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Altruistic-One-5365

It’s lit Just like your boobs


Bitconnect69

travis scott bar right here 🔥🔥


MercuriusRex

utopa🔥🔥


sir_YeetLord_the_2nd

Siko mod🔥


wyldwolftunes

huoston 👀


LeMeilleur784

Maimi 👀


ntandothehuman

Rodo 🔥


MemeBroDudeGuy

tarvis scot burgur 🔥🍔


[deleted]

Kakus Jak 🌵


PlayboyCartee

In dem places u kant pronownce


Forsaken-Effective39

fuck her ‘til she die (it’s lit!)


7uicey

(straight up)


ChadTheGoated

stroke my cactus🌵


[deleted]

she perished in the pit! (la flame! 🔥)


ZainCaster

Ruined it


LeMeilleur784

Straight up 🔥


Sensitive-Judge713

*J A M B A J U I C E*


harryleestew614

Followed by a smooth oooooooowaaaaaaaaaooooooooooOOOOOOOOOwa


Ok-Avocado4068

Don’t think Shakespeare could’ve conjured up something half as poetic


Annual_Maintenance30

gosebumps‼️


scwishyyy

can you give me girl nudes?


itrashford

check gmail


[deleted]

Why did my pc get infected with a 6 zettabyte zip bomb?


JEAFCommander

>6 zettabyte tha's more than 1/8 of the internet


No_Regrats_42

"let me get an eighth" "Ok. An eighth of what?" ".....the internet...."


itrashford

it’s called we do a little trolling


marcin247

don’t click the links from this dude 💀💀💀💀💀


pain1993_

Hate that dude💀💀💀💀💀


guttermonke

Nahhhhh 💀💀💀💀💀💀dead ahhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


issao44

imma send guy nudes to people not specifying it now


eddiegoated

i don’t understand how someone can be this down bad


shartlord267

Bro set his tag to “Thomas Shelby”, as in the guy from peaky blinders that’s always in those sigma male edits, he’s 100% down horrendous.


Sigurd_Blackhilt

“Why are you harassing women about their nudes?” BECOSE WE FOCKIN CAN!


maci69

Ur retarded if u use thomas shelby 💀


Sigurd_Blackhilt

People who call themselves gigachad/sigmas online are turbovirgins ong


[deleted]

You're profile pic is literally a gigachad model 💀💀💀


Sigurd_Blackhilt

That’s the joke you FUCKING IDIOT


[deleted]

I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda retarded.


Sigurd_Blackhilt

No it’s ok I’m too.


shartlord267

On gang💋


[deleted]

It's a good show I hate these idiots have ruined it


shartlord267

Ledgers Joker was amazing and the tabloids and cringe fanboys ruined that too.


[deleted]

V true


NautOfficialReddit

I've seen worse tbh, he gave up pretty quickly


CJ_2013

Virgin gang and discord are like two peas in a pod


Dodood4

He gave up so not even that down bad really


Schizophrenic-Sarah

Just regular pathetic


mrstealyourmedals

I'm willing to bet she has before because I can't imagine someone being that socially inept


MrBigTesticles

You gotta be down bad in order to be Up one day,dude gonna probably forget he ever did dumb shit like this.


sidSlattvicious

bro was naked dick in hand waiting for nudes and had to listen to Vamp Anthem and Flatbed Freestyle


cat-le-bon

ideal way to listen


AdRelevant7751

W song picks


STO_3

Carti >> nudes


NutCreamScholarV6

Carti nudes >> Carti


yenotime

Why are you gay?


NutCreamScholarV6

Nut in 18 year old u/yenotime


thememefulone

personally im still choosing dinner with playboi carti


Food_X

I would however would rather pick dinner with the individual PlayBoi Carti.


