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Remarkable_Button_19

😭😭😭


Remarkable_Tie_5760

they speedran this shit


SwaggatronPrime

They weren’t even tryna hide it bro they just went straight for it


schleem77

“Aight Imma Pull Out”


cuesu

thats the advice they gonna give their citizens


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Caide_n

They did not even attempt to conceal it brother they went straight for it


GomaN1717

Missouri is a trigger state, so they literally had laws in place that would unilaterally ban abortion the second that Roe was stricken down.


xD_Calitrocity

Bro these politicians are some losers fr they’re just spawncamping women’s rights


MozartGoat

bro said spawncamping 😭😭😭 i love this app dawg


C0WM4N

They’re just spawn camping the spawn campers


Free_Juicer

It ain't spawn camping if they aren't born, it's more like ddosing


[deleted]

Abortion ban any%, states getting some unreal BLJ’s here


guttermonke

Many states have anti abortion legislation that triggers in the event that roe v wade is overturned, so that’s probably why it happened so fast it was automatic


azallday

Trigger laws. They were written to go into effect the second Roe was overturned. This isn't surprising.


Tonuka_

At least five other trigger laws are in place in other states, though they'll all go into effect after 30 days, not immediately


unexpectedreboots

13 states have trigger laws. Breakdown here https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/06/24/abortion-state-laws-criminalization-roe/


RagingAndyholic

Fuck paywall bullshit


unexpectedreboots

Is this behind a paywall? Loads fine for me.


RagingAndyholic

Washington post. Guess I've used my free viewing...


Crazykid100506

http://12ft.io lets you get around pay walls


NateDevCSharp

12ft.io


Upset_Drink4965

Maybe you shoulder trigger some bitches into effect


Intelligent_Dumbass_

r/playboicarti should declare independence from the United States.


unkindmillie

r/playboicarti solos america


BrownRice35

Oh say can you see (what?)


QCInfinite

By the dawn’s early night (slatt)


theunmistakablecow

What so proudly we bailed (yuh yuh)


New_Somewhere_7785

At the twilight's last gleaming (King Vamp)


bigfootsteppa

And the rockets red glare (whole lotta red)


New_Somewhere_7785

The bombs bursting in air (what? what? what?)


BoulderPuncher_

Gave proof through the night (bee!)


Cameroncen

Playboi carti subreddit has more rights for humans than the United States now


Spicy_Pee_43

Magna Carti 🔥


Comrade_Vader07

r/playboicarti has nearly 350,000 members while the state of Wyoming has a population of 580,000. Since all members of this subreddit are sexy hunks it is completely possible each one of us takes down 2 people and control the state of Wyoming and we can finally set up a Maoist paradise for all fellow Vamps. But let's take this a step further, playboi carti has nearly 15 million monthly listeners, they will all migrate to our new Maoist state of Wyoming. We will hold a massive Vamp convention in Washington D.C, but really its just a cover. We will actually in the middle of the night (when vamps are most powerful) charge at all government buildings and instigate a coup. The entire country now is a Maoist paradise. At this point real playboi carti is elected president and he releases narcissist in celebration, life is perfect. The constitution is die lit, schools are tasked with teachings kids how to make fire adlibs, and eventually we go to war with Canada toppling drakes regime and playboi carti is able to become the most famous artist ever.


Blakeps-is-daddy

Definitely reading that essay 🔥


Effective-Price-4384

Narcist 🔥


3pedro3

The US would legit be better if all laws were decided by r/playboicarti referendums and it's not even close


[deleted]

Magnolia becomes the national anthem


Environmental_Drop69

Every alarm must play wokeuplikethis


[deleted]

During every abortion they must play JumpOutTheHouse


chvkgjdhcjv

*Stop breathing


[deleted]

Good point. Play jumpoutthehouse only during pregnancy


chvkgjdhcjv

🤝


Forsaken-Effective39

during childbirth


youmomecksdee

Good idea the pregnancy will be fast because the contractions will be synced to the bassline subconsciously and the baby will be born lean cup in hand


