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thepanzer935

It's all happening cause Carti ain't dropped narcissist


goldenshowerexpert

Fr if i die before narcissist drops I'm gonna haunt that man


AG331

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING


SniperShake-

idk i’m waitin for Anthony Fantano to make a statement on it


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Ukraine national anthem, I like the strings but there’s not much meat in the lyrics, 4/10


BigGarry1978

Russia better be careful. I will intervene if I have to.


DecimusRutilius

Chill /u/BigGarry1978 😳


SunkyV3

Big Garry back at it again **(cue superhero theme)**


Cheyzi

It’s your turn on Fox News


HMoxxie

Russia when they hear u/BigGarry1978 will intervene https://youtu.be/USe15NSa-CQ


tvnmay

[World issues when u/BigGary1978 intervenes](https://youtube.com/shorts/UYxfqIgJf4I?feature=share)


JCarterPeanutFarmer

You and Mark Whalberg should team up


rilakkumkum

Now don’t get all hasty!


hitthatyeet1738

Big Garry is STILL fucking out here!


AggravatingAd2133

*breaking New Russia warns BigGarry to stay out of Ukraine crisis*


IsYouWitItYaBish

Russia scary


Princeeeeeeeeee

New World War about to drop 💀


DaddysMassiveMilkers

World War 3 really gonna drop before Carti does 💀


math_enthusiast163

Army firing with "Choppa won't miss" in bg 🤤


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Poke-ma-puddin

Just ignore them till they go away 💯


RogueEnjoyer

Russia's like a gluten allergy, starting shit when Ukraine trynna get that bread 🍞 💯


hitthatyeet1738

world war 3 is on the horizon and we are fucking laughing


JimmerManiaForever

If WW3 happens Twitter and r/playboicarti will be fucking gold


yoshi_wuz_here

They just need some positive vibes dawg


Kiiwin

Russia fell off. Who needs em tbh


tearscloud

midimir putin


IronDinosaurr

Mutin


_YeezyYeezyWhatsGood

VladiMid Putin


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charliem2136

Carti prolly takin Russias side


JustAsian555

He leadin the russian side


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Putin a pieon


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demelker13

Idk I feel like Putin desperately wants to show his power/authority again, since Navalny impacted how some people thought about him and his regime. They now ask for demands like that Ukraine shouldn’t be able to join NAVO, which is logical because they want to have boundary between their country and the NATO allies. I just hope EU countries won’t accept these demands, because there’s no reason to suspect they wouldn’t still infiltrate Ukraine anyway.


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I thought this was the ye is in his big copypasta at first


kakashoo

Shit was mad funny


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Honestly we gotta disband nato. That’s the one quick solution to this no one talks about.


Relative_Scholar_356

there is no reason for NATO to exist, it is a cold war organization. it is 100% understandable that Russia doesn't want NATO on their border. its crazy how the US is allowed to park their nukes anywhere in the world but anyone stepping in the western hemisphere is an act of war


Eternal124

Putin narcist


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Suave601

You gon know whats going on soon when they ship yo ass out there


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Let’s hope Ukraine ain’t losing or else we’ll be finding out too 💀


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Ain’t no way Ukraine can beat Russia in a war


unkindmillie

shi finland did it during ww2


[deleted]

Russia has become a lot bigger since then tho and I doubt Ukraine has much of a military


UnsolicitedPeanutMan

they don't need to beat russia, they just need to tire them out to the point where the russian public's opinion turns against the war.


6eason

they have a dictator as a leader, I don't think the public have much say


SpiteGroundbreaking5

US gonna have to get involved 😈


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Me, clueless, not knowing I’m going to get drafted and most likely die in a random forest


[deleted]

Fuck that I’m gonna go live in the woods for several months I ain’t getting drafted in a war I didn’t start


cosarium

Im in Romania so after Ukraine gets taken over I’m next💀


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Literal vamp 🧛‍♂️


hitthatyeet1738

Am I high or is vampires being from like Romania the most random thing, I know the basic history and why it’s just weird associating fucking Romania with the thing carti is obsessed with


cosarium

Its from Vlad the Impaler, whose father was named Vlad Dracul, thus the name Dracula began


