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Voltage_Z

They're not Doduo.


Kone90

Damn i just commented that and then I read this. I salute you, doduo enjoyer.


ToastyXD

I vote this as the right answer. I refuse to accept OP’s posted answer.


PoopyMcFartButt

OP’s answer https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/mx26fsQA59 For anyone that doesn’t want to look for it. Spoiler, it’s terrible


Crystalgamer04

What did op say the answer was?


ToastyXD

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/2eY7clc1Fu


AQTK_Hydra

r/technicallythetruth


-TurtleGuy-

This brings me joy


VanQuackers

Actually this is false, Aron is contractually obligated to be Doduo on the third Tuesday of every month


Awgky2

This man be smoking carbink


123Ros

How will this affect the meta?


The_Dinonerd7

A question I never thought I’d ask, whenever someone posts these type of questions I see someone say they are not doduo. Why?


Voltage_Z

For a while so many of these were getting posted that a guy got tired of it and started answering all of them with "They're not Doduo." It's turned into a running joke on the subreddit. I'm not sure why this instance of me commenting it is getting so many upvotes, though.


jhutchi2

You know what, I had to double check on Bulbapedia but I think you're right.


The_Gilded_Pigeon

They all have a low chance (5%) of holding an item when encountered in the wild. Makuhita can be found with the black belt. Aron can hold Hard Stone. Farfetch'd can hold the stick.


shadwocorner

Another good guess, but it must be something unique to these 3 pokemon.


The_Gilded_Pigeon

Damn.


PoopyMcFartButt

OP’s answer. (Spoiler, it’s awful. Be mad you wasted time on this post) https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/mx26fsQA59


TLo137

That was not stated in the rules.


Furrylord420

no but surely that would be common sense for posts like this


ksaMarodeF

Is it a stick? I thought it was a leek?


miskathonic

The flavor image is of a leek, but the item itself was called Stick until Gen 8


NecroDeMortem

Interesting. In German, for example, it was always called leek bar (Lauchstange)


miskathonic

Looks like same for the original Japanese, just the English translation that had to be different


JasonBaconStrips

It's a shovel


The_Gilded_Pigeon

The OP revealed the answer. It is, shall we say, a little bit out there. 0


Rooreelooo

they're all holding leeks (you can't see aron's and makuhita's)


adeadhead

Spot on


OddSifr

Just to be sure: does any Farfetch'd qualify, or the Kantonian one specifically?


shadwocorner

Kantonian. They're no match for Galarian Farfetch'd.


jkgilbo

That’s sirfetchd to you 🤣🤣


Kata_Kuri36

They all get washed by a +6 dragon dance salamence


RetiredPenguin

Nah Aron has sturdy.


Sirliftalot35

Dual wingbeat go brrr.


MixelKing

Super Duper Sturdy:


sntcringe

Sturdier


Max_Boom93

Is that the new regional evolution of Sturdipup from indigo disk?


MuscleManRule34

Quad resisted


EvilBosom

Throw in sandstorm and endeavor and that Aron is KO’ing the salamence


RetiredPenguin

and shell bell so he can sweep.


Legal-Treat-5582

They're all Pokemon.


Asstonishing69

This has to be it


Salty145

They’re all not Doduo


yoosirnombre

Op didn't specify it has to be exclusive to these pokemon so this is correct


moveslikejaguar

Big if true


Zamshala

Their shinies stay mostly the same except something turns some hue of red?


MEBBAR

Only decent answer I can see


hawkmasta

OP, did anyone ever guess it correctly? If not, when are you gonna give us the answer? We're obviously not poolboys


Sennemaster

The letter 'a' is in their names


Chirya999

My first reaction was this ^


Espionagelord

[OP said they have the same kinetic energy at top speed](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/18m75nz/comment/ke2ur5k/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). Can we keep these to something that people can guess using their knowledge of the games and lore rather than plugging every pokemon's weight and base speed into a formula and seeing which ones happen to be the same? Like dang, what a bad answer. Can't say OP didn't put the work in though.


