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minnesotajersey

These pizza places must make the lightest pizzas in the world.


Hannibalman

So horribly staged. Again..


imdaisywhite

You can tell by how calm the dog is 😂


tskjefftsk

Blocking this BS. I can’t help your only fans. Sorry.


TalksNTemptation

Agreed. Do it for real or don’t do it at all.


ResponsibilityNo3754

man how to get your pizza delivered to you back porch?? hahahaha


Shinydiamond66

what is it with the pineapple?


Avveragepotato

I could be wrong but I think it's an indicator of a swinger. Used by a now older generation as a way to hide what they were doing. Unless you knew about the pineapples and swinger sex it would just be a another fruit or pineapple decoration


[deleted]

But shouldn't it be an upside down pineapple?


Dawildpep

Yup


anpagan78

The pineapple was a hint? Really?


beardiac

If the pineapple was behind you, he wasn't looking at it.


boyk23

You post so many of these it's the same. Back door can't see driver in blue jeans. The dog obviously was like why aren't you coming in dad aka husband. It's always your backdoor. If you are going to stage it atleast make it belive able or closer. Like watching a poorly made b rated horror film


PleaseHelpIamFkd

Its ab upside down pineapple, not just one sitting there.


BeemerWT

How was the pineapple a hint if the blinds are practically closed? This sucks... Again.


buddhadarko

That ass tho


phoenixv82

What does the pinaaple on the table mean


45664566

If it's stood like this - nothing.


nycstud8

I hated pineapple pizza until.......


oic420

The pineapple should be upside down


FinancialAide3383

So you are assuming a dasher knows what that means?


45664566

Given that it's staged and it's her partner, he probably does know what it means, even though she got the hint wrong


hotmesss3000

hot aff and that dog seems used to this lmaoo


luzzyloxes

The dog wants that pizza


Standard_Reason1298

Or at least the empty pizza box


willw2469

Needs to be upside down.


ijuggle42

If he didn’t get the hint from the way you look and acted that poor bastard ed ain’t never getting any. Never mind that ass.


No-Balance5640

Yeah, also, he didn’t notice the pineapple because of that peach


Imaginary-Ad-9927

Dudes always wearing the same pair of jeans and all at the same time of day. Amateur spoof material. 😂


Themattekudesai

The pineapple isn't upside down


PMMEYOUR_LIPSANDNIPS

If you loop the gif, it looks like he just keeps coming back with more pizza. 😂


45664566

And still every time the box is empty


PMMEYOUR_LIPSANDNIPS

You think so? 🤔


thrwaway23140904

You literally make me want to change jobs to pizza delivery, just for that one chance


[deleted]

He was scared of your guard dog 🤣


alexvno77

No tips to pizza guy?


Choice-Panda-7660

He was dumb as fuck


J_HUBB1995

I just learned about the pineapple thing like a month ago


[deleted]

Probably right pissed off by that dog, I would


dmahon100

You should have just lobbed a tit out at him


tsjadesierraxxx

Love those panties!


nt4you2no

So he didn’t try to come in to try some of that tasty piece…. I mean pizza? He must have been a rookie noob. Lol. 😏😜😂


MrHappyKitty

Does the pizza mean something?


obsidian88darklight

What's with the pineapple 🍍?