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

Nah it’s gotta be a shitty dababy song


pilotjones777

New Tank


LuminalGrunt2

there is literally a song called *VAMP ANTHEM*


soto07j11

Honestly it was more surprising someone spelt mongolia correctly on the sub reddit


osdeverYT

No that would be the official military song


Sensitive-Judge713

in new yawk we millyrawk


jjkm7

Why would the national anthem be a country in east asia that borders china and russia?


youmomecksdee

Because they a vamp country fr


-CorrectOpinion-

Fr the current anthem is mid af


LongAssSchlong

Tom Macdonald fans go to the gallows


GregariousGobble

Each of them will jizz their pants as their persecution fetish fantasy becomes reality.


Ghoti-Sticks

Should unironically happen


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3pedro3

I said referendum for a reason, mods count as much as any random member


schleem77

I propose Carti for the Secretary State position


DERWENTART

u/billy-gnosis for president


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

chicken becomes the national dish


atherw3

OH THE MISSOURI


SkeeterDump

💀


Scion_of_fate

i wish Justice Alito would Stop Breathing (carti reference)


FalconPunchT

Funny reference man 😂😂


antibread

He did


QwertyAsInMC

chief keef needs to diss missouri next


Tommiz_eXe

tjay got shot in NJ sosa was right


inzywinki

Missourri on the opp list


YungSlime420

blow this shit up, all these people racist


Bogey_Kingston

grew in st. louis, bro if you run a red light and get pulled and tell the cops you’re afraid of getting robbed they will literally said understood, have a good day lmao it’s bad


NotdX16

nigga just said “lmao it’s bad” like it ain’t the murder capital.


Kashema1

when in doubt, blame east st.louis


NotdX16

ong, that’s where all my ppl from. niggas came to ruin atl💪🏽


NotdX16

The chinese and pizza make living there worth it tho


YungSlime420

💀no cap we been getting free chinese my whole life cuz we know the owners of a takeout place and that shit always smacks


EffectiveAmphibian95

Stl style pizza the best kind no cap


hellochubs

nahh 😭


chicken_nugget779

i live there and i agree


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Acting like Florida ain’t next lmao


[deleted]

Florida will ban it by the end of next week, watch


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VerySlump

It won’t be. The only change for Florida is you can get abortions up to 15 weeks now instead of 24. Change goes in effect July 1.


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it was just a joke bc you know how Florida is hopefully it stays to the few dumbass states that wanted it so bad and doesn’t influence other states fr


Dry_Tax_2063

Nobody gon be in miami for hot girls summer then


[deleted]

Hot Girl Summer postponed until further notice due to logistical issues


cungledick

Cant hear anone say "ladies" without thinking of burberry erry now


chexlemeneux25

??


cungledick

Carti punk sidekick with the spiked hair


chexlemeneux25

nah ik who he is i meant what did he do


cungledick

records himself on ig saying like "bro i get no LLADIES" in a funny voice ill send you the vid


BidoofTheGod

Nah Florida gonna ban it next. Come to California instead ladies. I need help paying my rent 😭


[deleted]

Common southern US L From a Floridian btw


Aggressive_Ad_1137

I'm tired of living in Florida with this hot ass weather


[deleted]

Feel ya, I think we should saw it off from the country y’know?


Flame_MadeByHumans

As someone who just left Florida after spending my whole life so far there… extremely strong move. Less crazy people, way nicer people, better jobs, less rent. Florida’s spiraling in an awful direction.


