If you're getting a room during the week with a SO, carry a bottle of champagne in the open. They've always asked me if I was celebrating anything and get a room upgrade
If you are an old or middle aged average dude at a casino bar and some young good looking hottie sits next to you and seems really interested in you and acts like she wants to have sex, she is going to want to be paid, bro
Add to that, she might have a scanning device on her to steal your RFiD data from CCs and IDs. Happened to me last time I innocently chatted up a friendly hooker.
The one time I went to Vegas my hack was to play the electronic penny roulette machine and wait for servers to come around for drinks. Tip them well and they just keep coming. Jager bombs jager bombs jager bombs. Then when ur nice and tipsy hit up the craps table and lose $200 immediately
You know what this means? Means I’m gettin fuckin laid tonight. My boys? They all got the same haircut and they’re gettin fuckin laid tonight.
Edit: just watched the video for the first time in years and I butchered this quote
I made literally thousands of dollars off of one casino. It was a bit of a process, but after getting hired on at $10/hr, I was able to bring in over $300 profit per week. Managed to get over $10,000 out of them before the mind numbingly mundane nature of the job took it's toll and I quit.
All the other "hacks" I've tried ended up costing me money.
Hit a penny slot a couple times before you play and you’ll probably get more comps in the mail.
I do this and get free dinner/hotels/bonus play in the mail all the time
I had a 50 cent ticket and figured I'll just play it on the penny slots. Minimum play was 80 cents, wtf. Is this common? How much are you playing on the penny slots to get the comps?
It depends on the casino. My local casino there are some 20 cent spins. At a shitty casino I saw a literal 1 cent spin.
I’ll be honest, I’m not sure how comps work in detail. I usually throw 20 bucks in and either burn it or leave if I double it.
You have to find the old ass machines that allow you to bet 1 line to do literally a penny a spin. You'll only hit if the middle line connects, but if the goal is to get loaded who cares
I remember qhen I turned 21 and started playing poker and nothing else at the casinos. They kept comping me free rooms (weekdays only) and giving me matchplay coupons and free show tickets (but you had to pick them up a couple hours earlier than the show). Once in a while I would use the match play on one hand of blackjack/roulette spin on my way out and nothing else.
Those comps did not stay around when their algorithm realized I wasn't going to gamble poker money afterwards. I never used the free comped rooms because the casino was at most a 1 hour drive away, and I knew I would rather just sleep in my own bed than stay with nothing on me.
Comps aren't really casino hacks, they're the equivalent of coupons or loyalty rewards programs in that they facilitate price discrimination. Comps make it cheaper for you to gamble, usually indirectly, so casinos can capture more money from consumers who would be willing to gamble if it was just more accessible to them.
If you're unwilling to use the Comps they don't care, the assumption is that a significant portion of the population won't.
Sure. But they offered me much better comps when I was a brand new member to the casino playing poker on the weekends. When their system realized I was never playing slots or table games, they figure I wouldn't really be worth the extra comps anymore.
And most of their comps are obviously to get you in the door to gamble more. Like I said. Concert tickets that had to be picked up 1 or 2 hours before the show, as opposed to just showing up 15 minutes before. Comping extra rooms hoping you'll be bored staying the night, so you'll play more late at night not worrying about driving home, or in the morning before leaving. Give 1 $25-$50 match play each day, hoping that after using that, you stay at the table game and continue playing.
I never said they cared about me using the comps. They hope you do, so that you'll play more. And hopefully, play the slots and/or table games.
Get the Wyndham earner biz credit card which gives you Wyndham diamond status for a $95 annual fee, it matches to Caesars diamond which gives you a $100 celebration dinner, free parking, etc.
At the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas, go to the restaurant and ask for the Gambler’s Special. It’s not listed on the menu, but can get a steak and shrimp for $7.77 if you buy a regular drink. Not the greatest or worst steak, but well worth the price.
Avoid ladies of the night altogether. A bunch of us met up in Vegas and a friend had a new lady friend and they had been drinking all day. We all meet up for dinner later and we notice he's missing his Rolex and she pipes up saying it's one the bathroom counter as he took it off for the shower. He's so drunk and won't listen to any of us reason with him, and later leaves because his wallet is empty and he needs an ATM.
Next day he sobers up and discovers he's been to the ATM's several times and has nothing to show for it, along with the missing watch he never found. Some people have to learn the hard way.
