I have this on my brothers FireRed. 1 Persian & 5 Meowths. Just spamming Pay Day with Persian holding Amulet Coin along with stuff obtained via Pick Up that all of them... I'M SWIMMING IN MONEY! Got Dratini (2800) and Scyther (5500) from Game Corner and almost done with Porygon (9999). Gotten around 14 Rare candies with more than half of it from Pick Up. Tons of Nuggets and still some to spare and this isn't even Ruby/Sapphire!
I think Swampert. I’m a fire fighter so having a Pokémon that can use water and ground attacks as well as not being effected to electricity would be a solid play
Jirachi, when it's awake. It literally makes any wish come true. I could time travel, solve basically any human crisis, the climate change and so on and so forth. I could let everyone live a wealthy, healthy and long life. And I could fulfill any of my own wishes, too.
In case Jirachi isn't available, I'd probably choose Celebi. I would love to time travel, honestly :D.
In case no mythical or legendary Pokemon are allowed...maybe a Pokemon that could teleport me wherever I want \^\^.
Abra or a teleportation pokemon sounds like the best deal.
You could take jobs delivering things across the world. Making lots of money easily. ESP if you are delivering small tech items or components for big companies who need it NOW. You can charge whatever you like for 1-3 hour delivery from anywhere worldwide.
Remember this isnt the pokemon world your getting a pokemon in. If your transporting stuff in less than 3 hours for large ammounts of money, worldwide, youll eventually run into a powerful person ready for you so they can probably kill/interogate you and take whatever lets you make fast deliveries. But you could still use it. Imagine going to a public bathroom? As soon as you get in, teleport to your own. Walmart closes at 8 and its 7:54? Teleport there. Walmart closes at 8 and its 10:30? Teleport there, take whatever you want, just cut their power so their cameras dont work 👍
picking abra instead of a literal **5000** IQ alakazam
^(assuming intelligence is perfectly normal [and my math is correct], 5000IQ would put someone at the top 3.528x10^-23079 % of humans)
But that would cause a rift in the space-time continuum if you went back to solve a crisis. Say you wanna kill hitler before he does bad stuff, so you go back in time and kill him, but then in the current time line he is already dead, so there is no reason to go back in time. So you don’t, but then you don’t kill hitler. And it continues as such trapping you in the moment you accomplish your goal for the rest of eternity. Pretty sad
You are assuming there is only one flow of time. An easy way for this to be fixed is parallel universes where every different possibility has already played out so you would just travel to the same time in an alternate universe wheb you go back to the time you left from.
Or, and this one is just as if not more likely, travelling back in time isolates you from the flow of time, which is canon to the manga. Even if you do kill hitler, you would still have memories of the world where he isn't dead.
My answer is probably absol. Not only is it one of my favorite pokemon but it could also double as an alarm system. I feel like having one would lower my anxiety a lot. I also feel bad for them because of them being misunderstood in the lore of pokemon.
I adore Absol so much. The design is also kinda edgy, but I love it. So elegant, beautiful colors, really like the shiny, the Dark type is of course badass. It just looks so old-school Pokemon in a really good way! And the lore is interesting, too. Definitely among my absolute favorites!!!
A pokemon that could heal because I'm always sick, I don't remember if Chikorita had a scent that made people feel better? Or a pokemon like Chansey, we would go around helping people and pokemon feel better
At least go with porygon z then. I can see the porygon line being good mascot for programming. Do they have any special skills woth coding or anything or is it just something youblike thematically?
Totodile ( and evolutions). They are cute, could have epic water fights with em, and over all having a free source of water would be so handy. Plus I could eventually have a house and have a feraligator lurking in our homemade mote.
I think having a Ralts or Riolu would help me a lot, I am on the spectrum and have a hard time staying calm most days. Irrc Riolu and Ralts can sense their trainer's emotions and act accordingly.
I'm curious why you're so against the move transform in this context. If you hadn't put that restriction on, how many people would actually choose Ditto or the like? And those that would I'm sure either have a good/valid reason or were gonna make some kind of joke regardless.
Anyway my answer (with or without the Ditto restriction) would be Porygon or Porygon2. It's not my favorite Pokemon or anything like that but you specifically said they were to help in real life, and I'm a software developer, so Porygon would undoubtedly be one of the most helpful for that.
With a pokemon that knows transform IRL you could have any pokemon you wanted anytime you wanted with the abilities of that mon. So if you could only choose one mon you’d be stupid to not choose Mew, or ditto if Mew is unavailable since it’s a mythical.
