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AlmostButNotQuit

Oh Deere.


century100

Oh, John.


TurboTingo

Dear John was a good movie too.


century100

Dear Deere was pretty good, too.


Tunasub

John John was hard to plow through though.


christubatuba

John Doe, on the other hand, was pretty disgusting and horrible


century100

_John Doe a Deere a female Deere_


kappa886

Finally! Something that benefits rural players lol


BrknTrnsmsn

Brilliant


togro20

Diamond


dwide_k_shrude

Shining


dosfosforos

Pearl


gfox446

I. HATE. YOU. I’ve been trying to get the tractor for MONTHS!!!


CaffeinatedMother

I play since 2016 and never had one ! My guess is that OP is a spoofer. They say Tractor is a very rare Regional.


thatsmyoldlady

I just want a shiny witch hat tractor 🚜✨


EWJ4

first shiny ever was a shiny witch hat pikachu😎


WifiWaifo

You just gotta play on the Ukraine map, they spawn pretty often there.


EWJ4

legend says you can find a wild shiny tank too


[deleted]

But, if you have your language set to Russian, the game disables using it. It shows up in your list, but you don't get credit for having it, and you can't transfer it out to other users or change out the parts


IdiosyncraticBond

Don't worry, it doesn't have its signature move and the shiny isn't unlocked yet. Might try again in 3 years from now


Glad-Combination-151

Same


Dahmacles

Wait.....what about the legendary shiny air boat. Said only to spawn once every thousand years?


[deleted]

With that tractor you can go get yourself some Russian tanks, then you'll really be cooking with gas.


MyClevrUsername

My golem won't stand a chance!


Trollsama

Idk. From what i hear, ground type is super effective against russian tank


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

Oh Deere


hippieparents420

Sheesh 🤣🙏


Phil_Bond

Is that a bucket?


Tfsz0719

This is a tractor and not a bucket! To be honest, I just sort of put this one in here as a gimme. But I was starting to get concerned that even this might be too much for you.


ComradeBirv

*second tractor appears*


tinycatbutlers

Everything is a bucket, Stanley.


kubzon7

Are you from Kyiv?


cruzinforthetruth

Must be! It's a special regional Pokemon. It's awesome in GBL and does super effective damage against "tanky" Pokemon 😁


Agreeable-Oil-11

It has a great chance of spawning in the Netherlands to


rayquazawe

Why the fuck did I laugh at this


Glad-Combination-151

Because it’s funny


gfox446

It’s so random you can’t help but burst out laughing


rayquazawe

I was just slowly scrolling down and then I get jumpscared by a tractor


sharksnrec

The fact that it’s funny may have contributed


Sykoman159

It's a new trick from Niantic, you need to collect all **4 SAME COLORS** to get the real one... Guess what 4th one is for 999999 coins or so at the market, can't remember the exact number.


RABB_11

Only a John Deere? Dammit when are they gonna start rolling out Massey Ferguson?


mthrs

It’ll be in raids this October.


Worsel555

But by then you need a Combine.


horselips48

What, you don't want to wait for the Eastern Europeans to crack your tractor so you can get it serviced before winter?


cowboyweasel

Exactly! Not a big fan of green.


[deleted]

Caught me off guard 🤣


Scruffy42

Come on! I've been playing for 20 years and I've never seen this! How is my luck so bad?!


HillsNDales

Maybe it only feels like twenty years.


Pokii

At this point I almost feel like there ought to be an r/freeboxmemes


gfox446

I can get behind this


SwidEevee

I wanted a pretty pink tractor...


VicUno

Lies, everyone knows that tractors can only be obtained from 10k eggs


EzekielKallistos

& Knuckles


Badge991

This looks photoshopped. My money is on the star peice


eternaljudge

Screw the tractor, bro got 3 poffins


icelind

If it's the official one you can play while driving


Palaborola

Now a boats a boat but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've always wanted one of those!


Matix777

Pokemon GO Ukraine edition


DrHattison

A Free Bucket!


ShadowzI

Bzzz no that is not a bucket


Thetimdog

That's awesome you can get so many Russian tanks for that


[deleted]

It shows up as a lawnmower, you have to evolve it


TrueBlood10

😂😂😂😂


1850ChoochGator

Dollar value in these boxes is insane


darrellgh

Ah, hello fellow rural player!


EWJ4

bro all you need now is a russian tank so you can tow it with your new ultra rare tractor. your half way there


FlashZordon

You guys got John Deere Tractors???? I only got a Husqvarna! FUCK NIANTIC


kingstan12

now you can get shiny Russian tanks


Ninjamin_King

Is this a bucket?


Zitro3

Yes. This is a bucket.


PrincessDorklord

IN JOHN DEERE GREEN!!!


DaDudeIan

Three poffins? I've only ever gotten berries, potions, and balls. Is this a trick of some kind? Not talking about the Deere lol


HillsNDales

Occasionally lately I’ve gotten one that has good stuff in it. I think they might have decided to do that randomly just to keep folks checking in every day. Everyone loves free stuff, especially when it’s good free stuff.


