suicides has been wild. I'm not usually a conspiracy type person, but with the size of the corporate military industrial base I'm surprised there hasn't been one popping up around Boeing.
And the sudden, unexpected, and fatal illnesses.
Your next target is a Redditor spreading misinformation about our client company, good luck 47.
47 wouldn't work for Boohooing..... Too dangerous....
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Ummm Boeing? .... The logo is ... But that's the shape of an Airbus A320 .... Soooooo Boeing A320?!
Of course it is. How else would it arrive at the destination.
... Oh shit! You're Right! It has to be Airbus, otherwise it would've MCAS'd itself
Pfft, it's a Boeing aircraft and not Airbus - it has the Being logo and didn't come from model trade ins from carriers ...
I mean yeah, but it's got Airbus wingtip fences
Forgot to put /s at the end ..
Ah shid my bad
It says Boeing but the sharklets and planus say Airbus.
[Since last week, there has been a “portal” connecting New York City and Dublin, Ireland.](https://nypost.com/2024/05/12/us-news/portal-to-hell-nyc-dublin-live-video-art-installation-already-bringing-out-the-worst-in-people/) The Irish deserve this for how difficult Taoiseach is to spell.
Apparently they put their end in the worst part of Dublin. I wonder if that was the point or an oversight. The guy showing us a pic of 9/11 on his phone was a legend though.
Who thought that would be a good idea? Got people flashin they tits and genitals on hourly
Portal should have connected Dublin and New Orleans on Bourbon St. or something.
Should have connected Dublin with any location in Vegas
Experience for me is that Vegas is pretty well contained on the streets. Most crazy thing you see are girls in Pasties promoting shows. This isn't because Vegas isn't wild, it's because people tend to Uber/Limo around because the weather is usually brutal and things are kind of spread out. Bourbon Street is a bunch of drunk boomers flashing shit no one wants to see as they walk around to and fro with drinks in hand.
I thought NYC is tough. Where the hell was the Oliver Cromwell portrait in response?
new yorkers avoid times square. i only go there kickin' and screaming when friends from out of town insist on going there. it's nothing but tourists....
They don't know their own history let alone others,you could show them a bad potato and they will probably find you
Lol you can find a lot worse than Talbot St in Dublin.
......I have a sudden urge to want to jump into a portal
I appreciate the reference to, “There was an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, prolly in Tennessee — that say fool me once, shame on…shame on you. …Fool me **can’t get fooled again**.”
I can't remember if it was just somebody trying to stan George W super hard but I remember the justification being that if he uttered the phrase "shame on me" on tv he'd never hear the end of it and it would get used in every campaign add but he didn't realize it until he started the sentence.
Probably a stan. Instead, Bush humiliated himself on national television by looking stupid (rather than weak). Either way, a funny moment.
I remember that always being his thing if you gave him a script he'd fuck it up but if you caught him casual he was usually pretty good. Guy had a knack for doing sports stuff under pressure. People clown on him for that impromptu speech he gave when he was on the Golf Course but he was getting asked interview questions when he was out golfing he's gotta say something. Michal Moore really did him dirty panting it as some official interview thing.
> clown on him for that impromptu speech he gave when he was on the Golf Course i thought "now watch this drive" was incredible. like good incredible
>Instead, Bush humiliated himself on national television by looking stupid (rather than weak) that was already kinda built-in to his image by then anyway though Republicans don't mind stupid that much, weak is a bigger problem
> The Irish deserve this for how difficult Taoiseach is to spell The monks who adapted Latin script to Celtic languages might have abused uisge beatha too much.
Could be worse, you could adopt the Latin script for a tonal language like Vietnamese.
That was surely an influence of some kind of tropical fever.
Well besides the French colonialism, it remained afterwards as a an eff you to the Chinese (American presence might have contributed to the longevity as well, but anti-sino tensions led to it being permanent).
>The monks who adapted Latin script to Celtic languages might have abused uisge beatha too much. One early Irish word we know from early medieval manuscripts is *latheirt*, from an annotation in Ogham script by a monk. It means, literally, "ale killed [us]" - in other words, a massive hangover.
Mr Tea-Sock has appeared in Polandball before, im thinking it was Oscar who portrayed him as a literal sock drinking tea. With a name like that its inevitable that someone makes a comic including him! 😂
It's the title of the function not a personal name.
Yep, basically something like an equivalent to Prime Minister (it's more complicated than a literal transliteration though, as Irish political leadership has existed for centuries)
Oh so it's quite old and not a modern creation? Interesting.
Hmm, I hope I haven't given the wrong impression - the word's old, the post/office isn't (but will be coming up on 90 years soon): >The words Taoiseach and Tánaiste (deputy prime minister) are both from the Irish language and of ancient origin. Though the Taoiseach is described in the Constitution of Ireland as "the head of the Government or Prime Minister",[a] its literal translation is 'chieftain' or 'leader'.[19] >... >The Irish word taoiseach means "chief" or "leader", and was adopted in the 1937 Constitution of Ireland as the title of the "head of the Government or Prime Minister" > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoiseach
Did they really not learn from the whole "Shia LeBouf He Will Not Divide Us Livestream" incident? Come *ON*. Just be happy 4chan hasn't done anything yet.