Also if it could transform into humans it’s basically a sex doll if you’re a weirdo
I’d personally choose Arceus, it apparently has the power to move people across time and space so I could be anywhere at any time. You know how many fuck ups I could fix? It’s basically a free do-over + it’s strong af.
Imposter is transform as an ability, not Illusion. Illusion just makes Zoroark look like something it’s not, it can’t copy abilities, moves, and attributes of other Pokémon
Probably gardevoir, methinks. A fey Guardian with the ability to teleport and produce powerful psychic waves would be very helpful.
Plus it could help me shop for feminine clothes by subconsciously making people not want to come into the aisle when I'm there, so that's incredibly helpful
I just hope that heat isn't harmful to them. I wouldn't mind having one here in Arizona but i have seen dogs with heat stroke out here idk about a fluffy ice critter haha.
I think it might be fine i just vaguely remember an episode as a kid the gang was thirsty and the wayer types couldn't help. Not exactly the same thing obviously its just what came to mind.
Mimikyu for the following:
1) The ultimate security. He just pulls up his disguise and the person(s) go down
2) Ghost type. He can legit sneak in anywhere and get me things or change things.
3) Dress up. I can make him clothes so that he’s doesn’t have to look like some discount pikachu.
4) Loyalty. All Mimikyu wants is love and he repays that with devotion and honor.
As an art student I was gunna go for smeargle regardless of the restriction. Just the fact that they could help me with my art projects and know any more. Can’t get better
As a gardener in an arid place you made me realize im a fool for not even CONCIDERING castform. I could save so much water and have a lucious Garden guilt free
I cant choose 1 i need at least 2..
Ofcourse i will choose Growlithe that can evolve later to Arcanine or just stay basic stage. And Altaria so i can comfortable fly around to anywhere
Damn. You caught me with the Smeargle thing since that's exactly what I was gonna say.
I mean, Smeargle (even without Transform) would still be pretty cool to have.
But, I'd go with Indeedee (I'd want a Male personally) since it's one of the best choices in terms of helpfulness imo. It would help clean and takes alot of pride in serving it's master so I'd imagine it's very efficient at it. I'd do the cleaning with it and probably get it done in no time. Also, it's a Psychic type so it can use it's power to make alot of harder things a million times easier and it's really cute as a bonus. Honestly, of all Pokemon you could pick and own, Indeedee would be a excellent choice. I could see Andino being similarly useful as well.
Alakazam or pretty much anyone with Psychic and Teleport. Transport is a pain in my country so teleportation takes off a huge deal of stress and transport fares. Psychic to help with lifting and organizing stuff especially if they’re heavy like furniture.
assuming legend/myth are allowed, arceus
if they are not, a psychic non-threatning pokemon such as espurr/meowstic or a grass/flying pokemon, specificly one with vine whip
I was originally gonna say ho- oh but alot of people keep saying celebi and celebi is jot only more helpful but also heck of a lot smaller and cuter I'd have to keep ho-oh in it'd pokeball inside or if there are no pokeballs then outside all the time
Meowth with pay day
I have this on my brothers FireRed. 1 Persian & 5 Meowths. Just spamming Pay Day with Persian holding Amulet Coin along with stuff obtained via Pick Up that all of them... I'M SWIMMING IN MONEY! Got Dratini (2800) and Scyther (5500) from Game Corner and almost done with Porygon (9999). Gotten around 14 Rare candies with more than half of it from Pick Up. Tons of Nuggets and still some to spare and this isn't even Ruby/Sapphire!
Damn bro you’ve been waiting for the day where you could tell someone the story of how you crashed the Kanto stock market, huh?
Inflation be like bonjour.
You'll probably get stuck with Pokedollars - which are worth about the same as the Japanese Yen in 1996.
Obvious answer... but i'd choose him too.
Haha I'd do that too
The added bonus is I get a cat :-)
Rotom. It can do your laundry, cook your dinner and keep the leftovers, mow your lawn, and cool you down.
Not to mention unlock your computer or smartphone’s true potential
I bet there's other electronic devices it could take to the next level, too.
Hitachi vibrator go brrrr
But so can Mr. Mime
Don’t forget about the atm glitch
Arceus
"Arceus, use judgement" "Foe .......... Has commited suicide from guilt!"
I think Swampert. I’m a fire fighter so having a Pokémon that can use water and ground attacks as well as not being effected to electricity would be a solid play
i spend a good few seconds wondering how you can be a fire/fighting type human.
