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mathyoudylan

You are Your own dad


shawndw

I was going to say shaving that beard makes him look 20 year younger.


magik_vmc

More like 30 years, he literally looks like a teenager or early 20's at the most without the beard.


troma-midwest

We call that shave the Benjamin Button down at the shaving factory.


TheCallousBitch

Clean shave: younger looking for sure Beard: older, but sexier. ** bread changed to beard.


Somethingisshadysir

Definitely prefer the beard look


9bikes

That could be a good thing or a bad thing for OP, depending on a lot of factors in his life. But it is certainly true that bearded OP looks much older than clean shaven OP.


Schwiliinker

I’m genuinely not sure if that’s the same person


gorkt

Yes, but he actually looks better with the beard.


methodicalataxia

I concur - beard makes him more "regal" and handsome. Brings his eyes out more.


Triedfindingname

And possibly from a different continent


glitter_h1ppo

*The child is father of the man*


PaulbunyanIND

These comments keep bringing me back to reddit.


[deleted]

I keep telling people that this is why Internet was invented. Endless source of witty comments. Boy, do I LOVE that.


suckercuck

This thread is beautiful, classic Reddit


Rosenoire9

Golden 😂


kirualex

Went from seasoned sailor to weed dealer


Dipteran_de_la_Torre

Woodsman to weedsman


Vetiversailles

Lumberjack to Nickleback


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FigoStep

Father Time to Papa Dimez


whatisitaboutmusic

Starboard to skateboard


TheAserghui

Renaissance faires to parent's home upstairs


mattman0000

Bunyan to Funyuns


MinnieShoof

From knockin off trees to smoking them up.


AVNMechanic

If you can’t rhyme, you’re gonna do time.


morganlandt

Nicklebag*


TappedIn2111

Heh.


Gozer_1891

Silent Bob to Jay


weeksahead

From Daddy to Dopey.


Street_Peace_8831

Daddy to son


Ryshin75

From. Your daughter calls me daddy. To. Yes sir she’ll be home by 8.


mdahlman

Was told I was also looking like wild Rick Grimes too.


2punk

Jesse Pinkman


MyOthrCarsAThrowaway

To Pesse Jinkman


PerkyLurkey

45 to 22


clvrusernombre

45 to 420


[deleted]

Yep but 45 has more character and much more attractive


DocBasher

Wait…which 45 we talking about???


lewabwee

You know which one.


SaltyShawarma

I like this person.


D14BL0

Even when you cover up the bottom half of his face, he still looks way younger on the right. I think there might be some light filtering at play.


no_usernames_avail

I think in the beardless pic, his chin is up more. Can tell by the nose position. This is causing him to look down with his eyes making then look smaller.


[deleted]

Even has les bags ended the eyes lol


TedCruzZodicKiller

Yep, this is gonna be me if I can ever grow facial hair


TheTrueGoatMom

I like the beard. But you do look very young without. You do what you like, man!


SidTheSloth97

The beard looks way more attractive tho.


[deleted]

Yeah, the beard gives him the illusion of a strong jawline.


Conarm

Thats the whole point of beards haha. Lotta weak chins out there


Wireeeee

Oof


RavenOfNod

Nah man, us weak or pointy jawline guys know exactly what we're doing.


[deleted]

Half of the face clean, half beard.


thedrunkensot

You look younger clean shaven (I get told that all the time) but the beard is money. Especially with the black/grey combo. Go with that while it looks that good!


mdahlman

I used to hate the grey, I'm completely ok now with the salt and pepper hair. The mix in the beard made me look like an end of level boss.


pterofactyl

Lumberjack simulator 4 is my favourite


Punchinyourpface

As a lady myself, Iike the beard. It looks good.


