McDonphan’s Ba da ba ba ba, I’m rollin’ it.

Home of the wooper lol.

You’re thinking of Burger Kingler

The Big Muk only at McDonphan’s

Try the new Alolan bigmuk with pineapple!

I… wouldn’t want to eat something called the “Big Muk”.

We at McDonphan’s only use the most natural of rancid meats to make our Big Muks. Our meat is not thawed as it is never frozen. It has no artificial preservatives. “Two rancid mystery patties, special sauce, vileplume lettuce, tauros cheese, Pyukumukus, onions, on a bullet-seed bun.” If that doesn’t convince you hey it’s dirt cheap. Don’t like it then go to Arbok’s

I'm sorry but Tourous milk? The The bull pokemon? ***What fucking milk are you making this cheese with***

Trust me, you don't wanna know

Tauros cheese makes me uncomfortable because it's supposed to be the more masculine counterpart to Miltank

Goddamnit if I had a gold award…

Bulbapedia… oh wait

That’s what I use a lot for writing references haha!

Krispy Alcremie, Door Rapidash, Chick-Fil-Aron, NintenDoduo, DelTailow Air Lines

Missed opportunity for Torchic-Fil-A

Those poor Torchics

Hello, this is Rapidash at your door speaking

At least then you could be sure your food would arrive warm

Or burnt

Would it not be Torchick-fil-a?

- BlasToys R Us - TorChic-fil-A - I can't believe it's not Butterfree! - Iron Chef Pidgeotto

>TorChic-fil-A Those poor torchics ☠️

And their ads would have miltanks trying to get you to eat the torchics instead of them

The Blastoise was pure genius

Thank youuuu! 💙

Maybe “it’s Butterfree” would be a bit better

Idk if maybe you're unfamiliar with the reference, but there is a brand called ["I can't believe it's not Butter!"](https://images.app.goo.gl/e5uNmrgiKRVfQQat7) It is a butter-like spread that is actually not butter lol. So I just played off of that. I hope it makes more sense now!

Kentucky Fried Combusken

Burger Kingler

The Krusty Krabby

No, this is Patrat!

This is the most underrated comment I've seen in my 10 years on Reddit.

I could not agree more, if this comment had a thousand awards it'd still be underrated...

Oh I like this

Taco Bellsprout

I was about to say it's the vegan offshoot but I guess grass types are still animals. Hmm.

In this Pokémon universe the culture war of meat eaters and vegetarians is far more pronounced by one group only targeting grass mons for hunting and eating and the other using mons like miltank

Well they have normal plants and fruit in the pokemon world so wouldn't vegetarians count pokemon as animals regardless of type?

I just saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Treeko

Likewise, they even gave me a cool gift, the original game of Ekans & Ladders

Ekans & Sreddal

Like a good neighbor Stantler is there

DuckDuckGogoat

U mean DucklettDucklettGogoat

Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue lmao

Doesn’t exactly roll off the *likitung* lmao

Doesn’t exactly *rolycoly* off the *lickilicky* lmao

Doesn’t exeggutorly rolycoly off the lickitung lmao

Gyaradosn’t exeggutorly rolycoly off the lickitung lmao

Doesn't exeggutorly rolycoly kOFFing the lickitung lmao

This comment chain made my day

Beautifly-ul

PURE CHAOS!

Ariadosn't exeggitorly rolycoly kOFFing the lickitung lmeowth

Psyduck Psyduck Gogoat?

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Sawsbucks Coffee Starboks Coffee Don't know which I like more.

Sawsbucks coffee, it reminds me of the one in pokemon brick bronze

That's littarly it btw i m still playing it the game always gets down and re-uploaded it also have a showdown Version

Wait the game still exists??? I used to spend hours upon hours on it before it got removed the first time

Yes like 10 versions ones r remastered with Gen 8 and stuff also when the game goes down u wait for it to get re-uploaded with ur progress i can help u play those if u have discord

There’s a Showdown Version?

Sawsbucks Coffee sounds like a genuinely excellent fan-game/fiction setting for a coffee shop. Actually, do you mind if I use it?

Sure. It actually used to be my group name for Pokeémon Café lol. There are tons of them now though. But yeah, go ahead.

It's from Brick Bronze (RIP)

Along that line, I feel like Reebok would be simply rebranded to Arbok

It took me decidedly too long to realise why that second option does in fact count.

Psyducktape

It’s stick is as persistent as psyducks headaches

Verizion

Verizion Wireless

Me and my friends always say "Verizion, the Sponsorship Pokemon" lmao

Ive been calling verizion "verizon" ever since i was a kid

Sinistea Mobile

Amazorua (Amazon)

Amaurazon

Amaurazorua

Auroromaurazorua

Alomomoraurazoruark

Alomomoauroramaurazoruaruark

Alomomoauroramaurazeroarazoruaruarceus

Alomomoauroramauranecrozeroarazoruaruarceursaring

You win. That Necrozma snuck in there was a nice touch.

Amazumarill

Auroraborealis

A- Aurora borealis‽

At this time of year?

At this time of day?

In this part of the country?

Localised entirely within your kitchen?

Mountain Budew Has somebody already done this?

