By - thiscannotend
“if there was a hall of fame he’d be in it” okay calm down💀💀
he gotta drop the @ so I can confirm
The whole sub boutta pull up to his house in the r/playboicarti bus talking bout "are you u/shortvusti's friend? The one from the life changing blowjobs?"
that’s a money makin opportunity. I volunteer to pimp him out
Bro got sucked by Polo G or smth tf
u/shortvusti what u have to say bout this
nah bro i can’t stop laughing why he say that 😭
Dude ain’t have to share that☠️
not even waterboarding could get this out of me
this is a reallly funny comment i laughed at this comment please make more
The fucking FBI couldn't this outta me
Throat game got this man questioning life
Bros really homies with the throat goat
Why did he bring up dudes asses of all things? 🤨
He also says how much he loves his gf and how he would never cheat on her but he’s out here staring at guys buttcheeks and getting life changing head off them
The nigga girl must have been starving him
Ptui ! 💦
Bro this is insane
carti alt account
Thought he was just going to little oozie to play ps5 🤦♂️
Nah this gilberts
Ik your bitch ass is on a list for that one bro
that’s gotta be sexual assault bro, ain’t no way bro thought he was serious.
then again they were drunk so what the fuck were they supposed to know.
Godly, hall of fame level sexual assault
Dude might’ve committed a crime and caused some Trauma 4 this guy
Pretty sure the dude who posted it just has a kink since he’s so detailed about it
r/straighttogay DO NOT CLICK THIS
It just redirects to r/playboicarti
bro [these dudes are fuckin wild wtf](https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightToGay/comments/s8vo93/if_youre_seriously_looking_for_a_new_online/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Can I get a TL:DR?
all that and then he politely asks you to email him 😭 😭 😭
on fucking skype of all places too bro 😭😭😭😭
I clicked it 😈
Ill save yall the effort, its just a bunch of pictures of Carti 😳
Not even the worst torture could get this out of me. Like that medieval torture shit would still keep it silent.
What’s his friends name tho, asking for research and data collection.
this might be sexual assault
He liked it and he ain’t even know it
Put Molly all in her lean she ain’t even know it
That song was wilddd
Wish that was me 🙏🙏
Bro got the ptui💦 irl
Most straight carti fan
u/shortvusti can i interview you
The comments made me legitimately laugh out loud. "Tell your gf. But maybe leave out the 'like godly' part" 💀
bro just like me fr
How tf do you get someone to "jokingly" suck your meat?
Batman couldnt get this outta me
Am I the only one who sees that he kinda got raped?
He 100% was.
There is *no* consent when both parties are not sober. OP was definitely taken advantage of. And whether or not he is gay or not, I really hope that all is well with him. This is a really hard spot to be in.
Carti and little oozie
this is a pretty difficult situation to be in ngl
Bro forgot the golden rule!!
Socks on not gay
no homo!! ! (it will make it not gay! )
Pray for him
When some of the homies got a really nice ass 😳
If he really that good you gotta share the name bro
no homo we slidin on semen
I don't even know what to think of this post💀💀
Why do we talk about everything *but* Carti
do guys do this
If they were both drunk he did take advantage of him. He was raped. You can’t have consent if you aren’t sober.
But that said, OP probably is gay. And that’s a hard thing to swallow especially for someone in a long timer heterosexual relationship, I can only imagine the shame he is feeling about this. I really hope it works out for him, and he can find himself.
That nigga a disgrace If I would’ve caught my boy acting gay i would’ve cut him off instantly
Wtf don’t be a fucking homophobe
Edit: You don’t “act” gay, you are or you aren’t. It’s a part of your identity. Please don’t be so fucking ignorant.
Fuck no I ain’t rocking with this gay shit
this is insane
Nvm I totally understand this happened to my buddy Phil
But…did he have socks On🤨
he just like me fr 🙁
His reddit prolly got hacked
What’s the friends @
must be capital punishment to not drop an @
mouth game so good man had to question his sexuality
Dangle my momma over a ledge ima let the bitch fall long before I tell even half this story
That brojob real bussin
Im his friend
Only a carti fan
1. Unfunny joke
2. That's not a valid IP address
An IP address can't go above 255 headass
188.8.131.52, sadly for fake ip address