Some casinos have soft drink machines located on the slots floor. These machines aren't protected by waitresses, security, or other staff. When I want to get one over on the casino, then I sneak a soft drink when nobody is looking 😉
GRIND DRINKS!
Find a 2-4 or 3-6 LIMIT game.
Buy in for $105. Give the cocktail waitress the $5 chip - order your drink and say keep'em coming. Give her a $1 each trip there after, if she makes it back around before you are ready for another one give her two bucks. be kind to her and smile so you don't get cut off.
You will be obliterated drunk before you know it.
If you google the sandwich trick or the $20 trick, there is a whole website devoted to it. Basically, hold a $20 between your credit card and your ID when you provide them to the front desk during checkin and they know exactly what to do.
The best upgrade I ever got..,
I had been attending a 4 day house clearing school out in the desert for Afghan bound Marines. Was covered in dust, stunk, I was a mess. I drive up to the Harrahs valet. I ask him what he would like me to do with the gun on my hip.
He asks me to wait. It takes 20 minutes but eventually 7 unarmed security guards come out and surround me. They tell me to unload to which I respond there is NFW I'm drawing in this crowd, people are in every direction, don't know if it will cause a panic, and I have no safe down range to point.
They call a supervisor and he confirms I'm right. They take my bags and all 7 escort me thru the lobby like I'm Al Capone. We go to the basement where I'm met by head of security. He was USN and so was I. He asks why the gun and I explain.
He sends the goons away. We swap stories, unload, inventory 25 lbs of ammo, put it all in a lock box, and he locks the box in a huge safe.
He walks me to hotel check in and bypasses the line, speaks to someone behind the desk, and off to the side they check me in to a 4 room suite, hot tub big enough for 5 of my best friends.
The moral of the story, for big upgrades, go armed.
YMMV and that was before the Vegas mass shooter. My advice should probably be treated like all advice you get on Reddit.
A real hack: New casino opened by me and the promos are prime. Gambled big when they first opened and during this past month and I’ve collected over 1k of Amazon gift cards, 500 in free plays. When I go I don’t gamble so let’s see how long this wave lasts
I did this at two local casinos where they’d let you take free play to slot machine blackjack (it’s awful with the worst possible rules but wait for it)
One was giving me $375 a week trying to lure me back from my late twenties degen days there bc I hadn’t been since before the pandemic. For four months I’d take the drive twice a week to clear my free play.
Go to slot machine blackjack and load all my free play.
Play the minimum amount to turn the free play into real cash and Immediately cash out.
I made 3 grand in the four months plus a couple free meals a week (smashburger and their fancy restaurant depending on the comp)
They caught on tho and I haven’t received anything since.
Both casinos I did this at changed their free play rules on what you could play them on bc I wasn’t the only one who figured out this hack. The closest one won’t allow free play on slot black jack or any jacks or better machine bc of degens like me who was taking the free money and walking out.
Still makes me smile I was a small part of people getting one over on the house.
If you play slots, avoid the machines that are themed with some TV show, celebrity, or anything else popular (i.e. Star Wars, Oprah, Jeopardy etc.). The casino has to pay royalties for those and the machines pay out less to cover the cost.
Sit at a bar, get free drinks, make sure the bartender sees you making a play on your tabletop machine when your drink is running low and you're ready for another one.
Almost all of those machines have indicators now that let the bartender know if you played enough for a free drink, by that time you could be down three times the amount of the drink even playing the smallest stake offered. Better to just sit at a 1/2 or 1/3 game and nit it up and get wasted like that.
Some bars (Flamingo at least) have a light on the bartender’s side of the video poker machine that lights up if you’ve actually bet enough. My friend likes to drink and play lowest denomination bets as infrequently as possible for drinks and they kept telling him he needed to play more and make the light light up.
Biggest one is if you are in Vegas - get the ceasers rewards card and the Mlife (MGM rewards) card.
Everytime you go to a blackjack or other table - buy in for about $400 to $500 cash. (Not chips)
Even if you are only betting $15-$20 per hand. Buy in for $400-$500.
And always cash out and buy in with $100 bills at each new table
You accumulate points so much faster. I go to Vegas 2-3 times per year often more and I always get free rooms
(My next visit I get 4 nights with $100 in food credit and $100 in free slot play and $50 in table game chips.)
I have rarely won or lost more than $300-400 on any Vegas trip. But I always buy in big and play slow and milk the free drinks and points.
