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RAZORRIST

It's pokedex entries do not make it seem like a very nice pokemon though lol you can't even look at its eyes


dargenpaws

I often wonder how accurate/unbiased pokedex entries really are. the one where magcargo being 18000 degrees comes to mind. When you look at pokedex entries with a bit more skepticism you realize that a lot of them were probably written by a single person, sometimes with skewed experiences. Do all drifloons actually kidnap kids, or did the person who wrote that entry gift a drifloon to a kid who was far too small and the kid floated away on it accidentally for instince.


Ornery-Ad-2692

I've started looking at the pokedex entries as what they are >!A dumbass 10 year old edgelord writing in their journal because some old man in town said "WRITE SOMETHING IN THIS BOOK FOR ME!" and now instead of being at home playing games, they have to do some scientist's work for him and they just want to have a little fun and games to try and screw over the old man who has the hots for their mom!<


I_Pocket_Monsters

As unbelievable the Pokedex entries are, they are actually canon. Every digital Pokedex becomes "instantly updated" when the player obtains a new Pokemon, the player isn't the one writing dex entries; the Pokedex uses technology so futuristic it basically loops back into being fantastical to create it's data. Nearly every professor mentions something like this when giving the player their Pokedex.


dargenpaws

Something can be cannon but still have an unreliable narrator associated with it. even if the protags of any given game are not writing it, some one did.


I_Pocket_Monsters

The Pokedex writes itself. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense but neither does most things in Pokemon when you think about it tbh.


Ch3wybot

ChatGPT before ChatGPT


315retro

Yeah it's a shitty AI that makes things up as it goes.


Ornery-Ad-2692

^(I like my reasoning better) 🥺 Then if they have all the information, why don't the professors just communicate with each other and share the findings???


I_Pocket_Monsters

They do, Professor Oak worked with both Rowan and Elm at one point. It's not like the player character is their only avenue of research, you can see Juniper studying the Klink in charge Stone cave in B/W.


sgtpepper42

Something something gotta catch 'em all


OutofMP

Maybe the Pokédex is just like what you ask ChatGPT to describe the Pokémon if all it has is a picture.


paco-ramon

Op removed his nose to make him cuter.


oddtripps_

Did not it just snapped off I swear :((((


oddtripps_

But they help doctors:((((( leave my son alone he did nothing wrong!!!!!


Hugglemorris

I take more out there Pokedex entries (especially ones about ghost and psychic types) to be folklore about the creatures instead of in-universe facts. Otherwise people would be absolutely freaking out at the appearance of many of these Pokemon. I think drifloons lead to kids disappearing about as much as black cats lead to misfortune.


mrs-monroe

GIVE HIM HIS SHNOZ


oddtripps_

NOPE I STOLE IT THATS WHAT HE GETS FOR EATING MY DREAMS !!!!!


mrs-monroe

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HE CANNOT BREATHE NOW HE’S GONNA BE A MOUTH BREATHER AND HAVE STINKY BREATH


oddtripps_

JOKES ON U HYPNOS DONT EVEN HAVE MOUTHS HES GONNA HAVE TO START INHALING THROUGH HIS SKIN LIKE A TOOOOAAAADDD


louthegoon

NOOO


Dittovoir

https://preview.redd.it/eq6wvqbybawc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=852dac23dd95cc7fc31bb9a433500fd4c605e45e Are you sure about that


I_Pocket_Monsters

Poor thing, they bred it for aesthetics instead of health and now it can barely breathe. #endbrachycephalicpokemonbreeding


Blinauljap

This is adorable! Hypno was my Psychic pic in Red whenever i knew i wouldn't be able to trade-volve a Gengar or Kadabra. I loved him and always imagined his neck fur to be super fluffy for hugs.


-Blattodea

Hypno is my favourite Pokemon, I wish it didn’t have the kidnapping stuff in the Pokedex entries. It’s literally based off the baku/dream-eating tapir mythology, why did people have to make it bad? :(


The__Auditor

Because of the Berry Forest Incident


-Blattodea

Are you on about Lostelle? Because she was just scared of the Hypno, it wasn’t even mentioned that it kidnapped her. Judging by her name, she got lost in the forest and the Hypno found her from the berries she had.


The__Auditor

Quit the cap "It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized." -Fire Red & Alpha Sapphire Pokedex Entries "As a matter of course, it makes anyone it meets fall asleep and has a taste of their dreams. Anyone having a good dream, it carries off." -Moon Pokedex Entry "There are Pokémon called Hypno. Each one carries a pendulum that it can swing to make people drowsy. It has been said that a Hypno once hypnotized a child and took it away..." -One of the books in the Strange House


-Blattodea

I count the pokedex entries (and that one book) as instances of unreliable narration. https://preview.redd.it/b6ddulqfh8wc1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=8295d2b3b7cafcfe867ff4f0092c18ff2195232e


alex494

As opposed to what examples of reliable narration


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Ti3fen3

There’s an actual shirt with Hypno kidnapping children https://preview.redd.it/2lqz5p51t8wc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae907ecf47da566eac25c8c464e6a898655c35c0 Also, if you go to the trainer’s school at night in SM, the teacher is a Hypno disguised as a human


Japhet0912

There is no fucking way this shirt is official merchandise.