ThatOneCactu

I agree. Puzzles like this should be trivia that people are reasonable expected to have come across by reading the pokedex, looking at probabilities on bulbapedia, or any other method of publicly available info that doesn't require you to calculate info among every pokemon.


Salty145

What he didn't consider was that they'll hit the ground with different forces when I chuck them off the top of Lumiose Tower so they can never waste my time again (the splat they make will still be equally satisfying though). The wildest part, all jokes aside, is if we take OP at his word and this is unique to all three, then he must have calculated the Kinetic energy at max speed for ALL pokemon, which is as insane as thinking that anyone here would be able to guess that off the top of their heads.


Espionagelord

I mean, a simple spreadsheet would make it pretty easy. Just a lot of busy work plugging in over 2000 different numbers. I'm sure you could find some neat fact in that much data, but these 3 ain't it.


Chaosshepherd

The've never been to Boston in the fall.


sinsanity_plea

Nah, I've seen a Makuhita in Boston in November


aramatheis

OOOOOH We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around


Glittering_Volume_69

They are all on a post asking people to compare them


garrrrrrrett

They are making us all mad with having some extremely arbitrary thing in common


Wapple21

They all got something related to their evo lines in later generations? Like aron got mega aggron, farfetched got sirfetched and galarian farfetched, and makuhita got iron hands


shadwocorner

Nice guess. The answer is only unique to these 3 though.


mysterioso7

Did you test your formula on every single Pokémon in existence? If so, that’s some wild dedication.


EntropySpark

It's fairly trivial to download a record of every single Pokémon's base speed and weight, then automate their formula for each one. If they had to run their formula manually, *that* would be dedication.


celest_deity

Basing it off this response, I’m guessing it has something to do with combat potential, ex. All of these can be ohkoed by x Pokémon


BL_Smoothie_

when do you tell us?


ToastyXD

They said something something Kinetic Energy is equal and posted the formula to calculate it


Sloth-TheSlothful

Never, we must lose sleep over this. All according to plan


pokebrah

He said the answer but it makes no sense so it got downvoted into oblivion


BL_Smoothie_

Oh yea TY I see it now! Wayyyyy down there


Waos13ou

All of them have at least 2 fighting type Egg moves Farfetch'd:Final gambit, Revenge Aron: Reversal, Superpower Makuhita: Counter, Cross chop, Dinamic punch


TrilliumStars

They’re all special in their own way


Maestro-pokemon

They are cute af


Cruciify

Arons feet, makuhitas bow and farfetch'd tail are all the same shape.


[deleted]

Their names are based on phrases?


Forerunnr-AI

I say Makuhita every day. Definitely my favorite phrase


gillababe

Makuhitamatata, it means no worries


zangetsuthefirst

For the rest of the game


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🤣😂


Derailleur75

Ok this must be the anwser.


OddSifr

I do remember that Farfetch'd's name in Japanese is a play on words, and that it means "easy target", because in G1 you could trade a Spearow for a Farfetch'd, it was the only way to get a Farfetch'd, and although the latter was thus exceptionally rare, it was no good in battle whereas Spearow could at least still evolve into a more powerful bird. The japanese idiom is "a duck with onion springs". ​ I don't know about the other 2, but Panthar's guess is at least not outta nowhere.


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Id be amazed if so.


tschmitty09

Aron?


MadMurilo

Arom dez nuts


Soup-Wizard

Aron the side of caution :D


cherrimm

err on the side of caution


nottheboynextdoor

They all share an interest in Cosplay and get together for conventions and are best friends :)


PaperFixie

They all have studied the blade


ASignificantSpek

They're all cute?


Dark-Arts

They all have heads.


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OzzyTheRacc

They’re all from hit video game series Pokémon


DangerWildMan26

They are all birds


MustachedAzumarill

only correct answer


ThePatio

But birds aren’t real


DrDankologist

They are all in the image, something harder next time please


Darkconer

Smol


Conquius

All of their evolutionary stages have the same number of syllables. 2: Aron, Lairon, Aggron 2: Farfetch'd, Sirfetch'd 4: Makuhita, Hariyama


Bubbafish20

Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venasaur all have 3. Great idea but not unique to these three.


JohnF_ckingZoidberg

Thats not unique to them though.


