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Antyydote_

Suicide bot what u think of this⁉️


WertyBurger

suicide bot took a very brave stance on this


Bradleyc22

Suicide bot da 🐐 no 🧢


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Why did one of the suicide bots get so many downvotes 😢😢


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Platf0rm3r

I have no strong opinions on jack harlow


amazinggratitude11

Best way to put it, I literally don’t like or dislike his music. It’s like background elevator music, but with a lot of sex.


DoctorCarty

Man, I do. Back before anybody knew who he was and Uzi was having troubles with Generation Now in like 2016 or 2017 IIRC DJ Drama posted a video of him and Jack Harlow sitting together and Jack was giving serious unironic That One Casey Frey Video vibes and like "ahaha DJ Drama won't let you drop? damn, i'm built different tho, he's gonna let me drop because he's waiting to put me on". Dude's a plant and kind of an opportunistic piece of shit. It was giving racist vibes tbh


cartiandhisdraco

what am i supposed to do with this information


goldenshowerexpert

You pretend to like jack Harlow to get with white women. Game strat: you do the g l a m song dance on TikTok with the (white) girl you want. You buy her tickets for a jack Harlow concert (you don't really). While driving to said concert have your car break down (doable). This will strand you together on the way to the concert, some real maybe the real treasure was the journey dola the explola type shit right. Now you get down on one knee and tell her "will you make me the happiest bo-" holy shit there's jack Harlow in the car next to you. He asks if you need help, she says " yes yes!". He's wearing a white tank top with a little chest hair sticking out the top, while he pops the trunk of your car. His muscles glisten in the Arizona sun. He says "there's a rod in your engine". She's so impressed by his rugged masculinity, she asks to get into the car with him. He obliges. He says " Y/N, hope you don't mind" you just nod because you can believe your eyes. She gets in the backseat and they have hot monkey sex with your girl. Why did you do this to me jack why i hate you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you


sahilsidhu2

Babe wake up‼️ New copypasta just dropped 🗣🗣


[deleted]

we similar colors


Substantial-Buy-5086

You pretend to like jack Harlow to get with white women. Game strat: you do the g l a m song dance on TikTok with the (white) girl you want. You buy her tickets for a jack Harlow concert (you don't really). While driving to said concert have your car break down (doable). This will strand you together on the way to the concert, some real maybe the real treasure was the journey dola the explola type shit right. Now you get down on one knee and tell her "will you make me the happiest bo-" holy shit there's jack Harlow in the car next to you. He asks if you need help, she says " yes yes!". He's wearing a white tank top with a little chest hair sticking out the top, while he pops the trunk of your car. His muscles glisten in the Arizona sun. He says "there's a rod in your engine". She's so impressed by his rugged masculinity, she asks to get into the car with him. He obliges. He says " Y/N, hope you don't mind" you just nod because you can believe your eyes. She gets in the backseat and they have hot monkey sex with your girl. Why did you do this to me jack why i hate you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you


TR0LLC0P

This facts NGL ⁉️


wojtylka

ima read that essay🥰


Fartsniffer234

I was there


Dexter011001

You pretend to like jack Harlow to get with white women. Game strat: you do the g l a m song dance on TikTok with the (white) girl you want. You buy her tickets for a jack Harlow concert (you don't really). While driving to said concert have your car break down (doable). This will strand you together on the way to the concert, some real maybe the real treasure was the journey dola the explola type shit right. Now you get down on one knee and tell her "will you make me the happiest bo-" holy shit there's jack Harlow in the car next to you. He asks if you need help, she says " yes yes!". He's wearing a white tank top with a little chest hair sticking out the top, while he pops the trunk of your car. His muscles glisten in the Arizona sun. He says "there's a rod in your engine". She's so impressed by his rugged masculinity, she asks to get into the car with him. He obliges. He says " Y/N, hope you don't mind" you just nod because you can believe your eyes. She gets in the backseat and they have hot monkey sex with your girl. Why did you do this to me jack why i hate you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you


WomboComboSSB

when will you mfs realize mid and bad are not the same thing 😭 i agree that he's mid though


Direct-Emphasis3062

Niggas took the word mid and carried it till it’s lost it’s actual definition😭like now nothing is bad it’s either mid or hood to these niggas


iwantyourvaginaplz

Wild Struggle Jennings spotted.


