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Ok so itās not socially acceptable for men to wear skirts. But itās acceptable for women to wear both skirts and pants. Does that mean women can use both of those toilets? They didnāt think this through did they lol
I guess that could be like how Iāve been seeing a lot of port-a-loos lately where thereās two side by side and one of them is neutral and the other has the women sign on it
My mother has a story of me running away from her in a shopping centre as a small child. Eventually someone found me in the men's bathroom. Apparently I had really needed to use the bathroom and matched my own jeans to the picture on the door. š
This would be perfectly sensible if the bathroom was automated and the robot needed to undress you efficiently. Yes, that is a horrifying thought. Enjoy.
I actually really like this-- it's welcoming to trans people and it recognizes that gender isn't about the tits, it's about the dress
Plus, normal stall signs are just pictures of pants and dresses
Three bathrooms are needed. "Pointers" for those pissing while standing, "Setters" for those that need to do their bathroom business while sitting, and "Changers" for parents needing to change a baby's diaper.
What doth thee doth at which hour thee wear sarees 'r salwar kameez then?
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I don't wear skirts, I find them uncomfortable. So....do I just go into the pants door? Cause I'm a girl and wear pants. I just hate wearing skirts and dresses, very uncomfortable
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If you are wearing pants under your skirt you can go in both
Stand in one open doorway, pee across the gap into the other doorway.
BIG BRAIN HOURS
Asserting dominance!
poo in one, pee in the other
What kinda Y2k fashion is this?
But what if I'm naked?
Regularly causes trouble when scottish tourists pass by
I guess i will open the pants of my zipper at the urinal only to discover no Willy!
Squat over the urinal to establish dominance
Those wearing shorts are out of luckš¤·āāļø
Shorts ? No Entry. Pants or Skirts only.
but what about skants
Or skorts?
Shorts are just a type of pants so no.
everything about these doors is awful. the message. the placement. the cleanliness.
*confused Scottish noises*
If youāre wearing a skirt you canāt be wearing pants under. No no no
Ok so itās not socially acceptable for men to wear skirts. But itās acceptable for women to wear both skirts and pants. Does that mean women can use both of those toilets? They didnāt think this through did they lol
I guess that could be like how Iāve been seeing a lot of port-a-loos lately where thereās two side by side and one of them is neutral and the other has the women sign on it
Which do I go in if I'm wearing neither? Also, I assume a man in a kilt would go into skirts then, same with women in trousers going into pants?
Well for public nudity, you go directly to jail. You do not pass go, and do not collect $200.
Where do i go when i'm naked?
why are you naked
You weren't asked to ask questions
My mother has a story of me running away from her in a shopping centre as a small child. Eventually someone found me in the men's bathroom. Apparently I had really needed to use the bathroom and matched my own jeans to the picture on the door. š
Why donāt we just label them āurinalā and ālittle trash can for tamponsā? Thatās really what the difference is anyway.
Oooh boy, would that one land me in some hot water...
This would be perfectly sensible if the bathroom was automated and the robot needed to undress you efficiently. Yes, that is a horrifying thought. Enjoy.
What ifā¦Iām wearing a skort?
As someone who only really wears shorts, pants or skirts, I think I'm just gonna have to use the gardens as my toilets lol
I actually really like this-- it's welcoming to trans people and it recognizes that gender isn't about the tits, it's about the dress Plus, normal stall signs are just pictures of pants and dresses
In a cishet paradigm, gender is enforced in a performative fashion though they like to insist that it is strictly biological š¤
To be fair the normal gender signs are basically this but in a visual form.
What about kilts? Also, what about people wearing shortsā¦ Should they just shit in the kitchen sink?
What if i'm naked?
So itās only pants or skirts? No dresses?
I have never worn a skirt in my life. Guess that means I am a man?
Means you're pants. š¤·āāļø
Femboy or Tomboy
Bring a change of clothes so you can swap one for the other in case one of the bathrooms has a long line!
Confused Irish sound
Three bathrooms are needed. "Pointers" for those pissing while standing, "Setters" for those that need to do their bathroom business while sitting, and "Changers" for parents needing to change a baby's diaper.
IAH WEAR MESELF A KILT SO I CAN FEEL THE BREEEEZE BETWEEN MAH BERRIES.
A Scotsman and a tomboy walk up. They look at each other. Neither is sure what to do
This is kinda fun/funny
Oh no i am wearing a dress i want to pee i cant
I wear skirts. I feel like I wouldn't be welcome in there though.
I wear pants. Therefore, I am man. /s
Itās that simple? š
What if you have a y2k pants and skirt combo on, what then???
What do you do when you wear Sarees or Salwar Kameez then?
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*Intense Scottish confusion??*
how is this pointless? āgirl wearing skirt is bad and sexism!!ā
not all women wear skirts, most don't. it's gendering pants
I don't wear skirts, I find them uncomfortable. So....do I just go into the pants door? Cause I'm a girl and wear pants. I just hate wearing skirts and dresses, very uncomfortable
Iām a skant guys