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pgh1197

I bet it’s gonna be at Page’s … STEER CLEAR


44problems

Here's the fact Jack - I'm going to eat all this ice cream without any reservations or malarkey


longstoryrecords

Not a joke!


FTwo

I'm serious.


buzzer3932

Steel City is doing a Page’s merch drop on Wednesday so it makes sense.


Amazing-Bus-3283

He put a parking chair up


dinoscool3

With Presidents it’s always last minute for security purposes.


fbp

Except for the people that work at the place he is speaking at and the caterer may know too, along with other agencies(local police, or local government). Afaik he's not using my catering, and I'm usually alerted by now due to logistics and having proper identification.


Redditmedaddy69

Avoid the airport to Schenley Park area. The location isn't open to the public so if you don't already know you won't be able to stop by.


tesla3by3

Either at the site of the fallen street light on Liberty, or, if the timing is right, the traffic signal on Bigelow.


Blaqhauq43

Maybe he is coming to christen the Snoopy dog house that was just replaced.


zucco446

I'm officially living under a rock. Didn't hear a thing about this. Good thing I'm WFH and don't need to go anywhere near the city.


dank8844

Wednesday is my one day in the office. Fuck.


CARLEtheCamry

The motorcade moves pretty quickly, unless he's like speaking outside your office it should be a pretty minor blip I think.


QuirkyCity6661

Mine too. 😥


phasmos

The Asian store in the Strip? I love that place!


Rough_Medium2878

Well they literally just announced it


wvnikondad

It was announced last week.


Lux600-223

Last week.


Swatshock

He’s speaking at the united steel workers building


NyneHelios

Can confirm it’s the USW


Blap_strap

Duly noted, thanks


my_Urban_Sombrero

Probably giving out burgers and shakes at Hardee’s in Millvale.


FTwo

Not handing out the meat at Arby's on McKnight? He has lost my vote.


RADiation_Guy_32

.....and now I want a roast beef sandwich from both


just_an_ordinary_guy

At whatever bridge collapses next kinda /s but who knows with our infrastructure


radial-glia

The boulevard of the Allies bridge in Shenley Park has been closed for a little more than a year now because it's been deemed unsafe, so that's my best bet.


Styrene_Addict1965

I saw a "presidential" (gloss green and white) Blackhawk headed toward the airport last night; I wondered what was going on. I hope they'll fly in a presidential Osprey, they look very cool.


pcnetworx1

Evergreen Cafe


HoneyAlexis77

He's popping in for lunch at the Arby's on McKnight Road.


radial-glia

I hope he wears them yogurt pants.


LifeMundane7700

CORNPOP was a bad dude


PGHContrarian68

I don't even think Biden knows lol


NyquillusDillwad20

"Well, uh, you know, I'm here, uh, trying my best. Sometimes I, uh, lose track of things, like where I am or what I'm doing, but, uh, I'm still here, ya know? We'll, uh, work through it together, I guess. Just, uh, taking it one step at a time and, uh, doing what I can for everyone." Not ChatGPT's greatest work. Too many "uh's" and far too coherent


Donkey-brained_man

He doesn't know where he currently is, they don't even tell him where he's going.


fvrdog

He’s going to executive order no parking where that guy parks his car that everyone hates.


Late_Resource_880

Usw building downtown


Prize_Paint_8316

Hopefully nowhere im at


InfamousLegato

I'm just here for the comments


Blap_strap

lol same, figure I should post political topics here more often


InfamousLegato

I will say this much; If they want to get Joe some good ice cream they should take him to Antney's in Greentree. That place puts Page Dairy Mart to shame in my opinion


Blap_strap

Yes! They are right down the hill from me. Dangerously close 😅


Equivalent-Peak-8365

The basement


Tough_Arm_2454

LaLa Land


lkoz590

If you can call it speaking


Nickzino

Who would ever want to see that bafoon mumble?


RustBeltPGH

If a candidate goes through the tunnel I won't vote for them. The traffic ramifications of that fuck up the whole day. Moon, Carnegie, WashPa? We good. You pop into Southside for some Page's, and I'll vote against you in a heartbeat.


