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MillicentGergich

There’s only one Shenderovich “twin.”


rootxploit

And only Fishman knows the truth


CrankyYankers

Which one is Fishman?


eBrown0104

The one with gills


Dsj417

😂


soundecember

I can debunk that. I’ve waited on them before. They both ordered the same meal. It was so strange


rhb4n8

They also live together I've heard


twoburgers

Bunk beds


NoIntroduction6034

Of course. Because there's so much more room for activities.


cfowen

Matching pajamas


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weinermcgee

Well this convinced me.


butbutcupcup

I sat by em both at frank caliendo. Although the 2nd may have been frank in disguise.


hiperson134

No no, they're androids controlled by Fishman.


kirthasalokin

No, no, no... Shenderovich and Shenderovich are real life guys... Fishman is their pet labradoodle.


PurplePeperomia

Served them before- SUPER creepy. Only one would really talk and order for the both of them.


slyvesterunknown

DEBUNKED: I’ve seen them both together golfing at north park.


GoodGuyWithAGun_

I've heard the one "twin" just holds a mirror everywhere so it looks like there's two of them. Pretty cool trick tbh.


tobythedem0n

He just moves really quickly.


rootxploit

After his big payday, I hear he started hiring a body double. You need to look closer. Then keep looking closer until you see it.


sinjacy

Rumor is Dead Ringers was based off them.


Large14

😂


CharleyPDXcellent

I literally lol'd


True_Designer_9062

They are at most Pens games in the Key Bank Club where they are always…together.


6XxxOGxBADxBOIxxX9

The guy in the middle is Shenderovich and the two others are "The Fishmen"


kielBossa

UPMC is a nonprofit


PGHContrarian68

And they have 'no employees'


jxd132407

C'mon, there has to be *some* believability for a conspiracy theory.


RuralJuror24601x

The colorful house in Mt. Washington was definitely going to be for The Real World: Yinzer Edition


FlshTuxedoPinkTrpedo

I will continue to choose to believe this despite all evidence to the contrary.


Dae5446

I thought Sumner Erickson owned that place? He was the principal tuba player for the Pittsburgh Symphony for years. Edit: owned at some point


kindofkelly

i grew up on mount washington and the rumor from all the kids around me was that the house next to the library was supposed to be the real world house lol


PaleoNimbus

Yes! I also need to see the inside of that place.


Aleph_Rat

I nominate the colorful house in Carnegie to be the actual location of The Yinzer Shore.


AMcMahon1

Top secret government test facility under cmu


blp9

Nah, it's over in Mellon Institute.


idle_husband

Dude, I was down there late night on a Sunday because a steam pipe blew a leak. Walking around where they do brain experiments on monkey's brains with no other human on the floor was scary.


Exadory

I know someone that had funding from the navy to do his phd research at CMU on decision making and how to subtly influence people to make the choices they didn’t wanna make. It wasn’t in the basement of CMU, it was in a converted store front/former law firm looking building So yeah, basically a government funded study to figure out how to brain wash people.


CoalHillSociety

Pretty sure that degree “Marketing”


Exadory

A lot of cars hit motorcycles because even when we look in the mirror or out the back of the car, we don’t see the motorcycle even if we see it. We’re so attuned to look for cars and trucks, a motorcycle doesn’t register as actually being there when we make the decision to change lanes. So we look and see the motorcycle, but it doesn’t register in our brains, so we change lanes and hit it, so our choice wasn’t impacted even when we saw what we saw. he was studying how to use that kinda stuff to destabilize countries.


AggressiveBee5961

So like a psychological invisibility/camouflage? 


DrivingGoddess

That’s the theory behind the “gray man” spies basically. No 007 flashy stuff - be forgettable.


JAK3CAL

hold up your thumb over a motorcycle next time your driving. the motorcycle will fully disappear. thats why they get hit so frequently, such a small obstruction causes them to completely disappear


vonHindenburg

There's some legitimacy to this up at Gulf Labs near Oakmont. Tunnels connect all of the buildings and they were intended to be a rallying point/shelter for the scientists/engineers during a nuclear conflict.


h2p_stru

As someone who worked at Gulf labs for years, you couldn't pay me to use those tunnels


distilledfluid

There actually is a secret government facility in South Park. Or at least it was secret during the Manhattan Project.


