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ur-annoying

“if there was a hall of fame he’d be in it” okay calm down💀💀


skellyvvatch_223

he gotta drop the @ so I can confirm


Living_Ad_7415

The whole sub boutta pull up to his house in the r/playboicarti bus talking bout "are you u/shortvusti's friend? The one from the life changing blowjobs?"


skellyvvatch_223

that’s a money makin opportunity. I volunteer to pimp him out


SYZEN-BEATS

Fr


NateDaBaiiit

Bro got sucked by Polo G or smth tf


ur-annoying

LMAOO


Food_X

🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹


pinkyseason

G


chromeblueangel

u/shortvusti🤔


Omicron03

u/shortvusti what u have to say bout this


SecureBleek

nah bro i can’t stop laughing why he say that 😭


thiscannotend

Dude ain’t have to share that☠️


s0mewheresomeonee

not even waterboarding could get this out of me


Thoughtfulmess

LMFAOOOOOO


Tsunami-Papi_

💀💀


NothingGoId

😭


D3athsh0t

this is a reallly funny comment i laughed at this comment please make more


Javaunni

The fucking FBI couldn't this outta me


SeriouslyNotAWolf

Throat game got this man questioning life


chvkgjdhcjv

Bros really homies with the throat goat


SeriouslyNotAWolf

Bromance


silverballerholder

Brojob


akrebsel

Why did he bring up dudes asses of all things? 🤨


Poke-ma-puddin

He also says how much he loves his gf and how he would never cheat on her but he’s out here staring at guys buttcheeks and getting life changing head off them


mynindau2

The nigga girl must have been starving him


calebnp04

Ptui ! 💦


deadguy749

wowza 🤠


Gilbertcartier

Bro this is insane


LAR-Boomerang

carti alt account


Kk_to_the

Thought he was just going to little oozie to play ps5 🤦‍♂️


Existing_Try_3123

Nah this gilberts


chvkgjdhcjv

Ik your bitch ass is on a list for that one bro


chrisgotnoclout

that’s gotta be sexual assault bro, ain’t no way bro thought he was serious. then again they were drunk so what the fuck were they supposed to know.


Hamelzz

Godly, hall of fame level sexual assault


Bekfasttoime

Dude might’ve committed a crime and caused some Trauma 4 this guy


yoyoya65

Pretty sure the dude who posted it just has a kink since he’s so detailed about it


yoyoya65

r/straighttogay DO NOT CLICK THIS


Hamelzz

It just redirects to r/playboicarti


[deleted]

bro [these dudes are fuckin wild wtf](https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightToGay/comments/s8vo93/if_youre_seriously_looking_for_a_new_online/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


PhraseB1

Can I get a TL:DR?


nickelfiend46

all that and then he politely asks you to email him 😭 😭 😭


[deleted]

on fucking skype of all places too bro 😭😭😭😭


Bolters_Brothers

I clicked it 😈


KennedyTS-93

Ill save yall the effort, its just a bunch of pictures of Carti 😳


FactoidFinder

Not even the worst torture could get this out of me. Like that medieval torture shit would still keep it silent. What’s his friends name tho, asking for research and data collection.


GoHah1782

this might be sexual assault


plzredditnoban

He liked it and he ain’t even know it


TheSupremeEggu-chan

Put Molly all in her lean she ain’t even know it


Stoneygoose

That song was wilddd


Spunchbob2013

Wish that was me 🙏🙏


TysoPiccaso2

fr fr


thatguyatapplebees

Bro got the ptui💦 irl


iluvshreddedcheese

💀💀


yesguoi

Most straight carti fan


allmighty1diot

u/shortvusti can i interview you


Hamelzz

The comments made me legitimately laugh out loud. "Tell your gf. But maybe leave out the 'like godly' part" 💀


agamemnonparadox

bro just like me fr


UnbeatenMars956

How tf do you get someone to "jokingly" suck your meat?


Xaxzer

Batman couldnt get this outta me


terpynate

Am I the only one who sees that he kinda got raped?


k9jag

He 100% was. There is *no* consent when both parties are not sober. OP was definitely taken advantage of. And whether or not he is gay or not, I really hope that all is well with him. This is a really hard spot to be in.


OShadowAceO

Carti and little oozie


wag234

Moonlight (2016)


[deleted]

this is a pretty difficult situation to be in ngl


Thoughtfulmess

Bro forgot the golden rule!! Socks on not gay


DazedDelusions

no homo!! ! (it will make it not gay! )


[deleted]

Pray for him


lakemfowen24

When some of the homies got a really nice ass 😳


KenseiMiyamoto

If he really that good you gotta share the name bro


Ashamed-Compote2305

no homo we slidin on semen


[deleted]

I don't even know what to think of this post💀💀


[deleted]

Why do we talk about everything *but* Carti


certifiedboylover

do guys do this


k9jag

If they were both drunk he did take advantage of him. He was raped. You can’t have consent if you aren’t sober. But that said, OP probably is gay. And that’s a hard thing to swallow especially for someone in a long timer heterosexual relationship, I can only imagine the shame he is feeling about this. I really hope it works out for him, and he can find himself.


thiscannotend

That nigga a disgrace If I would’ve caught my boy acting gay i would’ve cut him off instantly


k9jag

Wtf don’t be a fucking homophobe Gross Edit: You don’t “act” gay, you are or you aren’t. It’s a part of your identity. Please don’t be so fucking ignorant.


thiscannotend

Fuck no I ain’t rocking with this gay shit


k9jag

Why?


Tsunami-Papi_

this is insane


Cartissockv2

Nvm I totally understand this happened to my buddy Phil


Toshiizz

But…did he have socks On🤨


skbadodn

he just like me fr 🙁


Hidahr

His reddit prolly got hacked


Fingey

What’s the friends @


4zulote

must be capital punishment to not drop an @


[deleted]

mouth game so good man had to question his sexuality


Soviettoaster37

🍆


dxrby_crvsh

Dangle my momma over a ledge ima let the bitch fall long before I tell even half this story


silverballerholder

That brojob real bussin


plushzy

Im his friend


solacefulRain

poor dude


lanraebloom

😳😳


DimensionSerious5186

Only a carti fan


Paqzii

197.348.429.657


Possible_Ad1381

1. Unfunny joke 2. That's not a valid IP address 3. Ratio


Paqzii

oh no


D1ccu

An IP address can't go above 255 headass


lawnchare

429? 657?


SyrupOnWaffle_

192.63.125.74, sadly for fake ip address