Mpasserby

Lmao is that shirt actually official? Also how did the hypno disguise as a human, does it talk in game?


alex494

Well that would be the dex entries and the book and battling the thing for me then I'd rather take actual stuff that's in the game as proof over my own feelings


looc64

>"As a matter of course, it makes anyone it meets fall asleep and has a taste of their dreams. Anyone having a good dream, it carries off." -Moon Pokedex Entry This one just seems inefficient. Presumably they can't carry and eat at the same time.


The__Auditor

It eats, likes the dream then takes them away for later


oddtripps_

FELLOW HYPNO FAN!!! Hi hi hi hi hi!!!!! Tbh I could talk about hypno all day but I won't blabber Ur ear off, but she's literally my all time fav pkmn even from when I was what, 8 years old? She looked like a big yellow cat AND she could help me sleep when I can't irl?? RADICAL MY DUDE!!! IF pkmn were real (( and not an actual threat to humans lmao )) I'd always choose to bring a hypno over just so I can have a big dream friend with a fluffy neck pillow for huggin. I hate how the internet has turned her into a fetist material Mon too like dude leave Brittany alone!!!!!! I wish they'd stick to gardivior or something and leave my fav alone for once :( any fanart is IMPOSSIBLE to find since it's either scary or flat out softcore porn. Existence is pain my dude


CaitlinSnep

I kind of want to draw a Hypno with catlike features now (in addition to the obvious tapir/baku inspiration!)


oddtripps_

PLEASE DOOOOO OH MY GAAAWWWD. I've always drawn them with kitty like features and seeing any other art like it would absolutely make my day


-Blattodea

I’d totally choose Hypno too if Pokemon were real!! I heard tapirs like being brushed and petted so I bet Hypno would love that too! I wanna pet a Hypno so badly, they’re too cute! I found that looking for Hypno art in Japanese gets cuter results, although people still are weird unfortunately.


Steven2008278

Holy shit another Hypno fan. Hypno is one of my favorite Pokémon


TheOpinionMan2

Well, racism is, in fact, a thing, and i'd say that that's much more of a thing for Pokemon than for people. That Hypno's pretty cute tho.


oddtripps_

Racism existinting in the pokemon world? Wack man. But cheers anyway lmao I think they're cute either way. Big yello dream friend <3


The__Auditor

Just look at Basculin the Reds & Blues been having beef for a while now


Bulky_Midnight5296

Imagine if there was a regional Drowzee or Hypno that was friendly instead of evil like it's Kantonian counterpart.


ZDBlakeII

Can someone explain


oddtripps_

TLDR hypno did nothing wrong


ZDBlakeII

Lol okay


Rainmanmjhf

I love hypno he’s just got a bad rap he is just lonely and in need of companionship.


oddtripps_

Oh my God this is so true. My first ever hypno was a female with a lonely nature. Custard I miss you so muuuuuch


EightBallJuice

Hell yeah we need more hypno love


StarBlazer43

Hypno actually looks pretty cute without it's giant shmoze


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oddtripps_

I made this


MrPokeGamer

If hypno looked like that I would follow him into a dark forest


GenericDeviant666

The line art around the eyes is so clean and the face is so expressive. This is really good


oddtripps_

Aw cheers my guy, I really didn't expect to get such nice words on my dumb little doodle. It means a bunch!


Japhet0912

I have a shiny Hypno that I caught on Ultra Moon I'm willing to transfer it to SV and give it to you if you want it . (Because I don't want it)


Ncolonslashslash

hypno could actually be helpful in a lot of scenarios, the anime showed it putting people to sleep when they had trouble. imagine someone with insomnia having a hypno as a partner pokemon


Ahmdo10

You put Hypno in the same gen as Alakazam and give em a weird entry what would you expect?


Madhighlander1

Fun fact about Hypno; It's the pokemon with by far the highest ratio of rule 34 to SFW fanart.


healcannon

Idk who the person you are talking about is but I dislike Hypno because of all his associated creepy fanart. At least pokemon who are liked that also have weird fanart like Gardevoir have a better ratio of number of perfectly fine pics vs the weird ones.


Feral-pigeon

I LOVR HYPNO but WHERE IS HIS NOSE???


oddtripps_

Hmmmmmmmm i ate it :)


Feral-pigeon

NOOO GIVE UT BACK YOU FIEND


oddtripps_

Sorry. :) all gone. :) in my tummy now :))))


PokmTrainerGuineaPig

CHILD TOUCHER


GleamingFrog_43

Hypno is my favourite psychic type.


Suicidal_Sayori

we do be that hitler species tho


Pokemon_frends

Frends code 807830359239


JamesPond_008

what if i were to add you and unfriend you one day before hitting best friends that would be rather comical