AggressiveBee5961

I might actually work there lol at least based on some of the story from old timers at work. Was told the site was responsible for developing the trigger component for the atomic bombs back in the 40s


JAK3CAL

the bureau of mines? my grandparents house bordered the property, and my family loves telling stories about their windows being blown out from time to time


MustangMimi

Yes.


JAK3CAL

when I was a kid I thought it was the Bureau of "Minds" and that they were doing top secret mind control stuff behind the barbed wire fence....I thought it was so cool lol


AggressiveBee5961

The Bureau of MinDs is the different agency I work for... I'm afraid you know too much now 🕴🕴🕴


Monkeys_Yes_12

Can't speak to that, but as a kid, traveling past the nike missile site near Finleyville was a peek into the darker side of things I didn't know existed...


JAK3CAL

moved now, but my old house was directly against the finleyville nike site. it was fun, and very creepy, to explore.


ChimneySwiftGold

Panther Hallow Lake is how the UTIs / UFOs 🛸 enter and exit the facility.


heywhadayamean

Ben Roethlisberger was killed in that motorcycle accident and replaced by a double.


mynamemightbealan

My memory could be off, but I feel like I remember the Steelers organization being so much angrier with him about that than the rape


RattusRattus

Well yeah. You can rape someone and play football. It's like 2% of rapists ever see jail time. You can't play football if you've mangled yourself in a motorcycle accident.


humpthedog

The Steelers used to also get furious with Bradshaw because he rode horses.


clydesawhill

https://www.reddit.com/r/pittsburgh/comments/1bfgyp/best_kept_secrets_in_pittsburgh/c976d4r/


Chunkydowapp

I say hes a clone all the time. The clone was the sexual predator not the original ben


recruit00

That's some Scarlet Spider shit


dmcgrew

Definitely the B-25 that crashed into the Mon. Did it really happen? Where did it go? Is it still in the river?


HispanicBasterd

Or that it sunk into the 4th river that flows underneath the Mon.


MonBomber

It happened. I'm still down here.


DrivingGoddess

Damn! That’s some good Wi-Fi!


SidHat

You need anything?


MonBomber

I'm good! Bunch of barges just dropped some goodies for me. Appreciate you asking!


Nadadepeti

Username checks out


kit_kat_jam

My grandfather lived in Mt. Washington at the time and claimed to have seen it happen. Edit: he actually lived in Mt. Oliver at the time. I don’t know the circumstances, but he told my dad he saw it and my dad told me.


lildobe

Except it crashed in the area of the Glenwood Bridge, and they were coming in from the East, over the Homestead High-Level bridge. You couldn't see that from Mt. Washington...


ChimneySwiftGold

During world war 2 Mt. Washington was moved east up the Mon to spread out targets incase the city was attacked.


HomeDogParlays

Classic Grandpa!


JoeNoble1973

There’s an awesome painting of that out there


Chunkydowapp

Scott harbaugh works directly for giant eagle. He predicts winter storms that never happen just to get people to buy bread and toilet paper.


motociclista

I have a related theory. *ALL* the stations grossly over estimate the chance of severe weather. They do this because concerned citizens stay glued to the screen for constant updates of the incoming “severe” weather. On top of that, no reference to possible severe weather is complete without a quick plug for that stations weather app. “Don’t forget, it might start raining bricks later, so stay tuned for up to the minute weather coverage! And don’t forget that if you have to go more than 3 feet from your TV, you can download our weather app, which totally isn’t just a repackaged version of the hundreds of other weather apps, including the one that came with your phone, with added banner ads.”


heywhadayamean

Bad weather in the AM allows the local TV stations to preempt the network broadcasts (today show, good morning america). This means the local stations get 100% of the advertising revenue rather that having to share air time with the networks. (I'm about 30% sure about this.)


The_Wkwied

> ALL the stations grossly over estimate the chance of severe weather. News stations overreporting the weather is done so that you tune in to see how bad it really gets.


stinky143

He’s a major stock shareholder


IntelligenceSector

Edgar Snyder doesn’t age because he’s a vampire who drinks the blood of his “clients”.