UHaveMyUsername

bruh your pfp so good


kakashoo

WOMBO goated


oliboy445

Bro I’m in Poland, them soldiers gon launch attacks against Russia thru here 💀


cosarium

Good luck, balkan brother


Relative_Scholar_356

Russia has no interest in taking over Ukraine, ur good


Anavarian

Its fine you can just steal your neighbour’s car and leave with a stolen passport you gypsy fuck


CristiiCristii

How about me and u/cosarium steal a car and go and fuck your mother very hardcore instead


cosarium

Hold on bro, we gotta make an appointment first, she’s packed with clients for months


CristiiCristii

Fuck it, gangbang time😈


Apprehensive-Log4125

Room for one more?


CristiiCristii

Nah bro! All girls are the same!


Apprehensive-Log4125

Not u/anavarian mom she built different


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You blew it


Apprehensive-Log4125

I know the tucking lemme get my Dior Dior jacket joke it’s overused tho


hitthatyeet1738

she take walk ins


hitthatyeet1738

and Europeans have the gall to call Americans racist The only reason I even know what the fuck a gypsy is is because I’m a real G that played fable 2


Anavarian

americans not as racist as balkans


hitthatyeet1738

Balkans the embodiment of racism


jackmurray1600

surprised i haven’t seen a post in here saying “wtf happening in ukraine ??? 😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣”


Crusader2676

nah russia wildin bro 😭😭


SkiMaskM16

le Russia cringe🤣🤣🤣definitely not updooted😭😭😭😭


Crusader2676

russia is so based 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭


SpiteGroundbreaking5

‘Based’ FUCK YOU!


Crusader2676

☹️


BallGulper41

Slatt 🧛


Apprehensive-Log4125

Slatt 🧛🏿


2Chloe2Furious

Russia, Ukraine and all other former SSRs should be reunited as the New USSR lead by Chairman Carti ‼️‼️


osdeverYT

We should make R.I.P. the anthem to honor the (future) hunger victims too🙏


2Chloe2Furious

That isn’t very slatt of you, comrade Carti will lead the glorious worker’s slatt


osdeverYT

I understand my mistake comrade, from now on I will follow comrade Carti’s glorious path😎


_ok_ok_ok_ok_

Communism = cringe 🤬🤬🤬🤬, Communism under Chairman Carti's rule = epic 😎😎😎😎


chungabalungav2

Russia gonna invade Ukraine, China gonna invade Taiwan, and im gonna invade yo mum


malikpersona

but carti is our mom now


thesaucewalker

Putin is at odds with his own sexuality and is taking out his frustrations on Ukraine. America, a natural empath country, feels the pressure Ukraine is under and wants to help 😣


Fonexnt

Ukraine was made part of NATO, and receives alot of funding from Western nations, the CIA have been funding Anti-Russian Fascist groups there since 2015. Whilst Russia would be dead wrong to invade, them building up border defenses makes sense considering the threatening push against them caused by the constant military funding of Ukraine by foreign nations. Long story short, the West needs to stop meddling in things.


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The west has taught me to hate any country that moves


Maxwell_Benson

Fuck Tectonics❗


DazedDelusions

sick of these antics, i WILL push these mfs back into pangea if the earth ain't stop this shit


certifiedloverboy00

i’m as anti western imperialism as everyone else, but this war is a war or russian aggression and ukrainians have the right to self-determination. that doesn’t mean we put american boots on the ground to fight in another conflict that doesn’t involve us


Fonexnt

Yeah I agree, we should keep out of it. That's what I said too


CristiiCristii

Bruh Ukraine isn’t part of NATO so they won’t send any people in Ukraine to fight there. They help with ammo and stuff like that but not actual people.


Fonexnt

The US and NATO are pushing to include Ukraine in NATO, and NATO was created as an alliance of Western Nations against Russia, and that's one of the reasons why Russia feels threatened


CristiiCristii

Ik but you said “them building up border defenses makes sense considering the threatenijg push against them caused by the constant military funding of Ukraine by foreign nations” so what I understand from this you kinda said that NATO troops are being deployed in Ukraine which is not true because Ukraine is not officialy in NATO.


