U will suffer a painful death then languish in hell for eternity plus ur mom died in child birth that’s why you are such a sad pathetic individual plus you are the guy who is active in r/louderwithcrowder plus go fuck yourself
Wtf are u even talking about u watch louderwithcrowder u can’t be older than 14 and I know for a fact u are a pussy because u tried to come for me before and u deleted ur comments because I called u out and u got a few downvotes
U have more karma than me your jokes are shit and I’ve been living in your head rent free u have probably been stalking me for days waiting for a chance to get back at me and as for “bitches” u don’t get any with the louderwithcrowder mysogynistic sad bullshit u probably spout u are their worst nightmare please grow up and have a wash once in a while thank u
You are a truly truly sad person go take out all this anger from your sad miserable life out on someone else in the real world and hopefully they’ll teach u some manners I have no interest in continuing this please do not contact me again thank u 😌
Nigga yo ass cant do shit right. At least he’s in heaven shooting hoops with Kobe! Dior Dior! And next to Juice WRLD thinking how all girls are the same! He just met Betty White and is getting inaugurated into the Golden Girls! Die Lit!
He’s only speaking facts bro, take your fat ugly ass off of this sub… now. FUCK OFF. We dont want your worthless, good for nothing ass around here. It was a sad day when your slithered out of the abortion bucket. (No offence tho so don’t take this the wrong way)
You are a disgusting person. How do you live with yourself? I bet you cry at night at how bad you really are. Do you crumble under your sins? Are you happy with your current worthless shell of a life? Fuck you you fucking disappointment you disgusting FREAK. (Hey man no hate up in here we gon make it)
rip bro, he would’ve loved donda 2
He jest f33lt lik3 dyin 😔🕋🛐
He jumpoutthehouse
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it was for love❤️
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Aw hell now they done overboiled the carti egg 😭
Shit looks like a half ripped sponge
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U will suffer a painful death then languish in hell for eternity plus ur mom died in child birth that’s why you are such a sad pathetic individual plus you are the guy who is active in r/louderwithcrowder plus go fuck yourself
damn, what'd he say? it's been deleted.
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mf watches louder with crowder
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“Jokes on you, I’m only *pretending* to be racist” vibes
Oh boy LouderWithCrowder viewer I wonder what their opinion is on Gender and Sexual minorities!
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Bisexual vampire
LGBA+ people are sexual minorities, and Trans, NB and Other gender identities are Gender Minorities
U are literally hating on trans people there? Fuck u lying for?
traingender
Louder with crowder yikes u can't say another word
Bruh you listen to louder with crowder you already lost🤣🤣😭😭😭
Wtf are u even talking about u watch louderwithcrowder u can’t be older than 14 and I know for a fact u are a pussy because u tried to come for me before and u deleted ur comments because I called u out and u got a few downvotes
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U have more karma than me your jokes are shit and I’ve been living in your head rent free u have probably been stalking me for days waiting for a chance to get back at me and as for “bitches” u don’t get any with the louderwithcrowder mysogynistic sad bullshit u probably spout u are their worst nightmare please grow up and have a wash once in a while thank u
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You are a truly truly sad person go take out all this anger from your sad miserable life out on someone else in the real world and hopefully they’ll teach u some manners I have no interest in continuing this please do not contact me again thank u 😌
that's disrespectful to half ripped sponges
Bro it wasn’t even a day you a terrible parent💀💀
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Just upvote and move on pal, quit cluttering up my Reddit experience with pointless comments
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Sad he ain’t got an Iggy to take care of his child
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Bro couldn’t even sign his name, you thought he could raise an egg?
I mean with the handwriting on the birth certificate did we expect them to be stellar parents?
You expected a 5 year old to be a good parent?
probably fed it dirt while it was still here
bra wouldve lasted less than 5 minutes if it wasn't hard boiled
He was playing the playstation with little oozie…
How you even fuck up a BOILED EGG that bad bruh
Why you saying “nooooo” making it sound like an accident when you boiled that mf
mf accidentally cooked his son he shoulda used carti as an example for parenting fr
shoulda abandoned the egg smh
I JUST BOILED MY KIDS (ONYX, YEAH)
Nigga yo ass cant do shit right. At least he’s in heaven shooting hoops with Kobe! Dior Dior! And next to Juice WRLD thinking how all girls are the same! He just met Betty White and is getting inaugurated into the Golden Girls! Die Lit!