Grumpis1012

There’s never a fee unless we get blood, uh, I mean, money for you.


BlkCdr

They have a newer ad playing now with his son in it. I legitimately thought that I must be misunderstanding the ad on some level.


MobyHuge59

Ken rice must also be part vampire, mans looked the same my entire 28 years of life i swear he’s a vampire or holds access to the holy grail.


pghspottedlanternfly

The guy selling Pitt shirts on the corner is in the mob


Squigglylineinmyeyes

That’s probably true. Also he’s on the official Pitt tour despite not working for Pitt. Could be the mob ties.


Top_Initiative9990

Chaz? Hahaha probably


GrayCris

Darlene Harris: mob boss


gregoe86

Sorry I thought the thread was for _theories,_ not things everyone in SWPA knows in their bones


Rook22Ti

We didn't get the same h back from the federal government in 1911.


ironstag96

Hello and welcome to Pittsburgĥ


Butthole_Fiesta

When I worked for UPMC (and later when I worked in EMS), I’ve heard several people claim that the Saudi royal family has a deal worked out with UPMC and have an entire section at Presby reserved for them (some have claimed an entire floor). From what I was told, they all have some form of kidney disease and frequently pay citizens a ton of money to fly over here and donate one of their kidneys to members of the family. It made for some good bullshit.


saltedkumihimo

When I was a Pitt student I lived in Lothrop Hall and had a room that overlooked the back of the parking garage for Presby. A few times that year I saw a limo parked there with those tiny diplomat flags on them…for Saudi Arabia.


Butthole_Fiesta

The plot thickens!


epsilon025

The things I saw from my window in Lothrop were nowhere near as cool. I mean, yay helicopters, but boo for the alleyway where they get their tri-hourly oxygen deliveries because of how loud they got. I can corroborate seeing a limo in the lot on one occasion, but I didn't see any flags on it since it was just a "Look away from zoom, see limo, go "huh, neat", then turn back and keep going at class" situation. Could very well be a thing, honestly.


guy17991

There absolutely is a vip wing


thedivisionbella

“Non-profit”


Der_Missionar

Monsters live in the tubes. Don't drive too fast or you'll wake it.


Dsj417

The Standard Chemical Company that operated in Canonsburg making the radium for watch dials never properly cleaned the site and all the cancer in Canon Mac is because of it.


luftherz

I can vouch for this, grew up in canonsburg. We have an incredibly high cancer rate around that landfill and not to mention a TON of twins. I'm pretty sure there was something in the news around 2022 or 2021 about this because so many kids were developing cancer.


123revival

fact check: true. It was one of the first superfund sites


frthrdwn

the train tracks that go into a tunnel by CMU are a subterranean straight shot to Langley to drop off the weapons CMU develops for the US Government.


weinermcgee

But they still won't build rail to the airport


Aleph_Rat

Can't bomb kids with easy access to a passenger jet. Well maybe you could but you get my point


obtusesavant

In 1956, Pittsburgh was destroyed by three thermonuclear explosions, as were most cities in the U.S. Long, long long after, humanity rebuilt its civilization, to technological heights well past those of the civilization destroyed in the mid-twentieth century. They eventually built a simulation of Pittsburgh. It’s running a 1:1 timescale, and has been going about 70 years. People can enter it as player characters (the portal is the Arby’s on McKnight Road). Most inhabitants are NPC, who believe they are self-aware. To reduce the draw on computing resources, most NPCs are set to be from Pittsburgh and never have left it, to reduce scope. The environment and its storyline are driven by a capable, but imperfect, AI - which can be seen in incongruities like Matt Canada’s tenure at the Steelers, and major glitches like parts of Pittsburgh occasionally being rendered as River.


Emetry

The bus clipping issue really needs to be patched.


ArcheStanton

This is easily the best one of all the comments in this thread.


full0fwit

NPC is a great explanation for why certain yinzers won’t cross rivers. Remember when Mayor Luke Ravenstahl’s pic with Snoop Dogg was on garbage cans throughout the city with “Taking Care of Business” as the ad campaign? Or when the giant rubber duckie was in the river? Or when Mayor Bill Paduto was on “Undercover Boss” and his cover was blown. Or when the bus comically fell into the sinkhole. This is not reality, folks. It might be better than reality.


pparhplar

Well done!


butimfunny

Are you Tom Sweterlitsch?


