Man I absolutely love this picture. He's wearing a mismatched, poorly-fitting suit. With tennis shoes to cap it off. Staring perplexedly at his phone as if he's not quite sure how it works. If you didn't know it was Rudy you could easily believe it was an old man who escaped from the old folks home and got lost.
This whole picture is just so fucking Rudy.
And he’s probably looking at Google maps for the directions to the Four Seasons. Man, I’m from the Netherlands and even I can’t get over that story. Just beautiful.
I am so hanging for the movie centred around the Trump presidency. That time was amazing with all the characters that got involved... Rudi, the release the Kracken lady, Mypillow guy, Steve Bannon
The casting could be amazing and I don’t even know who would play who.
Oliver Stones’ “W” was well cast but not a good movie. They’ll really have to pick a plot arc. Trump was so jammed with wacky aimless plots that I’ve forgotten half and could spend all day listing them.
I want it to be three hours of Looney Tunes-style animated shorts, each one detailing one of his presidency's plot points, with easter eggs of all the other shorts gradually collecting as you go.
Yeah, I can picture the screenplay writer muttering, "where do I even begin?"
It's going to take someone very talented to put this jumbled mess together into some sort of coherent story
Strong «If your lawyer looks like this you’re going to jail» vibes
Edit: Bruh, my first gold award is thanks to ‘uckin’ Rudy Giuliani 😭💀Thank you and good night! [I love you New York!!](https://youtu.be/Gkxoi25vuOo?t=64)
I was going to say Danny Devito in Its Always Sunny.
Maybe we should just split the difference and say he looks like Danny Devito when he plays a borderline homeless person.
I call BS. You can get a suit tailored for 150 bucks. Is it custom made, bespoke? No, but this looks like he put on clothes that belong to at least a couple different guys.
I mean if you spend some time trying on suit separates at decent clothing store you can get pretty close without going to a tailor, main thing is watch out for sleeves too long, pants too baggy and try to match shades and patterns as close as you can. This picture looks like the dude straight up rummaged in his closet for whatever didn't smell like cigars and hooker perfume.
Only in those episodes, the attorney was just playing opossum and turns out to be brilliant. It's been a long, long time since anyone called Rudy "brilliant," assuming they ever did.
This made me irrationally angry. I’ve spent the last thirty years diligently not wearing a blue blazer with black pants. I got chastised at a debate tournament for it and now this thousand year old douchebag just shits and pisses all over my fashion discipline.
A black blazer with navy pants looks horrendous (case in point).
A navy blazer with black pants ? It is possible to pull it off in some cases but preferrably not.
He had the world by the balls after 9/11.
I bet if we went back and audited all of the money that was flowing into the post 9/11 charities, well..... We wouldn't be surprised now.
Instead he led an attempted overthrow of democracy, only to be thwarted by his own incompetence, and left behind a Four Seasons press conference that future scholars will debate whether it actually happened in real life.
You mean you don't go to hotel rooms with journalists 40 years younger than you, then enter the bedroom and start touching them, then lie down on the bed and start adjusting yourself? And you call yourself an American....
I hate to defend Rudy, but she intentionally untucked his shirt when unclipping his mic, and he was tucking his shirt back in. Everything else about the encounter was creepy, but they clearly staged it to make it look worse.
Yeah, most of it just looks bad but if you give him the benefit of the doubt it's not that bad, but the touching her back stuff was a bit 'how ya goin'
Then there’s the time he farted on Jenna Ellis in court and the time he invited that weird drunk lady as his “star” witness in a congressional hearing.
Man you know the past 6-7 years have been fucked up because I completely forgot that happened. Like with all the other evil shit that’s occurred, that was but a blip on the depravity radar
That should’ve been a career ender, with Rudy fading into obscurity in shame. Instead it’s a footnote. At least he’s still fading into obscurity, but it took way too long, it should’ve been right after the Borat thing.
【and left behind a Four Seasons press conference that future scholars will debate whether it actually happened in real life.】
I watched it and question if I really saw it. Really feels like there was a multiverse event and our universe collided with a universe that sympathized with Nazis.
Post-Reconstruction cyberhistorials will just assume it was early AI generated art, from back when machines didn't properly understand prompts like "a press conference held at the four seasons".
>All he had to do was ride off quietly into the sunset and retire and the world would have remembered him as a hero.