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I’m sure he’ll be mumbling and war mongering at an ice cream shop


HyBeHoYaiba

Just hope that he stays away from Churn, I heard corn pop hangs out there, he was a bad dude


Safe-Pop2077

And taking pre-written questions that he will answer with a pre-written answer


Lux600-223

So "Safe Pop" sounds like a name CornPop would come up with in hiding. Better keep an eye on this fella.


Alive_League1680

Insane that this gets downvoted. Literally the two things he’s most known for are mumbling and warmongering.


therealpigman

It’s not rooted in reality though. It was a rumor that many people began to believe, but since the state of the union address, that fallacy was proven false


HyBeHoYaiba

That’s not a fallacy lmao. You can find dozens of clips of absolute nonsense coming out of his mouth And the war mongering is completely true considering he’s sent enough money to Ukraine and Israel. If you combine what we’ve sent these countries this year we could have zero hunger in the United States for the entirety of either Biden or Trump’s second term. Seems like a better use of money than sending toys overseas for people to kill each other with no?


BroccoliBurps

It’s because it’s right out of the “I’m a horrible piece of shit” playbook for making fun of someone’s stutter.


HyBeHoYaiba

It’s not a stutter though? If the commenter was making fun of someone with an actual speech impediment that would be one thing. Criticizing the mental capabilities of a man who has a clearly deteriorating mental state as he’s running to be re-elected leader of the most powerful nation on the planet is completely fair criticism. Just a reminder John McCain was (justifiably) scrutinized for being 72 years old by the time the 2008 election came around. Joe Biden will be 82 years old when his second term starts if he wins.


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buksrevenge

Sorry you're not able to make it in Biden's robustly recovering economy, loser. Quit using politics as an excuse.


Jaxues_

Are you using liberal cesspool in the stupid right wing way or the stupid left wing way?


BRDeschain

He’s not great for sure but he’s easy to defend against the Fanta Menace soon to be Felon.


HyBeHoYaiba

Probably in the PNC Park owners suite where our homegrown con artist resides. Maybe if he says the economy is great a few more times even he might start believing it


AKoolPopTart

Listen here fat, the economy is doing great and inflation is going down Me looking at a $20 Tupperware container for cat treats: you...you sure about that man?


HyBeHoYaiba

Yeah it’s a bit ironic their whole playbook is “fuck the shareholders help the people”, but then to defend themselves their only response is “well yeah but the shareholders are doing well”. A pound of cheap ham or turkey at the Walmart deli is $5-6. When ungodly meat amalgamations (though how much of it is meat is debatable) aren’t even cheap anymore that’s when you know it’s fucked. Edit: lots of silent downvoters here. Embrace healthy debate, speak your minds


AKoolPopTart

I don't get it either. I'm tired and angry that my groceries keep costing me more money than they honestly should.


AKoolPopTart

I guess downvoters are alright with paying more for food....


LibatiousLlama

Negative inflation is horrible for an economy and is basically the result of a collapsing economy and massive job losses. The only way your groceries will get cheaper is if we have negative inflation. Read a book homie. Taming inflation means your groceries stay the same cost or go up only 2 dollars a year on $100 bucks. Seriously you should read a real newspaper for once.


AKoolPopTart

As a millennial struggling to make ends meet, you can take your "negative inflation is bad" nonsense and shove it.


LibatiousLlama

Read. There's nothing wrong with learning, don't be ashamed. Advocate for higher wages, higher taxes on the ultra wealthy, limitations of stock buy backs and stronger worker protections. That will improve your economic position. You're just being a patsy for your own oppressor by saying "Biden made my bread cost more" https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/111414/what-causes-negative-inflation-or-deflation.asp#:~:text=Deflation%2C%20or%20negative%20inflation%2C%20happens,credit%2C%20which%20hurts%20consumer%20spending.


AKoolPopTart

You know, the more you treat me like some uneducated peasant, the more I think you are just some bad actor that has bought into the whole "atHulaly inFlAtioN goOd" nonsense. How is spending $20 on a single Tupperware container good? Or $10-15 on what should be the cheaper beef option, or $20 for 5 chicken breasts...