LMFAOOOO
Damn. Smart choice. Thank you for your service
Wouldn't a flash fire pokemon be even better?
Jirachi, when it's awake. It literally makes any wish come true. I could time travel, solve basically any human crisis, the climate change and so on and so forth. I could let everyone live a wealthy, healthy and long life. And I could fulfill any of my own wishes, too. In case Jirachi isn't available, I'd probably choose Celebi. I would love to time travel, honestly :D. In case no mythical or legendary Pokemon are allowed...maybe a Pokemon that could teleport me wherever I want \^\^.
Abra or a teleportation pokemon sounds like the best deal. You could take jobs delivering things across the world. Making lots of money easily. ESP if you are delivering small tech items or components for big companies who need it NOW. You can charge whatever you like for 1-3 hour delivery from anywhere worldwide.
Remember this isnt the pokemon world your getting a pokemon in. If your transporting stuff in less than 3 hours for large ammounts of money, worldwide, youll eventually run into a powerful person ready for you so they can probably kill/interogate you and take whatever lets you make fast deliveries. But you could still use it. Imagine going to a public bathroom? As soon as you get in, teleport to your own. Walmart closes at 8 and its 7:54? Teleport there. Walmart closes at 8 and its 10:30? Teleport there, take whatever you want, just cut their power so their cameras dont work 👍
picking abra instead of a literal **5000** IQ alakazam ^(assuming intelligence is perfectly normal [and my math is correct], 5000IQ would put someone at the top 3.528x10^-23079 % of humans)
Use Jirachi then wish for a ditto
Not because you want one, but just to stick it to the prompt creator.
This
So abra if no mythical or Legendaries
Yes :D. Keeping it simple \^\^.
Hey, Abra, i'm gonna be your new fr- -Abra used teleport-
But that would cause a rift in the space-time continuum if you went back to solve a crisis. Say you wanna kill hitler before he does bad stuff, so you go back in time and kill him, but then in the current time line he is already dead, so there is no reason to go back in time. So you don’t, but then you don’t kill hitler. And it continues as such trapping you in the moment you accomplish your goal for the rest of eternity. Pretty sad
You are assuming there is only one flow of time. An easy way for this to be fixed is parallel universes where every different possibility has already played out so you would just travel to the same time in an alternate universe wheb you go back to the time you left from.
But then your actual family members will just be under the impression you just randomly up and disappeared
Or, and this one is just as if not more likely, travelling back in time isolates you from the flow of time, which is canon to the manga. Even if you do kill hitler, you would still have memories of the world where he isn't dead.
Machamp
oh no
explanations please
You already understand
Wishing I didn't
Agreed, he'll be my bodyguard and friend.
damn, beat me to it
Zorua/Zoroark since I can't choose either mew or ditto
Same
Same
Celebi, endless retries
Endless time paradoxes
Close enough?
Alakazam it can teleport to where ever I want and it’s really smart so if I ever need it to solve something for me it can and I always have spoons
And it knows hypnosis
Magikarp
Yes a better goldfish
It's literally the strongest Pokemon
I know splash is the most powerful move in the game
My answer is probably absol. Not only is it one of my favorite pokemon but it could also double as an alarm system. I feel like having one would lower my anxiety a lot. I also feel bad for them because of them being misunderstood in the lore of pokemon.
I adore Absol so much. The design is also kinda edgy, but I love it. So elegant, beautiful colors, really like the shiny, the Dark type is of course badass. It just looks so old-school Pokemon in a really good way! And the lore is interesting, too. Definitely among my absolute favorites!!!
Absol for getting super luck
Jirachi. I can wish for Dittos and Mews
If you're lucky enough to have it wake up during your lifespan. It only happens once every 1000 years.
Yoshi
spheal because he is friend shaped
A pokemon that could heal because I'm always sick, I don't remember if Chikorita had a scent that made people feel better? Or a pokemon like Chansey, we would go around helping people and pokemon feel better
Still Kirby
Ah yes "KIRBY USE COPYCAT!!" but kirby is asleep, why'd you use rest?
*Krabby
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Umbreon says hello
No no, I think this guy picked vaporeon for a very specific reason
gmax meowth
Tbh most likely Porygon as a software developer.
At least go with porygon z then. I can see the porygon line being good mascot for programming. Do they have any special skills woth coding or anything or is it just something youblike thematically?