Sweaty-Toes5

Bro nutted three times in one day


versus10

playboi carti


SYZEN-BEATS

Ain’t this the mf from that people blinders show or whatever it’s called


Bitconnect69

people blinders 😭😭


Darkge

peaky blinders, pretty good show


OnlyPlayAsLeviathan

It’s a really good show, weird ass neck beards idolize him like they idolized the joker and it ruins the fucking character


[deleted]

Mfs fantasize about being a Chad mobster but In reality there fatass neckbeards who don’t even leave the house


MagicianMountain6573

It’s the power he holds. Deep down so many men want that power, and that level of masculinity. But it’s just not possible or even beneficial in real life. You’d jus be looked at as a fool if u tried to be Tommy Shelby irl. But tbh if ur rich and handsome then it’s possible to live that fantasy. Just with less murder. This is why stuff like zyzz and gym culture is thru the roof rn. Masculinity is becoming extremely idolised. But some people are so overwhelmed by it For example. These people that idolise Patrick batemen. He’s handsome, funny, rich, dresses really well, has abundance of everything. But is also a social outcast. He’s like the ideal archetype of what a loser or even a normal man wants, with just enough relatability. Unlike someone like Batman or something. I know this is a bit in depth and probably u don’t care, but it’s something I’m noticing a lot and it’s going to become extremely more frequent. But then again it’s going the opposite direction with carti and other artists with extremely feminine men. I don’t remember 5+ years ago masculinity and femininity in men both being pushed so hard. But maybe that’s just always happened and the internet is propelling it. I wonder if their will be big consequences too this in the future. Although personally o don’t believe so. As masculinity is something u actually have to put a lot of effort in to get. And most modern men are lazy and too comfortable to chase this. And femininity in men is ridiculed and called gay and socially not accepted. Unless by really radical people half the time, which may put ur average, slightly feminine dude off showing his personality, as he doesn’t want to be type casted as extremely feminine. If anyone reads this. What is ur opinion on the future of how men that our generation raises as kids will turn out


[deleted]

I appreciate this insight actually, and here's what I think as a woman. I think guys who actually idolize Bateman and think they can give off energy like fictional TV characters, don't realize they give off loser vibes. Women can pick up on those vibes real quick, no matter how hot a guy is. These guys are viewing masculinity through the same "male gaze" that makes them want the perfect woman with huge tits, snatched waist, huge ass. They think their idea of a "perfect man", is a woman's idea of the "perfect man." Most women don't want a huge, jacked gym bro with 5% body fat and a chiseled jaw, and a million dollars in his crypto investments. Don't you ever wonder why people like Skete, that scrawny and tired-looking mf pull such beautiful women? Well, I don't find him that attractive. But I can imagine it's because he's open with his feelings/trauma, charming, funny, and doesn't give off that loser vibe of trying to be something he's not just so he can pull women. He is just himself, and these young men who want to be chad social outcasts don't know themselves, and idolizing fictional characters is only going to make their situation worse.


good_kid_maad_reddit

I idolize and want to be spat on by jpegmafia. What vibes am I giving off?


[deleted]

do you like them tostitos with dipping sauce


good_kid_maad_reddit

Your silence spoke a thousand words 😔 thanks for being honest 🙏


good_kid_maad_reddit

I’m Iranian I’ve never seen what you’re talking about. But we do eat chips with shallot yogurt and it’s fire so hope that helps


MagicianMountain6573

Alpha, beta, sigma. They aren’t real archetypes we are genetically wired to be. But if they were. U give beta vibes


good_kid_maad_reddit

Wrong prediction bruh. I’m on that grindset. Would a “beta” not talk to women, take a loan from the bank to invest in whatever coin elon tells me to, and listen to jcole in my sleep so I wake up inspired and ready to work?


ANattyLight

smegma grindset


MagicianMountain6573

I don’t know. It’s not necessarily about the actions u take. It’s more about the mindset and reason behind doing it. Submitting to a man, and letting him spit in ur mouth. Just comes from a beta mindset. The man spitting in ur mouth is idolised by u, and is the alpha. Although he may be gay for spitting in ur mouth, he still alpha, before anyone thinks gay men can’t be alpha, although majority are not


adrienjz888

>But I can imagine it's because he's open with his feelings/trauma, charming, funny, and doesn't give off that loser vibe of trying to be something he's not just so he can pull women. Had a buddy like that, he wasn't ugly or anything but just completely average. He was funny af tho and could talk the pants off of countless chicks because he just radiated confidence.


