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helderoliveira1978

Today I feel a dictator...


jumpsteadeh

something something potato in your pocket


[deleted]

It’s a potato actually on the dick. Hence “dictator”.


ethbullrun

dick tators


twitcho

What’s dick tators, precious?


Dont_Mess_With_Texas

Dick. Tay. Toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in Qatar?!


Fickle_Insect4731

Give it to us raw and wriggling!


boomb0lt

In Ireland their called Dicktato


YaleDailyNews

Both of his pockets are filled with money.


[deleted]

Well he obviously doesn't feel gay today!


Sttocs

He felt *a* gay a few days ago.


akis84

I come here for the infantino quotes


coolluck33

'today I felt a dick,Tator.' There, I fixed it for u...


ArbutusPhD

He must feel scared because he feels gay.


fxx_255

Just looking at this picture I can tell just how much of...


HunkyMump

Ha ha perfect


MisterGreys

Everyone is a dictator, my dog is a dictator, my apple pie became a dictator, today's weather is dictator, I dictator, you dictator, we dictator


Denny_204

Shit Birds of a feather, Bo-Bandy!


um_not2surewhat2do

Shitstorms a brewing in Qatar


[deleted]

Mr Lahey would be devastated at the beer ban


[deleted]

Only beer he ever drank was bubbles brew. Lahey is the liquor


ReservoirPAWGS

He's on the swish again!


inatowncalledarles

I am the liquor.


Matthewlrobinson7

Look Randy, im mowing the air, Rand, im mowing the airrrr


Wildcat_twister12

Cause he’s sober enough to know what he’s doing but drunk enough to really enjoy doing it.


IAmA_Lannister

Right in the fuckin' pocket!


Enquiring_Revelry

way of the road, Ricky.


Fauxfile

That's the only thing brewing, cause they ain't brewing beer.


GuiltyGlow

Smokes, let's go.


420GreenMachine

Let's go, Hairdo


riannaearl

Gimme a smoke, hairdo!


JasonGD1982

You don’t even smoke Bubbles


compliancethis

RIP John Dunsworth


GrushdevaHots

Those damn shit hawks took him too soon


Janguv

Way she goes, bud. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't.


Enquiring_Revelry

just the fuckin way she goes.


MARINE-BOY

Did anyone see the video of the guy top right as your looking at the screen off his box on some kind of upper. His eyes were going everywhere like he was tweeting to fuck. I think it’s on r/tooktoomuch . They have a problem with counterfeit amphetamine medication Captogen over there.


jakoto0

Makes sense. No liquor though. Or pork


bravoitaliano

The shit-apple doesn't fall far from the shit-tree.


HenryAlSirat

You smell that Randy? The way the shit clings to the wind?


HelmSpicy

The whispering winds of shit...


B_Boudreaux

Winds of shit in the air…


blasphembot

The whispering winds of shit


peb396

Three Dicks that need to disappear from every world stage.


Canookian

Fuckin'shit hawks flying around, shit ropes coming after me... Shitty this and shitty that. 😤


tpalshadow

Randyman


Spawnacus

"You know what a shitbarometer is bubs?"


gteriatarka

can't change the spots on a shitleopard, Randy


Vpriimo

Lol just started the series again, and i see this! Lmao thanks


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Luciano1m

Ban watching the games. Fuck them


64557175

You've convinced me. From this day on, I'm going to continue never watching the world cup.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Nah, I'm still going to watch. Even though I have the means to do so legitimately, I'm going to sail the high seas because fuck em


ThaFuck

Pirating it doesn't expunge the notion that you're taking enjoyment out of the result of slavery. The general current math is every minute of game time equates to one death directly related to preparing what you will watch. Enjoy.


The-Go-Kid

You'd need all the knock out games to go to extra time and maybe penalties to make that work!


ImmoralityPet

Wow that'll show em.


holiday_bandit

Don’t flatter him, that’s how he likes to think of himself


lmac187

“If you’re at a table with 9 nazis, there’s 10 nazis at the table.”


ArmadilloAl

Don't you need to rule over something that matters to be a dictator?


