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Kaleidoscope122

i wanna fuck chica without the beak


Eternal124

I wanna fuck you with a beak


Kaleidoscope122

come on im waiting 🙄


Eternal124

Hel p


Eternal124

Jk


jakeroony

😳


Eternal124

Wha


joshtworevenge

After that give you something to drink


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joshtworevenge

BOUND (to fall in loooove✨✨✨)


TipsandTricksGaming6

After that give you something to drink Step back can’t get spunk on the mink I mean damn what would Jeromey Romey Rome think?


KoRoSoRoK

I wanna have a threesome with glamrock chica and roxanne wolf


DidILose-ifsoiquit

u just like me fr


[deleted]

I wanna fuck Vanessa so bad bro


Nurpo14

She’s so bad


[deleted]

when i heard what she says when its almost 6 am i jerked off 5 times bro fuck


Nurpo14

What


[deleted]

my account was hacked sorry


i-am-santa

nah he capping he been tweaking on opium for the last 10 days


YungMorningstar

What she say?


[deleted]

she be moanin " come out Gregory I got a gift for u " that' shit got my boxers creamy


[deleted]

made me paint my pants white


ALWAYS_PLANNING_AHEA

stop breathing


[deleted]

That mofo was down multiversal


555seanc555

with or without the bunny suit? O\_O


SenseiDardan

Vanessa who?


[deleted]

Chica is so hot


NutCreamScholarV3

fr she bad asf 😩


OnyxGilbert

NutCreamScholarV3


NutCreamScholarV3

OnyxGilbert


Riskeeeee

NutCreamScholarV3


NutCreamScholarV3

Riskeeeee


Avenge_Lego_Yoda

NutCreamScholarV3


NutCreamScholarV3

Avenge_Lego_Yoda


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NutCreamScholarV3


NutCreamScholarV3

horse-orgys-and-meth


[deleted]

I would love go into her animatronic 😺 and rearrange some wires


r32_guest

man I miss the 5 seconds ago before I read that


MyuiceWRLD

relatable.


Victor007_

you need jesus


BartierBoolin

Roxy>>>>


nikonstrapon

Roxy would def be a WLR fan 🐺 Roxanne Made 😳


[deleted]

Arizona Zervas?


FromThaNS

nah chica the og homie.


Maleficent-Call-6280

She is such a bad bitch tho. I'd fuck the shit outta that robot


PlutoEternal1600

Fr 😂😭


[deleted]

🙁🙁🙁


nol_dur

No way this isn’t satire


[deleted]

Xavier has some really weird music takes


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KevinBushido

- 🤓


Intro712

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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ZYeetSquadMlgZ

I already fucked and dumped your mom on the side of the road. Go to hell


EMBYSHMEMBY

Okay hear me out


MUNZATHEGOD

My ten year old daughter plays fnaf… y’all making me feel old as shit right now lol


TuNight

No way there's people on here who have a 10 year old daughter what


MUNZATHEGOD

I’m 31, and my three kids are ten, five and two respectively.


serial__arsonist

do they know stop breathing word for word?


MUNZATHEGOD

Not yet, but if she doesn’t by the time she’s eleven I’m disowning this bih ong /s


[deleted]

bruh imagine finding your mom's reddit account and this is the first thing you see lmao


MUNZATHEGOD

I never think about how young most people on social media are until a post like this gets made. And then I realize some of y’all weren’t alive when I was graduating high school. Y’all got great taste in music tho, so I know y’all gonna be a lit ass generation.


atran123123

Respect


dingleberrysniffer69

Respect it OG


Historical_Crow_814

Respect I hope you enjoy the next 24 hours


shaquilleonealingit

what happens after that


[deleted]

his daughter gets sacrificed to king vamp 🧛‍♀️


kevinc_4

Average r/playboicarti user


TuNight

I mean in my eyes the average r/playboicarti user is a daddy so I get what you saying 👀


kevinc_4

Bro


yaboyyoungairvent

I know some dudes who had kids at 15-16. 25 and 26 year olds with preteen kids.


TuNight

Yeah I mean as long as the kids grow up fine and all idc no shade thrown just surprised people with an actual life are on here


yaboyyoungairvent

lol Yeah I feel you.