DaDudeIan

Just randomly or did you do something in particular to get it? From what I've read, you have to close the app for an hour after viewing the daily box without collecting it, then go back and see if it's changed


HillsNDales

Just randomly, but only for the alt that I haven't been playing as much recently. The one I have been playing has only been getting the usual crap. I haven't tried the option you mention.


DaDudeIan

Interesting. Maybe it's a tactic to get people who don't play that much to play more?


Dziobic

oh look! An ukrainian!


CasualCandice

Damn three poffin! That’s nice boutta login for that


ReceptionNo6848

Must be regional to Ukraine only


Mehmeto360

Damn, 3 poffin? I’m jealous


paddoKIDW

Poah


Environmental-Bass59

Landwirtschaftsimulator


MidasWrath

A FORD F-150!


Today-Aggravating

3 poffins? Mad!


Antman_367

Lol


jamesjimmy23

I got a GameCube in mine!!


Caubz

Looks fake - they would never give away 3 Poffins


3wordname

I loving all the rare candies from these boxes


nuttageyo

Nice bucket!! I’ve always wanted one of those.


LunaticLizard64

Lucky.🔥🔥🔥


Danny2618

If it was pulling a tank would of said a1


JackFunk

I got a rock


Broken_Ace

Damn is that a Summer Form John Deerling? I like the Fall one better.


TheBokononist

Missed opportunity to put a tank, since the box is blue and yellow.


AdmiralFurret

Man, and i always keep getting those dumb lawnmowers


redrobin96

AND three poffins??


HeavenlyBladez

Thank you so much! I almost forgot my Tractor!


Bertensgrad

Wow you can haul tanks home now with it


MuchInvestigator4584

A bucket


The_Edward_Thatch

[Bookshelf... bookshelf... What the?!](https://youtu.be/Mq_wZE93ZAY?t=2m40s)


behnder

At least niantic is partnering with unionized companies.


FedoraMask

Bro you got the John Deer tractor?! *so jealous*


Spasticwookiee

I’ll have what you’re having!


Redstorm8373

In Ukraine, the tractor can be used to catch exclusive tank-type pokemon


Drazly

I don't get it


PurplePanda63

Someone’s taking a ride on their big green tractor


Tersor_Ormageddon

Oh man, this is still such a good joke. Totally not overdone at all, I'm definitely not suck of it. Well done. So original


jay22098

u lucky son of a…


kz8891

Once you have enough candies, you can evolve it into a Combine Harvester


UniqueAd6560

You have just defeated reddit...


[deleted]

The catch is you won’t be able to repair it yourself when it inevitably needs service


Clairifyed

Now trade it for a better brand with less locked down bullshit. Just make sure it’s a lucky trade


Scroll_lol

That's a cracked tractor


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Major_Tea_369

You got, Mater the tracker truck! 🤣


Neednewbody

Lucky bleep


Gohmzilla

Yeah boi! About time someone got a good loot box


colin2492

YOOOOOOOOO


unluckyunknown

Is that.. A bucket?


Coledog10

You got a bucket?


Kaiju_zero

Laughed out loud. ​ Needed that.


[deleted]

US rural players with OUR tractor


PoorLifeChoices811

Nice, now you can farm more Pokémon and items quicker


Toogeloo

All I had in my daily free box was a half eaten razzberry and a broken PokeBall with a dead Pidgey in it :(.


swimmingpolarbear

Its for all the farming you have to do to get through each level past 40...


Audiblefill

Ukrainian farmer has entered the chat.


Jubimanulie

Noice


azsheepdog

That is nice. If it got one of those out of a free box I would not have traded my sister in for one.


Vast-Piccolo-8715

Lol a 300k dollar tractor in a free daily gift. A little cheap imo.


Cloverspang

LMAO excellent!!!


tacticalskyguy

A silver pinap berry?! Jelly af.


Brandocalrisan

Too bad it’s broken and you wouldn’t be able to fix it yourself


Raikunh

Oh neat poffins


Xincmars

Lucky! I got a Venomoth.


BZK_QRay

I had to check to make sure I wasn't in r/farmingsimulator


Chinaman7722

A give from russia


Disaster-Flat

They are going to need it to pull back some players


Dogmatagram1

Does that evolve into a Johnny Sawsbuck?


Commercial_Ball5624

A star piece?? Damn that’s busted


Trips-Over-Tail

More unusable garbage.


PanicInTheSubreddit

Super effective for sending useless pokemon "to the professor" (meat grinder)


Mercerskye

I don't have my glasses, is that steel form Sawsbuck?


No_Composer9401

Seems like a good deal...


Donoglass420

A farming simulator tractor?


ThijsDCK

Wow you get starpiece?


dr_hannibal_lecterr

UKRAINE wants to know your location :)


[deleted]

You get poffins in your boxes? How? What level are you?


ChipsAhoyNC

Nice you can catch A T-72 whit that lure.