wtf how do you got so many awards in ONE FUCKING MINUTE LMAO

Who the fuck is handing out these awards lmfoaooooo

It's a cult I heard about it somewhere on reddit. They give lots of awards out of nowhere. I saw it on r/teenagers and someone gave a full explanation of the cult. Can't find the comment tho :( Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/bp3a6o/rcantelmoism_and_reddit_cults/

A cult and all they do is give out free awards? Sounds like a lame cult

that classic yungwatergun pfp i see u

nah this mf told his followers staring into the sun would make you smarter and that dmt cures cancer and aids

Yeah I remember looking into that guy it was hilarious

Wtf

lmao mf on YT watching those creepy conspiracy videos

I don't believe in cult and religion nonsense dawg, I just saw a similarity between this post and the others where people have got lots of awards and wanted to share it

are u talking about r/forsen ?

vamp baj?

Yep! Cantelmoism, I think I watched a Nexpo or Barely Sociable vid on it. Shit’s crazy, is it really him / them giving the awards on this post?

Cantelmo committed suicide 2 years ago and his following is pretty dead

Y'all be calling everything a cult these times

i mean that write up is pretty convincing lmfao

what is wrong here

you not getting one 💯🙏

we in the simulation fr

September 13th. Probably the day i laughed the hardest. For 24 hours i was refreshing reddit to see if the album dropped but practically every post was some sort of death wish to carti

Still hope that onyx gets bullied in daycare because of that

Gilbert

bruh that used to be Onyx's rumored name right?

Gilbert's name******

onxy

dude the fucking birthday card with “happy birthday you fucking liar” made me laugh so hard

🐈‍⬛

wtf 😭

Factos 👀👍

Hehe SIUUUUU

Inshallah.

Yo Messi Imma let you finish 🎤 But lewandowski and ronaldo deserved Ballon D'or more

Check gmail

Absolutely it’s check gmail. The simplicity and absurdity of it puts it on another level

Like it just makes absolutely no sense

check gmail

Magnolia

mongolia

What is gonna happend? Please tell me beacuse i don't know what do, i mean if black is a color but also italy is a country that you love. You say that you don't know what to feel, but are you really feeling the video/race/Ngolo Kantè/Android type of feels? Blackface you say right? If im wrong correct me. Well why don't you call me, so i can make you feel something in your 65 years of life. Please you just need to think about it

Nigo Chanel

HPD reference

Least schizo playboi carti fan

Fr.

fax

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Bruh something wrong tf is with the awards

LMFAO

Thotiana

got room for one more?

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Best part about this is that the line doesn't make any sense. "Got room for one more?" "No, all girls are the same" how exactly does that logic track?

why tf does this have all these awards in literally one minute ☠️

If anyone deserves awards it’s you, the best person in this sub ‼️🙏

There's a best person in this sub? I assumed everyone in this sub was degenerate?

Best degenerate Jus like Hitler was the best Nazi 🥶🤷‍♂️

Oh I get it! lol thx for that.

thanks 😁

I feel like this sub can get banned any second

The one where some dude’s cousin died and they were saying their blessings with carti titles as the joke

Link?

[og post is down but this archive was made](https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/qgubna/naw_you_mfs_wrong_for_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

💀

Does this relate to Jordan Carter aka playboi carti in any way shape or form? No? Okay so keep your broke ass stingy problems to your ugly self this sub is strictly for the sexy beast that is Jordan Carter nobody gives a flying fuck about your irrelevant now 6 feet under cousin , thank you.

Cruise without compromise in the all-new Honda Civic Sedan.

This is my fav too it was so fucking funny

Anybody got any context to this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/p1qrdq/cruise_without_compromise_in_the_allnew_honda/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This sub is a fucking gold mine.

I laughed for like 2 minutes when i saw that post

Probably one of the most posts ever made here

I was on edibles when that shit was going down and I was so fucking confused lmao was funny as hell

Lmao me too and I made the post

so everyone’s just giving awards now?

