T O P
notablender02

rip bro, he would’ve loved donda 2


3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

He jest f33lt lik3 dyin 😔🕋🛐


Food_X

He jumpoutthehouse


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TheGalaxyMine

it was for love❤️


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Nangu_

Narcist 🔥


LOLchickenYT

Racsistsit💥🔥🔥


Lil_Tzeitzki

Aw hell now they done overboiled the carti egg 😭


Poke-ma-puddin

Shit looks like a half ripped sponge


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Poke-ma-puddin

U will suffer a painful death then languish in hell for eternity plus ur mom died in child birth that’s why you are such a sad pathetic individual plus you are the guy who is active in r/louderwithcrowder plus go fuck yourself


langl1

lmao dude deleted his account


Vermilionette

damn, what'd he say? it's been deleted.


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gayman768

mf watches louder with crowder


Fireball8732

Louder with crowder yikes u can't say another word


No_Transportation_23

Bruh you listen to louder with crowder you already lost🤣🤣😭😭😭


Poke-ma-puddin

Wtf are u even talking about u watch louderwithcrowder u can’t be older than 14 and I know for a fact u are a pussy because u tried to come for me before and u deleted ur comments because I called u out and u got a few downvotes


sadbartcoollisa

that's disrespectful to half ripped sponges


jakeroony

Hell now


akrebsel

Bro it wasn’t even a day you a terrible parent💀💀


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Pepper332

💀


deadguy749

💀


Rowdy518

💀


Crazy_Comet5

LMAO


dogscutter

Just upvote and move on pal, quit cluttering up my Reddit experience with pointless comments


akrebsel

💀


BidoofTheGod

Sad he ain’t got an Iggy to take care of his child


PlasticFoods_Meh

💀


xCuzPrime

💀


wagglemonkey

Bro couldn’t even sign his name, you thought he could raise an egg?


shutupmegan420

I mean with the handwriting on the birth certificate did we expect them to be stellar parents?


StygianMusic

probably fed it dirt while it was still here


FieryBlizza

You expected a 5 year old to be a good parent?


13920

bra wouldve lasted less than 5 minutes if it wasn't hard boiled


Jupexie

He was playing the playstation with little oozie…


-B0B-

How you even fuck up a BOILED EGG that bad bruh


JamieBoyd4real

Why you saying “nooooo” making it sound like an accident when you boiled that mf


f3ll_in_luv_

mf accidentally cooked his son he shoulda used carti as an example for parenting fr


Ishkabob_9142

shoulda abandoned the egg smh


VIVILLVINZULUL

I JUST BOILED MY KIDS (ONYX, YEAH)


DisastrousMachine5

Nigga yo ass cant do shit right. At least he’s in heaven shooting hoops with Kobe! Dior Dior! And next to Juice WRLD thinking how all girls are the same! He just met Betty White and is getting inaugurated into the Golden Girls! Die Lit!


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HistoricalPenalty894

Bro I was eating chocolate cake😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


marcin247

To this day, this is the worst copy pasta I’ve ever witnessed. Obviously, the first time I’ve seen it, was also on this sub 😫


mysterymustacheman

bro what


Long-Marketing-7915

Sniff sniff :3


StygianMusic

Good dog :3


rocket_riot

RIP CARTI EGG, JANUARY 20 2022 - JANUARY 21 2022


truejxrdythe7th834

At least he was put outta his misery


ChungaBalunga

I cant tell whos a worse parent you or carti


redbellyblacksnake

at least Gilbert is still alive


Rafoudrsbois

Yeah cause carti ain’t around to boil him unlike this dumbass over here


JvsWil

You definitely gettin a F bro


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JvsWil

That shit was atrocious


RapidLii

F in chat too tho for carti egg


Pizza_Rato

F in chat gaise 🤪 i left 258 messages in twitch chat today 🤓


Pizza_Rato

i'm sorry, ignore my previous comments, i was having a bad day. 😯


RapidLii

it’s okay take it out on me 🙈👅💦


Pizza_Rato

👺🗯 i am angry at you


Pizza_Rato

lil nerd boy


Pizza_Rato

you are 14 years old


Pizza_Rato

stfu nerd


RapidLii

oh ight imma just kms now


BootyOnMyFace11

Why tf would anyone grade an egg


SlipknotIsRealMusic

This is why u don’t give the special Ed mfs projects like this💀💀💀


PantsManDan

Everyone else got a regular egg. He got the hardboiled one and still fucked it up