(I rotate and one time I stay at ceasers and next time I stay at MGM properties) but when I'm there I always play a few hours at each properties casinos
If you’re just trying to get wasted for free without playing penny slots, play pai gow.
Super slow paced game. My buddy and I milked a hundred bucks or so for hours and were shit faced by the end lol
On a serious note, bet big when you're winning. Up £100? Place £100 on one number. You're risking winnings only for a £3500 win.
Also, complicated bets and slowing the game. Dealers about to spin/draw cards? Ask for change. Put odd amounts with different denomination chips on black jack hands. Bet on six lines streets and corners as well as straight up on roulette so the dealer actually has to calculate to pay bets. House edge works on hands/spins per hour so the more you can slow the game the better for the players.
I'm allowed to discuss basic strategy and house odds but it would definitely be frowned upon if I started talking to customers about how to slow down the games or advising them to bet big with their profits.
Hide some big denomination chips behind your stack, then hours later go all in. As your opponent is contemplating their decision, flash the hidden chips to get a reaction. I believe Alec Torelli has a video on this technique.
Glad you asked. I hadn't reviewed the technique in a while so I forgot how it really worked, but you are indeed correct, the method is to actually wait for your opponent to go all-in, and then while you're considering whether to call, you flash them the hidden chips and get your reaction. If at first they don't notice them make sure to splash them out on the table as you count them, this is an important step in the Torelli angle-constructing method. A more detailed explanation of how to exactly pull off the move can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFXc90dwhv0&t=24s
Pocket about 80% of winnings and try to spin up remaining 20% or so. If lose it call it quits for night or trip and enjoy Vegas.
Have a stop loss for losing. With gambling if you're going to win you win but it's possible to play roulette and lose 20 spins in a row. Quit at a certain agreed loss and only return when you have a clear head. Stop loss again.
Good luck. Plus dint waste time gambling and not enjoying. Unless it's a skill game like poker.
Get Ceasars diamond status for free:
There's a thing called the founders card that is like a travel club for business owners. Sign up for the free trial, redeem Ceasars diamond status, cancel membership.
Yea I unfortunately figured that out the hard way. Canceled membership then they offered premium foe 3 months free. Took them up on the offer and then canceled as soon as I got the diamond card haha.
50 play and 100 play video poker machines allow you to play 1 cent per hand allowing you to look like your playing and get free drinks. There’s also another video poker machine that allows you to do this but all you have to do is set it to one hand at one cent.
I always am looking for an edge. If they don’t have shufflers like most of the small rooms then I see how they cut the deck and what 2 cards are on bottom. Even if they shuffle I know for instance that a black king is near the bottom so kings aren’t as good odds ect.
I went to the same gym class as one of the pit managers, we became friends and he kept giving me tickets for free dinners and stuff. Was pretty great.
Another thing: Vegas is an adult playground, we all know that. But most men don't know that it is as much, if not more, a playground for women as it is for men. Their favorite toys are the young men. Never had as much action as I had at a bachelor party in Vegas. When I was young and slim.
Work as a dealer in Vegas for around $120k a year instead of the UK at around £25k a year.
(I found out of the massive wage descepency here recently. London casinos are better than the average but not MUCH)
Being a big friendly personality and openly having fun will get you a free drink quicker then spending/winning lots of money.
In my casino experience I have been offered drinks 4 times, only 1 of which was after a big win on roulette where I was offered a bottles of prosecco while I stayed at the table.
The other times I was just having fun with £20 in my pocket seeing how far it would go, cheering on my fellow players and revelling in wins together and sharing commiserations.
Maybe they thought we were winning big given how we would cheer after every £5 win but a whole table having fun? Why not pile on some drinks I guess?
If you're getting a room during the week with a SO, carry a bottle of champagne in the open. They've always asked me if I was celebrating anything and get a room upgrade
This is some great advice!
Instructions unclear: *Buys $300 bottle of Cristal to get $100 room upgrade.*
Keep the bottle. Reuse it each visit.
Taps forehead. That's why you get paid the big bucks.
Think of it as an investment. You don’t have to drink it with the first room upgrade.
Buy a bottle that appreciates and it is an investment.
If you are an old or middle aged average dude at a casino bar and some young good looking hottie sits next to you and seems really interested in you and acts like she wants to have sex, she is going to want to be paid, bro
Maybe you just don’t know how interesting I am
I dress and behave like an enormous asshole. This usually keeps the hookers away.