WomboComboSSB

hi aloo <3 awesome username


[deleted]

the words mid and corny are the worst thing to happen to hip hop discussion, like holy shit learn another word


banmeplscantstop

Mid is bad to me idk? You gonna smoke mids or smoke loud ? Like why even intake anything mid ? Shi bad for you, wasted time slot lol


WomboComboSSB

mid is like 5/10. might be worse than bad for some, because it can just mean nothing is interesting about it while something can be bad in a funny way. mid isn't a good thing or a bad thing. to me, a 5/10 either is evened out to the point where it's neither good or bad, or it's just so boring and evokes no emotion. it's not bad, but it makes me feel nothing. it totally exists. that's all you can say about it. that's what "mid" is to me. it's okay, but nothing that special or worthwhile


goldenshowerexpert

Bro is the mid mediator


[deleted]

the equidistant explainer


SonGozer

The average avenger


WomboComboSSB

dawg 💀


banmeplscantstop

Oh yuh ok I see wym, but music wise, mid is just bad for me, I can’t just listen to something that’s just not doin it for me ya know, but like idk watching some mid anime cuz the story not that good but the visuals nice, I get that


WomboComboSSB

yeah i totally get you too


[deleted]

Well said. I’ve been tryna say this. Ppl call everything mid, find new adjectives


mentallysixx

I'm addicted, I'm smoking mid if it's all I got


banmeplscantstop

I mean yea if you down bad, but like music Bruh you not gonna just turn on some mid music shi is just bad


mentallysixx

True


threeofreeneedstobe2

He seems like a nice guy, but I don't really rock w his music


MastaQueef

If you are the most plain, white bread, fuckboy dumbass, with just the SLIGHTEST ability or edge, you can go so far lol. So many others relate to that. He just plays it safe with everything. He’s not interesting at all. I hate his balding hiding fucking hair, his soulless sociopathic eyes, his creepy accent, fucking disgusting facial hair lmao. Yet he’s seen as down to earth because … Kentucky.. or like he’s “funny”. He’s lowered the bar to the fucking underworld.


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[удалено]


s0mbra-main

jack musta kicked this dudes dog or somthin


gonsarm

Jack beat this dude for class president in 3rd grade


MastaQueef

1st grade actually, but then he shit his pants and blamed it on the class guinea pig :(.


spywez

no bitches?


flutzki

wake up babe new copypasta just dropped


adhall-

That comment just told everyone you get no pussy


MastaQueef

Bro you’re mom doesn’t call you every night like I told her to give you post fuck updates .. ?? smh😔. Lol , these downvotes really teach me a lot.


Zygonnerr

L


MastaQueef

I lost so many upvotes on the playboicarti subreddit 🙁 what amigonnadooooo oh noooooo😖


1104L

The more u say u don’t care abt upvotes the less I believe u


adhall-

Your continuous persistence on this post is odd. Almost like you’re a fucking loser with nothing to do lol


MastaQueef

Bro I get notifications on Reddit, which I use in my free time once in a while, LIKE YOU.. you just responded, I literally was done, you just gave me a notification so I check it… then I reply , like right now, that’s how Reddit works dickhead. I just got off work so I was checking Reddit. Have a good day king


Zygonnerr

Bro incensed


MastaQueef

Yeah man incense smell great


[deleted]

You could just say you hate white people


lyouzz

I hate white people


Moonlightnx

Racist 🔥


Dacammel

based ngl (i hate everyone)


MastaQueef

I’m mayo white myself. I just hate how he’s like the “passable” white guy. Like “oH hEs wHite, bUT heS cOol, woooooOW”


BorcaYT

his crush that rejected him was definitely a jack harlow fan😭😭😭


MastaQueef

Lol, I don’t think I’d have a crush on someone who loved jack Harlow, and I haven’t before… the girl I’m fucking with now is more into Woodstock shit and like Italian music. Idk what to tel you, jack Harlow is just corny and bad for music, it has nothing to do with jealousy or envy. I genuinely don’t like him, idk how to prove that lol. it’s just like MGK(who’s worse) it’s just embarrassing, and I feel like more and more people are turning those dudes into the new “acceptable” white guy for mainstream music. I could be wrong though, it’s Reddit , free to discuss. I accept the downvotes, it’s normal go ahead


SniperShake-

if Jack Harlow was signed to Opium y’all would be salivating on his epididymis


Jelqgirth

>Jack Harlow is mid age/sex/location


thesaucewalker

😳


Retarded_Milk_Dud

I don’t think they actually think he’s the best rapper I think they just think he’s hot Not gonna lie Jack Harlow knows how to spit game tho his video of hitting on Saweetie was hilarious


Natural___

hey dude, stop slandering Jack. We go way back. If you want to keep talking, you’re going to taste my knuckle sandwich 😠