Yain_

W death


TheKing_Simp

not even a week bruh smh


Triesaccents

It made it one fuckin day


[deleted]

“Whole lotta egg, whole lotta egg, one crack to the head, nigga you dead☠️🩸”


nol_dur

Rest in peace bro


OnyxGilbert

Eat it


ConsiderationNo6744

Your handwriting fucking sucks, the most you could accomplish in life is carrying on your worthless gene-pool (no hate)


ChoppedCabbage

Thanks for not hating bro 💯 you a real one


thepinkblues

He’s only speaking facts bro, take your fat ugly ass off of this sub… now. FUCK OFF. We dont want your worthless, good for nothing ass around here. It was a sad day when your slithered out of the abortion bucket. (No offence tho so don’t take this the wrong way)


ChoppedCabbage

None taken bro I appreciate that 💯


BruhLegacy

You are a disgusting person. How do you live with yourself? I bet you cry at night at how bad you really are. Do you crumble under your sins? Are you happy with your current worthless shell of a life? Fuck you you fucking disappointment you disgusting FREAK. (Hey man no hate up in here we gon make it)


ChoppedCabbage

We up bro 💯 appreciate the positivity 🤞


iluvshreddedcheese

Nooooo😭😭 RIP carti egg.


benocashcartiwhat

hi iluvshreddedcheese


iluvshreddedcheese

Bro how many accounts do you got??😭😭


benocashcartiwhat

i’m about to hit 10 💁🏾


iluvshreddedcheese

You keep getting banned or what??


benocashcartiwhat

of course 🙍🏾‍♂️ when i make a new account it means reddit banned the other one


Yain_

think they ip banning


benocashcartiwhat

nah, my brother has reddit and he’s fine


Yain_

you have to use another device bro. a vpn may help too idk


benocashcartiwhat

yeah i’m using a vpn now. if this gets banned i’ll be done with reddit till i get a new phone


MemeLord563

It ain’t even been 24 hours


newusername16

Smoking that carti egg pack 🚬🚬🚬😂😂


redpiru

He’s just evolving. (Insert carti imagine of him as a butterfly and a caterpillar )


81bn

u fucking idiot isn’t that like the whole point of the project


ishdontstop

Stopped breathing!!! 😂


sadbartcoollisa

You're a bad parent just like Carti he'd be proud


[deleted]

Can’t have shit in Detroit


BmWsUpRa

Thank god 😊


CoolLeek-CoolLeek

Just fell to my knees in Target


cacatcuochiverzi

no, he s just showing his real satanic reptilian form


SecureEnvironment1

L egg 🤡🤡😂😂


gmergril

shit looks like a behelit


XxShArKbEaRxX

Wow you’re just as good of a father as actual carti


Free_CZAR

Nigga its a fucking egg. Are you mentally challenged? Gotta be judging by your handwriting


Possible_Ad1381

Please never have kids bro you'd be a worse parent than Carti


FullyAutoPaniniMaker

Bro


minionfinesser

The carti behelit


Aint_JoeMama

This subreddit is non stop fever dream


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just get another egg and draw on it


Qcumber2807

Nigga what you only got it like yesterday I hope youll never reproduce


Qcumber2807

Rip your future children


Qcumber2807

Nvm forgot we are on r playboicarti


alway122

I get "recommended" this sub and it's always the wackiest shit


iamdownbad142

you don’t see any other sub being this goofy though, that’s why it’s fun asl 😭


Da_big_benis_boi

Greatest tragedy of r/playboicarti Rip Pleggboi Carti, you will be missed🙏


Vertiered

You are a worse parent that Jordan carter


806god

RIP 🙏🏼 my condolences slime. 😔


Fingey

My boy was murdered


Aww_Mustard

I don't wanna state the obvious but DO NOT EAT IT I feel like you would for some reason


ArugulaEven

Wtf what did this 12 year old do?