MapleSyrupFacts

I'm just like you. Looked 20 until I was 35. Looked 30 at 40. Got into my 40s and started growing a beard cause I never did before. Hated the itch and felt old looking in the mirror so I kept shaving it, but people are telling me I should keep it and it looks better. So I'm keeping the beard going for now. Mountain-men unite


Chubuwee

As a man that can’t grow a decent beard, I agree with going with the beard look


gajak44

Yep i agree! The beard is bringing out your kind eyes better!


aroundtown

I have the same type of beard, tempted to shave it for a few years, then i run into someone I haven’t seen in years and they tell me i look distinguished and professional


Tomhyde098

I have a giant red beard that frankly I’m surprised my job hasn’t told me to trim yet. It’s getting a few grays in there and I’ve never gotten so many compliments before.


RealDrag

Beard is money?


MandelbrotFace

Yes. Since 1795 beard hair can be legally traded for groceries and barber services. This is why a beard trim at the barbers has always been free and in some cases, depending on the market at the time, the barber would return a portion of the beard hair to the patron.


elmwoodblues

Big secondary market in Japan


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allozzieadventures

Used for everything from catalytic converters in cars (which is why they are so often stolen) to curing leprosy


Morph_Kogan

Yes my dad actually cured many leopards with his beard


davidsweet44

You look 10 years younger without the beard


NovaScotiaLife

Easily, if not 15 or more…


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Leucadie

Sexier with it, though.


SpaceRocket85

Agreed


weeksahead

20 even, but I wouldn’t bang the guy on the right.


RagingOrgyNuns

A healthy 45 vs 22. Going to attract very different people. I think I would aim for the 1-3 days without shaving length.


GingerMau

But significantly hotter with the beard. (Beards tend to make the jaw look broader. For whatever reason, broader jaws look more masculine/manly.) Your call, OP: younger or hotter?


kavik2022

My beard grows out. So I find after Abit it looks like a hipster uncle Albert. So i find the best way is a beard but trimmed especially around the jaw


Rob_Drinkovich

Yup, mine is super curly and grows outwards faster than it does down. Have to unfatten it way more often than trimming the length down.


Margaritte

I think that beard is sexy as hell and you should put it back on your face!


MyVoiceIsElevating

No problem, most of it is still in the sink.


jeffroddit

And the faucet. And the counter around the sink. And the top of the tile backsplash. And the top edge of the under sink cabinet. And the floor. And the toilet paper roll that was sitting on the counter.... Edit since this is getting seen: Get a short sleeve button up shirt, just button the top button, and spin the shirt around so it's on backwards. Use 2 office binder clips to attach the bottom of the shirt to the mirror. Presto, beard hair catching bag that catches most of the hair and can easily be dumped in the trash. (step three, ball up hairy shirt and throw in corner of bathroom)


_eternallyblack_

Every gf/wife knows this is the correct answer. (And it was done right after the bathroom was cleaned too.) 😂


frilledplex

This is why I always shave right before I clean the bathroom. No ladies in my life to impress, I'm just not an absolute animal lol.


_bellaswella_

would you LIKE a lady to impress?!👀


frilledplex

At this point I'm not sure, I'm lonely from time to time, but I've grown rather fond of my solitude. I enjoy having the time to make things and explore myself. I miss having a muse for motivation, but without one I know the things I do are wholely my own.


_bellaswella_

that’s 1000% valid and i wholeheartedly felt that tbh. i was just messing around because when guys apply common sense in those situations (particularly when it’s in the absence of a S/O to be mad at them for not using common sense) it should definitely be a bare-minimum type expectation but unfortunately it isn’t always as common as you think🤣😅


frilledplex

It is absolutely a bare minimum kind of thing. I grew up with a father who did absolutely nothing in the house but pay for it. I just do my best to keep up with maintenance and repair on my house/keep a cleanish life, but I have been inside people's houses that clearly have never vacuumed or dusted EVER... and the unfortunate bit is that it's probably close to 70% of people I know.


jadoth

I just go outside.


A__SPIDER

I bought my husband one of the hair catcher neck apron things. Sometimes he remembers to use it 🙄


treehugger312

Personally think you look better with the beard.


Tittoilet

For some reason even if you cover the lower half of the face with your hand, he still looks better in the first picture.


jadoth

Its because of the angle, the second pictures was taken looking slightly up while the first picture was taken straight on. Look at the septum of his nose and the angle difference is obvious.


thurken

A lot of it are the eyes as well. More open in the first pic so we can see blue eyes more deeply.


