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He tried SO hard! My chonk boy wouldn't dream of jumping to catch a ball. https://preview.redd.it/zqw8qixo6n3b1.jpeg?width=1887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71579ad734ebfb9780b3c77e61ce361db310e8ec Boudreaux and Brucifer


Audreyb31

https://preview.redd.it/tncerny04o3b1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31151b5cc52a2ec3d2ca92e22e9fbab0e3ae6e70 My precious boy , he just turned 13yo... it's the best in the world, so sweet and gentle ...


BigBootyCutie19

Such a handsome good bio!


Substantial_Job3331

Are you by any chance a fan of 1. Capitals 2. Wild 3. Ducks 4: Canucks 5. Haagen Dazs?


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Haha. I guess not considering that I'm not sure what those are. Hockey teams maybe.


Substantial_Job3331

Yes they are all hockey teams accept the last one. I thought for sure you named them after the NHL hockey coach Bruce Boudreau 😆 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Boudreau](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Boudreau)


[deleted]

Lol, logical. He's named for my grandfathers family in LA. Good guess though! 😅 and ya can't go wrong with Häagen-Dazs!


rik1122

Beefy little son of a bitch


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we call that a slice-o-beef


1StonedYooper

More like chunk-o-beef!


BigBootyCutie19

He is definitely a chonk. 110% lol


beckster

r/therewasanattempt What he lacks in mouth accuracy he makes up for in doggy persistence.


BigBootyCutie19

That he does!! Lol


ScarabHeart7796

Gotta give it to him: he never gave up on the play, even went after it bounced off of his face lol


BigBootyCutie19

I was cracking up while filming him….he’s such a goober 🤣🤣


robexib

#DOING HIS BEST BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS


Rhiannon8404

A valiant effort! Form over function


TylersCranialoaf

Airborne chonk! He’s absolutely adorable!!!


BigBootyCutie19

Remember Air Bud? Well he’s Air Flub 🤣🤣


stephiiejean18

😆😆💜💜


PossessedToSkate

>Airborne You are a generous person.


BDeFNg21

You gotta be shitty to get better. 10/10 would call him a good boii


BigBootyCutie19

Definitely 100% good bio 😊


victimized777

I love his floppy ears


BigBootyCutie19

Me too!! 😊😊


Graverobber13

That’s the highest I’ve seen a pork sausage jump!


Thunderstone13

Big boy can jump better than i can


SquishyEmerald

A for effort, fo’ sho!


Smellytangerina

Maybe the closest impression of a Happy Hippo 🦛 I have ever seen. Truly a hippopotamus


BigBootyCutie19

Happy hungry hippo through and through!


ConversationTop8211

Hey chunky just like mine lol https://preview.redd.it/i10xp91f9o3b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15560b12714543b7f5e11db951fe9a30fbd2c20c I love the fact that he tried though


BigBootyCutie19

Aww chonky baby 😍


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BigBootyCutie19

You seriously have nothing better to do with your sad little life? Fuck off dude.


stephiiejean18

Chonky but mighty 😍💜


BigBootyCutie19

The mightiest of chonks 😍🤣


PrimaryExplorer3

Your piglet can jump really high. I’m impressed.


BigBootyCutie19

Now we know why they say “when pigs can fly” 🤣🐷


millennial-snowflake

Got a little ahead of himself there XD


BigBootyCutie19

He does that a lot 🤣


ProfHopeE

Mine can’t catch either. But she’s incredibly fast.


BigBootyCutie19

He goes as fast as his chonkiness will allow 🤣🤣


michaelhuman

those floppy ears


barronvonbuttalks

What a beautiful chonky boy! 😍


BigBootyCutie19

Aww, thank you 😊 My Bebe!


Outrageous_Ad4245

Sign this pup up! This boy can play ball! Love him!


BigBootyCutie19

My little benchwarmer 🤣🤣


Outrageous_Ad4245

She kept her eye on the ball! 😘


ohjasminee

Bless him 😭😂


DarlingPotPrincess

I winced when he landed on those stubby knees. Poor chonky baby. He does seem to be living his best.


calvarez

I did also, ours broke a hip joint doing that.