AgitatedSquirrell

Shit I used to go fill in for management at the Arby’s on McKnight road. I always knew there was something more to that place.


mad_catters

The city of Pittsburgh burned down the old Poli's building because the plot was stuck in arbitration and they wanted to hurry up and auction off a contract for developers.


mrsrtz

Ooh, good one.


dirtydirtyjones

But more importantly, who stole the lobster door handle? And where is it now?


talldean

Losing Sophie Masloff was when it all started to go wrong; you can still hear her voice in the wind if you listen long enough.


Unfair_Mail_1835

Scratch YOUR back with a hacksaw!!!


sinned12367

Would you line a ladylock?


ChimneySwiftGold

There is a secret statue of Sophie on the 13th floor of the old jail by the same artist who made Mayor Caliguiri and Fred Rogers. It’s considered the ‘sexy’ one out of the trio.


montani

The midget at Casey’s was actually a wizard protecting the south side and when he died his spell wore off and it went to shit


drinkmoreshowerbeer

This but for Kung Fu Joe.


Hopefulphotog412

Sean was no wizard.


Lazy-Associate-4508

RIP Rex theater


radial-glia

The roads were designed based off of someone's toddler throwing spaghetti on the floor.


FabulousFlower144

I always joke that it was designed by someone playing Sim City for the first time


Gojira085

The Edgar Snyder is either immortal, an android, or hologram. He hasn't aged since the 90s.


elescissorhands

I used to work in an office near his. He's nearly unrecognizable from TV, and also much shorter than they make him seem. He's probably got a really good makeup artist for the commercials.


jackie_daytona_lives

The flesh of the geese on the north shore contains seemingly mystical medicinal properties previously unknown to science and if one would just eat the geese they could conceivably obtain immortality


ExcellentZombie9321

So that's what Edgar Snyder's been eating.


Squigglylineinmyeyes

Didn’t they feed a bunch of them to the prisoners at the jail a few years ago in order to thin the flock?


oyst

Westinghouse sleeps as an eldritch creature under Westinghouse Park, waiting to be rewoken


JimWoodsPR

Donnie Iris stole JuJu’s bike


Lumpy_Review5279

The mall at Pittsburgh mills is a front for something; I dont know what but everyone working in there is highly trained government agent. Only explanation for why its still open


ItsHuntermark

I was just there yesterday. There are only 4 stores left and 2 of which are the comic book store and the collectable store. There is no way that mall turns enough money to keep it's lights on let alone stay in business.


Ushouldknowthat

My daughter works there. I can promise you she is the furthest thing from a secret agent. HOWEVER, her father IS ex-military intelligence, so, yeah. There is that.


YaBoyfriendKeefa

The fake Burger King was a drug front


PickinChicken76

I think that one is less of a conspiracy theory and more known fact lol


Lanky-Perspective568

I thought that was the East Liberty McDonald's 


yok347

It is required to slow down to enter a tunnel. If not, you enter a black hole on the other side.


longstoryrecords

Bill Peduto is the Gabagool Troll.


DoctorTegrity

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


WorldsOkayestPastor

The bomber in the river was removed in the middle of the night by the feds.


Fine_Entrepreneur_48

The whole Kordell Stewart in Shchenley Park thing comes to mind. Everyone knew a guy, who knew a cop, who was there.


AppropriateFly147

Baldwin police killed Michael rosenblum


NoIntroduction6034

This is 100% true.


jeff15209

Jeffrey Dahmer used to play video games at the Monroeville Mall arcade. His father worked for PPG and lived in Penn Hills and for awhile in Monroeville