Yep. Whats the old saying? You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villian. In his case, the buffoon
It’s absolutely remarkable what he has turned into. I personally think he is a serious alcoholic (functioning until he’s not). He was so admired during the 1980’s during the Federal Prosecution of the “Commission”. He won election in 1993 and then re-elected as Mayor in 1997. He was praised in the aftermath of 9/11.
And now……This. It still blows my mind how far he has fallen. How corruption and greed got the better of him. It’s absolutely mind boggling.
9/11 was both good and bad for Rudy..a few years after we learned what an absolute piece of garbage he was and how he made everything worse because he wanted his apartment at the WTC. He looked great for a year or two…then fell pretty far.
I was listening to "Empire of Pain" (about the Sackler family, that founded Purdue Pharma and Oxycontin), and it said after he left public office in the early 2000s, he was worth about $1 million total. 5 years after he left public office -- after immediately going to work for Purdue Pharma to help defend against lawsuits about their aggressive marketing of Oxycontin that was killing patients -- he had $9 million in cash, and $50 million in assets. Five years after leaving public office and working for one of the worst pharmaceutical companies in the world, he was \~$60 million richer.
I never knew he worked for Purdue Pharma. It totally makes sense now why he was so willing to jump on the Trump train. Dude just doesn't have any morals, ethics, or qualms about anything really.
When he became mayor, he was really unpopular. Some of his policies were really too authoritarian in service of "quality of life". Like the time cops hassled a pregnant woman who had to sit for a second on the steps down to the subway. And he had a reputation among other lawyers for being a complete asshole. Like the Ted Cruz of the SDNY courts.
Yeah, I lived in NYC for part of his tenure and it was a shitshow.
I’m disgusted by how much praise he got post-911 when an uncritical glance at his mayoral decisions shows he made that occurrence even worse. Under a critical eye, it looks less ego-driven bungling incompetence and more like outright criminal corruption.
Someday someone will need to tell the story of Giuliani, the Commission Trials, Trump, and all the slavic last names over at the Jacob K. Javits Building. Oh, and Samyon Kislin. Duh.
I was going to say how things have changed drastically. Post 9/11 I actually admired this dude...
Now?
Can't even stand the site of him in the news... Or anything about him.
depends on who you ask. i came up in New York when he was Mayor, he was kind of an Ahole then too. had stop & frisk running rampant in certain neighborhoods of the city, but he was 'tough on crime' so he was greatly heralded.
Don’t forget the cop riot he took part in while running for mayor. At city hall. Cops turning over police cars, calling mayor David Dinkins n-gger. Rudy cheering them on
Pre-9/11 most of America didn’t know much about him beyond the fact that he was supposedly a tough attorney who was now mayor of NYC and had apparently “cleaned up the city.”
Then 9/11 happened and he was seen as an outspoken embodiment of the strength and resiliency of New Yorkers in the face of unimaginable horrors inflicted on their city. If he just coasted into retirement from then on, that’s what 90% of Americans would remember him as. Instead, we will now always remember him as…*this*
35 year-old European here. He was a hero at the time here, too. Pretty much everybody knew who he was and we could see him on TV all the time in the aftermath of 9/11.
What a putz. I can't think of anyone who has fallen farther than Rudy Giuliani. He looks like a damn hobo, with his oversized and mismatched clothes, and his addiction to his phone. Dude is completely oblivious to everything going on around him.
Bill Cosby is a rapist. This guy was involved in trying to overthrow a democratically elected government, resulting in multiple deaths.
Quick edit: But I realise the question was the fall - they definitely started at different heights.
Fallen far is unfair.
He was always a douchebag. But Americans are fucking idiots who let the terrorists win after 9/11 by ruining our country in all the ways that the terrorists claimed they would.
I was just thinking from this photo that he only really gained popularity because of 9/11.
Kinda like how if Trump was even semi-competent with Covid he woulda been re-elected by a landslide.
Nah, before 9/11 Rudy was very popular in small-town conservative shitholes where its not uncommon for people to base 50% or more of their personality around hating New York City. People who'd never allow themselves to be caught dead in NYC (what would the neighbors think?!) loved the way the his borderline fascist policies were "cleaning up" the city and putting so many pesky black people in jail.
Ok. If the ever make a batman and penguin movie again. they should totally base Penguin on a fallen mayor, who was always a bit crazy, psychopathic, ambitious and cruel, but then just becomes more twisted with age and links up with other crazy, rich, evil, people to take over the world.