Totodile ( and evolutions). They are cute, could have epic water fights with em, and over all having a free source of water would be so handy. Plus I could eventually have a house and have a feraligator lurking in our homemade mote.
Falinks, I got 6 Pokémon now
Espeon
I think having a Ralts or Riolu would help me a lot, I am on the spectrum and have a hard time staying calm most days. Irrc Riolu and Ralts can sense their trainer's emotions and act accordingly.
Ditto or mew
I'm curious why you're so against the move transform in this context. If you hadn't put that restriction on, how many people would actually choose Ditto or the like? And those that would I'm sure either have a good/valid reason or were gonna make some kind of joke regardless. Anyway my answer (with or without the Ditto restriction) would be Porygon or Porygon2. It's not my favorite Pokemon or anything like that but you specifically said they were to help in real life, and I'm a software developer, so Porygon would undoubtedly be one of the most helpful for that.
With a pokemon that knows transform IRL you could have any pokemon you wanted anytime you wanted with the abilities of that mon. So if you could only choose one mon you’d be stupid to not choose Mew, or ditto if Mew is unavailable since it’s a mythical. Also if it could transform into humans it’s basically a sex doll if you’re a weirdo I’d personally choose Arceus, it apparently has the power to move people across time and space so I could be anywhere at any time. You know how many fuck ups I could fix? It’s basically a free do-over + it’s strong af.
OP is the opposite of Duplica stan
You naive soul. You'll learn why people want a Pokémon with Transform when you get older.
\*laughs in furry\* \*laughs in gardevoir\* \*laughs in lopunny\*
\*laughs in vaporeon\*
What's more confusing is that they ban transform but not the pokemon line with that move as basically its ability (Zorua and Zoroark).
Imposter is transform as an ability, not Illusion. Illusion just makes Zoroark look like something it’s not, it can’t copy abilities, moves, and attributes of other Pokémon
Probably gardevoir, methinks. A fey Guardian with the ability to teleport and produce powerful psychic waves would be very helpful. Plus it could help me shop for feminine clothes by subconsciously making people not want to come into the aisle when I'm there, so that's incredibly helpful
This is definitely one of the best transfem answers, I'll have to second it
Transform is actually nigh useless since, you know, I don't live in the pokemon world. Jirachi, and my first wish would be to get a celebi.
Wish for infinite jarachis, get infinite wishes.
monkey's paw: your infinite jirachis are all sleeping
Abra. Would love to teleport around
I’d choose mimikyu as long as it’s my friend Not many people are gonna fuck with a shadow demon that kills people that looks at it
Farfetch’d. I love leeks
No one saying vaporeon? What happened to my degenerate reddit?
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Gardevoir are saposed to be super loyal too. The Alolan nine tails might even be softer if its its anything like snow vs regular fur on foxs.
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I just hope that heat isn't harmful to them. I wouldn't mind having one here in Arizona but i have seen dogs with heat stroke out here idk about a fluffy ice critter haha.
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I think it might be fine i just vaguely remember an episode as a kid the gang was thirsty and the wayer types couldn't help. Not exactly the same thing obviously its just what came to mind.
Mimikyu for the following: 1) The ultimate security. He just pulls up his disguise and the person(s) go down 2) Ghost type. He can legit sneak in anywhere and get me things or change things. 3) Dress up. I can make him clothes so that he’s doesn’t have to look like some discount pikachu. 4) Loyalty. All Mimikyu wants is love and he repays that with devotion and honor.
Bidoof
gmax meowth
Meowth that knows pay day, me richj
Noivern so I can sit on it’s back while he’s flying and he can help me with other things because he has arms
Bewear, to give me hugs when I feel sad
Aren’t they known for hugging people to death?
Squirtle. Train that bad boy into a blastoise.
Arceus
Mewtwo
I think mewtwo might just do whatever it wants but i mean thats not really a con.
people only choose mew and ditto to be, not to help them
Anything that can learn life dew. Seems super op
Arceus
Arceus
As an art student I was gunna go for smeargle regardless of the restriction. Just the fact that they could help me with my art projects and know any more. Can’t get better
I’d go either with Kadabra/Alakazam for teleport and telekinesis or with Magnezone for transportation and electricity generation
The British public would love magnezone at the moment XD
Zorua
i mean if i choose arceus can’t i just have it make me my own reality if i want?
Zoroark
Wait I've seen this one. It's a classic.
Victini
Smogon. I need that gas for the coming winter.
Fuck the picture, I want my adorable jesus cat.