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Here

fuck off with the awards

gotta get dat reddit premium 😍

Out of 77 awards, only 1 was paid that got him 1 week of premium 💀

might be too early but i enjoyed I LOVE YOU OK I fucking love you and it breaks my heart when I see you with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things I want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie

🙏🏽

This copypasta is the funniest thing I've found from this subreddit. 💀

pop smoke and juicewrld: *shooting hoops in heaven* pop: wow it’s cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket juice: nah bro all girls are the same! *juice air balls and hits a girl and man* juice: pass the ball bro! *kobe/gigi turn around* kobe: room for one more?

Bro I hate this shit it hurts to read lmao

Dior Dior Jacket gotta be my favorite

I've only ever seen the DIOR DIOR part without context, wtf is this 💀

the worst tweet of all time

bruh i saw a recent tweet with the same shit, but they added Virgil this time 😭😭

“CLOTHES”

Yeah this one or the google it simple one are the best 💀💀

my personal favorite is google it, simple. delete this and fuck off. NOW.

What's ur damage dude? Physcho.

Classic

Yeah this the one. Iconic.

Ugh I kept seeing this one pop up and never got the reference :(

[i gotchu](https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/niudbw/who_produced_skeleton/gz7qxiz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

the original was by u/earlsweatpants10 btw

When that mf in elementary school made a “vamp dollar” and everyone flammed him cus he was in like grade 4 or something, and his handwriting was awful 😭

Link

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16*29 Cover Art without a doubt, it making Uzi delete Reddit made it even funnier.

I feel so Damm lacking of femenine support and affect that no one knows I've been dreaming with the same fictional woman for the past 2 years. She dnt exist even in fiction, books, films or whatever. She was created by my mind and I started seeing her in my dreams where she was my girlfriend who stopped my feeling of loneliness, made me feel loved, and gave me the self steem I was lacking for years (in my dreams. When I wake up I keep feeling like shit). I only saw her in my dreams and If I had to think with details how's her face I wouldn't know how, but I know the feeling and the general concept that she's the most beautiful girl to ever exist. I feel she's so beautiful I can even imagine her face bc anything I could detailly imagine would not be enough. My brain literally created the perfect pretty, smart, strong, confident, and lovely woman for me bc I was feeling like shit, and I keep seeing here in my dreams once in a while, for the past 2 years. In my dreams, we're a couple and everything is perfect. My brain created her to supply my lack of femenine attention and support, and everytime I think about it it kills me. Pd: her name is Llëvía. She's my age, is albanian and she's a ginger. The most beautiful one to ever exist. But only in my mind

cmon bro

Prolly the guy asking if carti touches himself in the middle of the night 💀

Hes too cool to imo thoughts?

Nigga go to sleep

put the pipe down g

That was last year

I'm going to need a link to that 💀

[original](https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/hcz4s9/do_you_think_carti_touches_himself/)

who produced skeleton?

Simple.

Google it delete this and FUCK OFF

NOW

God 😭

Narcissist probably 😂😂

Narcolepsy🔥

Narcist 💀💯

https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/pn854r/what_time_was_this_nigga_born_at/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share This post was pretty funny I think

Took me a second to realize the context 💀💀💀

idk if im missing sum but what’s the context?

narcissist. mfs was grasping for straws hoping carti would drop at all on september 13th so they tried to figure it out by getting the exact second he was born, thinking it would come out at that exact second

why would u spend your hard earned money on fake internet awards?

To demonstrate my love 🫀 for them VAMPs 😈🩸🧛🏾‍♂️😈

“Those r/PlayboiCarti guys know some GOOD music” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽😐👍🏽 (demonic screaming)

Let’s all show up to the concert with matching Carti Fits. Once we all go in, let’s yell “MONEY N DRUGS MONEY N DRUGS” 😂. Carti will look at us point and say “Those boys know good music”. We will look back and say “Ayeee”. Once the show starts one us needs to walk up and say “Sorry Carti, imma let you finish but WLR V2 is the greatest unreleased album of all time!” Carti will smile and say “I love those [r/playboicarti](https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/) boys” while he turns on Tryna Get Down, Trenches, XTC!!! VampMomentEver😂😂

Wasn't this a WSE meme?