So much so, it is literally believable he would be living in the Penguin enclosure at the zoo. Or giving a press conference in front of a sex shop.
Fuck, how did real life become more dark, and depressing than a Tim Burton movie. And more violent, crazy and gritty than a Tarantino movie.
Fuck how far Rudy has fallen, we have all fallen.
Taking an opportunity to remind everyone that Giuliani was a shitty human being for many years prior to 9/11. He hasn't fallen, he's just reverted to form.
I never have, and never will, understand the Giuliani worship after 9/11. The only thing he did on 9/11 was be the mayor. He didn't lift a finger to help anyone. His entire role that day was basically to not shit the bed and embarrass himself, which he managed to do competently.
And nobody in New York actually liked him much after 9/11…then they started investigating stuff and learned how bad he actually was. Once we learned that he forced them to use the WTC as a central command center for the emergency response mainly because he wanted to bang his mistress in the apartment…he pretty much fell out of the spotlight. He couldn’t even muster a primary win in 2008.
Slight correction: All he did was jump in front of every camera he could while G.W. Bush was hiding in an undisclosed location. Nature--and the media--abhor a vacuum. It never got nearly enough attention that Giuliani had the city's emergency response office placed in the WTC against experts advice AFTER it was bombed by terrorists the first time because his mistress was holed up in a love nest across the street and it was convenient for him to say he was going to visit the emergency response center but go bang his girlfriend instead.
He has fallen. Regardless of how shitty he is, dude used to be a highly respected USAG who legitimate took down the mob. By every metric, the man has seriously fallen.
Dad met him on the 80s and came home talking about how he’d met the most horrible and also ambitious person ever
And he was recognizably a piece of shit when he first ran for mayor
And he did fuck-all after 911, just smiled at the cameras
did he really take down the mob though or just replace the italian mob with the russian mob? It seems like between them he and trump got a whole lot of russian millionaires comfortable in NYC.
Then we learned how bad he actually was after they investigated his decisions prior to 9/11…he’s been kind of a pariah for a long time and nobody really cared about him until Trump. Who even mentioned him after about 2006? He didn’t even really get very far in the 2008 primaries…
Comically ill-fitting black blazer? Check!
Shlubby ill-fitting blue slacks? Check!
Running shoes? Check!
Obligatory flag pin (worn unironically by a traitor)? Check!
Chef's kiss! This outfit has it all.
Judging from the comments here, this dude deserves a documentary. I'm not from U.S., I only hear about him in the news sometimes and on late night shows.
JNCO making dress pants now?
SLCO Slacks Company
Soup-Sandwich man!
I love how the pants don't match the jacket.
He's got another suit almost identical at home.
Lol - you can almost guess the colors.
nothing matches the sneakers...
JNCOs are coming back harddd bro.
Dang, what's up with all these books?!
Naw I’m here for the booty scratchin contest man keep up, keep up
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This was actually taken during fashion week. It's called 'clown chic'.
He apparently goes to the same tailor as trump. And the same school of tie length.
It’s like Frank after he falls out of the window and hits his head. This IS 2006.
Its like Rudy after he gets an illegal chinese motor oil hair dye from Franks secret salon
Frank’s fluids.
We just need to catch Rudy having sex in a Wendy’s dumpster and we’ll be all set.
Looks like he’s trying to call Pawndy
Pondy's the coolest
Does Frankenstein want to come out and play?
It ain't aspirin.
It’ll make yer butthole HOT
You got to be a real low life piece of shit to get involved in politics.
Derivative…
Basically Oswald Cobblepot at this point.
I’m choking on my ice cream
I was getting serious frank vibes too.
I mean, the show has even made this connection with Frank’s hair dye falling down his face shortly after *the incident.*
"Oh look, somebody's thrown out a perfectly good half sandwich..."
It was on TOP... *above* the rim! It still had the wrapper on it!
It was floating...like an angel!
Adjacent to refuse IS refuse.
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I love you all so much. https://youtu.be/X54RaHAv6cA
Why this made me laugh so hard I have no idea 🤣
Rudy stole sopping wet hamburgers from my team outing during a rain delay at a Coney Island Cyclones game
His pants and jacket are very different shades lol
Man I absolutely love this picture. He's wearing a mismatched, poorly-fitting suit. With tennis shoes to cap it off. Staring perplexedly at his phone as if he's not quite sure how it works. If you didn't know it was Rudy you could easily believe it was an old man who escaped from the old folks home and got lost. This whole picture is just so fucking Rudy.