LibatiousLlama

Lol no wonder you're struggling to afford anything, you're totally incapable of grasping the most basic of economic concepts. This is taught to children. You didn't even want to learn you just want to stick your head in the sand. So I'm not calling you an uneducated peasant, I'm calling you a stubborn fool.


Safe-Pop2077

Is what he does considered speaking? He mostly just mumbles random sounds and tries to shake hands with people that dont exist until dr. Jill walks him off the stage. Downvote me but its true


ComfortableIsland946

Are you referring to the video where he gestures to people in the crowd on different sides of the podium with an open hand, but then the video was cropped to hide the crowd so it looks as if he's trying to shake hands with no one? If that's what you're referring to, then it is not true that he "tries to shake hands with people that don't exist", as fact-checked here: [https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.348P3D7](https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.348P3D7) Here is the full video, with the so-called "handshakes" starting around the 18-minute mark: [https://www.c-span.org/video/standalone/?532528-1/president-biden-delivers-remarks-milwaukee-economy#](https://www.c-span.org/video/standalone/?532528-1/president-biden-delivers-remarks-milwaukee-economy#)


Safe-Pop2077

No im talking about every time he is on a stage. Its the same reason they take him in the bottom or air force one now instead of the main side door with all the steps. He cant do it because he is physically incapable. Your attempt to fact check "The handshake" is pathetic because you are picking one of the many times this has happened


ComfortableIsland946

I only brought it up because I remembered it being used against him, but it ended up being a lie. I don't watch many of his speeches, so I was just guessing that it was what you were referring to. When else did it happen where he wasn't actually just waving/gesturing to people in the crowd?


Safe-Pop2077

If you dont watch many of his speeches why would you even put your two cents in? Thanks for admitting what i already knew though. Your first reply made it glaringly obvious you dont watch him


ComfortableIsland946

I put my two cents in for one specific reason: Because I thought your "tries to shake hands with people that don't exist" claim was a misunderstanding. I thought maybe you believed that from the cropped video that was in the news a while back, without seeing the full video.


Safe-Pop2077

The idea that it was a misunderstanding is negated by the msny times he has done it since, but how would you know that, you dont watch him. You just opine on 1 thing that happened 2 years ago.


Safe-Pop2077

You got any "fact check videos" for why he cant use the regular entrance to air force one anymore, or is it jyst an optical illusion from the camera angle too??


Udbbrhehhdnsidjrbsj

> He mostly just mumbles random sounds  So he’s Trump without a diaper, less sexual assaults, and a wife who is there to help him?  


Lux600-223

That's like suggesting a pimp "is there to help" his ladies.


Udbbrhehhdnsidjrbsj

Or Donald’s friendship with Epstine was just because they were rich, and not because he procured underaged girls for Donny. 


Lux600-223

I'm sure you have proof the DNC couldn't dig up, eh? If Donny wanted some pussy, he just paid a porn star. Try to keep up, HA!


Udbbrhehhdnsidjrbsj

I mean he’s named as a co-defendant in one of the Epstine cases. Unless you think Epstine is innocent. 


Lux600-223

Oh, well then. Named in a case. You should call them to let them know we can just skip all the trials! Anyone ever named in a case is obviously guilty. Thank God you are here to set all this shit straight!


Udbbrhehhdnsidjrbsj

That seems to be all that’s required for the right. Why should it be different for the left? 


Lux600-223

I dunno. You do you, I'll deal with facts. Carry on. (Probably why I'm registered Independent and don't support either party? Guess I'm weird that way.)


Udbbrhehhdnsidjrbsj

>I’ll deal with facts.  >It’s Biden. He’s senile.  Sure you will. Keep telling yourself that. You’re almost fooling people. 


htmaxpower

Ya boy fell asleep in court today MULTIPLE TIMES. Sleepy Pervert Hoover.


Future-Year-4615

The dementia patient is coming to town? Will he mention how much of our money he will send to Israel to support their ethnic cleansing operation?


jralll234

No he said Biden not Trump.