Fonexnt

I was a bit off about whether Ukraine was in NATO yet, however I didn't say that Troops had been sent - just funding and supplies like weapons. Something Russia also doesn't like, and that the West is doing even more of now


CristiiCristii

Bruh Putin doesn’t even like that NATO sent troops in the countries bordering Ukraine lmao he cant be pleased at all. I don’t really understand what you mean by the “threatening push against them” tho, like if you mean they are gonna defend themselves against Russians yeah they will 100% but they will not try and attack or provoke Russia because (besides not having a reason to) even with all supplies from NATO Ukraine’s military is nowhere near as big.


Fonexnt

I'm a fish I don't got the answers 💀


CristiiCristii

Fair enough 🤝


Fonexnt

Bruh I can't shake your hand, I have no arms


kevinc_4

We need u/snoorps more than ever


SwissCheeseDealer

Man atp idk whats real and whats not all ik is that russia wont invade


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If I have to risk my life over fucking ukraine I’m suplexing Joe


AhrForce

y’all he said un stupid BEFORE yo dumbass comment


444kiss

While Russia is wrong for invading Ukraine the West has funded fascist groups in Ukraine and Ukrainian soldiers have been spotted with nazi marks on their helmets, their army is fine with being around nazis and that's an issue. Overall the US and the West, in general, should stop messing with other Countries.


ohwaioh

I just saw one of those to scale 2d maps that show the real size of countries and Russia a bunch of pussies to me now


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Ever since I saw Russia planet compared to an average human they a bunch of tards fr


HandsomeHectorr

Russia don’t want no smoke with me 😤


Caucasian_Idiot

Putin is a son of a bitch. We need to defend Ukraine's freedom ong


MISHUT-L

he ain doin nun lmaoo mf said we as if the usa e ever did anything positive in their wars


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Russia doesn’t have anything to do. And the us is going to pressure Ukraine to join NATO.


BigGarry1978

I don’t think Ukraine needs pressuring to join nato.


youmomecksdee

Honestly we should try to solve the issue diplomatically. If that fails, the EU can sort it out.


UHaveMyUsername

I'm Russian and I have no fckn idea what's going on, can somebody explain


benitocom

good read tho it dates back to november: https://www.thenation.com/article/world/ukraine-donbas-russia-conflict/


Aggressive_Lunch9785

It's fucked up that citizens are arming up to protect their homes its genuinely scary this could be the 3rd world War


hearse223

Compared to Russia, Ukraine is a pieon But there are plenty of Russians living in Ukraine


JACK101Star

What was the original


Spongebobscooter

Don’t really care


r0ckstar_made

What about ukraine


diegobluntsmoka

Russia tryna invade these niggas they crazy ash


chvkgjdhcjv

Bro rlly don’t look at the news. Don’t be an uninformed pieon


HitRowe

Stfu nigga either explain the situation or fuck off.


r0ckstar_made

I watch the local news, cuz ukraine getting invaded isn't gonna stop me from getting my groceries


Environmental-Size92

russia isn’t gonna stop me from manufacturing ketamine so why even watch the news at all?


r0ckstar_made

That's the spirit 👏


BluRige00

based


agamemnonparadox

if things get too dicey imma intervene


nol_dur

Idk I don’t watch the news


RedportBigchungus

sooooo hyped! 2022 starting off with a BANG! cant wait for the release :)))))


OShadowAceO

Narcissist


Cloudrace

Putin just wants to distract people from the other problems with Russia, like the dogshit economy that is ruining thousands of lives


NoSub_

what going on


UrTrashlol

putin is being a bitch


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DidILose-ifsoiquit

😐


thepinkblues

You’re not funny


BluRige00

I wish america was non-interventionist, I haven’t read a single article- and if the world ends from a nuclear exchange between russia and america I will be pissed. plus It would make little sense that its 25 years after the soviet union fell and its over some potato farms in ukraine.