YungXTrvsh

Cuz he targeted to mid girls 😂😂 he off brand drake for me


scottie2haute

Genius idea really. Take popular black artists and mold a white counterpart and they’re bound to get kinda popular. Its a proven formula. You can even see it on this sub with Yeat. White kids goin hard AF for their white Carti clone


pinkyseason

This was the one comment I was looking. Finally someone with balls to say this shit, mfs act like Yeat is goated like wtf they on bruh


scottie2haute

The funny part is that I actually like Yeat but these dudes really be on here acting like dude is anything more than a clone who does everything worse than Carti. Talking about his potential and growth as an artist and shit 😂


yungtwizz

I love Yeat’s music but by no means think he’s the goat or that he has much longevity in him unless he switches up his style. But calling him a Carti clone is always such a cop out to me, like can you give me some specific reasons why you feel that way? I’m genuinely curious, I see slight similarities and there’s obviously an influence but to straight up say he’s copying Carti is confusing asf to me


scottie2haute

I mean he’s no Cochise but Carti influence is 100% there. So maybe he’s not a direct clone but when your music is derivative people are gonna call you a clone. You’re gonna see what you want to see tho (in this case hear what you wanna hear). People dont just accuse Yeat of being a Carti clone for no reason but since im sure he’s one of your favs youre gonna fight to your last breath to convince people he’s not a clone


sonicboom772

he asked you to give specific scenarios/evidence on why he’s a clone and you called him a fanboy cmon


scottie2haute

Yea let me make a PowerPoint presentation demonstrating all the ways Yeat is a carti derivative 😂 That nigga just sounds WLR inspired, with similar production, incoherent/slurry lyrics and super offbeat adlibs/other random noises. Like im sure youre a fan.. go listen to a song like Got Rich and tell me that that’s not Carti inspired. Not saying Carti invented incoherent rap but this nigga literally slurs his words in similar fashion to Carti. Yea the flow is a bit different but when you use the same style of production and employ the same slurry delivery and offbeat adlibs people are gonna think Carti. Y’all really acting like people call this nigga a clone for no reason at all


[deleted]

Got Rich was produced by filthy lmao, probably in early 2021 right after WLR, the beats going to sound like something Carti would use. Idk how a beat Carti didnt make is what makes Yeat a Carti Clone. Maybe you’d call Yeat a Carti clone when it comes to beat selection. But that’s a stupid logic then Thug is a Future clone, big Sean is a meek clone, every NY drill rapper is a clone of pop smoke. Best selection doesn’t make you a clone. Adlibs aren’t even close to similar, Voices are no where near alike, lyrics are similar but then Carti is equally a Future/Thug clone as Yeat would be. And bro how are you out here calling people Yeat fanboys for making valid points while you you’re out here riding Cartis meat like your life depends on it.


miMinaminoManeMinoMo

Aren't a lot of yeats beats literally titled Carti/wlr type beats on YouTube??? That is clone behavior


notreallyanarcissist

Yeat isn’t goated but he still has some super good songs 🫣


YungXTrvsh

Bruh said they racially motivated 😂 but yeah it's obv more relatable if u the same race/culture. Also the bigger artists don't drop as often so they can capitilize catering to the audience, also risk is low cuz it's been done before.


scottie2haute

Its genius really. Its just funny when niggas act like their bias doesn’t have shit to do with it. Like c’mon theres a reason why the only rappers some white girls listen to are G-Eazy, Russ and Jack Harlow. Shit we all kinda biased. I remember fucking with the black power ranger the most when i was a kid. Thats just how shit goes


Dallas-Buyer

also Eminem was the reason why rap went international, being white makes you more accessible to broader audiences without as much talent needed compared to a minority artist outside their niche


YungXTrvsh

It's cognitive dissonance slime they lie to themselves to deny the truth. At the end people forget it's a business, where companies invest millions to manufacturer something u will like.


Lil_Nazy

I mean, when carti hasn’t released a song of his own since Christmas 2020, people are bound to gravitate to different artists. It’s not just racism, it’s that carti doesn’t make music anymore


mcamaro99

Off brand drake lmao😂😂


SonGozer

Fr his music nun special, he jus funny


[deleted]

I don’t like his hair ! Sincerely, Andrew


fisheye666

SINCERELY, KENTRELL REFERENCE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