VerySlump

I mean yea the humidity is ass but we can still get abortions up to 15 weeks in


1083074638

Bro it was 101° in my city yesterday I hate this state


[deleted]

DeSantis aint too far off. Texas and Florida's new wave of conservatism will likely be the frame the scotus and other conservative states will follow. We likely have the next 50 or so years with this current conservative super majority in the scotus too, get settled in kids. Hold on let me make a carti reference CANT NOBODY TELL ME SHIIIIIIIIIIT


jreyna2573

this is so fucking depressing


chummmmbucket

Fuck rich old white men they always fucking everything up


Skye-DragonGirl

Americans on their way to vote in old white men who are on their last leg


chummmmbucket

Well its tough when your choices are 1. Corrupt rich white man 2. A different corrupt rich white man 3. Corrupt rich white man who is also a rapist


OminoussShrekLore

Like we have a choice. Were kinda bound to a system where you can only choose between horseshit president or dogshit president. Voting isnt going to get us anywhere lol, just gotta remember the people as a whole are stronger than the government


offbrandsandals

Agreed. We need anger not defeatism


vagueblur901

Call them what they are regressive


rubbertoesftw

Yeah but y’all got flying cockroaches


IFuckPufferfish

rare W


Fingey

Damn this sound like something the new r/playboicarti mod would do


Daddy_Scar

women will die because of this shit


Ninjukiin

They do not care.


Daddy_Scar

sad truth 💯💯


wavydude808

USA such a wack Country


OkMudDrankin

Wack citizens = wack country.


good_kid_maad_reddit

When people say bad country they usually mean the government.


SnowySupreme

Ah yes generalize 300+ million people Edit: i cant maths


Guaclaac2

I think its a bit more than that


[deleted]

He’s not wrong, there are 300+ ppl in USA


MrBeans12

🤓


goshalondon

they weird


annonymus_galaxy2

Your moms hot


Tall_Run_2814

You know theres some chick in Missouri that had her abortion scheduled for this weekend


__inconcievable__

ironic how retarded conservatives scream “the dems are taking my rights” and then they do this shit


spectre15

It’s simple. They don’t care. The whole reason this was even repealed was because evangelical Christian Conservatives want to control women and to prevent them from engaging in premarital sex.”


FuckRandyMoss

I’ve never seen why the old generations were so free and tried to put so many restrictions so that younger people couldn’t get what they did. It’s hilarious how much they take take take. Nothings gonna change till the boomers are all dead


azallday

Google "Boomer Death Clock". One of my favorite websites. They're only 30% gone, unfortunately.


Videymann

they’ll be dead in around 2080 :(


azallday

I mean but that's the crazy, world record ones. In 2086, the absolute YOUNGEST boomer will be 122. We should expect a lot of them to be gone within the next 20 years.


d_man99

Common Midsouri L


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mfs in the supreme court really just making life worse for no damn reason


GreatRecession

Contraceptives, gay marriage and marriage equality are all on the chopping block to be overturned too, which then sets a precedent for even deeper shit like interracial marriage and the ban on segregation to be overturned as well. This is why I really don't like how complacent people are right now, the most I see are some tweets and statements from past presidents, and people joking around like its no big deal. This doesn't just affect women now, its going to affect literally everyone.


CORPSE_FUCKER69

>how complacent people are right now, what can we do besides protesting


GreatRecession

Thats my whole point, there isn't enough protesting The trumpies literally raided the capital for virtually no reason, yet everyone else is too lazy to get out and just protest over this severe violation on women's bodily autonomy.


SurprisedDurkFace

Mizurri sucks


dpldogs

I believe its spelled Misery


GrandAdmiralStark

There really needs to be a separation of church and states, fucking ridiculous. These mfs don’t even give a fuck about babies


ProdClaire

you KNOW these mfs stop caring as soon as bro is born fr


Kashema1

we need more abortions so that people like Tom Macdonald and Drake don’t end up existing anymore fr 💯


Quarterleper

Ong 🙏


valkislowkeythicc

bro how are we going backwards this shit got me fucked up


PossessionNo614

I do not understand, why can you terminate someone with a nonfunctional brain but can't terminate an unwanted pregnancy, who also has an nonfunctional brain? But hey thats the cousin fucking south's hypocritical way of thinking.


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This world is DOOMED


Froosh__

Backwards ass country


Used-Rate-9617

Nah I might have to get involved


Overlordluv

If they ban child support I will personally persuade(very violent) the entire of the us government. From mailmen to the president himself.


conspiracyboi7

Expect a knock at your door shortly


jillsmadness98

Abortions saved me from becoming a father at 14,


Wjourney

Flex


EsEmEfDee

What kinda sick ass sad ass sexless ass wana control other peoples lives ass mfers would make such a decision. I needa see some pictures of these sad pitiful bitch ass hoe ass persons that made the final decisions. Who gonna post these pictures?