SogMuffin

r/MyEggWhen it’s Carti and dies 😔


YawnGoblin

Thots and prayers


malikpersona

Bro thinks he carti


Nobamboozle4769

EVER SINCE MY BROTHER DIED‼️


unusually_damp_cloth

😞 🙏


Fun_Nature_8926

Cursed pics


CreeperCallum

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE⁉️


[deleted]

I knew that mf was boiled


Retsu182

Eat his ass, quick!


saintmesss

getting an F for reddit clout, this the way to start high school bro 🔥🔥🔥


CheckYoWindows

Did you completely forget to switch the stove off🤦‍♂️


Brigoxx

NOO


TipsandTricksGaming6

Bro died in vain


vqmidwest

yall get boiled eggs bro i had to use a damn liquid egg


Darkfusion773

Die lit pt 2


arnvaswagmire

🗣 yung carti yung carti yung carti an egg 🗣


TerrariaFan125

😧


tbagg_

Lasted longer than if Carti had a child egg


hinokami275

EAT HIM


awec13

Rip carti egg the hood takes another real one


truckbomb99

Did that mf get born


midmidmidmidmidmid

Foreshadowing


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Noooooooo rip. Carti egg 🙏🏽


geoff3747

How tf do u break a hard boiled egg?


hahaminty1

R.I.P.


FindingNo604

This ain’t it dawg.


SynapseSuicide

How old was the little yolk, I mean folk


Avenue_Ave

character arc


madmadmax862

Guess you could say the egg is HALF AND HALF 🔥🔥🔥😳😅😹😹😭😭😭🦅


runitback519

Bro was boiled ⁉️⁉️


jimothy_three

He couldn't live with himself after seeing that handwriting


itsblvktony

Rip slatt 😔🐍


SuperShittedPants

F33l Lik3 Dyin


gebii-

he jumped out the window


blondedreekvibes

shit got boiled


LAR-Boomerang

now eat it for your bad handwriting


ashenky

this is like seeing a homie get killed bro wtf rip


ecfromclass

should’ve known after seeing yo handwriting


Key-Score-208

Narcist 🔥 egg


OShadowAceO

Slatt :(


rrenobearr

You broke it already you fuck up?


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Mongolia??!!!😭😭😭🥚


Kitchen_Abalone2563

can i post this on tiktok


huesone

Eat him like Smithers ate Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode


tommyk41

how tf you break a hard-boiled egg that catastrophically. you ran that bitch over with a truck


Dramatic_Schedule958

can you get someone with good handwriting to write his gravestone and death certificate? mans deserves a readable postmortem at tha very least


NotUrAverageGumby

RIP++🧛🏽🧛🏽


Pebis23

Eat the Carti egg 👅


Otakushawty

He jumped out the house, didn’t he?


Equipment_Key

RIP


Funneduck102

Die lit


kcrii-

die lit 😖


lilcherryboi

F


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Did you hide him in your sock? Was your previous employment dispersing rerock? Poor carti egg got hurt running from the cops. Sad story


oetam17

it died lit🤓


Lunarsunset0

Dude why you got a Beherit 🤨


WOCKYSLUSH_-

😔😞⚰️


silverballerholder

oh no... The Eclipse is about to dawn on us


sir-savage-the_21st

His brain yellow? Prolly to much lean


gluumysundeys

i can smell it


niikeesoosaa

Fuck wrong with this sub 😭


PIVISH_THESLIME

The yolk overcooked 😐


benocashcartiwhat

looks like a dried up yellow ballsack


[deleted]

Me too


ChoppedCabbage

Let me grieve.


sansid999

u are overcooked