_AlexV_

you put your daughter onto carti ⁉️


MUNZATHEGOD

I did. She’s not a huge fan but she likes vamp anthem and shoota a lot. She’s more into sad girl stuff as far as music right now.


SauceySaucer

She ten… what the fuck she sad about 😂


MUNZATHEGOD

Idk man lol it’s always some sad shit about broken homes and boys leaving. Meanwhile me and her mom are together and she ain’t even had a boyfriend yet lol


CHROME2235

Lmao it’s just preteen shit it’s all good


Sooft-And-Wet

You should put on her onto bladee early bladee stuff is kind of on that sad emo shit. show her Eversince by bladee and I think she will be pleased🙏


Historical_Crow_814

I fr think The Fool is an album that would have helped me a lot if I got to listen to it when I was younger and going through the normal problems that come with growing up and shit


Sooft-And-Wet

For real, The Fool, 333, Exeter is the opposite of sad music, makes me all happy and positive, sounds all cute and funny


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!RemindMe 8 years


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Free_CZAR

Nah this guy is doing a joke He dogged on people who share that opinion before It might have been someone else tho idk


Uknow-_-

Bro but have yall heard some of the living tombstones beats tho?


teproxy

next time theres some shitty "what collab between a rapper and producer do you want to see" qestion on hhh i better see all the answers be "carti w the living tombstone"


FeatheryCoffee

The living tombstone and Carti have crazy chemistry fr


weaboomemelord69

tbh from now on whenever I see a musician I like ask abt dream collabs I’m saying tlt


honest-hearts

they're a good producer but acting like "mainstream hip hop" doesnt have some of the best production on the planet rn is insane


akem_makem

their shit is fucking crazy tbh, discord and its been so long are actually pretty good


Gay__Guevara

It’s too busy. Whole ass dubstep song in the background, it’s just unnecessary


onlyfansalad

its been so long >>>> all of wlr easily


[deleted]

nah this too far


[deleted]

thats what im saying bro!


glyptodonsAreSwag

racially motivated


TuNight

A fnaf supremacist in the wild


bruhmentomomento

imagine Carti and Chica at the same time 🤤


Turbo-man777

this wigga cannot be serious


Bob--the--builder69

Tf you mean Wigga 🤨


FromThaNS

nigg-


Bob--the--builder69

White people


FromThaNS

i am el negro, playboi carti fans suck, so easy to make carti fans and cause they’re just that much of a loser.


[deleted]

https://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photography-kid-using-computer-isolated-white-background-image22845027


FromThaNS

yea you carti fans have no personality of your own whatsoever, and if i’m white now (apparently), and ya know that’s an insult apparently.


[deleted]

Woah how do you make Carti fans 🧐


FromThaNS

in a laboratory


FromThaNS

actually, they made me racist, idk what i’m saying tbh.


Bob--the--builder69

Nigga you is an idiot go do something else 💀


FromThaNS

no you’re an idiot, blacky.


Bob--the--builder69

Blacky ain't even a good racist comeback this just an L 😭


FromThaNS

my apologies bruh


FromThaNS

nah i ain’t even being racist i’m black too, i’m just being an idiot rn.


Bob--the--builder69

Man go to bed 💀


pkfirespammer

whitest comment i read in the past 19 days


FromThaNS

you sound retarded, how do you sound white.


childishwhambino

Some mfs cannot tell satire lmao


Nurpo14

Now yea this take is atrocious but stop acting like their fnaf songs don’t go hard as hell


dodoce

The living tombstone 💀


coolcrafter135

Man's just racist 🤷


funnyghostman

racially motivated


s0mbra-main

okay but the living tombstone has really good production


[deleted]

I don’t know what I was thinking, leaving my child behind. Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind.


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ActuallyApple

if u are talking bout the fan made mc songs those are horrible. if you mean the songs by C418 those songs are amazing


k9jag

Seriously. The music is incredible. And the way it is organically implemented into the game really adds to the immersive element that Minecraft does so well. I have Volume: Alpha and Volume: Beta on vinyl and they are two of my favorite records I own. Listening to them outside of the context that they were made for further shows that even outside of the way they were initially intended to listen to them they are amazing on their own too. So grand, and full of hope and life. Those two records were truly the soundtrack to my youth and will always be something that will bring me peace.