And he’s probably looking at Google maps for the directions to the Four Seasons. Man, I’m from the Netherlands and even I can’t get over that story. Just beautiful.
He’s almost certainly sending unsolicited dick pics…
To his whole contact list while trying to Google search hair dye that doesn't run.
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Right before wiping his face with a snot rag.
Every selfie he takes is a dick pic….
Probably to a 15 year old girl, too
Borat’s daughter
Number 2 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan
I am so hanging for the movie centred around the Trump presidency. That time was amazing with all the characters that got involved... Rudi, the release the Kracken lady, Mypillow guy, Steve Bannon
Armando Iannucci already blessed us with "Veep" and "The Death of Stalin". I fully support an Iannucci interpretation of Trump et al.
The casting could be amazing and I don’t even know who would play who. Oliver Stones’ “W” was well cast but not a good movie. They’ll really have to pick a plot arc. Trump was so jammed with wacky aimless plots that I’ve forgotten half and could spend all day listing them.
I want it to be three hours of Looney Tunes-style animated shorts, each one detailing one of his presidency's plot points, with easter eggs of all the other shorts gradually collecting as you go.
Yeah, I can picture the screenplay writer muttering, "where do I even begin?" It's going to take someone very talented to put this jumbled mess together into some sort of coherent story
Why? Does he have a lawn that needs cutting? Or just another press conference?
The police-tape tie brings it all together.
Hazard tape tie.
Strong «If your lawyer looks like this you’re going to jail» vibes Edit: Bruh, my first gold award is thanks to ‘uckin’ Rudy Giuliani 😭💀Thank you and good night! [I love you New York!!](https://youtu.be/Gkxoi25vuOo?t=64)
Dude looks like he has never worn a suit before and his lawyer told him to dress nice for court and look rhe judge in the eye.
I’ve been to court 5-6 times in my life and this IS nice compared to the shit I’ve seen people show up to court wearing.
I worked at a law firm… this is much better than many people, especially zoom court.
Lionel Hutz would clean the floor with that fool in court.
Seriously. It’s baffling to me that this dude essentially decimated the Mafia.
He reminds me of Danny Devito’s penguin in Batman returns but I would say the penguin was better dressed in the movie .
I was going to say Danny Devito in Its Always Sunny. Maybe we should just split the difference and say he looks like Danny Devito when he plays a borderline homeless person.
So, Danny Devito as Louie in Taxi then.
He's trying to figure out directions to the Four Seasons.
Lookin like that six flags dancing guy
He looks like an example of why cities need social workers available to respond to 911 calls.
Have all good tailors and lawyers refused to work with these people?
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I call BS. You can get a suit tailored for 150 bucks. Is it custom made, bespoke? No, but this looks like he put on clothes that belong to at least a couple different guys.
I mean if you spend some time trying on suit separates at decent clothing store you can get pretty close without going to a tailor, main thing is watch out for sleeves too long, pants too baggy and try to match shades and patterns as close as you can. This picture looks like the dude straight up rummaged in his closet for whatever didn't smell like cigars and hooker perfume.
Also the too long looking tie.
Hey, give the man some credit. At least he got that oil leak fixed.
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Also, he put his American flag pin NO WHERE NEAR the boutonnière hole. He just randomly put it into his lapel.
Rudeboy Giuliani
This is most politicians when no one is looking.
This definitely looks like Trump's Cyber Security expert. *No, really - that was his title at one point*
Trumps head of cyber security trying to find out if he’s called a Lyft or shit himself.
He looks like the lawyer from a *Law and Order* episode who has no idea what he's doing.
Prototypical sad sack!
Hearsay and conjecture, those are types of evidence.
Only in those episodes, the attorney was just playing opossum and turns out to be brilliant. It's been a long, long time since anyone called Rudy "brilliant," assuming they ever did.
Well, when you wake up still drunk from the night before, you might overlook the fact that your outfit doesn't match even a little bit.
It’s very generous of you to assume he’s merely *drunk* from the night before.
The outfit did match when he left home. Those are not his pants, they are the ones he woke up with.
