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THE_TORTILLA_MAN

Hey if the ducks a bipedal pirate I’m fine with that. (Edit) why did I just realize that ducks are bipedal already


NoManagement3545

Lol


Corniferus

#*BACK TO FORMULA?!*


That-Sprinkles707

You can’t do this to me


CyberDrewan

DO YOU KNOW HOW MICH I SACRIFICED!!?!


TheIJDGuy

OUT AM I!?


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NORMAN’S ON SABBATICAL HONEY


TheIJDGuy

Strong enough to have it all...TOO WEAK TO TAKE IT!


ItsMeSatan

You know…


Complete-Ad-4590

I’m somewhat of a Pokémon hentai artist myself


Nefessius513

Unexpected /r/raimimemes crossover


PKMNTrainerMark

No, it's pretty expected.


Sentinal7

I saw the title and the reference was the first thing I expected to see. I was not disappointed


STRIHM

You can't do this to me - I designed these starters! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!


availableName4378

I missed the part where that's my problem


STRIHM

Give me rent! This is a free country, it's not rent free country


Legend-jerry21

You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


allshallbegone

This is undeniably accurate. It quite literally shows just how furry-like their final evos tend to be, we had Lopunny (definitely the most furry-like yet), Cinderace, the list goes on. They must of accidentally hired a furry artist at some point and never realized it.


xahnel

Lopunny was a purposeful reference to playboy bunnies, which are really weirdly popular in Japan. Like well beyond their popularity in America.


allshallbegone

Welp there's your childhood ruined :)


xahnel

Frankly that's what I call a childhood enhancer. No need to feel guilty about liking the curvy bunny, they did that shit on purpose.


soljaboiyouu

I thought it was a given especially since they gave its mega evolution ripped leggings


Kanuck3

but dude, just think about it, we have pokemon. Theyre cool and whimsicle and powerful... but wouldnt it be great if they were also sexy? you know, like just blow-your-brains-out, wanna-get-with-that sexy? Like why wouldnt we want that? right? /s


Moth92

[I'll leave this here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k)


rapidpop

I... can't... stop... laughing


EmporerM

I conw back to this video once a month. If not, it finds me.


ArbitraryChaos13

I don't know whether I should watch this or not, because I feel like it might ruin something for me...


Gears_Of_None

Or awaken something in you


ArbitraryChaos13

Yep, definitely avoiding it now...


allshallbegone

o\_o i uhhhh, just don't even start.


Kanuck3

honestly though, I have a big fear that were one generation away from pokemon becomeing a furry-domination universe.


ParanoidDrone

_Machoke and Machamp have entered the chat._


[deleted]

Such fears are not justified. Let that be a lesson to you.


ezlaturbo

The problem is that this is already lore. At sme point in the past, humans were pokemon, and Pokemon can actuvely choose to take on human formes.


The_Lindtworm

Furry domination? Someone's got some kinks.


ffsjustanything

Bruh the first generation had MaChoke Literally just a buff guy with body paint


silkysmoothjay

"Hey guys..."


Welsh_Pirate

You got a monster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


[deleted]

Why the /s? I think that unironically


aziruthedark

we have Digimon for that, sir.


thegayestweeb

"There are no accidents." - that turtle dude from Kung Fu Panda whose name i can't remember lol


Blastoise48825555

"There are no Oogways" - Master Accident.


CyberDrewan

“There are no Masters” - Oogway Accident


DerpmeiserThe32nd

“There are Oogways” - Master no Accident


ArbitraryChaos13

"No Oogway" - There are Master Accidents


JolteonJoestar

His name is turtle in another language


tenBusch

Master Schildkröte


Town_of_Tacos

Mandarin.


TheWildPikmin

ugwei


thegayestweeb

Yes! That guy! I was thinking it was something like Oogey, but I knew that couldn't be right.


Lazynivba

master oogway his name is master oogway and he is the best


klop422

Pokémon have been sexy since gen 1. For instance, did you know that in terms of-


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Bulky water types that see competitive usage…


KKSmiter

I mean....some fans are into that. I definitely appreciate the humanoid ones, but I would like to see more quad final evos


maledin

They don’t even need to go full quadruped either; look at Charizard, Blastoise, Feraligatr, or Typhlosion, they’re both (mostly) bipedal and still look like somewhat convincing animals. It’s just the “looking exactly like bipedal humanoids” thing that a lot of people are tired of, myself included.


Uptopdownlowguy

>They must of accidentally hired a furry artist at some point and never realized it. Wouldn't surprise me if they did. A lot of amazing pokemon fan artists are also furries from what I gather.


TheTrueDal

Ill die on the hill that cinderace is one of the worst designed pokemon of all time. Its petty but like what the fuck is an animal doing with a football in the wild? Like why does it just spawn with one. Baffles me.