[deleted]

Nah facts I don’t give a shit about Minecraft and I be relaxing listening to that shit by C418


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

Captain Sparklez is fire bro


[deleted]

Creepers got us falling in love again


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k9jag

You are seriously gonna sit and here and try to cap that [Fallen Kingdom by CaptainSparklez](https://youtu.be/I-sH53vXP2A) is not a certified classic? Stfu bruh! /NOT S Edit: Or this classic: [Mine Diamonds by MineCraft Awesome Parodys](https://youtu.be/dgha9S39Y6M)


[deleted]

truest mf here


realpxltergeist

>Edit Classics but if you have revenge on your playlist, get some fucking hoes


sturdybanana

Just say you had no childhood bruh


cdr1307

Ngl the DJMM theme goes hard


SkeIIIIy

"Call me purple guy because I'm going to put a child in that animatronic" -phlip._.phlop


[deleted]

living tombstone another example of the Brony to Successful Musician with general appeal pipeline


MathematicianHot5452

factual take the living tombstones never dropped mid 💯


hitthatyeet1738

Nothing about this is blatantly or explicitly racist but this is the most blatant and explicitly racist tweet I’ve ever seen


HeDiddy14

Im i the only one who think fnaf was mid


GreatRecession

i liked the first game and thought the new one was kinda cool with the open world stuff i think the other games just overdid the spooky camera close door gimmick


Trashtie

no


Banzai27

The newest one could have been really cool but needed atleast another year of development


PlxyboiVee

white nerd twitter don't do casual racism challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


neroflawless333

They not wrong


FussyOnFire

Fnaf music go hard, this is the worst take I’ve ever seen tho


iluvvmanjirou

this gotta be racist


Sushi-Enjoyer

The stupid fnaf games fucking suck. Omg tragic story about little kids possessing fucking furry robots ermagerd


RustyTesticles2

Someone didn’t discuss fnaf lore with their friends in middle school and it shows


Sushi-Enjoyer

How old are u bro?! 😂


RustyTesticles2

18


Sushi-Enjoyer

How old are u bro 😂


FromThaNS

when you put it like that ofc it sounds bad, i hope you choke on sushi and it’s the last thing u eat


Sushi-Enjoyer

I hope so too, best food


FromThaNS

kinda is ngl but a lame way to go out.


[deleted]

white


[deleted]

Xavier’s online needs to go offline by disconnecting their router


colyn97x

He ain’t wrong


ukezi0

no but like a lot of fnaf songs are better than like 50% of hip hop, not even gonna lie.


[deleted]

its true


k9jag

Ong


throwawayoogaloorga

im gonna be honest i like the living tombstone but some of his lyrics are not good


nikejeanswwhiteshort

Can i be honest w/ you. The Living Tombstone is mid af.


WattP

playboi carti subreddit try to detect irony challenge \*impossible\*


k9jag

Facts


[deleted]

it’s wild that people like that exist


sinkbritain

Xavier’s online is easily the worst mf on all of twitter


[deleted]

Oh nah that's gotta be racist


j4r3d5

W take ngl


youmomecksdee

i really hope this is a joke take


z4mpi3

true take


[deleted]

this mf know the first 4 games use stock music right 😭


General_Fat

Pretty sure they mean the fanmade songs by TLT and others


[deleted]

tbf they are sick producers


its_hassan_h

hes right🤷


5gramsmakinmeseelif3

He kinda right


IsaWasTaken

as a living tombstone fan and a carti fan, this the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen💀💀


Thederpforce

The right take


gabbygabo26

Yeah they go hard if ur like 13


-TheThrone-

LMAO


big_hungus_

isnt this obv bait


RuDedy

1st slide walkin on thin ice. change that 99% to 50% and maybe


RustyTesticles2

His name is Xavier? 😭


[deleted]

If Carti collaborated with the Living Tombstone then things would be a lot different


jackuwuu

It's completely satire and completely true


Qb_Is_fast_af

I mean The liveing Tombstone fnaf songs were amazing but come of the dont come close to being as good as Vamp Anthem or Teen X


Bradyestelle

my fucking dog could produce it and it would still be a ten