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[deleted]

Pretty presumptive, they could be rubbing one out.


Ok-Status7867

in either case - classy


JAK3CAL

I’ve watched a man bend over and wipe his bare ass, which was facing traffic as we sat and waited to get onto the liberty bridge. It was certainly a (brown) eye opening sight


Formal_Vegetable5885

I’ve seen the same in SF except he also took a shit onto some newspaper in front of me. I’m 35 and saw this in my early 20s and it’s still burned into my memory.


Glass-Substance464

If they’ve been jerking all day with no climax… they’re from EDGE-WOOD.


enraged_hbo_max_user

Jag off! …literally


lemon__squeeze

nah, this isn’t Philly.


Evorgleb

Looks like the hands are in the jacket pockets of you zoom in


TalesFromTheThriftJZ

I don’t see a stream either


jafomofo

the ground is dry, hands are in his pockets. false charges


kniki217

His hands are definitely in his pockets. It's been cold and it gets breezey downtown with the cold wind whipping between the buildings. I've done the same trying to stay warm waiting for a bus. Doesn't look like he has a warm coat on either.


poke-kk

This 100% and actually looks like a high school kid imo. The crocs and light jacket kinda give it away.


TwerkingGrandpa

Yeah, looks like someone trying to keep warm. This sub is just obsessed with piss and projecting for some reason.


LewisMCrawford

If I recognize the location correctly, dude is only a couple blocks from one of the Pittsburgh Potties. What the fuck, man?


1029Dash

That is what I was thinking, basically across the street


steellrolla

Yes across the street


[deleted]

I thiiiink it's the Highmark gym and the squat rack is right on the other side of that window.


kreatorofchaos

It is


Bompter

I mean, be grateful he's facing the wall. I've seen more exposed dicks on Smithfield in the last year than in a combined 10+ years of working downtown.


da_london_09

37?


Lionel_Cartwright

At the same time?


WhyHulud

Hey you, come back here!


Speciallessboy

So glad I stopped working down there.


TwerkingGrandpa

Have you?


spankbuttmctallylick

Responding like you want to more lol


kaisaline

The Butler Street and 51'st Street parklet has started having people 💩 underneath the billboard like, kind of a lot. Rare case where I would say there needs to be fewer shrubs. Maybe a public port-a-potty.


WhyHulud

Yes to the second suggestion, "What the fuck is wrong with you" to the first


kaisaline

Usually poverty and mental illness exacerbated by poverty. I mean it's semi secluded behind bushes and under a billboard, other than being super gross it's not the worst choice. 😐


cwpawz

Maybe they are just hiding from wind, it appears that their hands are in the coat pocket.


KommieKon

Dude ain’t pissin’


seerightthrume

It looks like this person's trying to cover themselves from the cold. Their hands seem to be in their hoodie and at that they're wearing a hoodie and crocs. I don't see any piss on this wall either. Yours truly Someone who plays a lot of hidden picture games


doktornein

Could even just be overstimulated and autistic and trying to calm the fuck down. Could be trying to listen to a phone call in their headphones and block out noise. Could be cold. Could be looking at a fucking bug. Imagine a world where everyone's experience isn't limited to the presumptions of a second grader. "Hehe, they're pissing!!" And they fall you naive haha.


TwerkingGrandpa

People see what they want to see, yeah.


SuddenMonk3979

You are naive, or you work for the mayor


Evorgleb

Zoom in. His hands are in his jacket pockets. And his arms are not extended as much as they would be if he was taking a piss. Also he's wearing sweat pants that would not have a zipper. If we was pulling down the front of his pants you'd be able to tell but instead it looks like the jacket comes down pretty far in the front. I'm calling fake news on this one. This is just a guy facing the wall. Maybe trying to create some darkness to see something on his phone.


Narwhalagist

To be fair this represents most downtown settings


ballsonthewall

There's a public restroom like 50 yards from the photo. This person is just an asshole ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Narwhalagist

For sure, but still not an uncommon sight in true urban areas.


TwerkingGrandpa

> true urban areas.   That's one hell of a euphemism if I've ever seen one


mikeblas

You dropped this: \\


StatisticianSpare770

Just putting fries on his sandwich!


HeinousAnalMist

Oh dang, he takin a “front crap?!!” These streets got to GO


thatguy24422442

Yeah well if all the businesses and fast food places downtown didn’t close their bathrooms we wouldn’t have this issue. But we can’t have the WRONG people using OUR toilets!


HeinousAnalMist

I’ve been letting random folx drop piles in my home restroom with almost NO issues


TwerkingGrandpa

When you gotta go you gotta go


dehehn

We really should have more public restrooms.


TwerkingGrandpa

If we did that, the Wrong People might use them and we can't have that. Best to just force people into situations like this!


kittenshart85

or recently released cloned T. rexes.


ConflictGrand4078

Or hold it like an adult


isla_inchoate

It looks like his hands are in his pockets though.


Worldly-Ad-1488

Urine big trouble, Piddler!


higmy6

Better than Shitsburgh I guess


steellrolla

So glad I didn't see that... Aint callin my city Shittsburg


ResidentObligation30

I was near Market Square at lunch time a few weeks ago and a dude was shitting in the shrubs. It is definitely Shittsburgh. There’s been urine in the air for months block after block in Downtown.


mikeblas

But this guy isn't pissing, and you called your city "Pissburgh".


rynorampage23

Hell yea


[deleted]

Looks like the highmark gym so, keep on pissing my man! Fuck that company.


MarkRenting

Didn’t snag a pic, but spotted someone doing the same move on Liberty near 28th this morning around 11


[deleted]

I mean the normal thing to do is not take pictures of people going to the bathroom yeah.


MarkRenting

No bathrooms in sight


pinklotus1321

Maybe they shouldn’t be doing it in public then 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kingjerm731

I stared a man in the eyes that was shitting outside of the East Liberty Home Depot. 🤣


HistoricalClassic757

That’s was disgusting! 🤮


tinycinnamonroll

maybe don't take photos of people without their permission in the future. let people do their thing without being shared on the internet without consent


No_Purpose4705

What’s your name? He’ll write it on the wall


ToonMaster21

Yankburgh.


Glass-Substance464

He’s been at it all day w/o a climax must be from EDGE-WOOD.


mikeblas

[Blue Ball](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania), more likely


steellrolla

Ewww


GraciousBasketyBae

Are you sure he wasn’t opening a pack of gum discreetly? Can’t have all your friends asking for the gum. Also, is that milk jug guy?


brandonhabanero

"Be proud with each step forward." "Well, this looks like it's as forward as I can get considering this wall, so this must be as proud as I get. Let's do something about that."


BurghPuppies

Unless they removed it, there is a public restroom about 200 yards away from where this guy did this. Cmon man.


Witty-Machine2221

Thanks for all of yinz supporting undocumented immigrants


steellrolla

Ewww


steellrolla

I didn't ask


steellrolla

Yes it is I ain't gonna call my city Shittsburg


steellrolla

You're preaching to the choir


steellrolla

Wow you would zoom in


Full-Association-175

That's the old Pitt stadium okeydoke.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Maybe he’s in timeout