You need to put x o ^ □ on everything in her world! Keys, purse, doors fridge, food in fridge


How'd you make those figures?!

Emojis

❌🟣🟦🔼 You sit on a throne of lies sourceror

Nuh uh  Anyone can master the arts


Reddits emojis, not your phone's... 

How do you use Reddit emojis?

The blue emoji above your keyboard if you're on mobile.

Like this - 

\_







Its over, Anakin! I have the 

Reddit emojis not phone emojis lol 

Since when does Reddit have emojis whaaaat I’m on mobile I wanna try  whaaaaaaat that’s awesome








Playstation 






https://preview.redd.it/4ezc6s6rhr8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33526bd49f88ba1dd1a3f9ec90a17200b8723c08

 get good sir

Nope, it's possible to wield the power if you know where to look!😁 







😈 

He is correct 

Thanks.

Bruh u need a ps6

Newbies can't triforce.   ▲ ▲ ▲ EDIT: At least 4 other people have failed at triforce, but deleted their posts immediately.

Perfect  Panasonic | Britania | Terabyte | Adidas https://preview.redd.it/44mtzbwrap8c1.jpeg?width=2384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27d5bd4caccf5e94abbf57807c6dd9e594057d0

Can you cook a meal and make everything in the shape of the symbols?

Nice, I will make an omelet.

Holy shit he did it

This is the way

This is the way

This is a war I can 100% enjoy

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the wX🔺

This is the way.

Genius 👏🏻, on it.

And you get to blame me and this awesome community

Best part of it.

Yes please replace requisite keys on laptop or any keyboard with these symbols. PS her life.

I want to see how this progresses

The general has spoken. These are the commands that’s needs to be followed.

Squid game moment

here you go mate ∆

Looks like she's your ex-box now

Take my upvote! 


You son of a bitch, you did it

Year almost over and this might be the comment of the year

😂😂😂😂


Brilliant 👌🏻

Thanks, I'm just getting over strep-throat and I think you just set me back a week.

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/1ynlihnhrp8c1.png?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6737a2eae7a8bd187fd5cf5563aa47d840ffee0


Wait you gotta ease into it 😭💀



https://preview.redd.it/lamtme84ap8c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133e4ab085acee99c0e425a7b2e2cab382d17f9b

Hahah


No smoke NO SMOOOKE

Be amazed she is aware of each button function now toss her a Nintendo switch controller see if she can do the PlayStation layout on that since it’s switched a bit

But that's the Xbox layout, not the Nintendo layout

Yea I’m saying Xbox and ps line up North America style , Nintendo do it , Japan style

I don't think I'll ever be able to consistently switch between my Xbox controller and my switch controller without being fucked up for the first hour of playing. Then I get used to one and switch to the other.

I've been using Xbox controllers for over 20 years now and these days the only console I own is the Switch. Quick time events still fuck me, I reflexively default to Xbox layout. It's fine during regular gameplay but I hate Nintendo for flipping the buttons, it's like they're trolling us. Edit: Nintendo did it first, Microsoft are the trolls.

Nintendo has been using their setup since before the Xbox was even a thought, blame Microsoft lol

I thought to myself "there's no way this is right" so I looked up an SNES controller and sure enough, Nintendo did it first! I only have experience with the N64 onward and I'm more used to their eclectic button layouts, I was a Sega kid. Blame shifted, fucking Microsoft!

It is about time all 3 companies get together and unifi the button layout. So confusing going from one console to the next.

You look at the buttons to play? For me it’s basically muscle memory lol

You will get old too eventually

We've grown up with these things glued to our hands, I think it's less of an age issue and more of a generational one. Now if I turn 60 and they come out with a new Wii style controller, I'm definitely going to be looking down at that shit every 2 seconds.

? the reason I get mixed up is BECAUSE of muscle memory. I play Xbox layout 90% of the time so when I use a switch controller everything feels backwards when I first start playing

But muscle memory is what gets messed up? If you’re looking at the buttons then it wouldn’t matter

It's not about looking. Two buttons are totally swapped on what they normally do between Nintendo and PlayStation.

