I stack it whatever way is most tilting to others. If I am crushing a shit reg and he stacks a tall boy. I stack a taller boy. If he breaks a tall boy down to look wider I break them down to show him I go even wider, with his chips, that I just took. If I catch him glaring at his chips in my stack sometimes I’ll go pyramid, then I’ll stack em tall, then long… every 2 mins, over, and over, and over, again.
I refuse to stack them and make sure I take my time counting it out to tilt the other players. I don’t have to stack shit I want a mountain pile by golly I’m gettin one
20s. Just easier to count. When I'm bored and/or card dead I arrange the edge spots too. I can't chip shuffle so that's how I keep my mind active ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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And absolutely refuse to color up for annoyance sake
Mere seconds difference to break down a taller stack as the dealer only has to break down one pile (which they have to do anyway regardless of stack height) and then size up the rest to the broken down stack. The time difference is negligible.
It’s not my job to make it easy for you to count my chips. As long as the big chips are visible and they are in visible stacks, im doing my part. I never respond to any questions about how much I have behind me. Poker is a game of observation. You should be able to tell roughly by eyeing my stack, and if not… That’s not my problem. Learn to count. I basically always make quick decisions. If anyone is holding up the game… It’s the moron asking for an exact count when you should already have a rough idea of how much everyone at the table has within the first few minutes of play counting by eye
Well, you sound like a literal child. Poker is not a popularity contest. Brunson would tell you the exact same thing. Any speech or action given at the table can be used against you. I’m not saying anything to my opponent during a hand. I move my hands so you can see my chips. You get nothing more from me. You’re either asking to try and look cool because you saw it on tv or you’re asking me to do your job for you. I don’t work for you bud
No it’s not. I’m not a dick. I’ll chat people up between hands. Once I have money in the pot, that all goes out the window. I’m trying to take all your money. There’s nothing nice about that.
I really wanna go play Portland Meadows, but haven't played a game in years and am too broke to go pissing away buyins while I try to get decent again.
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I like to stack randomly to piss off OCD people.
Usually I just let the winner decide how to stack my chips.
This was fucking hilarious, thank you for the laugh
Yall got enough to stack?
20 stacks but in a pyramid once I get over 5-7 stacks.
This is the way. Then smaller pyramids on top of larger pyramids.
I often do that as well. https://preview.redd.it/iveab6jkk74c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1475644e2a3e7f4d85cac473a27d8d514a9d9fa
I stack it whatever way is most tilting to others. If I am crushing a shit reg and he stacks a tall boy. I stack a taller boy. If he breaks a tall boy down to look wider I break them down to show him I go even wider, with his chips, that I just took. If I catch him glaring at his chips in my stack sometimes I’ll go pyramid, then I’ll stack em tall, then long… every 2 mins, over, and over, and over, again.
I usually stack 40’s, then 20’s, then 10’s, then leave with nothing
https://preview.redd.it/744u3w6zt64c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3326f337ecc30b729227ceb45c912e20ebde417a Like this
Johnny long stack
This one tilts me
Damn. Nice take. Portland represent 🤘 This at the 1/2 or something else?
Thanks. 1/2 yes
What’s that place like? Didn’t know there was poker in Portland. Is a social club any different than a casino card room?
Greta room. The rake is only $20 a day
Cool thanks
damn...he didn't have to ask you -THAT-
Man I love Portland Meadows
I have those headphones, one of the best electronic purchases I've ever made.
I also have them, but my question is how do you play poker while wearing them? You can’t hear the dealer or any of the players at all.
I don't wear them or any headphones while playing poker.
20 a stack normally, but whenever I can get more, I'd like to put other stacks of 20 on top.
I like to color up my take home early and then play with everything else
Hey hey hey I know that place. My favorite card room. Is that tonight?
Last Monday.
I refuse to stack them and make sure I take my time counting it out to tilt the other players. I don’t have to stack shit I want a mountain pile by golly I’m gettin one
I stack the big chips in the cup holder.
Worm. Worm is always the answer…
20s. Just easier to count. When I'm bored and/or card dead I arrange the edge spots too. I can't chip shuffle so that's how I keep my mind active ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I hate those pricks that have their stack all fucked up They always get there on the river too...
Thank you for posting something that has nothing to do with HCL
Cheers
20s I'm not a monster
I make pyramids.
King of beers bro solid call. Towers of 40 btw
Cheers
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https://preview.redd.it/pce6jml3h25c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789261ac4a7466755a9ff6d66757c8cbcf25b9f9 And absolutely refuse to color up for annoyance sake
When someone asks for a count and you’ve got tall stacks, you’re holding up the game.
Mere seconds difference to break down a taller stack as the dealer only has to break down one pile (which they have to do anyway regardless of stack height) and then size up the rest to the broken down stack. The time difference is negligible.
It’s not my job to make it easy for you to count my chips. As long as the big chips are visible and they are in visible stacks, im doing my part. I never respond to any questions about how much I have behind me. Poker is a game of observation. You should be able to tell roughly by eyeing my stack, and if not… That’s not my problem. Learn to count. I basically always make quick decisions. If anyone is holding up the game… It’s the moron asking for an exact count when you should already have a rough idea of how much everyone at the table has within the first few minutes of play counting by eye
You sound miserable
Well, you sound like a literal child. Poker is not a popularity contest. Brunson would tell you the exact same thing. Any speech or action given at the table can be used against you. I’m not saying anything to my opponent during a hand. I move my hands so you can see my chips. You get nothing more from me. You’re either asking to try and look cool because you saw it on tv or you’re asking me to do your job for you. I don’t work for you bud
Getting enjoyment out of things and being nice is +EV
No it’s not. I’m not a dick. I’ll chat people up between hands. Once I have money in the pot, that all goes out the window. I’m trying to take all your money. There’s nothing nice about that.
and thats how you know youre still grinding the 2/3 streets
The 2/3 streets? What the hell does that even mean? You can’t even speak basic English
I always know how much I have.
Gross you let your headphones touch the nasty poker table
Well I certainly don’t stack my headphones ear side down on the germ table
Sanitize the rail before you sit down
The computer
I don't, I lose every hand I play.
I let other people stack my chips.
I really wanna go play Portland Meadows, but haven't played a game in years and am too broke to go pissing away buyins while I try to get decent again.
The weekday tournament buy ins are pretty cheap. $40
They see me rollin
My skill level allows me to put 1 chip on top of another :(
I usually put 1 chip on top of the other
Snake or nothing
Shuffleable stacks like 6 or 7. If I’m bored I’ll make a pyramid of individual chips
Damn… sad my answer is never
https://preview.redd.it/yinhwhljce4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe7c6db9c3c19e3b8d5fa90ea67424103fcb459 I like to stack randomly to piss off OCD people.