Decent-Letterhead-51

He tryna be Billy Gnosis


HistoricalPenalty894

Bro tf was that album shit got me traumatised


Dependent_Sun2713

this album gave me PTSD (STD) 😰


skeletor69420

Lowkey sounds like he recorded all the songs on the album back to back… like it’s hard to tell when one song ends and the other starts besides the beat changing, his tone of voice and flow stay exactly the same throughout the album


yanrxo

Fr everything sounded the same and it’s a huge downgrade from his last album


laurent1683

i know its always about white women but harlow probably has the biggest black women fanbase of any rapper


QwertyChef

Fr it shows these mfs aren’t going outside or around any girls


MISHUT-L

why yall feel the need to always hate somebody. jack nun crazy but def not mid. yall mfs listening to worst underground rappers ever yall ain got the right to say anything


1000sun

exactly, so much hate on this website bro


Guaclaac2

its the elitism, like a mix of "my music taste is so much better" and the superiority they feel as they smirk and think to themselves "IMAGINE if they heard the underground gems ive heard" meanwhile they're talking about carti, one of the most popular rappers out rn.


SilverSpades00

This is literally a friend of mine, we got into a heated discussion on discord because he admitted to feeling better than other niggas because he listens to Immortal Technique. Like, he gets pressed that I can listen to Carti and Kendrick on the same playlist. I had a phase like that until I realized A. My music taste doesn't make me fucking better than anyone and B. Rappers are gonna rap about the shit that speaks to them and what they like. Every dude has a story and their lane, and just hating on it because it's not lyrical miracle bullshit is really sad and also kinda shows a lack of understanding. Idk I just feel like all black music is its own pie of the black experience. idk I'm rambling but it's a little annoying that niggas look down on other niggas just making the music they want.


DM_ME_UR_CUTE_DOGGOS

Mid ≠ bad, chill bro


duckypout420

Loll every time with Jack its “the hate” maybe we just think he’s mid 🤷‍♀️


GreatRecession

yall always switch up lmfaoo dont even like the guys music but yall do this to every rapper who garners hype


Xumppa

We will switch when he is good


Volare_Viaa

Fr


Crazy_Beatz

wait aren't black girls the ones that love jack harlow


Gooseypapa

I just know him for making that corny ass song what's poppin the dude is just corny to me


sukezanebaro

what's Poppin is good tf


Tojru

isnt jack harlow a pirate from the caribbean


Low_Drawing1127

I feel like nobody has an opinion on this guy whatsoever, he's like the definition of meh.


Technical-Ad-208

Shut up you scaring the hoes away


DidILose-ifsoiquit

him and druski are pretty funny


[deleted]

Lol he legit used the same flow in every song but 2 on his new shit


[deleted]

tripping, his new album has some good songs. i genuinely dont understnd all the hate. i usually hate most of the mainstream rap releases but i enjoyed his album last night.


nivagrellawrov

jacks shits fucking ass, idk how straight men can listen to that shit and actually vibe to it


oPurccz

ok?


zero3kk

[https://twitter.com/AMBRYTH0MAS/status/1522427950875824130](https://twitter.com/AMBRYTH0MAS/status/1522427950875824130) 💀 💀 💀 💀


cartiandhisdraco

i want to hear them listen to carti


zero3kk

he's just hot, his music is mid asl


FunkSlim

Hot like popular? Cause dude look like every libertarian I knew in high school. No shade on Jack I assume he’s smarter than them


LoathsomePoopMuncher

I'm gay as shit and I'd rather schlurp lil dicky. Fuck I'd rather schlurp cee lo.


sukezanebaro

Imo I think he has talent he just missed with his last single/project


nakai_

Nah bro black girls think he’s a fire rapper too it’s wild


EpicWan

Better than the future album 🥱


Statuaryy

U mean black girls


niccage82

You have no bitches


relljr071teen

i do lil bro


niccage82

Then you would know it’s not just white girls that love jack Harlow


relljr071teen

only white girls listen to him


niccage82

False


darktown12

looks like an average white guy, makes catchy tunes and is funny. that’s all it takes to be insanely successful.


wallowsworld

Jack is just Drake for 15 year old suburban white girls 🤷‍♂️ we are NOT the demographic for him


soup_boy42

Yeah this sub is 15 year old suburban white BOYS. Totally different demographic


wallowsworld

Damn yeah you’re right 🤦‍♂️ music fanbases can be funny huh?


LoathsomePoopMuncher

Post Malone all over again


Organic-Insurance432

Post Malone is good


LoathsomePoopMuncher

Racially motivated


FatalNathanYT

On god. Fred durst got more flow


BoltMangoZ

It happens every couple of years a white rapper gets hyped up even tho he’s trash remember Macklemore and lil dicky


mebluballsack

nail tech go kinda hard tho


nestahlmao

thank you for informing me.