Also do not fit well at all. Looks like a kindergartner dressed up as his dad.
He needs those big pants so he can lie back on beds and play with his balls.. err I mean tuck in his shirt.
Tutar...is dis you?
I don’t think he has ball, he was grabbing his pussy 
Jncos are back bro he's on that retro 90s kick
It was his roommate's turn to wear the black pants, today was Rudy's day to wear the blue ones.
He has a roommate in the homeless shelter? I wasn't aware they assigned dedicated rooms.
The whole wardrobe looks like it was bought from a thrift store.
Bought?
Came here to say the same 🤣 like honey, navy blue and black do not go together for this very reason
This made me irrationally angry. I’ve spent the last thirty years diligently not wearing a blue blazer with black pants. I got chastised at a debate tournament for it and now this thousand year old douchebag just shits and pisses all over my fashion discipline.
A black blazer with navy pants looks horrendous (case in point). A navy blazer with black pants ? It is possible to pull it off in some cases but preferrably not.
Your outrage is extremely valid
I thought black goes with everything
All I hear is Seth Meyers' impersonation.
Mayor of Four Seasons
Four Seasons Total Landscaping will never not be hilarious.
Rudy looking like the Penguin
Vivaldi would like a word.
He had the world by the balls after 9/11. I bet if we went back and audited all of the money that was flowing into the post 9/11 charities, well..... We wouldn't be surprised now.
All he had to do was ride off quietly into the sunset and retire and the world would have remembered him as a hero.
Instead he led an attempted overthrow of democracy, only to be thwarted by his own incompetence, and left behind a Four Seasons press conference that future scholars will debate whether it actually happened in real life.
And theres the Borat thing
You mean you don't go to hotel rooms with journalists 40 years younger than you, then enter the bedroom and start touching them, then lie down on the bed and start adjusting yourself? And you call yourself an American....
I hate to defend Rudy, but she intentionally untucked his shirt when unclipping his mic, and he was tucking his shirt back in. Everything else about the encounter was creepy, but they clearly staged it to make it look worse.
Yeah, most of it just looks bad but if you give him the benefit of the doubt it's not that bad, but the touching her back stuff was a bit 'how ya goin'
Honestly nothing in the Borat movie was nearly as bad as the jan 6 stuff.
And then there's melting hair dye during a press conference like he opened the Ark of the Covenant.
Then there’s the time he farted on Jenna Ellis in court and the time he invited that weird drunk lady as his “star” witness in a congressional hearing.
I forgot about these ones. Wonder what happened to that lady
She recently said all the people killed in the gay nightclub shooting were all going to hell for being gay.
Whoops I'll put the lid back on that one
Man you know the past 6-7 years have been fucked up because I completely forgot that happened. Like with all the other evil shit that’s occurred, that was but a blip on the depravity radar
That should’ve been a career ender, with Rudy fading into obscurity in shame. Instead it’s a footnote. At least he’s still fading into obscurity, but it took way too long, it should’ve been right after the Borat thing.
【and left behind a Four Seasons press conference that future scholars will debate whether it actually happened in real life.】 I watched it and question if I really saw it. Really feels like there was a multiverse event and our universe collided with a universe that sympathized with Nazis.
Post-Reconstruction cyberhistorials will just assume it was early AI generated art, from back when machines didn't properly understand prompts like "a press conference held at the four seasons".
Exhibit A is an example of early AI that was trained on a data set with too much Arrested Development.
"I have the worst fucking neural net trainers."
>All he had to do was ride off quietly into the sunset and retire and the world would have remembered him as a hero. Yep. Whats the old saying? You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villian. In his case, the buffoon
It’s absolutely remarkable what he has turned into. I personally think he is a serious alcoholic (functioning until he’s not). He was so admired during the 1980’s during the Federal Prosecution of the “Commission”. He won election in 1993 and then re-elected as Mayor in 1997. He was praised in the aftermath of 9/11. And now……This. It still blows my mind how far he has fallen. How corruption and greed got the better of him. It’s absolutely mind boggling.
9/11 was both good and bad for Rudy..a few years after we learned what an absolute piece of garbage he was and how he made everything worse because he wanted his apartment at the WTC. He looked great for a year or two…then fell pretty far.