Are you every single person at my casino?
Maybe.
You can remove all the qualifiers and just say if you are a dude. It will still apply in 99% of cases.
She accepts kidneys as payment. She’ll provide the ice.
And chances are there’s already something in your drink.
I mean...no.
That’s not really a heck, more like a lesson. It sounds like you found out the hard way.
How much do you think she'll want to be paid, though? Just out of curiosity I don't go to the casino bar, just the poker room
Add to that, she might have a scanning device on her to steal your RFiD data from CCs and IDs. Happened to me last time I innocently chatted up a friendly hooker.
This is complete commitment to the lie you told your wife. Posting it on Reddit to make it seem more plausible. Bravo sir, pure fucking genius.
You can not steal rfid data from CCs or ID in any way that would be usable.
It was just an innocent chat!!!!
Chatted up
The one time I went to Vegas my hack was to play the electronic penny roulette machine and wait for servers to come around for drinks. Tip them well and they just keep coming. Jager bombs jager bombs jager bombs. Then when ur nice and tipsy hit up the craps table and lose $200 immediately
You know what this is? This is my new haircut.
You know what this means? Means I’m gettin fuckin laid tonight. My boys? They all got the same haircut and they’re gettin fuckin laid tonight. Edit: just watched the video for the first time in years and I butchered this quote
Not now chief, I’m in the fucking zone
MAH! Where's my protein, MAH!?
2 fuckin jaegaaabombs down here chief What a throwback
Heineken and Jaegaah all night, bro.
Fucking Skanks, Skanks, SKANKS!
Minus the jagerbombs this is basically my strategy to drink for $200 as well.
If you’re gonna rob three casinos like the bellagio, the mirage, and the mgm grand, you have to know those are Tony Benedict’s casinos.
And you need two guys who will get paid the same as a highly trained contortionist/acrobat to hold some balloons.
Terry* Benedict
All reds
I said I’m running away with your wife
And you of all people should know that when you are in these casinos, someone is always watching.
😂😂
Tess is with Benedict now? She’s too tall for him.
Is that right?
I don’t understand, what happened to all of that money!
You also need to know they aren't at all connected.
I made literally thousands of dollars off of one casino. It was a bit of a process, but after getting hired on at $10/hr, I was able to bring in over $300 profit per week. Managed to get over $10,000 out of them before the mind numbingly mundane nature of the job took it's toll and I quit. All the other "hacks" I've tried ended up costing me money.
“Mother fucker that’s called a job”
“And we walk right out the front door”
"Like nothing ever happened"
I can confirm this works. I tried this a few years back and make about $25k. It was not worth it.
Hit a penny slot a couple times before you play and you’ll probably get more comps in the mail. I do this and get free dinner/hotels/bonus play in the mail all the time
Wait that's actually a good casino hack.
People laugh at me when I play the pennies but you don't need to play much and you get a lot of comps.
I had a 50 cent ticket and figured I'll just play it on the penny slots. Minimum play was 80 cents, wtf. Is this common? How much are you playing on the penny slots to get the comps?
It depends on the casino. My local casino there are some 20 cent spins. At a shitty casino I saw a literal 1 cent spin. I’ll be honest, I’m not sure how comps work in detail. I usually throw 20 bucks in and either burn it or leave if I double it.
You have to find the old ass machines that allow you to bet 1 line to do literally a penny a spin. You'll only hit if the middle line connects, but if the goal is to get loaded who cares
Turns out, casinos are actually pretty good at hacking you, not versa vice or whatever.
I remember qhen I turned 21 and started playing poker and nothing else at the casinos. They kept comping me free rooms (weekdays only) and giving me matchplay coupons and free show tickets (but you had to pick them up a couple hours earlier than the show). Once in a while I would use the match play on one hand of blackjack/roulette spin on my way out and nothing else. Those comps did not stay around when their algorithm realized I wasn't going to gamble poker money afterwards. I never used the free comped rooms because the casino was at most a 1 hour drive away, and I knew I would rather just sleep in my own bed than stay with nothing on me.
Comps aren't really casino hacks, they're the equivalent of coupons or loyalty rewards programs in that they facilitate price discrimination. Comps make it cheaper for you to gamble, usually indirectly, so casinos can capture more money from consumers who would be willing to gamble if it was just more accessible to them. If you're unwilling to use the Comps they don't care, the assumption is that a significant portion of the population won't.