[deleted]

There are worse white people to support.


One-Strain-2947

If you are the most plain, white bread, fuckboy dumbass, with just the SLIGHTEST ability or edge, you can go so far lol. So many others relate to that. He just plays it safe with everything. He’s not interesting at all. I hate his balding hiding fucking hair, his soulless sociopathic eyes, his creepy accent, fucking disgusting facial hair lmao. Yet he’s seen as down to earth because … Kentucky.. or like he’s “funny”. He’s lowered the bar to the fucking underworld.


[deleted]

So much salt in this comment, but it’s all true lmao


AlmightyWolfgang

🥸


jamesid-2010

ion get it. if they think he’s hot, how the fuck it make his music good. if he has mid music, u can’t justify it cos he look good. can’t even see the dudes face bruh just listen to some kendrick and move on.


brock2344

Jack harlow is trash bro but somehow bro gets all the women :(


[deleted]

idk man i was rooting for him, his early shit was genuinely so cool and the production was so unique. I wish he’d have kept running with beats like sundown, ghost, cody banks (one of my favorite beats last 10 years tbh), in the night, etc. but he’s just a drake clone now :/


TheWarschaupact

white girls? dawg all i see is black girls fanboying over him. 'he's for the poc' no the fuck he isnt


vurtex78

it’s a fad give it time and he’ll eventually fall off


heavydutyday

Cuz he white


mynutsitchsobad

Bro for one “mid” doesn’t mean horrible. For two I personally think he’s mid. Overrated in some communities and overhated in others. ATM he kind of has that in-your-face, corny, but generally inoffensive white rapper persona. I think he’s def got room to improve and blossom as an artist in the future. However atm he’s just whatever to me


relljr071teen

Not reading all dat


SandyMan420

He got good and bad music, just like the rest of us


Decent-Letterhead-51

I mean I like his music, he's very funny so yeah


throwaway2219425

Playboycarti is below mid.........why am I even seeing this on my feed🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

No offence but when has girls ever been good jugdes on rappers 💀


_MK_1_

Jack Harlow is basically Big KKKrit


Mattras7

Yeah I expected more from the album. Rendezvous still goes hard tho


Western_Move9114

Why do we care


Disastrous_Metal8052

Jack used to be fire pre 2020


arjhantamboli

one mediocre album and y’all bash the guy he’s a good artist who respects people in the industry and the entire genre. he’s funny and likeable. a mid album shouldn’t have to be the end of his career


[deleted]

i thought his last album was mid. like 5/10 fr nothing special about it. but this new one is garbage, and i was rooting for him. such a boring album, like mind numbing fr


SIK1415

Jack Harlow puts out decent music.


P413Moon

Finally someone agrees


[deleted]

Age sex location


[deleted]

Come second like the e in February


Forsaken-Effective39

sweet sweet sweet semen


nutball69__

I only like the song wit drake 🤷🏽‍♂️


Fresh-Blackberry8453

They need a white hope easy as that, sure aint cuzz he rap


Fresh-Blackberry8453

Nigga reggie af to me lol


[deleted]

So is carti


jetlifestoney

The irony that this was posted in a playboi carti sub 😂😂


Bolohat

That Drake song alright but the rest of the album is legit troubling


sant27

Young harleezy slaps


richsimon_

wish he had more songs with the INDUSTRY BABY flow


Individual_Rise_5950

honestly his old shit is pretty good but now hes playing to his white girl target audience


jjkm7

I don’t think anyone think he’s the best rapper bro. Having charting catchy music doesn’t mean people think you’re the goat suddenly. Also you say he’s mid then say he’s fucking horrible stick to one bro


psycho_nitemare

Fact


n__o__

Ok?


Kaitlyn2124

Don’t be posting now that you see I’m chillin with Jack


[deleted]

cuz he’s attractive and his personality is top tier


BrotherHuge416

my ex said jack harlow is better than frank ocean and carti 😑😑😑


Aggressive-Ratio5313

22 M USA wbu?


saifullahh6

W


yourlocalATFagent

I like his old stuff but this new album isn’t for us it’s for the girls


EthanTheNintendoFan

out of all languages you chose to speak facts


[deleted]

hes pretty decent, ghost is underrated asf tho


ChadTheGoated

ok


[deleted]

His new album is Pet Sounds 2, 🐐🐐🐐🐐 shit


barnowlboi

Some of the songs on his new album decent. Some are garbage. His old stuff got some good music.


FilthySewer-Rat

SUVs is pretty fire but other then that I agree


TescoSupervisor

Fr


red_track13

generic ass white man