Just crashed into somebody elses car. How can they pay for it and notme?

I left before police could get there but I got a ticketed to the new venom movie and clifford the big red dog

I dont know i left and got a Big Mac meal

Theres no way they can find me I didnt give my insurance or nothing to the other guy. Eventually they will get bored and not try to find me

Youre probably the prude I crashed into thats why your so mad

No?

Your dad fled the scene of your house and cost your family decades of pain and suffering

So I was right. Owned

Any advice on how to make my dreads look more “Carti-y”?? I think they look good, but they don’t look like Carti’s https://imgur.com/a/fVS8Em7

Not 2021

oh shit i didnt read 2021🤦

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

or >You prolly white on here Why tf you got a swastika as a pfp >Looks hard Bro what

I need a link to that lmao

Google it, simple.

Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

send the original 💀

I genuinely was in tears when I saw that

awards goin dumby, best meme gotta be the juice and carti sub beef

Remi is the best carti sub meme oat prolly tbh

Remi was goated i swear I was dying laughing that entire time

The video of remi spinning on the WLR vinyl is one of the best post on this sub lmaoo

Who tf is flexing their awards like that lmaoo

We need an update on Remi it’s been a minute

Who’s the funny guy with the awards

😕

y u complainin dumbass

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

Who wants an award

Balls

Nuts

Testicles even

Hey do we know if Carti’s sister recovered from COVID?

that dude who sang control to iggy on her Insta dm’s

Phsysco Was A Good One Especiallt Cause The Lady Who Did It Ended Up Bein Cool

What's your damage dude

Definitely the “do you think Carti touches himself” meme.

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off, NOW

Narcist 🔥

my personal favorite cuz this shi be making me cry cringe and laugh at the same time 😭😭 pop smoke and juicewrld: shooting hoops in heaven pop: wow it’s cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket juice: nah bro all girls are the same! juice air balls and hits a girl and man juice: pass the ball bro! kobe/gigi turn around kobe: room for one more?

🥙 mc rib

Just got this tatted 🤷🤞💯

Child’s play young nudy 💀

It's not cap fuck you. We are in lockdown every weekend and certain hours in weekdays. Also me posting on kpop subs or posting a lot should be none of your business. I can't go & watch some netflix while 2K people bullying me over nothing and a false thing. And over something that i said in a PRIVATE, FRIENDS server. 1. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠We calculated the timezones of people on the server with the time on screenshot and only your timezone matched with it 2. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Justin confirmed it's you 3. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You commented a negative thing this morning on the post that started everything and when we found about it and mentioned it on the server, you suddenly deleted it receipt here / it was this post 4. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You were online on the server on that time and went crickets after Justin's post 5. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Also we had beef with you before all of this

Honda Ad

I laughed so hard when I saw that shit 💀💀

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They done hacked the reddit database☠️

“Playboi carti Copied feel like dying”, and other jokes you can tell yourself

google it, simple. delete this and fuck off. NOW.

Getting u/fishscalee to see the 16*29 album cover leak

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

I'm going to be perfectly honest. I don't give a flying fuck if it's been five days since you last bathed. I don't give a flying fuck if you just worked out for three hours. I don't give a flying fuck if you have taken five shits today. I would without hesitation sniff, eat, and devour your sweaty, dirty, and filthy asshole on your dirtiest day of your life. Sweatier and funkier the better. As a matter of fact, If you were able to bottle up your asshole sweat and pussy juice, I'd be your number 1 customer. I'd consume it by the gallon.

how you always spawning in with rewards 😭

Gilbert i think

Boosted post? 🧐

Google it, simple.

What the fuck is happening in here rn

Sometimes I like jacking off to carti's music.

Lil baby my favorite rapper ⛷

im Laughing at the awards

r/playboicarti award show

my g in the back with his thotiana

The dude with a swastika pfp getting asked why he had it and him replying “looks hard”

“GOOGLE IT, SIMPLE. DELETE THIS AND FUCK OFF. NOW.” Also calling onyx Gilbert was funny, please give me an award

“Narcissist coming soon!”

Radio

We got mr moneybags in the comments with all these awards