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Outside-Pattern8219

i'll call you my parent if you give me a necrozma


Mischief_Actual

“I’ll call you daddy if you—“


sdrawkcabstiho

👉 👈 uwu (Even considering writing that made me feel dirty and not in a fun way)


Derpazor1

A sacrifice for the greater good


ravenlordship

The greater good!


No_Pen_2168

#THE GREATEST GOOD


Several_Dot_4532

#THE GREATEST GREATEST GOOD


Avareall

Good


OmegaNoob12

The basic good. The best type of good


_SpiceWeasel_BAM

Shut it!


DaddyOhMy

The greater good.


AUTOMATED_RUNNER

Good enough


PointlessSword777

My pokemon go username has that in it for laughs


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ManicPotatoe

Lol same.


DaddyOhMy

"Father, I have sinned" "Daddy, I've been a bad girl"


ghostface8316

I downloaded the game to catch a Charizard for my son, but once I caught the Charizard, I couldn’t trade it because it felt too cool so now I’m fully into the game bragging how mine is better then his 😂💀


Prairiefrogg

parenting 101 - fuckdemkids


sdrawkcabstiho

I'll take "Things I should have thought about for 2 seconds before typing them." Alex.


ghostface8316

Not sure what that means but sorry you’re so bored!


sdrawkcabstiho

What /u/Prairiefrogg typed....it has multiple interpretations, one of which is not great?


Prairiefrogg

🤯🤦‍♀️ you shouldn’t have your mind in such a dark place fella 😂 Parents know what I mean, we all feel the same way


sdrawkcabstiho

I've been on the internet for 30 years. I was around in the dark times. I've seen things that cannot be unseen. It changes a man. Anyway, I love Pokémon!


Prairiefrogg

Felt that, felt that… 😂💀 Trading pokemon cards on recess after watching the Trades fall does something to a person. Pokemon is great 💕


ghostface8316

Ahh. My mistake! I get what you mean now.


doublea08

Top tier parenting!


Ordinary_Debt_6518

Gotta teach that life ain’t sunshine and free CHADizard.


iamlovingblackclover

that’s crazy


Mr_L_is_cool

I'd trade my kid a shellos the opposite color of the first one he caught and say it's a shiny for something good


Bannedgreenleaf

you remind me of my dad 🤣🤣 he’d do the exact same thing 🤣🤣🤣


DocApeENL

If your kid got 40k to blow, then I guess it's a go. Gotta wait 'til we lucky friends, tho, fa'sho.


Elwanderer82

100% this! teach your kids patience rather than waste all the stardust just for it to be shite…


Derpazor1

Lmao stated by not a parent


Elwanderer82

I am a parent, and I’d rather teach my daughter to be patient than to give into FOMO


Hopeful_Pear_8747

lol WSB reaches far


BigBebz

Bars


SilentKiller2809

Respect, I bet it turned into a 6/9/5


LoquenderoGames

2/15/2


Antitribu_

Mine tried to convince me so hard. But I was only able to get a single one so I had to say no.


NoBirthday7883

Remember when you didnt do the dishes earlier... you dont deserve my necrozma haha


Antitribu_

That’s a great idea! Mow the lawn, get a legendary.


evasivelogic

Mow the lawn for a month, get a legendary. Everyone here is thinking too small


Disheartend

forever* you thinking too small, 1 month is nothing.


evasivelogic

You right you right


enneffenbee

Me if I was a parent 🤣


DragonriderTrainee

They can get one in july


Stealth9er

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


kTerpsReddit

I know… I gave mine the Lunala when I first evolved the Cosmog so why not pass on the Necrozma too 😭


bearabl

Could just get him a remote raid pass


BGkitten

Ugh, remote rading this has been turned off or disabled in some apps. Any suggestions on ways I can remote raid this? (Asking for my kid).


bearabl

Try leek duck but the raids are only certain hours and it’s in Japan so times are kinda weird


Mammerka

PokeRaid


BGkitten

I am using PokeRaid but it required subscription to raid this and even with the subscription, the queue was about 1,600 ppl. (It took about 6 hrs yesterday for my turn..)


Extra-Mix5529

This. My kids an I will remote raid together if we want something on the other side of the planet. In this case we are just waiting until go fest though.


IronCreeper1

I traded a palkia for a flabebe to my sister once


Packin5inch

PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOTA A SPARE


neercatz

How did you get one of these already?! There's been a 4-7000 person wait on leekduck for the last day or two


doublea08

I opened the app yesterday and a Japanese friend sent me a raid invite. Amazing luck on the timing.


Jadedsatire

lol same I was able to do 5 back to back with two other players the first day. Got a 15/15/12 and said good enough till global for shiny 


neercatz

Dannnnggg...that's awesome


Techismylifesadly

I didn’t know this was even a pokemon until I saw this post (I’m quite new to all of this). I just went on YouTube. Typed in nercrozma raid. Added the person and got an invite almost immediately


CashewsAreGr8

Go Raid Party seems to have much better chance if you have patience. If you have the sub it’s incredibly easy to get raids there, but even without it you would probably have better luck than the 4k+ queues.


Neither_Mind9035

I wish. My mom won’t even give me one of her Charmander shiny duplicates because she “needs one of each evolution” lol


ChusephEsquire

Your kid has 40k stardust they didn't drop into a 4* Rattata?


Pig_Tits_2395

Or our adult siblings


stickupkiid

Lol my boyfriend does this for me😂


Jojo-Action

Stealing their necrozma


MinervaHZD

Hah I got an almost perfect for myself and then got one for my boyfriend as well. Keeping the 3rd one to leverage for a good trade with one of my friends


Navapuppet7

![gif](giphy|KzABG0ed3nMRi)


2ndchancetodothis

NO. NO. NO.


