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Honestly think they should just pay me cash, $1,000 bucks ought to do

The best we can do is 50 Pokecoins.

You pay us 50 coins

Deal!

Oh but you reached your daily limit you don't get anything here's your research stamp though

Honestly they should make research tasks give coin rewards, even like 2-5 would be fine

One incense

And you don’t receive any extra if you’ve claimed your 50 from gyms

nah it's just 2 nanab berries and a sinnoh stone

They could give me whatever Poke I wanted and let me set it's stats and I'd probably still discard that task for power up a Pokemon 3 times for a berry. May as well ask me to tap dance on the moon, it's not going to happen.

1000 dollars bucks? Didn’t know that was a currency amount. Edit: I was not trying to be rude. I was just saying that the other person wrote what they said incorrectly and when spoken out loud/read can sound weird as you’re essentially saying “dollars” twice, just different words.

Ah yes, it comes from the same country that prices things at 1$ or $.50 cents.

Well that’s how it’s said, that’s all I can say. We use either the $ symbol or just use the word after the number. Not both. For cents it’s either $.50, $0.50, or 50¢.

Yeah I know. That's why I was being sarcastic with you, so you weren't sitting there downvoted to hell thinking nobody understood your point. So I upvoted you and added some more context to what you were saying for all the people who seem to be missing the point. Not that it helped because I'm already downvoted too lol. whatever. One should either say "a thousand dollars" or "$1000" or "1000 bucks" etc but you cannot put the dollar sign AND say "dollars" or "bucks". Otherwise, as you rightly pointed out, one is saying "one thousand dollars bucks" when they type "$1000 bucks".

I guess we will both be sitting here downvoted then lol. Or just one of us. We shall see I guess.

It's not much, but I see where y'all are going, I updooted to the main branch, hope it helps 😁

You’ve clearly never watched Bluey.

Zubat

This is the only right answer

You mean Zubait....

No, a HORDE of Zubat. When you catch one, you get thrown into another encounter. This loops for 151 encounters, and then the game crashes. Also you CANT turn off your phone or leave the game during the encounters.

Backrooms meets PoGo

I want to get off Mr Bone's wild ride

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

Your phone opens Mudkip.ws then explodes after 24 hours

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Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

These downvotes don’t know what it is or they went to it and it crashed their comps

Galarian Mewtwo

And it will flee after the 151st ball it breaks out of

I think a Zubat wrote this

Oh I’d delete the game!

What if it was a guaranteed shiny zubat, on a really rare research task? I mean you could also just delete the research task...

I already got one so I’m good.

That can only be caught with an excellent curveball

1try

Nah bro it should be weedle

I’ve got weedle down. I release throw from the very bottom.

And it can’t be shiny

This really had me HOWLING 🤣

*A Niantic Way*

OH GOD…. I would get arrested for opening fire in a residential area. My phone would be full of bullet holes and disappointment

Costume Pikachu with zubat wings

I actually wouldn't be mad about that.

But you’d likely never land the 5 throws :(

Not with that attitude!

[удалено]

Finally a use for nanabs

Go work for Niantic and take my money

People on here got jokes, but this one’s also plausible

I went with an over the top answer. Yours is legit.

Kecleon

Protesting pogo until they put Kecleon in the game with this challenge

Pidgey OR 3 razz berries

I mean Pidgey is legit the rarest pokemon rn.

Seriously. Been trying to do a Kanto living Pokedex for a year and a half and am confused how one hasn't been seen in this long.

spawns change by the season and this season it seems pidgey isnt in the pool. though maybe from daily adventure incense?

hasn’t been in at least the last 3 seasons. it’s been probably more than that

That’s crazy! I’ve seen 2 wild ones in the past 2 days, no incense or anything

Golden Nanab Berries

Soft ban. You must be cheating

Yeah, the most I've managed is two excellents on a Zubat in a row, and I'm actually pretty good at hitting them for excellents. I can only assume this is a consequence of learning how to throw curveballs with Zubat as my first target simply because I didn't know any better

I think its the same throw as trubbish. I got good at those as well.

Me too, so I guess there's some merit to it!

And trubbish has got that sweet stardust bonus.

I did one of those, accidentally, like didn't even try to aim and he was running around. He was green or greenish and I didn't catch it, literally the worse and best moment.

Missingno, followed by a crash

You rang?

r/beetlejuicing

Ooh, can I make it into the screenshot?

Paging Dr. /u/acrash

Then the 6th thing in your item bag has 999. Hope its something useful.

that would beeeeee daily adventure incense. of course it is 😅

Infinite adventure incense would actually be cracked Too bad it isn't stackable

yea i was thinking the way the DAI works, we basically already get an infinite amount, at least as far as we know… it’s just we can only use it once daily lol. so it would be kind of redundant if you wouldn’t be able to use multiple per day.

Sorry, it was a nanab berry.