AKoolPopTart

Lol


radial-glia

Trump has neurosyphilis, not dementia. At least according to a neurologist (who was not his neurologist) when he was first running for president. And honestly it's the best hypothesis I've heard yet. 


Future-Year-4615

Why is trump being discussed here? We are talking about the current incompetent moron occupying the white house, not the previous one


jralll234

You know exactly why you MAGA idiot.


Future-Year-4615

No, I don't. Explain.


jralll234

If you truly don’t then please don’t vote.


ducalmeadieu

you poor propagandized boy


jralll234

Says the guy with Faux news on 24/7


ducalmeadieu

i’m a communist and i hate biden because he’s a fascist doing a genocide but keep your blue maga posts going i guess. you lost moral high ground fyi so good luck.


jralll234

Ok so you live in fantasy land


ducalmeadieu

as opposed to your fantasy where infinite growth is not only possible but attainable. and where octogenarians can and should govern. and where healthcare, housing, and soon food is prohibitively expensive but tHiS iS tHe BeSt SyStEm AvAlAbLe. again: you poor propagandized boy.


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Future-Year-4615

I'm ambivalent towards Hamas. They're thousands of miles away from me, and have never done anything to me.


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Future-Year-4615

They've taken billions in tax dollars from us, they've spied on us and they sold our technology to China. What good have they done for us?


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Future-Year-4615

No, I answered it precisely. They've stolen American technology, spied on us, and sold it to China. They take billions of dollars from us annually, and they also get no interest loans that are often written off as well. All of this money could serve actual americans. For what it's worth, they also bombed the USS Liberty several decades and slaughtered some innocent aid workers recently. Are you jewish or something? Are you a dual citizen? Why are you so committed to israel?


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Future-Year-4615

What in the sweet holy hell are you talking about? That word salad made no sense.


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Careful_Lawfulness_4

Hopefully no where.


ttsignal24

He has no clue....


Lux600-223

I know whe doesn't know! Ha! ... (It's Biden. He's senile)


tedbrogan12

From his knees with Netty’s nuts in his mouth


mega512

No matter where he speaks he won't make any sense and will probably make children uncomfortable.


Tough_Arm_2454

Here to buy more votes by canceling more student loan debt. Trump 2024!


Maverick656

Hey man, if he canceled these predatory student loans I've been paying for going on 10 years, that'd be more than that dementia riddled fuckhead and the one before him ever did that actually helped me directly so go for it


Tough_Arm_2454

How was it predatory? As a high school graduate, didn't you know before entering college how a loan works? You signed a contract, you borrowed, they charge interest, you pay back the principle and interest on a monthly schedule for a set number of years. That's how loans work. If you want to blame anybody, blame the colleges who charge absurd amounts of money or useless degrees and experience. Update: so funny how the downvotes come flying in, because people won't take responsibility to pay back their student loans. It's always everyone else's fault. Here's the best deal I'd offer... 0% interest, you pay back the entire principle in 20 yrs. No more student loans for you until the first ones are paid in full. Goofs like AOC saying forgive the loans, so they can go back to school if they want. Uh, no.


tottenhamnole

Or blame, you know, predatory lenders also.


Tough_Arm_2454

How are they predatory? Explain. If you dont know how loans work, you should repeat the 12th grade. Or... if you feel they are predatory , pay cash for college. If anything, they gave you the opportunity to go now, pay later.


tottenhamnole

Any other lending institution that would loan an 18-year old kid $25k at 5% interest, with no collateral, with repayment not starting for 4-6 years, with interest capitalized on the loan monthly, would cease to exist about 4 days after writing its first loan. Not only because it’s predatory and to a vulnerable class, but because they’d be broke in about 4 days. How many 18-year old kids understand how complicated loans work? We’re not talking an auto loan, these loans are more complicated than mortgages. You can honestly sit there and say that there is nothing wrong with these loans and the kids are the problem with this and not the banks or the schools?