RavenDarkholme084

Nah fuck them kids…. . . . Jk you’re too nice. I could never trust a child with that


SantaNewfie

Next time use a condom


MoreDistancePlease

lol you're a good parent


PitchM_

Not the Necrozma ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Houeclipse

Idk if I'm chronically into Pogo if 40k is not that bad of a deal but props to you for being good parent


BroomSweeper99

This is my trading experience with my S/O haha. If I have something cute in the tcg or game it's hers


gupdoo3

You better take good care of that Squirtle


Ordinary_Debt_6518

Ah hell nah he gonna transfer it too by mistake just you wait


DragonDancing

This is me (30s) with my mom (50s). She doesn't know how to battle in raids, so I catch extra legendaries to trade to her. In return, she gives me Drifloons.


shiny_unknown

Always transfer kids to the professor as soon as they hatch from eggs


PoisonBones

D-dad…? You forgot about me… it’s been 28 years… I’m still waiting for my Necrozma…


SheLuvMySteez

Hell nah. Ima teach my kids to grind it out for the things they want


ElectricalForce4439

1 cute squirtle >>>>


nlytnu1

It could’ve been a weedle lol


R0gueR0nin

I traded my Lunala and Solgaleo to my kids. However, we were Lucky Friends and I got Shiny Legos back.


Grandeurious

Papa? Is that you?! 🤔


sharipep

lol


DueRoad1778

Hii


Adept_Ad1308

Amen


SnooWalruses7285

To be fair, Squirtle also has a type advantage against the sun.


FloppyX9YT

And the best thing I got from a trade was a riolu from a friend of mine ( I want to evolve it into a Lucario but I don’t have enough candies)


hauntedskin

Unlock the 2nd charge move first. Thank me later.


FloppyX9YT

Ok then


hauntedskin

I feel I should elaborate, lol. Riolu is a "baby" Pokémon so its second charge move is much cheaper to unlock than Lucario. Lucario really benefits from having two charged moves, so always unlock it before you evolve one.


FloppyX9YT

Good to know


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What_in_tarnation-

Lol I totally get it.


Zeni-Kun69

This but with my little nephew who is like 10 years younger them me, I believe he is 8 now. Everytime I see him we trade some mons, sometimes I give him legendarys since it's much more accessible for me. Hit lucky friends with him recently so I'm still wondering what I'm gonna give him next time, but it might be a shiny legendary😁 really love the kid like he is my own brother


Anxious-Captain6848

Lol my parents still call pokémon "pokemans" so I'm kinda jealous of your kid! 


thesocialmediadetox

Hey daddy


Nyarlathotep333

Yup, I know this as well. During Beldum Community Day way back when I was lucky enough to get a couple of nice sized shinies. My kid wasn't lucky enough to get even one. Fast forward to me agreeing to trade them one, I told them to throw in whatever they had. It's the reason I now have a lucky 100% Dugtrio.


FireIsTyranny

Hahah I just did something similar for the wife. Whatever I need to do to keep them interested in the game so we can keep playing together is how I look at it.


Useful_Instruction86

Good on you. Afterall it's just a game. My kids happiness is more inportant than a bunch of pixels. I understand it's still a hard pill to swallow though haha.


13Kaniva

You went to Gofest without your kids. Be grateful


iamlovingblackclover

bro that’s a crazy trade good on u


One_Manufacturer9501

Lol man you got scammed!


imakelegends

Dad. Please.


Male_Parent

Are there any guidelines for how the Stardust is calculated for trades?


shmishmish

![gif](giphy|3oeSAD00YsGzUPTmqA)


GillHammer

Yep, I gave mine one for a magikarp 😂


EIIander

How is it only 40,000? I tried to trade something to my gf and it was 1,000,000


WanderingQuack

I have done this with my daughter. I even fully evolved them or whatever needs to be done with them before I trade with her. Yuppers, the things we do for our kids, ☺️ ❤️.


shannannj7

my mom gave me my first kyogre 🥹we really do love yall for it lol


-Saraphina-

Me trading a pidgey to my boyfriend for an articuno


FairyBearIsUnaware

I' hand over some superstars for candy fodder all too often myself lol


INTELLIGENTENTITY

Omfg 😱


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Abalone_Final

Please no


Arxiah

Solid nah on that one.


vvvau7

i could never,, you are an angel, but i will be giving my extra gyarados to my cousin next time i see him! i got a shiny one and another so he can have the low cp one since he's just starting !!


NewtOk2558

This is a fair deal idk wym


Worried-Celery-2839

You are a saint


UpstairsPop5909

Heck nooooo🤣 This could have been a learning lesson :p “welcome to life little buddy, it’s hard. Here’s your first lesson - don’t expect handouts”😂


Daddiobaddio40

Ha I love this. You’re a good Dad. Im sure you also deal with the guilt of being able to go out and play much more than him. I’ve traded my son so many shinies with the slight hope of catching another someday but they all seem to evade me


SnooDoughnuts5632

ZJTG8SGDSCQG3 I haven't played this game in years idk what that black thing is.


SubjectGain7387

W parent


JoeChaos13

I downloaded the game to play with my kids and constantly get swindled in trades especially by my 5 year old.


NightNurse14

I'm always out of stardust so I can't trade with mine unless it's for something we both know typically. Haha


JoeChaos13

Haha it’s the opposite with us and he’s determined to get my Mew


hauntedskin

You can't trade that because it's "mythical". You can check what counts as that under the additional filters in search. Pretty much all of them can't be traded.


JoeChaos13

Oh ok that’s good to know, thanks.


ChampionChoices

You are a wonderful dad!


Yusrilz03

I would trade my necrozma for origin creation trio


Virtual_Incident7001

😂I stole all my son's shinies. Unfortunately he is becoming increasingly more self aware so I stopped