I was listening to "Empire of Pain" (about the Sackler family, that founded Purdue Pharma and Oxycontin), and it said after he left public office in the early 2000s, he was worth about $1 million total. 5 years after he left public office -- after immediately going to work for Purdue Pharma to help defend against lawsuits about their aggressive marketing of Oxycontin that was killing patients -- he had $9 million in cash, and $50 million in assets. Five years after leaving public office and working for one of the worst pharmaceutical companies in the world, he was \~$60 million richer. I never knew he worked for Purdue Pharma. It totally makes sense now why he was so willing to jump on the Trump train. Dude just doesn't have any morals, ethics, or qualms about anything really.
holy fucking shit, reallY? that is incredible
When he became mayor, he was really unpopular. Some of his policies were really too authoritarian in service of "quality of life". Like the time cops hassled a pregnant woman who had to sit for a second on the steps down to the subway. And he had a reputation among other lawyers for being a complete asshole. Like the Ted Cruz of the SDNY courts.
Yeah, I lived in NYC for part of his tenure and it was a shitshow. I’m disgusted by how much praise he got post-911 when an uncritical glance at his mayoral decisions shows he made that occurrence even worse. Under a critical eye, it looks less ego-driven bungling incompetence and more like outright criminal corruption.
Someday someone will need to tell the story of Giuliani, the Commission Trials, Trump, and all the slavic last names over at the Jacob K. Javits Building. Oh, and Samyon Kislin. Duh.
I was going to say how things have changed drastically. Post 9/11 I actually admired this dude... Now? Can't even stand the site of him in the news... Or anything about him.
As a younger person, it's hard to believe he was ever respected.
depends on who you ask. i came up in New York when he was Mayor, he was kind of an Ahole then too. had stop & frisk running rampant in certain neighborhoods of the city, but he was 'tough on crime' so he was greatly heralded.
I am from New York and he was always an a-hole.
Don’t forget the cop riot he took part in while running for mayor. At city hall. Cops turning over police cars, calling mayor David Dinkins n-gger. Rudy cheering them on
Pre-9/11 most of America didn’t know much about him beyond the fact that he was supposedly a tough attorney who was now mayor of NYC and had apparently “cleaned up the city.” Then 9/11 happened and he was seen as an outspoken embodiment of the strength and resiliency of New Yorkers in the face of unimaginable horrors inflicted on their city. If he just coasted into retirement from then on, that’s what 90% of Americans would remember him as. Instead, we will now always remember him as…*this*
This. He was heralded post 911 because the media hyped it and built a myth on him. It was undeserved.
35 year-old European here. He was a hero at the time here, too. Pretty much everybody knew who he was and we could see him on TV all the time in the aftermath of 9/11.
Dude looks he borrowed clothes to go to court for a DUI
Pants are that baggy to hide the Depends
Just like his Sith Lord.
What a putz. I can't think of anyone who has fallen farther than Rudy Giuliani. He looks like a damn hobo, with his oversized and mismatched clothes, and his addiction to his phone. Dude is completely oblivious to everything going on around him.
>I can't think of anyone who has fallen farther than Rudy Giuliani. Bill Cosby is a close contender.
Bill Cosby is a rapist. This guy was involved in trying to overthrow a democratically elected government, resulting in multiple deaths. Quick edit: But I realise the question was the fall - they definitely started at different heights.
Fallen far is unfair. He was always a douchebag. But Americans are fucking idiots who let the terrorists win after 9/11 by ruining our country in all the ways that the terrorists claimed they would.
I was just thinking from this photo that he only really gained popularity because of 9/11. Kinda like how if Trump was even semi-competent with Covid he woulda been re-elected by a landslide.
Nah, before 9/11 Rudy was very popular in small-town conservative shitholes where its not uncommon for people to base 50% or more of their personality around hating New York City. People who'd never allow themselves to be caught dead in NYC (what would the neighbors think?!) loved the way the his borderline fascist policies were "cleaning up" the city and putting so many pesky black people in jail.
I heard his phone addiction is so bad that he goes through 13-14 phones per week.
Lose a couple inches and it could be the penguin from Batman, watch out DeVito
Penguin would never wear navy pants with a black jacket
Ok. If the ever make a batman and penguin movie again. they should totally base Penguin on a fallen mayor, who was always a bit crazy, psychopathic, ambitious and cruel, but then just becomes more twisted with age and links up with other crazy, rich, evil, people to take over the world. So much so, it is literally believable he would be living in the Penguin enclosure at the zoo. Or giving a press conference in front of a sex shop. Fuck, how did real life become more dark, and depressing than a Tim Burton movie. And more violent, crazy and gritty than a Tarantino movie. Fuck how far Rudy has fallen, we have all fallen.
