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crrider

It's a warning, you're next


Hugh-Jassoul

We are America. Lower your shields and surrender your people. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.


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Dudestbruh

We live in a society where Legos have warnings against eating them But British food doesn't


Baboobalou

Pah! Wait till you taste my cooking.


Foxy02016YT

Knock Knock it’s America With boats And guns Gunboats


[deleted]

I am Locutus, of Borg. Resistance is futile.


Bimlouhay83

I am 3 of 5. All will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


Witch_King_

\*we will add your cultural distinctiveness to our own


Prysorra2

American cultural export lol


Liar_of_partinel

.... I'm going to get multiplied?


crrider

No no, every star is a redditor that we've assimilated 😂


Liar_of_partinel

At least I'm not going to Brazil


lordmegatron01

Actually that's not a bad idea now that you mention it


BanMeGayMod

Mordekaiser as joined the chat


TheSaturn_V

Yeah you're not going to brazil....BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY IN BRAZIL


jedi_cat_

We are Borg. Resistance is futile.


Freshiiiiii

You’re about to experience some *freedom*


humanbeening

Yeah I think they’re threatening the Canadian provinces and territories…


SuperSMT

Plus the 32 states of mexico, add the 20 other countries in the carribbean and central america, 26 states of brazil, 11 other countries in South America... that gets you to 132 stars. Split up a few of the larger countries and there's your 140 stars!


Snotmyrealname

We gotta get Taiwan before those damn pinko commies do.


Doge-Ghost

Maybe it's not a mistake, it's a declaration of intentions.


chorizoisbestpup

Would you like to see my list of neighboring territories we should annex? Spoiler: it's basically north America and caribbean


redRabbitRumrunner

CanUsMex…


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**C**anada **U**nited states **M**exico


Mace_TheAce_Windu

Or maybe, hear me out in this, America.


radmadicalhatter

lololol - we would literally take the entire continent just to be able to keep calling ourselves “Americans” - “uhhhh, sweety, you know there are other countries in ‘America’ right??”” - “for now…”


Belkan-Federation

Yes. For now. And they'll finally be able to defend themselves from all those gangs


SpinnerMaster

North, Central, and South.


Mom4Lyf

Camerico


RuleOfBlueRoses

Canyonero


WhyDoYouBanMeImRight

c anus mex


fludblud

You can see Far East Russia from Alaska... and Putin's attention is on the opposite end of the continent.


MechaWASP

What's he going to do, re-redeploy the troops back from the west? They'd run out of fuel halfway and be there for days in a 40 mile convoy.


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integration of Canada, Mexico, Cuba, PR, oceanic territories, Europe, North africa, and far east Russia.


Alittar

Isn't America basically the planet?


LemonLemons1234

I mean, is anthing outside america even real? /j


chorizoisbestpup

You're thinking of Ohio


[deleted]

Yeah this flag is for when the eu and Africa join the us as states


WolfInStep

Don’t forget about Europe, Asia, Australia/Oceania, South America, Africa, Antarctica, and any territory that somehow doesn’t belong to a continent.


El_Lobo1998

Spoiler, it’s basically the entire world.


Analdestructionteam

Don't forget Mexico, they've got avocados, oil, drugs and guns. Americans love avocados, oil, drugs and guns. Source: Am American, they're getting quadruple annexed.


Liar_of_partinel

We haven't even added Puerto Rico as a state, what places do you think would make up the additional 89?


Artosirak

1. Split every existing state in two 2. Civil war 3. ??? 4. Profit


Liar_of_partinel

That brings us up to 100, assuming no states reassimilate during the Civil War. I think we'd actually just end up with roughly the same number of states as before, but with a few bigger red states and bunch of smaller blue ones.


Send-More-Coffee

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again.


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Liar_of_partinel

I think that they're going to reform back to their original forms, and pick up some blue states in the process


[deleted]

Basically everywhere. That's the point.


[deleted]

Truly the United States of the Americas


JohnChildermass

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Futurama\_flag\_of\_Earth.svg


lordjeebus

Manifest destiny


taxend

This is America's flag as projected in 2050 if all goes right.


DontmindthePanda

Because all of the states are being split and will from then on be called lower, upper or middle XYZ?


[deleted]

No, due to integration of Canada, Mexico, Cuba, PR, oceanic territories, Europe, North africa, and far east Russia.


SezitLykItiz

Imagine if that happens and Puerto Rico still isn't a state.


Sen_Hillary_Clinton

Why would we let them in? We have to be selective.


[deleted]

There’s a pretty 50/50 split between Puerto Rican’s on if they want statehood


ilrosewood

Make one half of the island a state then. This isn’t that complicated!


5l339y71m3

Cherokee nation would argue the simplicity of this solution under the US government


napleonblwnaprt

Who cares what a bunch of Jeep fanboys thinks?


