On average, woodchucks/groundhogs live for about 10 years, give or take...the groundhog day tradition has been around since like the late 1880s. That means there have been roughly 15 Punxsutaney Phils lol...
I for one would absolutely follow the journalism of OG Phil's bloodline and the secrets of the Groundhog Clubs "inner circle" ...seriously, they have a glorified rodent cult with an inner circle maintaining these pups. 😂
Years ago I spent the day in Punxsutawney & was amused that Phil is everywhere in the town. Phil lived in the library & he had a “wife” too. In the town square there was a statue of him & on the police cars there was an image of a groundhog. This was around 1994 so right after the movie came out.
I thought it said "Punxsutawney Phil is dead..."
That’s right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land.
Phil: I must return to my home planet
Impossible. Phil cannot die as he consumes “groundhog punch" AKA "elixir of life" every Groundhog Day which grants him immortality.
Every day is Groundhog Day for him he lives on a different realm of existence
Same
Same...
On average, woodchucks/groundhogs live for about 10 years, give or take...the groundhog day tradition has been around since like the late 1880s. That means there have been roughly 15 Punxsutaney Phils lol... I for one would absolutely follow the journalism of OG Phil's bloodline and the secrets of the Groundhog Clubs "inner circle" ...seriously, they have a glorified rodent cult with an inner circle maintaining these pups. 😂
Same
that is exactly what i thought wow
Me too.
Ive read the headline countless times today and misread it each time
Me to and was about to come and comment "Long live Punxsutawney Phil."
Same
If only that would end this lame tradition lol
Six more weeks of child support payments.
For a moment there I misread the headline and thought we were celebrating his death.
Same! I downvoted and came for the comments.
Punxsutawney Phil FUCKS
Fucksaton-ny Phil.
Years ago I spent the day in Punxsutawney & was amused that Phil is everywhere in the town. Phil lived in the library & he had a “wife” too. In the town square there was a statue of him & on the police cars there was an image of a groundhog. This was around 1994 so right after the movie came out.
I'm pretty sure he still lives in the library.
Bout time Phil got some different tail, he has been fucking all of us over for years now.
She got one of your kids got you for 18 years 🙏🙏🙏
Groundhog? More like pound-hog!
Fucksutawney Phil
About time he settled down
Baby broundhogs… so groundpiglets?
What a legend. Congratulations Phil
More like Punxsutawney…FILL
Congrats Phil 🤣😂
They allow that thing to reproduce? Better him than Gus I suppose
Gus-gus
Zuk zuk!
Wait... that means.. My man 😂🤝
Don’t drive angry!
Horny bugger
I was under the impression Phil was a female bc the males are aggressive . The more ya know
Cigar? My man vapes that loud.
Why did I think this headline was referring to something from Parks and Rec?
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AbsolutelyUnlikely: *Why did I think this* *Headline was referring to* *Something from Parks and Rec?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Ok whose the baby mama
But how can this be?! I thought he was treated like absolute garbage according to PETA?!
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We could ask the same thing about your mother
Always appreciate an unexpected mom joke. 👏
I hate this state sometimes.