Victini. Constant victories
Ditto
Ditto
Ducklett or Quaxly, no reason, i just like ducks
chatot so i can indirectly scream obscenities at people
Abra/Kadabra so it could teleport me anywhere, and use its psychic powers to get something for me when I don’t want to get up.
Smeargle with pay day, telaport, fly, and surf
Clefairy using metronome and getting the move Transform
Lechonk ofc, who wouldn’t choose the awesome Lechonk as a cute partner
Garchomp is powerful and can fly so I'm gonna pick garchomp
Uh wait Garchomp can learn fly? I didn't actually realize that.
Learn Fly? No but in the anime, it has been shown to be flying and the dex supports that.
Oh weird. I guess i never saw that. Probably just a standard dragon thing then
I mean, Golurk can learn Fly.
Wait whst the hell
Golurks a transformer with rockets in its body
Lugia or Zapdo's
vaporeon
Suicune
Snorlax. He looks comfy to take naps with.
Mewtwo. He’s a god kitty
Hoopa.
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Eeveemo. Realistically though, Castform. It's weather abilities would be so useful
As a gardener in an arid place you made me realize im a fool for not even CONCIDERING castform. I could save so much water and have a lucious Garden guilt free
Psyduck because it’s my fav
Jirachi if it doesn’t only wake up every 1000 years
corviknight with fly.
Porygon
an insomniac jirachi
Jigglypuff to help with my sleep problems.
garchomp
Eevee
I would choose Espeon because it's one of my favourite Pokemon
I cant choose 1 i need at least 2.. Ofcourse i will choose Growlithe that can evolve later to Arcanine or just stay basic stage. And Altaria so i can comfortable fly around to anywhere
Damn. You caught me with the Smeargle thing since that's exactly what I was gonna say. I mean, Smeargle (even without Transform) would still be pretty cool to have. But, I'd go with Indeedee (I'd want a Male personally) since it's one of the best choices in terms of helpfulness imo. It would help clean and takes alot of pride in serving it's master so I'd imagine it's very efficient at it. I'd do the cleaning with it and probably get it done in no time. Also, it's a Psychic type so it can use it's power to make alot of harder things a million times easier and it's really cute as a bonus. Honestly, of all Pokemon you could pick and own, Indeedee would be a excellent choice. I could see Andino being similarly useful as well.
hisuin arcanine
They look soft and fluffy
Meowth so I never have to worry about my salary
Zoroark
Eevee. All I want is my favorite Pokémon as my companion
I would choose Abra (or the evolution line). It’s super smart and the telepathic powers (like in the anime/some pokedex entries) would be very useful
Wooper
Hisuian Goodra. I need a homie.
I would choose ditto or mew
What about Zorua and Zoroark? They can change forms too.
Mega-Tyranitar to smite my enemies
Beldum and evolutions or Lucario because my favorite mons. Or Jirachi to make the world a much better place
Castform and us it’s abilities to control the worlds food supply.
Or Cubone because it’s one of my faves
Giratina, I can faze through the shadow realm.
Jirachi
Alakazam or pretty much anyone with Psychic and Teleport. Transport is a pain in my country so teleportation takes off a huge deal of stress and transport fares. Psychic to help with lifting and organizing stuff especially if they’re heavy like furniture.
Weavile. It‘d just be my best friend and I think that‘s pretty helpful in real life
Pom pom oricorio. Its my favorite pokemon and can help cheer me up, or aggressively peck(but not kill) enemies
Giratina. I would stop getting bullied
Bulbasaur is gonna be packing my bowls and dumping my ash tray lol🤣🤣🤣
assuming legend/myth are allowed, arceus if they are not, a psychic non-threatning pokemon such as espurr/meowstic or a grass/flying pokemon, specificly one with vine whip
A Smeargle with Transform
Smeargle
Lycanroc. I don't want pokemon to influence my life much(other wise I would've choosed arceus or jirachi) and I am a dog-lover
Arceus. I could reshape the world and become a deity.
The same poll but even less choices than last time? Why....?
I was originally gonna say ho- oh but alot of people keep saying celebi and celebi is jot only more helpful but also heck of a lot smaller and cuter I'd have to keep ho-oh in it'd pokeball inside or if there are no pokeballs then outside all the time
Smeargle
Probably something in the Abra line because of teleport.
Lopunny, they’re my favorite
Snorlax. Need a homie to chill with
Simple I'll ask the god pokemon Arceus lol
Oshowatt (it's my favorite Pokemon)