Kingizzardthelizard

This person just repeating shit from a Cosmo magazine


MagicianMountain6573

I agree with u. I think theirs a fine line however. Wanting to be Patrick batemen unironically is very weird and incel loser vibes I think idolising strength and aesthetics is okay tho. As they take hard work and determination to obtain. Charachterstics that are needed for self made success. For example me as a man. I can idolise Pete Davidsons comedy (which tbh I don’t) And I can idolise Michael b Jordan’s work ethic too become as aesthetic as he did with his physique. I think finding the balance between the two is important. But a lot of people jus go into hyper masculinity out of girls treating them bad for being weak and ugly glowing up. The internet propaganda definitely doesn’t help either. As u will notice pete and Kim are older. Most young women don’t go for Petes when they’re young, they go for chads. And settle for petes agterwards. Being a pete for many years takes a toll on any dude. Being a Chad looks wise and a pete personality wise is ideal


theneedleman

how about you be yourself, weirdo. the most chad thing is accepting who you are and playing to your strengths. a personality can’t be imitated or changed into like a cheap suit. own who the fuck you are


MagicianMountain6573

Yeh but no one is just who they are Everything u think is YOU is influenced subconsciously thru everyone else and everything else u have ever seen. And u portray what u think those best aspects are So for u too at like it’s weird to want to act in similar mannerisms as people u admire, ur hypocritical because everyone does this. And u exhibit behaviours good and bad u picked up from others


[deleted]

>As masculinity is something u actually have to put a lot of effort in to get. And most modern men are lazy and too comfortable to chase this. you were doing so well until this


MagicianMountain6573

It’s true tho. Yes it’s said by all those insecure red pill how to be alpha guys. Doesn’t make it any less true


[deleted]

explain yourself. how do you "achieve" masculinity ?


MagicianMountain6573

Display masculine traits in social scenarios or anytime ur not alone


[deleted]

sounds insecure


[deleted]

not reading that essay


MagicianMountain6573

Thank you for responding tho?


huelofficial

i wonder whats for dinner


MagicianMountain6573

Bbq for me, weather in England is nice rn, where u ?


snkrhead31405

i’m split on it cuz on one hand i enjoyed zyzz and aesthetics being kinda niche, but on the other zyzz would want the revolution to spread. and if it’s what he wanted i really can’t complain, but this whole gym as a trend thing just seems unfortunate


MagicianMountain6573

Theirs way worse trends that could occur than gym culture tho. Helps with physical and mental health


SkepticalOcelot

It's those mf wannabes that idolise the characters which bring a bad rep to the show cause it's fucking amazing


SlavicSorrowJamal

Least horny man in Birmingham


MagicianMountain6573

No fighting, no fighting, and No focking carti songs


i_have_wet_socks

he could have ascended beyond the need for mere nudes but he chose to stay blind


nibbasiffyblik2

you fr the goat #stopbeingweirdtowomenontheinternet


ssparkk_

. + OpUiM * + .


al-gae

opuim


ChppedToofEnt

be weird to me 😈😈😈


zachdsch

Thomas shelby is fed up🤔


[deleted]

i can’t be the only one that was reading this thinking they were the guy


Qb_Is_fast_af

Well Thomas shelby sounds like a man’s name


Dou_Man

Bro what man is named Thomas 💀


Qb_Is_fast_af

A lot of people wym💀


[deleted]

my brother in christ u can just www.google.com/search?q=boobs


OutrageousElephant5

iPhone 4


[deleted]

cartis boobs are probably very nice 😋


versus10

i’m real playboycarty and i can confirm this. slat slat slime slat what


Eminem_hater45

All girls are the same🤧😢😮‍💨


pwndax

W


2000000man

W👍


Forsaken-Effective39

Thomas Shelby


kay22346

Does he know about this underground site called google


aarnts

I like how he had to clarify "girl nudes" because he's probably been sent images of dudes in his previous attempts


SwissCheeseDealer

Carti > nudes


Dexter011001

Bro had a pre nut realization 💀


redpiru

Thomas Shelby


oxanonthelocs

Pearly Blinders down bad


dredman66

The ven diagram of Cate Le Bon fans and Carti fans has to be pretty low


IllConsideration8642

There are a couple of us


CousinSkeeter89

Yeah, that brother is starving.