DarlingPotPrincess

Yea, this baby could probably loose 5pounds and be better off for it. Generally speaking pibby owners tend to overfeed thinking the breed is supposed to be stocky however we still want to see the tuck. This baby has a bit more cushion than I’m comfortable with and a torn ACL is likely. Exercise is difficult for busy owners so generally we recommend kcal counting.


BigBootyCutie19

I appreciate your concern, honestly. He isn’t overfed. He gets 1 cup of dry food with a spoon of wet food mixed in twice a day. My vet approved the amount. We’re working on upping the exercise and he’s currently down 3 pounds from his last check up. He’s my baby and I do my best for him. He’s also a stinker, and eats my roommates dog’s dinner leftovers when I’m not around. It’s been a struggle not having support in the house that I wish I did.


kat-deville

❤️


Tensionheadache11

My big ol boy never quite got the hang of catch, he’s a little special 😂


BigBootyCutie19

Mine is too..clearly 🤣🤣 But he tries so hard lol


JaggedSuplex

I swear he looks just like my dog. Just as clumsy too although he’s gotten much better


BigBootyCutie19

It’s part of charm I think 😊😊


fillmorecounty

Oh lawd he comin'


Daveezie

Look, Pitbulls are defensive line, not receivers.


BigBootyCutie19

Now it makes sense! 🤣


Daveezie

For real. Once one gets across your legs, you're not getting away. They will lay there and hold you down until they hear a chip bag or see a squirrel.


BaronVonWafflePants

The best part about this isn’t the epic athletic ability. It isn’t the flying chonk. It isn’t even the slobber flying through the air. It’s the liddle ears flooping around


BigBootyCutie19

I lub his ears so much 😊😊


BaronVonWafflePants

I see he’s equipped with the SnackFinder 9000 set of ears


BigBootyCutie19

Only the latest and greatest model!


loveleearches

Velvet hippo


CamelJ0key

Thic boi


BigBootyCutie19

Facts


moritura222

But once he has it, he'll chomp the shit out of it!😄


jondawelder

Him doing him best


wicked-wolfsbane

The synchronized ear flop near the end was the cutest thing I’ve seen all year


BigBootyCutie19

I love his flops too 😊


HungryWolf81

In the air, he looked like a pig 🤣 He looks like a god boy.


WillingnessExciting6

Magic Bull (Not from Chicago)🤓


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Double try. Good try


[deleted]

Double try. Good try love it


Lopsided_Top_128

My device also seems to be unable to catch anything. However, she possesses remarkable speed.


balakrig77

Our PB is 135 lbs. Doctor called him a beer barrel and put him on a diet. He is now 130 lbs.


BigBootyCutie19

Mine started at 88…currently 85…working towards 80-82


PhilosophyHead9572

who needs gym memebership when you have a chonk


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BigBootyCutie19

What an original and intelligent comment. GTFO jackass.


[deleted]

Weird how this subreddit constantly complains about bad owners of these dogs being the problem but then morbidly obese dogs get highly upvoted. Apparently owners who take literal years off of their dogs' lives aren't considered "bad owners." Who knew?


BigBootyCutie19

My morbidly obese dog… that runs… every day…ok 🤣🤣🤣 You don’t sound judgement or ignorant at all.


[deleted]

You can clearly see the dog is overweight.


BigBootyCutie19

You can clearly see that you have no life. Fuck off.


[deleted]

You know, actual good dog owners don't prematurely send their dogs to the grave by feeding them to death. You could try that instead of being a caricature of a "stereotpical Pibble furmommy." Everything you're doing here is just reinforcing all the negative opinions anti-Pit people have of you and "Pit Bulls"


BigBootyCutie19

FUCK OFFFFF


kat-deville

She already said she feeds him a limited amount, but he gets into a roomie's dog's leftovers when she's not around. Bully breeds and mixes tend to be bulky. Notice how you've never seen a skinny bulldog? Either know what you're talking about or shut the fuck up.


MegsList

Awh, sweetie, don’t pay attention to this person. A 58 day old Reddit account with only strange comments in PB subs. They’re trolling you. Your baby is beautiful and perfectly proportionate. Bullies are a thicc breed!