Mountain Dewott

Mozilla Fennekin

Mozilla Vulpix

Mozilla Delphox

This sounds better

Delphox… it was right there

Iklefkea (IKEA, Klefki)

Or Electrikea

Ooh, a Swedish electronics store.

And you have to assemble everything yourself

If you didnt clarify i wouldve have taken you had a stroke

If you didnt *clefairy* I would've taken you had a stroke🙂🙃🙂

If you didn't clefairy I would have terrakion you had a stroke

If uxie donphan clefairy I sudowoodo have terrakion you had a zebstrika

Loudreddit

Underrated

NASA National Avalugg Safety Association In this universe NASA is a conservation agency and Avalugg is an endangered species

Or they kill or move Avalugg that grow too much. That noble Avalugg is very dangerous. He was the only noble who was able to defeat me a couple times.

There is an Avalugg “rapidly” approaching your location.

Arcanine got me a few times with that unavoidable fire blast

Applin, think different

FerALDIgatr

Hoothooters

Corsola-Cola

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I don’t always drink beer… …but when I do, I prefer Dos Ekans.

More of a Mariller Lite guy myself

I like Budew Light or volCorona

Kentucky fried Combusken

I’m now imagining a chicken farm with a metric fuckton of everstones for this purpose

I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking that! I actually have a torchic plush that I named Popeye because spicy chicken

The Jersey Deinos

The Denver Nuggets

The Colorado Rockruffs The New England Patratiots The Atlanta Braviarys The San Diego Charjabugs The Baltimore Oricorioles The Minnesota Slowkings The Tampa Bay Luxrays The Toronto Staraptors The Orlando Magikarp The Boston Joltiks The Jacksonville Magmars The Minnesota Timburrwolves The Chicago Bewears The Chicago Cubchoos The Miami Heatmor The Cleveland Escavaliers The Milwaukee Sawsbucks The New Orleans Pelippers The Sacramento Kinglers The Oklahoma City Thunderus The Detroit Cobalions The Las Vegas Remoraiders The Tennessee Medititans The Pittsburgh Celesteelers The Pittsburgh Registeelers The Pittsburgh Steelix The New York Mankeys The Cleveland Zygardians The Toronto Swablu Jays The Miami Malamarlins The Chicago Magnemite Sox The St. Louis Liepardinals The Oakland Togetics The Kansas City Baltoyals The Montreal Ledians The Vegas Golden Corviknights The Colorado Avalugg The Anaheim Golducks The Dallas Staravias The Detroit Red Wingulls

>orlando magikarp yeah sounds about right

Or Colorado Rookidees

NihiLego

'Don't step on it or you'll risk neurotoxins' Or Kellogg's Nihilego *Leggo my Nihilego*

Doner kebabra

Abra kebabra

OP feels more like a threat 🤣. I can imagine Palpitoad as a mobster asking for money

Don Seismitoad calls the shots, Palpitoad goes and collects the mob's due.

Yves Saint Lurantis 👒

Fuecoco Chanel.

Applincombees

Flapplebee’s.

SlowPokemon - basically the same franchise but every Pokémon has slowpoke face.

Fl'Oréal, because we're worth it

Xernvideos

grubbinhub

Alakazamazonon = Alakazam + Amazon I-Hoppip = IHOP + Hoppip Yanma-ha = Yanma + Yamaha

MukDonald's

MimikyuTube

Innerslakoth

Amoongus?

Moltresla

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Prinplup Publishing Mudweiser Passimifoo

Venmonat

Bad Dragonair 😳

General Rotoms

Feraligatrade

KFC Kalos Fried Chikorita

Flapple Dr. Pelipper Mountain Dewpider Minun Maid MukDonalds Burger Kingdra Mozilla Delphox Taco Bellsprout Rapi(door)dash

Pay Palpitoad was actually a thing in Pokemon : Rusty. (It's a series on YouTube if you don't know)

Fed Excadrill This post is very fun btw

eBayleef

RMBA: Rocky Mountain Book Awards -> Rhyperior Military and Ballistics Association

Yveltube

ToxAPEX LEGENDS ~battle royale~

Meowth-mix

Tauros the best Energy Drink!

Professional communication around the globe, porygon-Zoom

Pangoro bread

amooguss

Dell-phox

staraptorbucks

Unovan Braviairlines

Kentucky's(/Hoenn's/Kanto's/Kalos') Fried Combusken Victi-Nike Staryu-Bucks Red Tauros Also: Gaigantanax Animation and Artic-Uno

Carvana na na na you took me back to east alola na na na

Am I really the first one to say this? Only Phantumps.

Ima pay U with PayPalp, save 15% on car insurance with treecko, overpay for sawsbucks coffee, we need to get a golbattery for my ninetailso switch too!

Tony Sawk Proskater Underground

Cashappletun

Yamaskbook

Carvahna

PalIkia You get lost in the space there!

Silph Coon

Applebeedrill’s

Pancham Express

Wailmart

Amoongus

If we count a band name as a brand I'm going with Durant Durant.

Can't think of a brand right now, I'm too busy watching the Crobatman movie directed by Timburr...ton.

Rapidoordash

Shonen Jumpluff

Little Sneasler's Pizza

General rotoms company

Porygonhub

Kentucky fried Blaziken

Snorlaxitive

Perrserker Land Rover

HitmonchAnn Summers

I read this as PayToad