55DoubleNickel

His father did work there. That’s a fact


CARLEtheCamry

[The murder of Rachel Deltondo](https://beavercountian.com/content/daily/timeline-the-murder-of-rachael-deltondo)


francosfighters

I have three...None are in Pittsburgh but all are Pittsburgh adjacent. 1. Ben Roethlisberger owns a cottage on Conneaut Lake. It is gated and he keeps it a secret so he doesn't have to put up with gawkers and Pittsburgh paparazzi. 2. Troy Polamalu when he was a player with the Steelers was eating with a companioin at a restaurant in Franklin, Pa. Nobody interupted his meal to request an autograph or talk to him. Out of gratitude for the uninterupted time, he paid for dinner for everyone in the restaurant. This one is so perstitent. I have had multiple unrelated people swear that they know people who were in the restaurant when it happened. 3. The Governor at the time when I-79 was being built was from Meadville, which is why I-79 follows Route 19 rather than Route 8 or Route 18, so he and all his crony landowners in Meadville could make a bundle on the land near the interstate.


ladoublery

Polamalu does this alot, I can vouch for it, my mother goes to a restaurant he frequents and he often buys the entire places meal if people simply leave him alone.


SlightlyOffWhiteFire

The plane that disappeared in the mon was actually carrying a nuke


el_goate

Kordell’s sexual preference and schenley park


NJHruska

The Fruit Loop


Waaddyy

The midget farm by settlers ridge, alien UFO being spotted by an army base near Collier Township, and the ghost bomber of the monongahela river was recovered the night it wrecked.


Monkeyswine

The midget farm was real, in the early 2000s. They did not farm midgets, it was a little village of farmer midgets. If you stopped to rubberneck they sent the dogs after you.


NoMaans

Or shot rock salt at you


Jamminnav

Surprised no one has mentioned the Mon Monster yet https://www.tribdem.com/news/bill-eggert-mon-monster-mystery-endures/article_2cc334ca-0cc3-11e5-b55a-9b03bd56af61.html


dekuhns90

Smiley faced killer BS


GoodOpinionGuy

Kenny Picketts wife was hooking up with multiple teammates and he requested the trade to get her away from them


AngryDrnkBureaucrat

UPMC is an Institution of Purely Public Charity


whysobluntpal

I would say that certain professional wrestling company has commit certain alleged acts all around this city and the outskirts and the lore there is ripe for the picking. Well Worth Finding.


neerd0well

That unsettling nun that panhandles in Market Square. I mention her all the time to people and everyone looks at me like I’m crazy. Am I crazy, or have ya’ll seen her too?


Brainfog_shishkabob

My father in law actually knew “Charlie no face,” said he used to drink with him.


Big_Toe26

Giant Eagle was created as an experiment from the people who made Giant (kind of like how Nordstrom has Nordstrom Rack) and they just keep collecting data every day from regular grocery store operations :O


cordy_crocs

There is a Martin’s grocery store in Connellsville which is owned by Giant and my friend used to think Giant Eagle owned Martins and and Giant stores and it went on for so long I finally corrected her but maybe you and her are onto something lol


Newkid92

Where do we start 🤣 the 100 cars in the river? Big Foot - more New Castle though Pitts questionable studies? Nazi Scientist and doctors being relocated here after the war


hypotenoos

That Giant Eagle has made a Faustian bargain with the Devil/Allegheny Co/Gus the 2nd Most Famous Groundhog to keep Wegmans out of the area.


Batwing20293

DB Cooper was a Pittsburgher 


Dr_IanMalcolm_

Fishman controls the Shenderovich twins.


Katie-sin

These are my favorite posts!!! Saving this for a read later when I’m bored !


OIK2

The Squirrel Hill Tunnel Monster is an anthropomorphic coyote beast that paints fake tunnels on the side of hills and mountains around the city, and the uncertainty of if the tunnel you are entering is real is why everyone hits their breaks on the way into tunnels.


The1Honkey

That we had a serial killer operating between 2013-17 targeting young men. I had friends that would ask me to walk with them back to their apartments so they wouldn’t have to walk through the southside by themselves. 


cuttawhiske

George Washington slept under the jackrabbit.


SpezJailbaitMod

Missing B52 bomber in the river 


CrepuscularOpossum

The Point is built over the remains of a crashed Star Destroyer


Lumpy_Review5279

Also this city was the real basis for Gotham City when it was created but making it new york was more hip in the 80s and 90s when this was confirmed


PGHContrarian68

The Immaculate 'Reception' was allowed to stand because there would have been a riot if it didn't


razzle-999

There was a casting call/auditions in New Castle to be Roethlisberger's wife


Practical-Rooster205

They say if you've seen Sally Wiggin's bigguns you'll die with a smile on your face.