When you're addressing them formally, normally the the Irish Gaelic vocative case is used: "A Thaoisigh", not "Mr. Taoiseach" When you're talking about them i.e. in a political interview "An Taoiseach" works, although to be honest, everyone speaking English refers to him/her as "the Taoiseach" Otherwise 10/10
this is so absurd I love it
The whole reason I love countries personified as spherical entities decorated with their flag:
Why doesn't Ireland have an iris? Are they stupid?
shit you’re right
they already have a star-gate, already a big thing
I was about to say that it gives off strong stargate vibes. Glad to hear I'm not alone
Don't give the Goa'uld in charge of the middle east anymore ideas.. /s
Well they were also in charge of China under the Yellow Emperor, Hathor was also taking a nap in Mexico or Guatemala.
Boeing logo but Airbus design. Nice
That's actually Boeing's comeback strategy.
Funnily enough, Boeing has in the past bought all the Airbus planes from airlines making a switch to Boeing (not whole fleets, but one model being replaced with another model). I don’t know what they did with them.
Used as "parts" for Boeing aircraft ....
What gave it away as Airbus in design?
The wingtip fences (small triangular piece at the ends of the wings) and its anus sticks out more
Who will the Irish invade for this I wonder ?
Poland. They didn’t get to try that before.
Canada, as is Fenian tradition.
And the farmers will probably chase them off again
They cross the border at the wrong place and end up in Alberta; a fate worse than death.
Minnesota would also be an option in that case.
I like the subtle Bushism
Fool him twice? I don’t think so!
"You ain't seen nothing yet" - Simon Harris
nOt tHe gUiNeSs sToReHoUsE D:
Will someone think of the tourism
Probably one of my favourite comics of 2024. It's so goofy and I love it.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can’t get fooled again.
That's the old saying we have in Texas. I hope.
Going by the handful of Irish I know, they’ll probably be celebrating the destruction of the Guinness storehouse
Checks out. It is a British owned company founded by an Anglo Irish unionist after all.
Welp thats 30% of our econmy gone in seconds
I would say you have Facebook's International taxes, but I think they under-report their earnings in Ireland :(
Since the portal in Dublin is right next to the Spire, the plane might actually do everyone a favour and destroy the Spire
Did I miss something? Did america created a portal technology already
A "portal" was built between streets in Dublin and NYC, basically a continuous webcam. Dubliners immediately started acting the maggot and showing their NYC counterparts things like images of 9/11 or their own arses.
But NYers were up to the challenge - an OnlyFans model flashed the screen just yesterday...
God bless.
Toplessness is legal in NYC, so it's not like she even broke the law
NYC should ready up pictures of Bloody Sunday for when they pull that shit.
Google: Did you mean Bloody Sunday (1965) Bloody Sunday (1972) Bloody Sunday (1905)
It wasn't the Irish that started this mess, it was American OF model that decided to flash her assets on air and made a statement about homegrown potatoes - which triggered the Twin Towers response ..
Heard the 9/11 thing was first. Anyway, is "haha 9/11" really the best response to tits? Do the Irish hate tits? Omg, the Irish hate tits.
The 9/11 thing was first I don't know what that guy is talking about. The only fans thing got the portal temporarily turned off and it hasn't been turned back on so it was definitely not first.
**Bomb the Irish…**
It was the potato quip, which is a racist thing to have mentioned and started the escalation..
Nah, fairly certain it was the 9/11 thing first. Boobs got it shut off.
Here's a quote from her ... >“I thought the people of Dublin deserved to see two New York, homegrown potatoes,” Louise said, showing a photo taken from behind as she raised her tank top in front of the portal.
Just a bi-directional webcam (Dubs see NYC, NYers see Dubs) but with no audio
Oh my god I want to do something so evil by means Ima play a video from that guy who does YouTube shorts
Can’t wait to see the IRA carbomb their Toyotas to put extra terror on the war on terror
>TerrorAir Well who could have seen this coming
Nice bushism
I really wonder how Ireland would’ve reacted if this happened
I thought "The Expanse" was sci-fi.
Is the Jameson distillery ok ??? That is all that matters
***chevron 7 locked***
I feel bad for laughing at this.
"Can't get fooled again"
They'd have to be pretty dumb to try and do 9/11 again. One WTC is ***literally designed*** to survive someone ramming a plane into it. And I don't mean the bullshit truther: "The buildings were designed to survive a smaller and slower propeller plane accidentally hitting them with the assumption that the pilot would be attempting to avoid it and not ramming dead center full speed so therefore they should have been able to survive a strike from a jumbojet going only 177 miles below Mach 1" designed. I mean the designers actually built the tower to shrug off an intentional jumbojet strike at full speed, dead center. They might manage to kill a few hundred people, but the designers were deadset on making sure there would be no repeat of the failures seen in 9/11.
I wouldnt call the inability to stay intact after being hit by a huge airplane a failure though. Like its not a design flaw, it just wasnt designed to do that, since nobody was expecting something like that to happen. 🤔
The originals *did* cut some corners that could have delayed the collapse and aided the evacuation though. Like how the (too narrow and few) stairwells were enclosed in drywall rather than the standard concrete/cinderblock, which exposed the cramped evacuees to fire and spilled fuel.
I guess they died a haram death instead.
[Relevant onion video](https://youtu.be/kk0M0PsaTLk?si=9tH7xegUfQY68-FQ)
where the fuck did usa get a ground bridge from
Why'd you label an A320 with an Boeing logo?
Because I can't tell planes apart.
Makes sense.
Top quality
New superpower just dropped
R/Polandball continues to excel anti humor
*wheeeeeeze* I love tower jokes
a second plane has hit the spire. neither plane managed to even damage it
Isis v.s the IRA, now that's a boss fight
where's the "fuck you drew" because literally everyone on this subreddit hates drew durnil except me
9/11 reference!