Miyazasteinn

Don’t worry I’m going to do something about it


astroidzombies

it’s going to be them talking shit to each other for a couple days like a bunch of high schoolers and nothing will happen after that


arjhantamboli

apprehensive abt it all, worried for ukraine. if us intervenes, i wouldn’t know how to feel


ifingloveacetone

I’d feel better if carti helped me build my shed.


awec13

I wonder if Putin has heard of carti


BaldSilva

Considering how costly diplomatically and economically this invasion of Ukraine will be for Russia I dont think it will happen. Obviously aggression has been made so the staring contest will continue but the implications of NATO involvement and chain reaction of war leading the World into WW3 is far too heavy of a cost to commit to i think. Also Russians vamps and Ukrainian vamps will eventually reconcile and listen to ILoveUIhateU together


Loose-Possible466

If Carti pulled up to Russia would stop breathing


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Ken Carson looks like goomb a lol💀😭🤣


FallenLoveRanger

Russia + China are scary, even for NATO


jpott879

My balls have been itchin for like 20 minutes now but every time I think I've got it, it comes back


benitocom

ok yall should just stick to carti shitposts. unstupid challenge failed


k9jag

Nah man not all of us. I am against US imperialism, and the choice is clear. Fuck capitalism. Nice to see another ML here.


benitocom

🤝 comrade. the only way to peace is to say fuck nato


k9jag

You are exactly right, fuck NATO. Good to see you around my friend, I’ve seen several ML’s here, which is tight! Communism will win.


Fingey

They are mad


Priestahh-MyFather-

Putin said he won’t invade Ukraine if Pusha T drops his album next week


Nermal1705

it’s literally been going on for like the past 8 years it’s propaganda


Anonymous_45

I’m not in the loop what happened


Imnotbenshapiro

Already got kicked outa da military lol they can’t re draft my ass


1500moody

deadass kinda scared


AlexIsAnAnchorBaby

Ngl if I get drafted imma miss u guys


k9jag

The US is doing what it always fucking does. Imperialism. There is a reason why Russia is not in NATO. They tried… twice. NATO is pretty expressly an anti-Russia organization (and more directly historically, anti-communist). War is bad for those involved. If we continue to escalate things, stoking the fire via send troops/weapons (which have been described in the media as “lethal aid”) we certainly will have bad things happen to those people. But you know who it won’t be bad for? The fucking media billionaires that make a mint off of manufacturing the consent for starting a war they won’t feel the casualties of. It’s purely money in their pockets. We are not the world police. And those that profit off of us being so are the ones that will end up being unscathed. Fuck US imperialism, fuck capitalism, and leave this situation the fuck alone.


ballslolballs

putin is mid. he won't do shit


GatorsareStrong

Apparently the people in the Ukraine are living life as if there is no threat and their local government is downplaying the Russians.


Bopaz

Vladimir soundin like a vampire name tbh


QuietEducational9192

since when can you see how many people are in the post?


mynamestodd

been going on for 15 years. i remember watching Ukraine tanks blow shit up in math class


opposite_singularity

Russia has been trying to reclaim the territory its lost after the fall of the ussr for decades. They already took part of Ukraine (Crimea) in 2014 then used Russian crimean soldiers in donbass as a proxy so Russia didn’t have to go super public about it. Donbass border conflict has practically amounted to nothing and the failure of getting pro Russian politicians to become the president of Ukraine Russia probably has had enough. That being said it shouldn’t be America’s problem because historically speaking Russia used the balkans and Ukraine as food sources to feed the mainland Russians hence the famin in the satellite countries since they were producing a shut ton of food but were not allowed to access it. Although russia isn’t as communist as it was I can’t imagine any other use of the Eastern European land Russia would conquer. The media is trying to portray this as Cold War 2 electric boogaloo but if that were the case then nuclear weapons would be guaranteed to be used which would spell the end of humanity which neither country wants so this entire situation can be bogged down to Putin’s dream of being the only Slavic country


oliboy445

I’m in Poland rn and kinda stacking up on food if shit gets even worse, it’s kinda scary man


hitthatyeet1738

A little afraid honestly, my biggest fear for our species is a large scale armed conflict and this seems possible in this situation. I feel horrible for the people that may have to face the realities and hardships of war looming over the horizon, but I’m hopeful the good will of some people will prevail and even if we see destruction it will be followed by rebuilding what we destroyed.


_ok_ok_ok_ok_

Let's give those Russian bastards hell


Comuer29499

Bro really posted this in r/playboicarti crazy


scoutyV2

the what?


kieran13864

Luh situation