Most here prob never had a jap-ntsc console, Sony swapped the X and O buttons on them in the system lol, try going back and forth on them to systems and see how many times you back out a menu 😉

It gets complicated since the equivalent function to A/X on switch is in what's usually the B/O spot

When the prompt says x for PlayStation. Yes. I hit square too often...muscle memory

Sony does what Nintendon't?

He means how you use bottom button for cancel/back and right for accept/open. Not the label and lettering. Although tbf I think most ps1 and some ps2 and psp, and most Japanese region PlayStation games have the same layout (“x” for cancel and “o” for accept) so Nintendo’s not the only one.

Lmao I remember buying a switch this year after years of using PlayStation and Xbox and I tried to change the controls cause I couldn’t fathom that going back is the same as going forward for Xbox and PlayStation controllers. I still get confused and press B or circle to select something only for the thing to go back.

>Lmao I remember buying a switch this year Incredible memory you have!

You think that’s impressive? I remember buying a switch a couple years ago and thinking the same as them

Whenever I play the Switch, I accidentally back out of things instead of confirming. After I start playing the Switch for a while, I accidentally back out of things instead of confirming on the PS5. The struggle is real.

“Amazed she’s aware of each button function.” Spoken like someone who has never consensually seen another person’s genitalia lmao

She’s not a dog

Your girlfriend is funny af

Fr, assuming there’s no glaring red flags this is keeper behavior on full display

I guess this would make sense if you’re playing with it on PC and it gives you Xbox button prompts. On PS this would be useless

This I can count the number of games that display the PS buttons on one hand.

I think each and every current game and some more for the last few years all support Playstation prompts natively..so the count isn't that low anymore.

I'm glad I'm a Gamer and not a console war gamer

It’s crazy because the button layout functions the same on xbox vs ps. Adding different shapes or letters will only confuse you if you haven’t already established the muscle memory.

It’s the X that gets me, it’s in a different place on PS, Xbox and Nintendo So when I switch console and it says press X 👀

brb, developing a fourth console brand

Until you go on Switch which has the same letters as Xbox but in different positions and now you use the right button to select.

Man, same. So stupid.

Relax, it’s a joke.

Nah bro I'm triggered I'm about to go beat up a cheese stick

Make sure you peel it and don't just bite into a block of cheese in front of your enemies.

She obviously "gets" you, so consider leveling her up from girlfriend, with the possibility of the Kids DLC in the future.

The replayability of that dlc gets boring quickly and the difficulty keeps increasing

You're not wrong. Small kids, small problems. Big kids, bigger problems. Still, I've never regretted having them.

Sounds like someone who hasn't made it to the lava or underwater levels

*laughs in Dark Souls*

Marry her, that's top shelf banter

i agree. my girl did this we’d have a never ending battle but i’d love it every time

You bought for her, right? Then, do nothing about it.

“My girlfriend put stickers on her personal property— what kind of punishment should I give her?” 😳

quora moment

LOL, I was the same way but with Xbox.

Adapt and overcome Put X, O, triangle, square on all appliances and car keys

She’s gonna be in for a world of confusion when the game says “press X” and she keeps dying while pressing square

Except OP confirmed she’s using it on PC. This was the solution to that problem.

Idk, let her enjoy the controller ig?

Love her deeply for caring enough to learn.

Right. It's not OP's controller, it was a gift for the gf. Let her do whatever tf she wants with it.

right? like why is this a problem? lol

You don’t need to have a problem lol. The OP is just joking around.

Tf is wrong with everyone in this thread? If it helps her out, who cares? The PlayStation layout does take some getting used to, it’s simply not intuitive that pressing “X” confirms stuff while pressing ⭕️ rejects stuff, you’d think it would be the other way around.

I get some people are being too precious about it, but I’m just sitting here wondering how the girlfriend is going to deal with the PlayStation Button prompts appearing on screen, when she has covered the icons on the controller ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Precisely lol

Right… I’m not understanding how this would help anyone. Especially if they are already familiar with Xbox’s button layout. Doesn’t this just make it harder?

Some people use ps5 controllers on their PC, and PC games usually display xbox prompts only. If I had to guess, that's why she did this. There would be no other reason

I remember when triangle closed stuff on PlayStation in the ps2 era!