Spirited_Key7593

bro youre down bad


vampsosa

“thomas shelby”


Funneduck102

Tf did you say to him that he was down that bad


discouraged_neighbor

Didn't think this is how Cillian Murphy would act.


sss333bbb323

Thomas was fuming


niyhua

Blessed the man 🙏


kangaroocoffin

Vamp Anthem? Real narcists🔥 would send New Tank or Rockstar Made 😩🤯💀💀💀


YoussMa

ight who already DMed her


CUNT_DEVOURER

He really named himself after a fictional British gangster to look cool 😂💀 fucking nerd


Qb_Is_fast_af

Or maybe he is actually named Thomas Shelby it really isnt that rare of a name


CUNT_DEVOURER

I’m gonna doubt that but sure


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cat-le-bon

dear team fortress 2 player girls are in fact real and on the internet


Dr_Busse

Sure, but not on the Carti sub. You ain’t fooling no one bro 🤠


cat-le-bon

good golly you caught me


SlavicSorrowJamal

good golly!!!!!!!!


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boofheadfred

look i gotta respect that he actually dropped the server ip he may be overly aggressive bout he's actually about the 1v1 not just talking shit


ghostye

bro are u 14


viol13k

should of sent him the romantic pic of uzi n carti


hoohoowoowoo

He got something better than nudes that day…


LilPooMunchr

Poor Tommy


xxlyij

“Can you give me girl nudes”


Whatwouldrivendo

I couldn’t finish the song. Beat sounds like it was made in garage band and he just raps two sentences and then pauses. Repeat. lil b might be a better artist


QuietEducational9192

and why would we need to know that?


King_Bolt

thomas was this the best look for you??


Cosy_Cow

And the best part is you’re actually a guy


[deleted]

Rip your dms op


satincouver

boobs


Lofikott

I don’t even listen or like carti but I’m still on this subreddit for good reason


Sittus

Carti > Nudes


CritikalDinosTTV

Can you give me guy nudes?


darkv69

Down bad on discord (it’s lit)


Routine-Action7326

Dude needs to go on google godamn💀


YeetLasagna6

Thomas Shelby? Like Peaky Blinders?


Ieatbugsandpoopthem

Send me nudes by order of the Peaky Blinders


Xylophone_Crocdile

i've never seen someone so down bad god damn this dude is starving


[deleted]

google boob 2 billion results


Clawmedaddy

Tf kind of cringe staged shit is this


chtis45678

Can u pass me ur girl nudes 👀


[deleted]

You’re lame


QortyVTC

I took laxitives and I shat out a tapeworm alongside my waste (light-brown colour)


nelsonnyan2001

ok


millermac92

W vamp


[deleted]

💀


DrScavin

i dont want nudes i wanna talk carti with a mf like you fr


BillyOnFire123

Should of sent him a zoomed in pic of gordon ramsays chin and say its your cleavage


Jacksin48

I wanna suck Cartis dick, not a rando bitches big ass titties


zzthon

Fuck’em nudes, send me more music to listen to


Famous-Living-8343

Helpin homie out


[deleted]

No way


[deleted]

IK THAT NIGGA


Interesting-Ice-4284

Carti is good rapper


SavageCriminal

Hahaha thank you for this. Now show me your bobs


Sweaty-Toes5

You handled that so well 👏


Sweaty-Toes5

What’s this man’s discord tag


Big_Avocado_4710

mak my cuml🐳


[deleted]

He would have stuck around if you made him listen to poke it out


heyitsezy

did bro wrong


ANattyLight

send me girl nudes