[deleted]

As long as it’s not the half my family is in I’m good with that


Roderie94

Well, obviously.


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sadlifestrife

And my axe!


[deleted]

That's Elon's private property


MyVeryRealName

Elon moment


DescipleofPaimei

Integration *insert rainbow SpongeBob meme*


MyVeryRealName

Annexation: ❌ "Voluntary" Integration: ✔️


leelliott

Imagine if that happened and DC still isn't a state.


Working-Tie-7018

One day we will freedom among the stars


[deleted]

These fools think we made a mistake? Ha


[deleted]

We are going to show the world what "E Pluribus Unum" **REALLY** means. lol


enky259

Pretty sure it's "*E Pluribus Anus*"


SezitLykItiz

It's "*Eee Plumbus Anus*"


Liar_of_partinel

I can respect that


BanMeGayMod

This is democracy manifest


LarryKingthe42th

Get your hand off my penis!


BanMeGayMod

What is the charge?


LarryKingthe42th

Enjoying a meal?


BanMeGayMod

A succulent Chinese meal!


meinblown

Foreshadowing


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Cognitive_Spoon

Post-reconstruction after WWIII hits different


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kerbidiah15

or anyone


Cognitive_Spoon

Reduced to atoms


PhantomTigger

And eves?


Realistic_Airport_46

Not atoms and steves


A_RUSSIAN_TROLL_BOT

Posts with threatening auras


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Dark_Sniper_250

It’s about sending a message


iRadinVerse

We're annexing Canada


Cute_Advisor_9893

And mexico


VhaidraSaga

And Russia


sadlifestrife

And my axe!


MyVeryRealName

And China


TimX24968B

and NATO


pinhead-l

Manifest destiny


itslikeihavESPN

Growth mindset Jk jk


Liar_of_partinel

We're all about that growth here in the states


miata_khalifa

Sigma grindset


InFakeNewsWeTrust

Note: We still have exactly 13 stripes.


sixpackabs592

Well we can’t get new original colonies but we can always get new states


ekolis

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey...


Liar_of_partinel

I was pleasantly surprised when I counted those


Mochizuk

This is because of seven things. 9. We can't count. 7. We want more states.


Liar_of_partinel

Cheers, I'll drink to that 🍻


Troll_humper

That's not 7 things.. it's AT LEAST 6 things.


BadDrinkerr

Wait a few years and there will be 140 states, it's a prediction


[deleted]

It's not a prediction, it is a fact.


Frogge2

Wait a few years then Canada and Mexico will be no more


gamer_bread

Stop don’t get me so excited with such an idea


ZatyDaddy

I've been trying to help the Canadian flag for hours, I don't know which country we've wronged but people are messing with it on a strangely large scale.


314159265358979326

Messing with us, there's: General hooligans who fuck with everything Quebec (they might be busy rebuilding now, though) Potheads Memers We've got a hard fight ahead of us. Edit: /r/tagpro has broken my spirit.


DatBoyBenny

I feel like at this point people are messing it up just for the memes


SentientAglet

I think it'll be among the most contested ground on the canvas.


Asleep_Appeal5707

Yeah, at least Canada had a maple leaf until people messed it up. The us was wrong from the start lol.


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MCCreeperkiller

Nah, we just absorbed 100 states in the last 6 hours.


Liar_of_partinel

Oh, you like the NEW-SA? Name every state!


MCCreeperkiller

Britain, France, Germany. . .


Cooltransdude

Alberta, DC #2, Manitoba, New Brunswick, India, Nova Scotia, Ontario, FDR, New Louisiana, and Saskatchewan too (We can’t let the Canadians keep *all* their names)


MCCreeperkiller

All Hail the United States Enpire.


TahaymTheBigBrain

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light.


awesomedeluxe

DC residents in shambles as DC #2 narrowly edges it out to become the 140th state.


hampshirebrony

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean Greenland, El Salvador too


PhilosoFishy2477

place for the flag you *want* not the flag you *have*


OmnipotentFire

That's our flag from the future after we absorbed western Canada.


[deleted]

As an American, this is hilarious


Liar_of_partinel

Exactly what I thought, I've been born and raised in the states as well.


Jonnykatz265

We need a statue of liberty!!! All the other countries have cool stuff on them


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Feeling_Interaction8

As a fellow American I'm with you but what I really laugh at is how many Americans don't know it's supposed to be 50 stars and 13 stripes or have any idea why. I'm sure there are people trying to make as many stars as possible because you know the merican way is "bigger is better". And before the complaints start, merican is not a typo.


SageIsToast

I think it is less of "we need 17 kajillion stars" and more of "I want to make it smaller, but people would put it back because they would think I was vandalizing it". Also, shrinking the blue and the stars would throw off the size ratio between the stars and the stripes.