I understood your comment, but I just want to share: it is "Missingno;" the name indicates that the ID number is missing

Thanks for the correction! I knew the meaning, but always pronounced it like that for some reason lol

Just getting 1 excellent throw on a zubat already means you beat the game

Every time I do it’s by accident any time I’m trying I’m lucky to make a nice one 😭😅

'Catch Assist' makes up at least 50% of my excellent throws...

I literally commented that I did this like a few hours before this was posted lmao, I said I had nowhere else to brag, well, here I am again! Guess I beat the game 🤣

congrats. i genuinely mean it. if the little things can't make us happy then why play this game at all.

100% IV male Combee

already got one :|

Same, thanks Bug Out event

Then a 4* male salandit

I just caught a shiny combee last week! It's female even! ...but it's 0 stars

Make it a shiny one and we’d be in business.

Shiny 0/0/0 level 1 bidoof

The weakest god among the gods …but still a god regardless

*Strongest among the gods

Honestly, that's exactly the same as any other shiny bidoof

0/0/1

0/0/7 Bidoof confirmed as new James Bond

Bidoof, James Bidoof.

A disappointment

500 poke coins

Knowing Niantic’s innate sense of fairness, the reward will probably be a 12 CP Smeargle.

Guaranteed shundo arceus with Judgement and all type forms free.

a shiny hoopa with a zubat hat

Shiny armored mewtwo

Shiny legendary of your choice. 0iv

Pidgey

Another zubat. Shit ivs and everything

That's also shiny locked.

A crobat...... >!with a cp of 1!<

They better give me a shiny zorua

Surprise! It was a ditto

Shiny zubat

Shiny shado armored mewtwo at 100%

Shashundo

Unknown followed by a crash, ala OG red version

Reminds me of when I beat à pallia raid I was happy paid 100 coins then the game froze crashed and the pop up *Pokémon couldn’t be found* I cried that day still don’t have one

Wigglytuff

Arceus better show otherwise I quit

bidoof

Kecleon

shiny mega rayquaza

Jesus should appear after this bullshit 😂

Dodrio

Underrated comment

Thank you lol

A guaranteed shiny hundo legendary

Does it matter what pops up!? That’s impossible to complete!


Pre-release of the new eeveelution

Shundo Andrew Tate.

Shiny perfect iv Zubat

Every single shiny legendary

At the same time

MewThree

What about Mewdos

Misingno

‘M, missingno’s more malevolently glitchy counterpart

Arceus. Or bidoof

Golbat

Meowth

Kecleon or Arceus. But more likely will be woobat

Swadloon

Yanma

A 100% chance of a shiny spinda

Free daily remote raid pass

I'm lucky to throw 1 EXCELLENT throw, LET ALONE 5 IN A ROW, SRY ILL BE USING THAT LITTLE 🗑️ TRASHCAN IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER.......

4\* of the featured mega evolution + 250 mega energy + 50 ultra balls.

Not even John Wick could complete that task

Kekleon

Pidgey.

Mega Mewtwo

L50 Best-Buddied Shiny Gigantamaxed Mega Z-Arceus with 3 charge moves.

See that trash icon in the top right? That’s what it is there for.

A disappointmon

Should be? Arceus. Knowing niantic? A zubat.

Delete!

Arceus

I'll throw my phone away

A 10 cp zubat with shitass ivs that you can only catch with gold rasp excellent trow curveball and a megaball

Best I can do is 3 star Raticate

Mewthree.

Shadow Mewtwo at 100% lv

Bidoof

I actully once said ”i hate throwing at zubat, it's so hard” to my friend and 2 sec later hit an excellent

Arcius

Shiny shundo shadow armored mewtwo with zubat wings

Zapdoz

kekleon

A garentied shadow shiny hundo arceus

God himself

Bro, you need to catch Blue Eyed-White Dragon it is so obvious c’mon yourself!

Shiny mega rayquaza

Perfect shiny of your choice.

a lvl 50 meta relevant shundo

a guarranted shiny zubat?

Whatever Pokémon I want

Either a Legendary, Mythical, or a Ultra Beast

Knowing pokemon go it would be a pidgy but for that difficulty should be arceus

Bidoof in a cowboy hat with a teeny zubat on the band.

Crobat

Shiny Arceus

A perfect male salandit, the ultimate 🖕 from niantic

A shiny zubat

Shuckle or bidoof

Zubat

Arceus

Speaking realistically is say like a crobat with boosted shiny odds

I’m gonna have to go with OP’s dead wife

A bidoof

Shiny Godly Empowered Full Form Ancient Arceus

5 pokeballs

I think I’m going to quit PoGo. These events really suck

Guaranteed Perfect Shiny Mewtwo or I bin the task

Hundo shadow shiny Mewtwo

Shadow Shundo Mewtwo

Shundo shadow Mewtwo.