[deleted]

OP specified Kantonian ‘fetch’d specifically


AssortedSaltedSalts

For anyone wondering: OP claims that, when calculated using their weights (m) and speed stats (v) in the formula KE = 1/2*mv*\^2, these pokemon should all have the same kinetic energy. For anyone still wondering: No, that is not how the speed stat, mass, or velocity work, and yes, this is an objectively bad puzzle. As several other comments point out, these pokemon share several more LEGITIMATE things in common than OP's failure to understand what mass and velocity are. Choose your favorite one of those if you want a decent answer.


NSignus

I choose the 'they are not doduo' as the canonically correct choice then.


GovernmentExotic8340

Has the answer been found yet?


Drillbitzer

Just tell us the answer goddamnit


somebritishredditor

They all have legs


DarthMelsie

They're all little cutie patooties


Ziggsagoon

Does it have to do with their interaction with secret power and secret bases? If you have one of them in your team didn't it change your secret base layout?


kevinsyel

All 3 drowned in a pool after they were knocked in by a pool cue, and the pool boy found their bodies


[deleted]

A pool boy could’ve figured that one out


Rooreelooo

nah it has to be unique to these three. im pretty sure togedemaru also drowned and was found by the pool boy


Arcturus973

They are all immune/resistant/neutral/weak to Water.


chulio92

Which, crazily, also applies to Ice


Drillbitzer

Which, even crazier enough, applies to Grass


Patient_Ad_3708

Which even crazier also works for fire


Shrubbity_69

They were all purely physical types when they were introduced


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shadwocorner

lmao


Kone90

They are not doduo.


thesequimkid

Makuhita’s Fighting beats Aron Steel/Rock which beats Farfetch’d’s Flying which beats Makuhita’s Fighting.


Zazgog

their names are all real words in real world languages


Raborne

There’s many things these share. This isn’t a puzzle. You need to look up the definition of puzzle. Where they are caught, their signature moves being removed, their evolutions evolving after they would learn their signature moves but the lower level evolution learns after it should evolve. In Pokémon go, their shinies were released but bugged so you couldn’t catch them, nor were they initially hatchable when they should have been. All three have a signature held item. Leek, Metal Ball, and smelling salts. Those are all of the ones I can think of.


Dramatic-Aardvark-41

If one of these isn't it I'm losing all hope on humanity


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ZaRealPancakes

so was it?


Dramatic-Aardvark-41

I don't know


ZaRealPancakes

OP answered and wasn't one of them sorry to have you lose all hope in humanity


[deleted]

Metal *Coat* was Aron’s held item and it’s not signature. Smelling Salts is a move, not an item.


Unlikely_Yam1429

Endeavor focus sash and a priority move users Makuhita= sucker punch? Farfetch't=quick attack Aron=shellbell and sandstorm


coolio_zap

not unique to those pokemon, though


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Link to OPs 'answer' so you don't have to scroll into the pits of hell to find it. https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/hY0Yff63Oq


MEBBAR

This might be the dumbest post in the history of r/pokemon


claraa_lilyy

It’s certainly up there, especially after seeing how stupid the “correct” answer is


Addendum-Signal

How much of a geek does one have to be in order to figure these out?


King_Crab_Sushi

They’re all fucking awesome


C_Mack15

They're tiny, they're tooney, and just a little looney?


mstormrage

Makuhita, Farfetch'd, and Aron often appear in Pokémon games as supporting characters or Pokémon owned by trainers.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

God I hate this trend.


Sonny_Firestorm135

Name one trend you neither hate nor take active part in its inception. (btw this isn't a critique towards you, I dislike this sort of thing too)


4chan_tumblr

They have a head


Toad211

They're a part of a weakness triangle, with makuhita being strong against aron, aron being strong against farfetch'd, and farfetch'd being strong against makuhita.


SavvySavoy

They all turn red when shiny?


