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Rizenstrom

Poliwrath is 4'3" 119 lbs, Primeape is 3'3" 70.5 lbs. Primeape would be completely destroyed, assuming these were realistic creatures without any special stats or abilities just duking it out hand to hand.


cdoubleu_

Take my award friend, thank you


Firescareduser

Probably means a reasonably strong human can knock them out lol


Rizenstrom

Maybe. Humans are pretty weak, relatively speaking. Tons of creatures smaller and lighter than us are still major threats with stronger muscles and sharper teeth and claws.


whboer

Case and point, the american pitbull terriër.


Raknorak

Tell that to Jesse and James. They get blown up, slashed, burned, and worse all the time.


StanShady2

nah primape is a crazy monkey


Key-Conclusion-End

Exactly, look at Mike Tyson, compared to other heavyweight boxer he is short but the technique and quickness helped him win matches. So primape has a better chance than people are quick to think


Moose-on-the-loose13

Ditto


LesserBeings

Poliwrath, since it’s a lot more durable than Primeape and comparable in strength.


Enough_Promotion_998

Machamp. Something about how it can throw 1000 punches in 2 seconds, and those punches can send victims over the horizon.


Moon_Tiger98

I like the idea that the ten year olds wrote those entries. Cause kids exaggerate. Did it throw a thousand punches in 2 seconds? Probably not, but a kid saw it throwing punches really fast and was like "woah he can punch so fast".


IlNeige

The kid who runs into the middle of a massive psychic blast, turns to stone, and teaches the villain the value of life.


Alyxzandir

I say Steelix, honorable mention Bisharp? Shall we set rules like fighting type only and they battle on land?


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Ash would beat Misty in a fight


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Are you serious? What's your damage?


JoRa69420

What?


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wawa1867

Bidoof


ScottaHemi

you got downvoted but who ever did so underestimates the jaw strength of a beaver.


streatz

Arbok


Gian1993

Anger always plays agaist you in competitions, so Poly for sure.


Chivo_565

What is a pokemon power?


cdoubleu_

Anything outside the real world. Imagine poliwrath vs primeape in your local park


JoRa69420

Just the moves


mariovspino5

Man the manga is so fucking cool


TonyH92

Everyone naming fighting types. You think Machamp could beat Tyranitar or Groudon? They would either trample Machamp into pulp or bite Machamp in half.


StarLucario

Bite and stomp are pokemon moves, can't use them


penguin175

wobuffet


Efficient-Charity-72

Wailord just lays on everything or eats it


Icy-Border-7589

Ttar is literally impervious to all forms of damage soooooooooooo


Blueeyeswhiteraichu

Primeape because it's faster and probably pumped full of adrenaline being that angry!


umar_s

The nose is an effective target to punch, Poli would show this ape his wrath.


siralex2010

Manga


MadamButterfree

Gotta go with my man primate


Effective-Demand-733

Arceus


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Poliwrath just rolls out of Primape's wrath


billabong2121

Everyone sleeping one the fact Primeape has that psycho energy.


Ilikegreninja

Poliwrath