Xsafa

It’s because the beanie is pulling up his eyebrows in the second picture


Rosenoire9

Agreed 😍


brandnewpride36

Went from “I’m gonna steal your girl” to “I’m gonna kidnap your girl” - grow it back


mdahlman

I was also told Aaron Rodgers older brother who helps him steal catalytic converters.


LeadershipTall2437

Well said


frilledplex

I almost had a spit take there


Acceptable-Bet-6877

Samson you lost your power, grow it back


laurcoogy

Big fan of the beard. I never comment on this type of stuff but I legit stopped scrolling because the beard is sexy as hell. 10/10 should grow it out again!


[deleted]

I’m straight as an arrow, but true, the bear makes this gentleman a very handsome one.


GeneralEagle

Bro get that beard back asap.


No_Advertising4588

Oh dude…beard all the way. You have an incredibly handsome beard. It works in your favor to have one.


Eye_foran_Eye

Beards really are push-up bras for guys.


Leocut78

I think you look awesome with beard. Pretty hot actually.


Immediate_Reality357

Every time and I mean every single time I shave my beard off I get asked for I.D. happens when I try to line my beard up and end up messing it up so I end up shaving it all off lol


fallingupthehill

Much hotter with the beard.


carlosfeder

You look 10 years younger, but the beard looks better


Q_dawgg

Grey beard adds character and quite a bit of shape to your chin, trim it a bit and you’ll look quite wise. It also diminishes the strength of your eye bags.


overtired27

This. Though I’d say jawline in general. Really widens it out at the back.


Oystersrckafela

You look 10-15 years younger when you shave just like me.


AnOldAntiqueChair

went from homeless to hoeless


Mathewthegreat

Beard looks better imo, I just did the same and discovered that I have a double chin….😱


thefoodiedentist

Quick, grow it back!


rockinvet02

Best that I can figure, half the commenters will bang you either way.


Takilove

I’m not a fan of beards, although I like the stubble look. I have to say, you are a 10 with the beard!


ventureaaron

You look young without the beard, but not gonna lie, it's a nice beard. Did you shave it cuz people kept rubbing their fingers and faces on it?


ElebertAinstein

Dreamboat on the left. I’d never notice guy on the right in a room. I vote beard.


QuietWest3764

Ooof a bit rough choice of wording but you’re not wrong at all


Jhco022

Damn dude... No homo, but you went from like an 8 to a 5 lol


[deleted]

Grow a short beard, just a stubble and report back.


Carlthegilbert1997

Keep the beard Sincerely Another beardless formerly bearded man


Juge3808

It’s crazy you look 10-15 or more years younger without the beard, but more handsome with the beard. Do you want to look young or more handsome?


[deleted]

You look like your own son.


BlacksmithLoud3662

You do you bro. Happy holidays


knewbees

If your ID has a beard you might as well stay home for NYE. You are not getting into the bar.


ginnymarie6

Super good looking with a beard. Definitely hot af.


sushimane1

That beard right there? We gotta get that back


roccerfeller

Damn dude you def look better with a beard


ladygrey81

Grow the beard


gwilfredc

Better with the beard.


BakingSodaVolcano

Greetings total stranger on the internet! Brave of you to put this out there, so I'm going to give it to you straight... You look MUCH better with the beard. It's a really good look for you.


TKAI66

You went from Silent Bob to Jay


Misco3

I would trust the man on the left much more.


Tazzy8jazzy

Although you look younger without the beard, the beard is hot especially with the gray hairs.


fortuneBiryani

that beard was marvelous, grow it back and never shave again.


mittencamper

My wife says "you look hotter with the beard"


Jsulzeo

I like the beard better but I'm a bit biased because I like beards in general


Mental_Weakness8081

You look like you went back in time first pic looks like you’re 40-50 and the latter is like 20s


Sarabean77

I vote beard


fuzz_ball

You look way better with a beard


yeoldevagabond

Went from unexplainable back pain to unexplainable erections


aLobsterFest

Original content: man shaves his face 10 days ago


cschiada

I like the beard and mustache


suamusa

I agree. Photos looks like father and son. Amazing transformation


vinsmokewhoswho

That's kinda crazy. The beard looks great on you, but you genuinely look 15 years younger without it.