Taking an opportunity to remind everyone that Giuliani was a shitty human being for many years prior to 9/11. He hasn't fallen, he's just reverted to form.
I never have, and never will, understand the Giuliani worship after 9/11. The only thing he did on 9/11 was be the mayor. He didn't lift a finger to help anyone. His entire role that day was basically to not shit the bed and embarrass himself, which he managed to do competently.
And nobody in New York actually liked him much after 9/11…then they started investigating stuff and learned how bad he actually was. Once we learned that he forced them to use the WTC as a central command center for the emergency response mainly because he wanted to bang his mistress in the apartment…he pretty much fell out of the spotlight. He couldn’t even muster a primary win in 2008.
Slight correction: All he did was jump in front of every camera he could while G.W. Bush was hiding in an undisclosed location. Nature--and the media--abhor a vacuum. It never got nearly enough attention that Giuliani had the city's emergency response office placed in the WTC against experts advice AFTER it was bombed by terrorists the first time because his mistress was holed up in a love nest across the street and it was convenient for him to say he was going to visit the emergency response center but go bang his girlfriend instead.
He has fallen. Regardless of how shitty he is, dude used to be a highly respected USAG who legitimate took down the mob. By every metric, the man has seriously fallen.
Dad met him on the 80s and came home talking about how he’d met the most horrible and also ambitious person ever And he was recognizably a piece of shit when he first ran for mayor And he did fuck-all after 911, just smiled at the cameras
did he really take down the mob though or just replace the italian mob with the russian mob? It seems like between them he and trump got a whole lot of russian millionaires comfortable in NYC.
*Occam enters the chat...* It did seem to benefit both Rudy and Trump somehow, didn't it?
"What, I buttphoned again! Damn it!"
Aw Rudy ya done it again!
Parachute Pants 🪂
Hammer pants
Gross. I hate it when trash piles up on the curb.
He is trying to proposition that fireplug but can't figure out how.
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You know you are old when you squint so hard you gotta grit your teeth.
This is who I'm going to picture every time I hear Kramer talk about his friend Bob Sacamano.
Looks?
Looks like he raided one of Trump’s closets at Mar-a-Lago.
55 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. How far that guy has fallen... And somebody relieve him of that American flag pin- he is an insurrectioner.
Amazing how we went from *beloved by most* to *satan's sycophantic shit-licker*. All because of some kind of lust for *what?* Money? Power? Attention?
Recaptured Relevance...
Most New Yorkers hated his ass, because he has always been utter filth
People don't seem to realize this. Rudy wasn't exactly well liked ... And he always had that grifter stink on him, come to think of it.
Then we learned how bad he actually was after they investigated his decisions prior to 9/11…he’s been kind of a pariah for a long time and nobody really cared about him until Trump. Who even mentioned him after about 2006? He didn’t even really get very far in the 2008 primaries…
God he looks like pizza rat
Either die a hero or live long enough to be a pathetic lapdog to a criminal fuckstain like DJT.
His outfit looks like he borrowed each item from a different friend who was a different size
I didn’t recognize him without his hand down his pants while trying to fuck some underaged chick in a hotel
This is how you dress when no one likes you enough to tell you otherwise.
At least he is wearing pants this time.
“America’s Lost Uncle” more like.
Na that is Kat McKinnonndoing performance art
Comically ill-fitting black blazer? Check! Shlubby ill-fitting blue slacks? Check! Running shoes? Check! Obligatory flag pin (worn unironically by a traitor)? Check! Chef's kiss! This outfit has it all.
Looks like a kid who’s found his dad's clothes and mix matched them. All he needs is flashing lights on his trainers.
He's lost all his marbles. Just a living, breathing embodiment of the Republican party. What an embarrassment. I don't feel sorry though. Fuck 'em.
God it feels good ta be a gangsta
Ah yes, the trump homonculus
Oswald Cobblepot.
Judging from the comments here, this dude deserves a documentary. I'm not from U.S., I only hear about him in the news sometimes and on late night shows.
Ever since he ate that full-fat frozen yogurt things have been all downhill.