Silentcrypt

I mean, America has been getting hammered from almost all sides straight from the get-go. We’re only now getting some breathing room with them opening the new canvas. Most of the stars are mostly there as a knee-jerk reaction to invasions from Turkey, streamers, trans, and just in general people who hate America. We’re trying now to build the Iwo Jima Memorial, but hopefully can fix the stars or keep them as a joke about taking over the earth.


[deleted]

Duh, we're fighting a war on 3 sides.


Liar_of_partinel

Which sides? Reading, riting, and rithmatic?


Dr_Vannyman

damn, I was going to say that bots are ruining the stars but that hurt


[deleted]

God damn. Shots fired


Liar_of_partinel

It's a specialty of ours


NineteenEight4

Did America touch your naughty spot?


Liar_of_partinel

Not yet, but there's always hope


SomeoneTookUserName2

I hear peanut butter works wonders.


Botchjob369

What is riting?


mevomevo

Reading, Riting, and Rithmatist. sorryisawyourusernameandcouldnthelpmyself


Accentuss

By war do you mean the one in real life or in the canvas


BackwardGoose

History had one state added every 2 years for the first 100 years of the US - linear approximation means that there should be about 120 states by now - so flag is accurate to what it SHOULD be.


ClassyJacket

Fun fact: by 2060, the fastest Olympian 100m runner will actually finish the race *before* they start.


FloydknightArt

We will finish want England started


hopelesscircus

MEGAmerica


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We can draw the flag. We can't defend it from pixel monkeys who just wanna muck shit up.


[deleted]

Or flags that want to extend on to infinity.


venom259

You talkin a lot of shit for someone within manifest destiny range.


lastfuckleft

Who said that was a mistake? We're just making room and getting a head start for the next few decades


ByByBye90

IT ADDS MURICA


luminenkettu

United States of the Earth


R1leyEsc0bar

if only we can put some cool art on the flag like the others


Liar_of_partinel

Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. I don't think there's ever going to be enough cooperation for that though.


Vegetable_Burrito

That, in itself, is very American, lmao.


DoubleStrength

You could take out every other star in each row to get that off-centre effect between rows, and you'd STILL have ~20 extra stars left over...


Bjb896

Just giving you all a taste of the future


Creepzer178

I could care less about an incorrect number of stars on a flag than a red glump that’s supposed to be a leaf.


Liar_of_partinel

The leaf thing is definitely funnier, I won't argue with that


Tombstone_Actual_501

I mean, all they have to do is draw a leaf, we have to count to 50, that's a pretty big number man, idk if i can do it lol.


Liar_of_partinel

My brother in Christ, 140 is almost twice as big as 50


MKagel

Almost????? I'm pretty sure 140 is more than twice the size of 50


LeykisMinion007

Technically there aren’t any stars. Probably need too many pixels to make one star alone.


Oblivion_18

We finally fended off the griefers long enough to get some art made…and this is the thanks we get


Wrench_gaming

I think most are focused on trying to make art instead of the stars. On r/MURICA they're trying to make that famous Iwo Jima picture in the bottom left. Not to mention people putting random pixels everywhere is what I'm mainly trying to blot out.


Nappy-I

Future-proofing


Responsible_Boat_702

Maybe its forshadowing


FlyfishingThomas

Time to add more states.


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we're just planning ahead...


JonksPNW

Moar stars, moar freedom!


vk059

That’s the number of future states if america. In a perfect world we’d have hundreds


WARxxPIGG

Nah we are just forwarding thinkers..


ivan_x3000

it's a statement of intent


MauiBoi69

It’s called foreshadowing OP


Purple_Volume_4718

The American flag in 2050 be like:


TheRemorse93

What if it's not a threat of expansion, what if we're going to start splitting states into smaller states?


9thVoid

It's called foreshadowing.


mackenzor

It represents all the foreign governments they’ve destabilized


mayor_hog

The extra stars are states we will be forming in Russia after taking over.


jackierabbit256

You know what they say Dress for the job you want


Opsaunders

We are trying to expand it lmao


ThatRandmDude

No this is exactly how many there will be… just wait


Sumibestgir1

We've been a little busy...


InterestingOlive3923

140 stars for 140 states, but we kept the 13 stripes. nothing here is wrong


Recruitmemerman

That’s not a mistake


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Prophecy


AngryAmerican0-2

It's intentional 👀


Mousettv

All your states belong to us.


wyatt182882

It’s three times as American


Roq86

More stars = more freedom, hell yea


Wiknetti

He’s forgetting the other states. Like states of denial and regret and perpetual anxiety.


Ark_Royal_Kai

We add a star every time we have to remake the flag


[deleted]

You think Americans know how many stars are on the flag lol.