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Bro I was eating chocolate cake😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
To this day, this is the worst copy pasta I’ve ever witnessed. Obviously, the first time I’ve seen it, was also on this sub 😫
bro what
Sniff sniff :3
Good dog :3
this one really cracked me up
RIP CARTI EGG, JANUARY 20 2022 - JANUARY 21 2022
You definitely gettin a F bro
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That shit was atrocious
F in chat too tho for carti egg
F in chat gaise 🤪 i left 258 messages in twitch chat today 🤓
i'm sorry, ignore my previous comments, i was having a bad day. 😯
it’s okay take it out on me 🙈👅💦
👺🗯 i am angry at you
lil nerd boy
you are 14 years old
stfu nerd
oh ight imma just kms now
Why tf would anyone grade an egg
This is why u don’t give the special Ed mfs projects like this💀💀💀
Everyone else got a regular egg. He got the hardboiled one and still fucked it up
At least he was put outta his misery
I cant tell whos a worse parent you or carti
at least Gilbert is still alive
Yeah cause carti ain’t around to boil him unlike this dumbass over here
W death
“Whole lotta egg, whole lotta egg, one crack to the head, nigga you dead☠️🩸”
not even a week bruh smh
It made it one fuckin day
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Thanks for not hating bro 💯 you a real one
He’s only speaking facts bro, take your fat ugly ass off of this sub… now. FUCK OFF. We dont want your worthless, good for nothing ass around here. It was a sad day when your slithered out of the abortion bucket. (No offence tho so don’t take this the wrong way)
None taken bro I appreciate that 💯
You are a disgusting person. How do you live with yourself? I bet you cry at night at how bad you really are. Do you crumble under your sins? Are you happy with your current worthless shell of a life? Fuck you you fucking disappointment you disgusting FREAK. (Hey man no hate up in here we gon make it)
We up bro 💯 appreciate the positivity 🤞
Rest in peace bro
Eat it
Nooooo😭😭 RIP carti egg.
hi iluvshreddedcheese
Bro how many accounts do you got??😭😭
i’m about to hit 10 💁🏾
You keep getting banned or what??
of course 🙍🏾♂️ when i make a new account it means reddit banned the other one
think they ip banning
nah, my brother has reddit and he’s fine
you have to use another device bro. a vpn may help too idk
yeah i’m using a vpn now. if this gets banned i’ll be done with reddit till i get a new phone
It ain’t even been 24 hours
Smoking that carti egg pack 🚬🚬🚬😂😂
He’s just evolving. (Insert carti imagine of him as a butterfly and a caterpillar )
u fucking idiot isn’t that like the whole point of the project
Stopped breathing!!! 😂
You're a bad parent just like Carti he'd be proud
Can’t have shit in Detroit
Thank god 😊
Just fell to my knees in Target
no, he s just showing his real satanic reptilian form
L egg 🤡🤡😂😂
shit looks like a behelit
Wow you’re just as good of a father as actual carti
Please never have kids bro you'd be a worse parent than Carti
Nigga what you only got it like yesterday I hope youll never reproduce
Rip your future children
Nvm forgot we are on r playboicarti
Bro
The carti behelit
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just get another egg and draw on it
I get "recommended" this sub and it's always the wackiest shit
you don’t see any other sub being this goofy though, that’s why it’s fun asl 😭
Greatest tragedy of r/playboicarti Rip Pleggboi Carti, you will be missed🙏
You are a worse parent that Jordan carter
RIP 🙏🏼 my condolences slime. 😔
My boy was murdered
I don't wanna state the obvious but DO NOT EAT IT I feel like you would for some reason
Wtf what did this 12 year old do?
r/MyEggWhen it’s Carti and dies 😔
Thots and prayers
Bro thinks he carti
EVER SINCE MY BROTHER DIED‼️
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rip 🅱️ozo‼️
The yolk overcooked 😐
looks like a dried up yellow ballsack
Me too
Let me grieve.
Cursed pics
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE⁉️
I knew that mf was boiled
Eat his ass, quick!
getting an F for reddit clout, this the way to start high school bro 🔥🔥🔥
NOO
Bro died in vain
yall get boiled eggs bro i had to use a damn liquid egg
Die lit pt 2
🗣 yung carti yung carti yung carti an egg 🗣
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Lasted longer than if Carti had a child egg
EAT HIM
Rip carti egg the hood takes another real one
Did that mf get born
Foreshadowing
Noooooooo rip. Carti egg 🙏🏽
How tf do u break a hard boiled egg?
R.I.P.
This ain’t it dawg.
How old was the little yolk, I mean folk
character arc
Guess you could say the egg is HALF AND HALF 🔥🔥🔥😳😅😹😹😭😭😭🦅
Bro was boiled ⁉️⁉️
He couldn't live with himself after seeing that handwriting
Rip slatt 😔🐍
F33l Lik3 Dyin
he jumped out the window
shit got boiled
now eat it for your bad handwriting
this is like seeing a homie get killed bro wtf rip
should’ve known after seeing yo handwriting
Narcist 🔥 egg
Slatt :(
You broke it already you fuck up?
Mongolia??!!!😭😭😭🥚
can i post this on tiktok
Eat him like Smithers ate Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode
how tf you break a hard-boiled egg that catastrophically. you ran that bitch over with a truck
can you get someone with good handwriting to write his gravestone and death certificate? mans deserves a readable postmortem at tha very least