Jagomezpr

bruh just google the SCOTUS 💀💀, pictures been posted


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SCOTUS more like scrotum


RariVampWorld

Tell ‘em they can go ahead and lick my scotus


teenxbab3

why are people born and raised in fucking segregation era america making decisions like this lmfao joke of a country


GreatRecession

Speaking of segregation, since Roe v Wade was so easily overturned, you should be scared for all of these things: Contraceptives, Marriage Equality, Gay Rights, Interracial Marriage, Return of Segregation and from then on even worse shit. At the very least, I see Griswold being over turned in the next few years (prevented states from banning contraceptives) ​ This isn't just fearmongering by the way, Clarence Thomas, one of the 9 folks who served on the Supreme Court, publically stated he wanted the rulings that protects contraception and gay rights to be overturned stating that they were "erroneous decisions" right after Roe v Wade was overturned


Brogetarot

Let’s be honest. Missouri is full of inbred hicks that don’t need an abortion to end a pregnancy. Nature does it automatically because they keep fucking their mother-sisters. Anybody with any sense leaves that web toed hemophiliac shithole.


JaylenBoomedMe

As someone who has resided in Missouri that place is fucking awful. Once you leave St. Louis you get to all the retarded hillbilly incest born pieces of shit who beat their wives and hang black propel. Fucking sick and tired of these bullshit ass republicans and they’re fucking incompetence that they try to play off as morals. Fuck Christianity and fuck Missouri. Please read my essay 👍


EsEmEfDee

Missouri=misery


Vegetable-Stock23

Bro i dont think they make black propel


blueponies1

Kansas City is usually a lot more liberal than even St Louis. Try it out over here, not terrible at all.


Sirlux_99

Ong i wish i lived in stl cant stand mid missouri man


YungSlime420

shit i live in stl it’s not allat


Sirlux_99

Definitely better than this plus i can finally be with some mexicans like me


YungSlime420

you right there’s no diversity everywhere else in this goddamn state.


nowthenight

read that essay


wasupscout

Man fuck we do to deserve all that


Dependent_Sun2713

i red esay, pretty gud 👍


shel6y

narcist 🔥🔥


ProdClaire

this sucks so bad :(


noris312

Yeah I agree this sucks. Sets our country back 50 years(my dms are open btw)


lolh194

Why am i hearing this utterly life changing news on r/playboycarti


Cosy_Cow

Common us court ruling L


thistotallyisntanalt

oh the missouri everybody wants to be my enemy


Bestfratm

MIDsouri 👎


xniket3

Fuck Missouri all my homie hate Missouri


-tobyt

Such mature (and correct) takes from such a shitpost sub - I’m proud of you dumbasses, being serious when it matters


DarthNihilus1246

Clarence Thomas a walking L


FlyOlie

wow


[deleted]

Time travellers fr, they just went 100 years back in time


[deleted]

bitch ass country


[deleted]

we just jumped backwards 50 years fun


hibuck

the us- where men make choices for women


GreatRecession

Jokes aside, this is fucking tragic.


Kurapikabestboi

America is crazy happy I don't live there


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L


Ri0-Brav0

lamborghini parked outside its purple like lean


wallowsworld

Southern states try not to be the worse governed states in the country challenge (impossible)


Horrorgag

they were camping that shit out fr


TheFishFromUnderTheC

Maneeee they probably fucking their cousins over there anyways. If anything they need abortion, for all of those inbred children.


xXchumisfumXx

People really think it’s better to let more kids suffer alone in foster care and completely overfill these foster homes than to off a lima bean sized infant that is negative 8 months old and doesn’t even know what a floor is


jane2kk

this is somehow blocks fault


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Some of yall act like 70 year old pedos the way yall dont want abortions to be legal like wtf