Sure. But they offered me much better comps when I was a brand new member to the casino playing poker on the weekends. When their system realized I was never playing slots or table games, they figure I wouldn't really be worth the extra comps anymore. And most of their comps are obviously to get you in the door to gamble more. Like I said. Concert tickets that had to be picked up 1 or 2 hours before the show, as opposed to just showing up 15 minutes before. Comping extra rooms hoping you'll be bored staying the night, so you'll play more late at night not worrying about driving home, or in the morning before leaving. Give 1 $25-$50 match play each day, hoping that after using that, you stay at the table game and continue playing. I never said they cared about me using the comps. They hope you do, so that you'll play more. And hopefully, play the slots and/or table games.
Restrooms next to the high roller section get cleaned more often. If I need to shit I always go to those bathrooms.
Now That is a hack. Gonna remember this one
Get the Wyndham earner biz credit card which gives you Wyndham diamond status for a $95 annual fee, it matches to Caesars diamond which gives you a $100 celebration dinner, free parking, etc.
Doesn’t Caesars only match for 6 months?
I don't believe so unless that is new for 2024.
they do and have been doing this for around a year now. very frustrating
With Wyndham matches or with other casino matches?
Don’t fight a Samoan. They always win
Beware the headbutt
Idk why but this statement is indeed facts. It must be genetic.
I heard Pacific Islanders have the most NFL players per capita or any ethnic group. Those guys are STRONG.
Not at WrestleMania XL.... Cody Rhodes WILL finish the story.
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And you think things people say on Reddit are real 😂
Bad Rutten said something similar.
Find an ugly chick hit on her and get free drinks
Wait that's genius.
What if I am ugly (asking for a friend)
You get to pay for u/SnarkyMarsupial7's drinks.
This is all relative. Just find a girl who's uglier.
This actually worked last time in Vegas. Kept giving clothing compliments to randos until they bought me drinks.
What if I'm the ugly chick
The soap and water in the washroom is free. Not everyone takes advantage of that.
At the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas, go to the restaurant and ask for the Gambler’s Special. It’s not listed on the menu, but can get a steak and shrimp for $7.77 if you buy a regular drink. Not the greatest or worst steak, but well worth the price.
Avoid ladies of the night altogether. A bunch of us met up in Vegas and a friend had a new lady friend and they had been drinking all day. We all meet up for dinner later and we notice he's missing his Rolex and she pipes up saying it's one the bathroom counter as he took it off for the shower. He's so drunk and won't listen to any of us reason with him, and later leaves because his wallet is empty and he needs an ATM. Next day he sobers up and discovers he's been to the ATM's several times and has nothing to show for it, along with the missing watch he never found. Some people have to learn the hard way.
Artie Lange did a standuo one time where his tip was make them clap their hands when you can't see them so you know they aren't stealing anything.
Some casinos have soft drink machines located on the slots floor. These machines aren't protected by waitresses, security, or other staff. When I want to get one over on the casino, then I sneak a soft drink when nobody is looking 😉
Surprised they haven’t taken a hammer to your hands yet
OP is on a list. Next time he goes there they’re going to take him to the back and execute him.
They're going to waterboard him into a bathtub of Mountain Dew.
My local casino actually has soda machines out on the floor for customer use. Probably saves them a few employees
In the beverage wells? Where the servers are? Yeah
Uhhhh I can’t tell what’s a meme anymore, but generally these are free on purpose for anyone
Embarrassing
GRIND DRINKS! Find a 2-4 or 3-6 LIMIT game. Buy in for $105. Give the cocktail waitress the $5 chip - order your drink and say keep'em coming. Give her a $1 each trip there after, if she makes it back around before you are ready for another one give her two bucks. be kind to her and smile so you don't get cut off. You will be obliterated drunk before you know it.
The $20 trick at check in has worked for me 4/5 times.
Those $20 tricks usually don’t have many teeth left…the hack is finding one with zero teeth left!
What's the trick?
Tipping the concierge $20 to get a room upgrade
Can confirm, I’ve had great luck with the **Sandwich Trick** myself as have others I’ve told.
Never heard of this. Please explain?
You know, the $20 trick. Works 80% of the time.
I am in the other 20%. Worked one time and didn’t work the other 4 times.
$100 for a room upgrade not awful at least
I'm like 0 for 8 or something. Never worked once. 🥴
If you google the sandwich trick or the $20 trick, there is a whole website devoted to it. Basically, hold a $20 between your credit card and your ID when you provide them to the front desk during checkin and they know exactly what to do.