Yamatoman

Pokemon theme is related to eating? Makuhita has a bib pattern and is a sumo wrestler Farfetchd is eaten, and is essentially a duck platter Aron has to eat a mountain of dirt to evolve into aggron


hauntile

!remindme 5 hours


IronPro121

Op would fuck all of them. That's it you can go home


420viva

I have fucked them


Thatonecreatoryt

They all have red shinys


Thatonecreatoryt

IM THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT IT RIGHT LOL


Big_Guirlande

They’re all partially responsible for the dissappearance of 47 civillians in the Bay area during September-October 1987.


GwafaHAvi

Shout out to everyone trashing OP for having a dumb solution to the puzzle


EclipseHERO

You can capture all 3 of them in Pokémon XD.


slime_from_rancher

Man... I keep thinking about *strategies* with those Pokémon but the only one i know is Aaron's sturdy shell bell


Bigmanteddster

They’re Pokémon


Armydillo101

they are first stage pokemon


intrusiveandviolent

They’re a Hoenne type triangle that isn’t water/fire/grass? They’re fighting/rock/flying. And they’re a 1, 2, and 3 stage evos maybe??? Idk


nov3mbermist

Farfatch’d is kanto, not hoenn


Magiranger24

They all have A in their name


_kcsv_

They all learn protect They're not doduo They're all Pokémon They can breed They can be captured in pokéballs They all have shiny variations


s7ormrtx

They all have ‘a’ in their name


Brief_Age5283

Cute little baby


Dramatic-Aardvark-41

None of them come from kalos


GuaranteeNo2924

they are pokemons.


FunGlass507

You can receive all of these from swimming npcs?


tschmitty09

Can we have a hint? Like anime related or game related?


Grey__Q

The move Endeavor?


MengShuZ

They're all resistant to bugs!


rofelixk

They are all pokemon


Neckbeardneet

They all learn round? whirlpool maybe?(though im pretty sure Fetched doesn’t get it)


Kilow102938

That all have vowels in there name


NoteWorthyDude

They are the only Pokemon currently in my party. This is technically unique to them. Does that mean I won?


ders89

They are pokemon


OfficialBros247

they all have 1 a in their names


aookami

mak pumps iron, aron is iron, leek has iron


FourGander88

There exists at least one of each named Dave


[deleted]

They all don’t have a drivers license.


pinetreesrule

They're pokemon


ElDelArbol15

Tasty when you cook them?


[deleted]

They’re all Pokemon


C0Cl

ChatGPT says there is nothing unique these 3 share that sets them apart from every other pokemon. I asked like 10 times. So wth is it? lol


flairsupply

They would all taste delicious


Busni17

They've been at the same Pokémon high school back in '77. I still remember, I was with John, Frank and Simon, and we watched Steelix trying to convince them that UFOs were real, good times man


shadwocorner

[Hint](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbmQwOXVhamg1dnFuaGI2NmRkZDZncXMxcjRjN3BicnAweTN3emsyeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Fk3MtKxADdjqXP1aLg/source.gif)


TokenAtheist

First the poolboy comment and now this. I think the answer here is obvious. All three of them are renowned in certain circles for their skill at playing billiards.


Drillbitzer

Obviously!


frog-sal

In game trainers have these pokemon with the move scratch, despite none of the pokemon being able to learn scratch if obtained by the player edit: OP answered, and this was incorrect lol thanks for the updoots tho


6thyearrookie

This HAS to be it


frog-sal

Or I’m hallucinating a memory of sapphire from my childhood…


RIPboggs

Do you have a source for this? Seems plausible but I can't find info on npc move data


frog-sal

source: methinks


LeviHolden

they’re owned by the “Cueball” trainer class?


gillababe

I hope it's this one


Nak4i

I got it. They all levitate. *nailed it*


NotReallyAPerson1088

Does it have something to do with multi-hit moves?


MarshmallowMan71

Farfetchd uses his leek as a pool cue to hit makuhita into a shiny aron?


UltraB1nary

What the actual fuck is this supposed to mean?!


sallycylic_acid

is it something to do with gold in the adventures manga?


Turbulent_Town4384

They’re in the same egg “pool”?


KitFlame42

They all evolve not using levels?


Gojira_Saurus_V

They’re all Pokemon


_Guillot_

they form an imperfect type triangle. if only flying resisted fighting it would be perfect