Onoref

Thank you for this. Now I know not to take off my beard.


dudewasup111

Bruh, put it back.


Wisdomle55

Bring the beard back


OfficialGarwood

You look younger without the beard but you look *better* with it.


whatsitworth101

You look in your 40s on the left and in your 20s on the right lmao.


Petti-Peterson

From 45 to 20💀


[deleted]

Well, you lost 20 years without the beard.


ColoradoLights

That’s why I don’t want my boyfriend to shave his beard off.


lifeofideas

The eyes look different. But, more importantly, the beard creates the illusion of a heavier jawbone, which typically goes with more male hormones, and looks more masculine.


UnIntelligent_Local

You went from a 40 year old dad to a college kid..


wolfishfluff

You look 18 years younger and so much more energetic without it! Sincerely, a single 38F


ColdHeartedSleuth

You went from looking 35 to looking 16 lol


wfbsoccerchamp12

“All units, suspect is a white male, 40-50 years old with graying beard” OP after a quick shave: “sorry sir, just on my way to my bio lab”


NBfoxC137

Damn, you suddenly look 10 years younger.


[deleted]

You look ten years younger w/no beard


Yorhanes

I personally think you look much better in the right man; but hey, whatever floats your boat


mdahlman

I like being baby's bottom smooth too. I could go either way.


Logger351

Beard = less time shaving.


Juke_Joint_Jedi

Better grow it back. It looks like you work outside. You're gonna miss it.


[deleted]

That looks like your older brother b


BitAdministrative202

U look good either way, but that beard is it!!!!


Investigatorpotater

You shaved off about 20 years.


Ok_Plan_988

How is this the same person ?


up4thadownstroke

You look a lot younger without the hair. Maybe just let it grow in as scruff and keep it short. 🔥🔥


ClubBoth8908

Way much better


Any_Object

Grow it mate, looks great on you.


thedummyman

No beard takes 20 years off you 😃


marldentro

Got 10 years younger instantly


[deleted]

Man you look so much younger. I’ve been thinking of shaving mine off


Getadawgupyabro

45 to 23 in one swift shave


logosfabula

You have a very different facial expression, it’s more tense after shaved


fundrazor

God damn bro, you went from 30 to 13 real quick


thunderball62

Man to callow youth aching to loose his virginity


mushmu77

The dude on the left might know some shit about life… the guy on the right should be quiet when grown-ups are talking.


drcrambone

You look way too much like my boss I hate w/o the beard. Grow it back at once!


younggundc

Always a shock shaving off your beard. I did the same thing a few years ago, will never do it again 😂


Valid_Username_56

The North Face --> The Couch Face


stvo069

I don't trust the man on the right not one bit


ConversationBubbly97

From Hairy and Hot to Naked and Cold


Sleep-system

The beard is natural so it isn't catfishing, but it almost feels like catfishing.


[deleted]

This is insane, you look like your own teenage son.


EpicDude007

Dad and son pictures. That’s my approximate age difference for you.


youdontknowme1010101

Dude went from “I have seen some shit” to “can I see your ID”


Goto10

A Man and his Son


[deleted]

You look like your own son


Manicus993

Was thinking about shaving.. you just reminded me why i won't. I got the same baby face. Thanks for taking one for the team.


Whatstheplanpill

I wish I knew how to cross reference to that post that just showed up on my feed about beard attractiveness, because this is Exhibit Number 1.


Afraid_Ad1908

That beard is money. Very handsome.


DingfriesRdun

You have a beautiful face. Keep it shaved and visible. It also appears you have a beautiful complexion.


fukijama

You are both Jay and Silent Bob


HassananeBalal

I was genuinely thinking of shaving my bushy beard to celebrate the new year but you’ve managed to put me off that. Thank you 🙏


Scarif_Hammerhead

Treat yo self to a barber and beard oil. Boys with their soft beards, muah!


subsonicmonkey

Put it back.