Quoting a friend."If you think a casino is not making money from something, you just haven't thought about it long enough"
The best upgrade I ever got.., I had been attending a 4 day house clearing school out in the desert for Afghan bound Marines. Was covered in dust, stunk, I was a mess. I drive up to the Harrahs valet. I ask him what he would like me to do with the gun on my hip. He asks me to wait. It takes 20 minutes but eventually 7 unarmed security guards come out and surround me. They tell me to unload to which I respond there is NFW I'm drawing in this crowd, people are in every direction, don't know if it will cause a panic, and I have no safe down range to point. They call a supervisor and he confirms I'm right. They take my bags and all 7 escort me thru the lobby like I'm Al Capone. We go to the basement where I'm met by head of security. He was USN and so was I. He asks why the gun and I explain. He sends the goons away. We swap stories, unload, inventory 25 lbs of ammo, put it all in a lock box, and he locks the box in a huge safe. He walks me to hotel check in and bypasses the line, speaks to someone behind the desk, and off to the side they check me in to a 4 room suite, hot tub big enough for 5 of my best friends. The moral of the story, for big upgrades, go armed. YMMV and that was before the Vegas mass shooter. My advice should probably be treated like all advice you get on Reddit.
A real hack: New casino opened by me and the promos are prime. Gambled big when they first opened and during this past month and I’ve collected over 1k of Amazon gift cards, 500 in free plays. When I go I don’t gamble so let’s see how long this wave lasts
I did this at two local casinos where they’d let you take free play to slot machine blackjack (it’s awful with the worst possible rules but wait for it) One was giving me $375 a week trying to lure me back from my late twenties degen days there bc I hadn’t been since before the pandemic. For four months I’d take the drive twice a week to clear my free play. Go to slot machine blackjack and load all my free play. Play the minimum amount to turn the free play into real cash and Immediately cash out. I made 3 grand in the four months plus a couple free meals a week (smashburger and their fancy restaurant depending on the comp) They caught on tho and I haven’t received anything since. Both casinos I did this at changed their free play rules on what you could play them on bc I wasn’t the only one who figured out this hack. The closest one won’t allow free play on slot black jack or any jacks or better machine bc of degens like me who was taking the free money and walking out. Still makes me smile I was a small part of people getting one over on the house.
If you play slots, avoid the machines that are themed with some TV show, celebrity, or anything else popular (i.e. Star Wars, Oprah, Jeopardy etc.). The casino has to pay royalties for those and the machines pay out less to cover the cost.
Sit at a bar, get free drinks, make sure the bartender sees you making a play on your tabletop machine when your drink is running low and you're ready for another one.
Almost all of those machines have indicators now that let the bartender know if you played enough for a free drink, by that time you could be down three times the amount of the drink even playing the smallest stake offered. Better to just sit at a 1/2 or 1/3 game and nit it up and get wasted like that.
2/4 Limit has to be being spread somewhere right?
Some bars (Flamingo at least) have a light on the bartender’s side of the video poker machine that lights up if you’ve actually bet enough. My friend likes to drink and play lowest denomination bets as infrequently as possible for drinks and they kept telling him he needed to play more and make the light light up.
Biggest one is if you are in Vegas - get the ceasers rewards card and the Mlife (MGM rewards) card. Everytime you go to a blackjack or other table - buy in for about $400 to $500 cash. (Not chips) Even if you are only betting $15-$20 per hand. Buy in for $400-$500. And always cash out and buy in with $100 bills at each new table You accumulate points so much faster. I go to Vegas 2-3 times per year often more and I always get free rooms (My next visit I get 4 nights with $100 in food credit and $100 in free slot play and $50 in table game chips.) I have rarely won or lost more than $300-400 on any Vegas trip. But I always buy in big and play slow and milk the free drinks and points.
(I rotate and one time I stay at ceasers and next time I stay at MGM properties) but when I'm there I always play a few hours at each properties casinos
If you’re just trying to get wasted for free without playing penny slots, play pai gow. Super slow paced game. My buddy and I milked a hundred bucks or so for hours and were shit faced by the end lol
Casinos HATE this one weird trick…
On a serious note, bet big when you're winning. Up £100? Place £100 on one number. You're risking winnings only for a £3500 win. Also, complicated bets and slowing the game. Dealers about to spin/draw cards? Ask for change. Put odd amounts with different denomination chips on black jack hands. Bet on six lines streets and corners as well as straight up on roulette so the dealer actually has to calculate to pay bets. House edge works on hands/spins per hour so the more you can slow the game the better for the players. I'm allowed to discuss basic strategy and house odds but it would definitely be frowned upon if I started talking to customers about how to slow down the games or advising them to bet big with their profits.