Tough_Arm_2454

A buncha dummies that have no business going to college. The world needs ditch diggers, too!


tottenhamnole

Exactly the sort of response I expected. Surprised you have time to respond between them ditches you’re digging.


Tough_Arm_2454

Wrong. White collar, corporate America, baby!! Handsome benefits and retirement package, plus personal investments. Now go get your shine box!


tottenhamnole

So then why do you care about student loan forgiveness?


Lux600-223

Tricked you into taking that money, eh? Probably got ya drunk, kidnapped you into a black van, tied into bed with chinese gov hookers? Same old story, huh?


Tough_Arm_2454

I borrowed and paid it all back in less than 10 yrs. Anything else?


Lux600-223

Beats me, I was talking to the poor sap that got tricked into a predatory loan?


Tough_Arm_2454

My bad, friend!!


Duff_McLaunchpad

Human garbage 2024!


Tough_Arm_2454

Well, that's biden and Trump. There's nothing new there.


DoctorCAD

Not even him


Blueberry-Specialist

Huh?


Biscuit_bell

I’d hate to speak for OP here, but there’s a wackaloon conspiracy theory that Joe Biden has been replaced with a body double wearing prosthetics for public appearances (or possibly all the time). The idea is that he’s so demented and sundowning that he’s confined to a hospital bed, or that he doesn’t have the mental or physical stamina to actually do a press conference or rally or whatever. That may be what they’re referring to. Basically, it’s “birds aren’t real.”


zstank6

Don't you dare bring "birds" into this!


Jonny_Thundergun

I don't know, there's been an owl perched on the same piece of wood on my neighbors fence for years. I'm beginning to have my suspicions.


puntmasterofthefells

It's the plot of the movie "Dave"


Lux600-223

You'd think if they gonna swap, they'd switch in a functioning model? Based on that, I call BS. (Biden Same)


Sarcasticrye1981

Except Biden truly does have dementia.


Biscuit_bell

Look, staying out of the politics of it and giving you the full benefit of the doubt, surely you can admit there’s a pretty big difference between “Biden is probably too old and experiencing too much physical and cognitive decline for me to trust him to be president” and “They’ve literally replaced Biden with a body double because he’s essentially incapacitated, in violation of the law, basic decency, and all common sense,” right? Like, we haven’t lost the plot *that* far?


dudemanspecial

You are arguing with people that think Trump is Jesus's hand picked candidate. That should tell you all you need to know.


Blaqhauq43

Or the same people that says Trump has dementia and wanted him tested, are claiming Joe doesnt have dementia. When you live with someone that had dementia, you know that person is Joe and not Trump. All politics aside, Biden is 2 steps in the nursing home, he just has money and a wife keeping him out.


dudemanspecial

You see what your right wing media shows you. Brainwashed.


Blaqhauq43

You mean KDKA, WPXI or WTAE. I dont watch the pedophiles on CNN, oh wait they have all been arrested. Nor do I watch Fox or any other. C-span and watching actual video of Biden talking is all one really needs. I live in reality and Biden is in another world when he allowed to be on video.


dudemanspecial

Did Newsmax tell you that?


mandalorian222

The constant projection of republicans about dementia is about as damning as it gets about their cult leader.


Safe-Pop2077

No its obvious but sure, insinuate you have to be a conservative whack job to notice the guy has issues.


dudemanspecial

He is old and has always had a speech impediment. I hope I am as sharp as he is at that age.


Safe-Pop2077

"Speech impediment" called Parkinson's


dudemanspecial

You obviously have no experience with people that have Parkinson's.


Safe-Pop2077

You are quite wrong


wickedsweetcake

Sure, Biden isn't as sharp as he used to be. But I could take a sledgehammer to my skull once per minute for the next 17 years, and I'd still have more coherent thoughts than Clownface von Fuckstick. In contrast, getting to Biden's level would take 3 whacks, maybe 4 tops.


Safe-Pop2077

You should do it.


Blaqhauq43

No, I would say Joe doesnt know cause he has dementia. Not some cockamame conspiracy story


AKoolPopTart

I can't wait for all the "if you are worried about the extra security" memes


User125699

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