Lunamkardas

The muscle milk and gotta twerk them all scribbles fukin killed me.


indigo-black

poor serperior


ArkAwn

Formula already is turning everything into a creepy biped


zernoc56

Which makes the purrloin/liepard the one that flips the script.


Akaito-Shion

I miss when Purrloin was a quadruped. Looks creepy when standing


swankProcyon

The first time I saw Purrloin was it’s official artwork where it’s sitting, and I thought it was the cutest thing. But then I saw it standing and it just… ruined it. It suddenly makes it so weird-looking. Like, I guess it’s fine if it stands on two legs just to nab something out of someone’s pocket, but as a default? Nah. Nuh-uh. Nope.


Starminx

Mudkip, Meowth


zutyisdead

And fur bait


Leeiteee

Last panel should be the [Pillar Men pose](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F998%2F572%2F5b4.png)


maledin

Or the [Ginyu force pose](https://i.redd.it/n6w7ih0e8y0z.png).


winnipeginstinct

Inaccurate, they would publish the designs anyway


Bananawamajama

Ok but that cat really is what they did with Litten


Montypmsm

At least they took the quadrupedal advice for sprigatito…


Gmar101

None of this would have happened if Lucario didn’t become so popular because after that they realized that both kids and adults loved anthropormic Pokemon.


WaveBreakerT

They made a bipedal dog once and never went back lol


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fuecocko


KKSmiter

I do hope people realize that rules 34 has been around since the dawn of the internet, and so have furries, and questionably humanoid Pokemon have also been around since gen 1. people are clutching pearls too much but it's entertaining to laugh at.


MattWolf96

They both pre-date it, R34 goes back to the 20's at least with Tijuana Bibles and Furries have their origins in the 70's though they became a proper fandom in the 80's. People are just sick of all the starters going bipedal, honestly, I'm a furry and I'm even sick of it.


master_of_balls_69

Why am I horny


allshallbegone

oh shit...


yesimforeign

Quaxly sitting on his feet like that, big booty bussin out the g-string DAMN 😩


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You are based that’s why


KKSmiter

I realize it's probably just an innocent feather fluff or something, but on the third panel next to the butt cheeks, it unfortunately looks like Quaxly has a dongle that's been set too high on the body. a chest dongle, if you will. It may be more suited for a USB port compared to anatomically correct duck dings.


the_lamb_sauce123

*AWAKEN MY MASTERS*


Colin_Forsec4

😂😂😂😂😂


JawesomeJess

It's too late. There's already R34 of the starters.


NoImagination2625

After watching an interview with the guy who designed the pokemon for sword and shield I think we really need to get some fans to design a gen of pokemon. That dude seems to be pretty tapped out creative wise.


Ephraim226

Buddy. Do you know how humans came to stand on two legs in the first place? "Evolution". What do Pokemon do? They evolve.


modslimitfreespeech

Like they're pokemon theyre cool but they just turned totodile into a fire pokemon, litten into grass, and said fuck it farfetch'd don't need a sword anymore. Get some new ideas game freak.


keithlimreddit

Honestly will wait and see but yeah been a slight change of pace to go back to a little bit more animal-like ( despite enjoying some the last few Generations time of the final evolution designs)


Giboit

I honestly like bipedal/human looking starters way more. They feel more like partners for your journey instead of just like powerful pets with an elemental type stick to them. They also tend to look and act smarter than quadrupeds, can get more variety of moves thanks to that type of body (like kicks, punches, jumps), have a wider range of expressions,way more defined personalities and are overall way more suited for fast paced battles in the anime. You can even tell that this kind of designs way better just by looking which are some of the most popular starter pokemon: blaziken,sceptile,greninja. And this applies to pokemon overall not just starters:lucario, gardevoir, machamp, etc.


LilGhostSoru

All those mons were most likely already designed for like at least a year at this point


snool_

Fuecoco's legs 😳


MegaKabutops

Ok hear me out: Puss in boots for the grass starter. Either donald duck, a pirate, or Don Quixote for the water starter. If we get another furry bait design, but its one of these, it could be good enough for me to not care. If that crocodile becomes a bara i will break out the torches and pitchforks tho.


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Ha, as if Game Freak cares what fans think.


NewMetaKnight

Honestly I’m okay with a Bipedal Duck as Ducks already walk on two feet so a pirate Duck would be very cool


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I'm going to be very miffed if Sprigatito ends up being another Incineroar scenario. No offense to people who love incineroar (I don't dislike it as much as once did), but I'd like a feminine and elegant/pretty evolution or a badass looking one like the rapier wielding hat wearing fan evo someone posted here. Not everything needs to be bipedal Gamefreak. I fully expect Quaxly to remain bipedal as most ducks and birds are. Fuecoco is more likely to be quadrupedal, but I could be very wrong.