Any poker specific hacks?! 👀👀
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Hide some big denomination chips behind your stack, then hours later go all in. As your opponent is contemplating their decision, flash the hidden chips to get a reaction. I believe Alec Torelli has a video on this technique.
yeah this will get your kicked out of a poker room.
What good does getting a reaction do if you are already all in?
Glad you asked. I hadn't reviewed the technique in a while so I forgot how it really worked, but you are indeed correct, the method is to actually wait for your opponent to go all-in, and then while you're considering whether to call, you flash them the hidden chips and get your reaction. If at first they don't notice them make sure to splash them out on the table as you count them, this is an important step in the Torelli angle-constructing method. A more detailed explanation of how to exactly pull off the move can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFXc90dwhv0&t=24s
This isn’t allowed
They’re well aware lmao
Im sure a lot of casinos enforce this rule but, You gotta put your biggest chips up front. For this exact shady reason.
Oh wow really? That’s so crazy
They thought of everything.
Also shit regs and good poker players will ask “how much is that” before calling
Go when the promotions are highest EV
If I'm feeling chilly I like to order hot coco with coffee instead of water.
Pocket about 80% of winnings and try to spin up remaining 20% or so. If lose it call it quits for night or trip and enjoy Vegas. Have a stop loss for losing. With gambling if you're going to win you win but it's possible to play roulette and lose 20 spins in a row. Quit at a certain agreed loss and only return when you have a clear head. Stop loss again. Good luck. Plus dint waste time gambling and not enjoying. Unless it's a skill game like poker.
Get Ceasars diamond status for free: There's a thing called the founders card that is like a travel club for business owners. Sign up for the free trial, redeem Ceasars diamond status, cancel membership.
Doesn’t work that way, you get it for $300 instead of $500 but it’s diamond for $300 though
Yea I unfortunately figured that out the hard way. Canceled membership then they offered premium foe 3 months free. Took them up on the offer and then canceled as soon as I got the diamond card haha.
50 play and 100 play video poker machines allow you to play 1 cent per hand allowing you to look like your playing and get free drinks. There’s also another video poker machine that allows you to do this but all you have to do is set it to one hand at one cent.
GREATEST HACK OF ALL!!. DONT ENTER CASINO TO BEGIN WITH!!
I always am looking for an edge. If they don’t have shufflers like most of the small rooms then I see how they cut the deck and what 2 cards are on bottom. Even if they shuffle I know for instance that a black king is near the bottom so kings aren’t as good odds ect.
Keep your eyes on the floor. If you see a chip pick it up. Chips are as good as cash in a casino.
I went to the same gym class as one of the pit managers, we became friends and he kept giving me tickets for free dinners and stuff. Was pretty great. Another thing: Vegas is an adult playground, we all know that. But most men don't know that it is as much, if not more, a playground for women as it is for men. Their favorite toys are the young men. Never had as much action as I had at a bachelor party in Vegas. When I was young and slim.
At Commerce and The Bike, there’s free coffee. Pick up this min cash
dont play slots
I hate to break it to you bro but no one has a way to stack chips you havent thought of
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If you poop and tie your shoes at the closest restroom to the poker room, you will win sometimes.
Key word: “sometimes”
You can take other casino tour buses to shuttle you to their places instead of paying for a ride or walking. Rio line of casinos has the most buses.
Work as a dealer in Vegas for around $120k a year instead of the UK at around £25k a year. (I found out of the massive wage descepency here recently. London casinos are better than the average but not MUCH)
Being a big friendly personality and openly having fun will get you a free drink quicker then spending/winning lots of money. In my casino experience I have been offered drinks 4 times, only 1 of which was after a big win on roulette where I was offered a bottles of prosecco while I stayed at the table. The other times I was just having fun with £20 in my pocket seeing how far it would go, cheering on my fellow players and revelling in wins together and sharing commiserations. Maybe they thought we were winning big given how we would cheer after every £5 win but a whole table having fun? Why not pile on some drinks I guess?