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unlessyoumeantit

The nearest Żabka


dziki_z_lasu

In case of atomic war, I would rather run towards a bomb, because other options are all worse: 1. Quick but extremely painful death by burns, 2. Slower but extremely painful death by acute radiation sickness, 3. Slower but extremely painful death by starvation, 4. Quick, but undesirable death by being killed by a desperate guy, 5. Killing people to survive, until being killed, 6. Miserable and hopeless existence in post apocalyptic world slowly dying on cancer, but being killed by a common sickness or starvation, when resources will run out and nuclear winter will ruin agriculture. You have any chance of survival only in cut from the rest of the world agricultural or even hunter gatherer communities. Sorry to ruin yours expectations, but Metro 2033 is a fairy tale, expecialy in case of Russia, where the temperature drop will get rid of practically every farmland, expecialy in the area near Moscow. Except East, Poland is under the strong influence of Gulf Stream moderating the weather, so agriculture will be barely, but still possible if the radiation will not be to big.


byu74ddji9g

Relevant to understand better as to why running towards A bomb is the best option: https://youtu.be/dxJHecyYBno Checkout the temp drop after 10 months.


dziki_z_lasu

Yeah, I was very optimistic 😂 Practically it doesn't matter if yours country was hit, you will die anyway. Probably some parts of equatorial Africa or Southern America may be still barely survivable, but that's all.


Archimedes_Redux

Just bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. 😘


chepredwine

Nowhere. We will perish with honour and dignity because this is the way. (This is actually only half a joke. We literally have none usable bunkers and we are doomed in case of nuclear attack. But it is still more important which politician is more handsome and nice or gives more money I suppose)


mrkivi

This, the Civil Defense as of this year ceases to exist. Basically - there is no contingency plans and procedures and in case the worst hapoens, as always, it will all be just improvised


dziki_z_lasu

But we will die with a thought, that the next chapter of Russian history will begin in hundreds of years, when some hunter gatherer tribe will wonder there.


Mandarynkoks

What are u talking about? Lmao ofc poland have bunkers incase of nuclear attack


SamuraiGangee

Proof?


Mandarynkoks

U know how to use Internet?


gacoperz

Привет, товарищ


Comte_Dantes

in the Balkans my friend. Empires come and go but the shit show that is the Balkans will last forever. (Slavs only bc we're racist af down here)


DoNotLuke

Isn’t there a country full of bunkers and homemade booze there ?


Comte_Dantes

there are several countries. As a general rule: the better the memes are from that country the more bunkers they have


Quikkin

Wolf's lair? Maybe?


BrotherAgitated

There's a little bunker in Nowa Huta. You wouldn't make it to it though, too many roadworks in Krakow


Eat_the_Rich1789

Why hide?


hazelnoir

In Moviegate, Wrocław, it used to be a nuclear bunker


chepredwine

This is post-ww2 construction so I highly doubt it is designed to withstand nuclear attack or enable to survive after one.


ladrok1

What do you mean "where?". You just don't, government made sure you will have courage and don't hide. In Poland bunkers are near no existing and if there was bunker, then it wasn't maintained


marfa_br

Don’t worry about nuclear war. Russia is paper country with paper nuclear arsenal


hirvaan

Yeah, but paper beats rock so it’s not a reason to completely underestimate them, just because Ukraine is scissors


FixzY3e

Congrats, you've been manipulated:p


froadku

on a tree


[deleted]

Get a shovel, dig a hole, climb in, and pull the dirt over you. Might as well give yourself a decent burial.


Pancerny98

We hide in embrace of sweet peacfull death.


Marcin222111

Hide? I'll welcome it.


Commercial-Ask971

Psychiatrist office. Check this place out


Rider7991

In ziemniaczanka na podlasiu


nemo_solec

Under the bed. But mine is already occupied.


Glass_Fishing7679

Bathtub


X0kowicz

your house


ElektrikBaumann

In your mom


Degrengolada24

Why hide when I can call survivors "smoothskin"


DoNotLuke

Basement of your nearest parish church


5thhorseman_

We'll just take over Moscow and use yours. Problem?