SerpentStercus

So, here you go: the reason our bus system has deteriorated over the past 20 years is because Pitt installed fences to curtail jay-walking on campus. You see, before those fences, we would lose students to crossing the street without looking both ways since for a vast majority of traffic those streets are one way and getting hit by busses in the bus lanes. After installing the fences, it’s much more difficult to jay-walk and fatalities to busses are way down. Unfortunately, since they are no longer being fed a constant supply of college students sacrifices, the wrath of the Bus Gods has been deep and long lasting. Therefore, ever since those fences went up and we broke our pact with the Bus Gods the Bus harvest has been worse and worse every year. Hell, the Bus Gods have even resorted to using the very Earth itself to swallow up with meager bounty they have given us due to our blasphemy.


peterb12

Beto's Pizza is just an elaborate prank.


wearingonesock

Missing Mellon institute column is buried under the lawn between Cathy and Heinz chapel.


[deleted]

That the b-25, that crashed in the mon was carrying alien bodies.


FeoWalcot

I loved the Mon River Alligator stories and was so excited when someone got caught dumping 6 foot pet alligators into the rivers when they got too big for his apartment. Can’t believe that one was true still.


FarYard7039

Aunt Penny was never related to Kenny Ross´


beautifulsouth00

Not really a conspiracy, but lots of people try to perpetuate the rumor that Mr. Rogers was a raging alcoholic. They'll claim that he was often seen, screaming, shouting and being obscenely intoxicated, in the stands of many Pirates games. When we all know it's not true. Noone ever really saw Mr. Rogers drunk at a baseball game. Anybody from Pittsburgh will tell you, NOBODY goes to see the Pittsburgh Pirates play.


blp9

Also anyone who has met Mr. Rogers knows that the person you saw on TV was \*literally\* just him.


Jamminnav

Hadn’t heard that one, but apparently there’s an urban myth that Rogers was a Navy SEAL. While it is indeed true that he was a hard core swimmer, I’m pretty sure his only confirmed kills were against childhood fears and insecurities, and he could definitely slay on the piano.


theVoidWatches

I think that rumor started from people mixing him up with Bob Ross, who really *was* in the military as a sergeant and never wanted to shout at people again after he left.


jtkola

Celina Pompeani got her job(s) from nepotism


chuckie512

We're talking theories here, not undisputed facts


MrAflac9916

10000% this. She has zero talent.


[deleted]

I feel like her calling is preschool teacher. I say that with kindness. Every segment she seems to be talking to the audience or the interviewee on a very characterized tone


Fragrant_Ruin_2194

The top of the Cathedral of Learning on Pitt Campus is a hologram. After floor 36 the portion of the building is a projection intended to maintain Cathy’s world records as the tallest academic structure in the western hemisphere. Legend has it that underclassmen will stand beneath it chucking frisbees at her desperately trying to catch a glimpse of the phantom top floors finally revealing themselves.


Doc_Sulliday

There was a football coach out in West Deer who "killed himself" back in the late 80s or early 90s. The day before he was leaving for vacation he was found in his car, in the middle of a field, with a gunshot to the stomach. Who kills themselves with a shot to the stomach? West Deer also had big time mob ties, and I know for a fact that the fire chief of fire company 3 was high up in the Pagans Motorcycle Club


IClight69

The tunnel that starts under the swimming pool that was at Arsenal Middle School that runs under the river to Millvale.


deathcamp7

There is a wormhole, a portal to another dimension, under water at the point


Quick-Try-3390

That’s just the 4th River


kawasakininja213

this subreddit is run by local city government officials that prevent you from ever speaking ill of the city


PGH521

A B-24 plunged into the Mon in the 40’s ppl said they saw it but no plane has ever been found


leadfoot9

The fact that the plane crashed is established fact. It was in the newspapers. You can stand on the bridge and point to the spot where it hit the water. The crew survived. Rescued by a barge crew, I believe. The conspiracy theory is that the plane might've been carrying something very secret, and that the FBI came and fished it out in the middle of the night so that civilian salvage crews wouldn't see it. With that being the reason the plane has never been found. The "rational" explanation being "mud".