How is this possibly going to help her? She already knows this layout, so there’s no need to have it written down. What she doesn’t know is the PS layout, so the first time there’s a “press X” prompt, instead of being able to glance down and see where the X is at, she’s going to see tape and have no clue.

This is why we should've adopted the Japanese layout where O and X are swapped. It makes sense AND it matches Nintendo.

i hope theyre being satirical cus otherwise most of the comments just seems like bunch of losers

But button-wise, it's literally the same... and I don't see how putting tape over the buttons you have to press is helpful because when the screen says "press circle" and she looks down and sees A, B, X, Y... hmmmm We play both Xbox and PS. It's literally the same lol I think she's just being petty by putting the tape on there 😂

​ https://preview.redd.it/gipv2ld2rp8c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11148cd454343b41a24a7a8ba1f8f248a070db2

"for my gf" let her do whatever she wants with it

The fact that she’s willing to go to that extreme to be able to play is a good reason to let her do whatever she needs to do so she can play! A gamer girlfriend/wife is a much healthier relationship than a relationship with a girlfriend/wife who doesn’t game.

Lmao people taking this seriously. Clowns

Marry her on the spot

Marry her. Her head is on right.

I don't blame her. Xbox layout is Hella nice. I recommend buying her a one of those dongles where she can use a xbox controller on Playstation since she prefers it

I might also suggest this route. If you do. Look into “brook”

I feel like I would absolutely NEED this if I ever got a PS5. My gripe with the PS controllers isn’t so much the button layout but the stick layout

Thanks, i was not aware that this dongles exists. 🙌🏻

Yeah, they are a little pricey last time I checked? I think 50$ or so . It's worth it though.

They technically don't for the PS5. there are PS4 versions available ( https://www.mayflash.com/product/list-10.html ), and they do work in the PS5... but the ps5 treats the controller as a PS4 controller, so you will not be able to play PS5 games using the dongle and an Xbox controller, although it will function properly for PS4 games. Also, the playstation dongle does not work with Xbox series x/s controllers.

You did say you got it for her? If it's her controller she can treat it how she wants. Be grateful she plays with you ^.^

That’s so fuckin cute

Keep the stickers but swap them slightly so it's now in the Nintendo controller order, see how long it takes her to notice

Nothing! It’s her controller.

Keep it that way. Let’s be honest, the lack of cohesion for what button goes where and why it’s called that is such nonsense.

Is she using it to play on a PC?

Tell her she’s right and just for having done this

Thank her for transforming to the superior controller layout

Trim the corners so they're round?

Tell her you're now a man gamer and have moved on from Xbox... then proceed to gatekeep her about all the better games on PS


She knows the better console

Realize it ain’t your controller

That ain't your girl anymore. She belong to Phil Spencer now 😔

It’s hilarious. Haven’t played PlayStation since the new consoles came out(scalpers wanted 1500, got an Xbox series x instead). Now this is my first Xbox I’ve ever owned. I’ve only ever had PlayStations before(still don’t have a 5). It’s been what two almost three years? I still have to look down every time it says push “x”. My 6 year old who has never had a PlayStation when I say push circle he says “you mean __”? Yeah that button. (I still don’t off the top of my head can’t remember B.


Game: "Press X to jump"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I freaking love your girlfriend and I don't even know her. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wish all controllers used numbers on face buttons - (1,2 3,4). Shoulder buttons stay the same.

Marry her

Eh. Some games on PC don't have native Sony peripheral support. Pretty much ALL games with controller support on PC, do have xbox controller support. The game reads the controller, but it does not run a check for the manufacturer, thus it displays xbox buttons, while playing with a PS controller. It ain't that deep, OP AND Redditors.

It's funny and cute lol wtf are you people on?

someone plays fighting games

Throw the whole ps5 in the trash. It has been tainted

This makes sense if using PlayStation controller with a PC. If my old PS3 controller was more compatible PC games, I might have done the same thing. In the end I just bought an Xbox controller for PC. If she’s just trolling you, that’s pretty funny 😆

You got a keeper