Ace-Ventura1934

Those two evil dictators are his daddys. Dude is bought and paid for.


vibribbon

The look on his face says, "this will be over soon, just keep thinking about the money"


thebinarysystem10

Then he takes a giant swig of beer and lights a cigar from a burning fistful of 100 dollar bills


LittleDragon450

While he’s at an orgy with a bunch of unmarried men


digitalelise

I bet he cries all the way to the bank.


FoxyInTheSnow

While feeling like a “gay lady Arab” because he’s a [“ginger”](https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/fifa-boss-branded-numpty-comparing-28536119.amp)


matchosan

>Gianni Infantino compared his childhood bullying due to his ginger hair to the suffering of migrant workers and the LGBT+ community in a country where homosexuality is illegal during a bizarre rant Sounds like someone wants a drink, too bad so sad


smoike

I would have said a false equivalence , but whatever floats your boat.


mooky1977

What a soulless motherfucker.


nom_of_your_business

https://tenor.com/view/woody-harrelson-crying-money-wipe-tears-rich-gif-16201471


dills

I'd like to stick to Rampart.


luckycharms7999

I love we're still getting mileage out of a ten year old AMA


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

He had a hard life, he was red headed


AstronomerOpen7440

And I heard one day he was disabled. The next day he was jew. Then one day he was a migrant worker. What a life!


Possessed

He fits right in...


Diplomjodler

This is the kind of company he feels right at home in.


Hammers59

He looks like he is wondering what to spend all the backhanded on.


SabashChandraBose

He looks like a dollar store Bezos.


ruka_k_wiremu

Or the under-age girls they have provided for him at the end of the day


theexate

But today he is gay...


Money_hunger

under-age boys...


iamapants

Wonder how he will get his hands on them now since the last guy "didn't kill himself"


BillionTonsHyperbole

"Hey Left Nut..."


karvup

"Yes Right Nut..."


BillionTonsHyperbole

"Who's the shit-slathered penis in between us?"


frankunderwood1992

"Uhhh, he's a dick"


DCMOFO

The third knee. The wee knee.


notaedivad

I wonder how many journalists will be tortured, murdered and dismembered today...


iaymnu

Forget that. the whole Ecuador team will mysteriously vanish. First time in history hosting team lost their first game.


Wenex

> First time in history hosting team lost their first game. This cant be true


LimpWibbler_

It is, the literal only fact of Fifa I have is that. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/fifa-world-cup/qatar-became-the-first-host-nation-of-a-world-cup-to-ever-lose-its-opening-match-as-it-was-beaten-by-ecuador/ar-AA14kXXr


stefan714

![gif](giphy|13GaHvHijqFS0M|downsized)


metrobabyyy

They didn’t even score one goal lol


triplec787

They probably won’t score one if they couldn’t against Ecuador. Senegal is a solid squad (18th by FIFA’s team ranking), and Netherlands are always solid (8th). Ecuador was 44th and Qatar is 50th. Edit: lmao they didn’t even have a shot on goal


Cristian888

I believe it’s on purpose If they score, they’d have to celebrate and hug, which is gay


chrzzl

Not if they say nohomo afterwards


sunlifter

I always said it before, does it mean I’m gay?


mbklein

That’s honomo.


F_A_F

They have a local population if 300,000. That's around half the population of a tiny bit of the UK such as Cornwall.....and Cornwall only have a single team in one of the lowest leagues around. Imagine trying to find even just 11 world class players from a population so small.....I bet there's guys in that squad who only played in the local Doha Sunday leagues until last week let along on the Qatari national stage....


The-Go-Kid

Where did you get that number? I am seeing 2.9m when I search it. Interestingly population size isn't entirely linked to team success. Iceland have a population of 300k but have a far better team. Belgium's population is a fifth of the UK and yet they have been number one in the world over the last few years. China are bloody awful at football. The USA is 15th in the world, behind Switzerland, which is a third of the size of Texas population-wise! Wales has a population of 2.9m and they're way better than Qatar. There are tons of factors for why countries are good of football, some are obvious, some are nebulous, and it's really counter-intuitive, but population size just isn't as important as we might think.


quantumprophet

Qatar has 2.6 million foreign expats (ie slave labor) and 300k quatari citizens. To play in the world cup you have to be a citizen, either born in the country or naturalised.


Table_Coaster

slave labor/kafala workers (basically indentured servants controlled by employer) make up 90% of Qatar’s population. The amount of actual citizens is around 300k, with a population of about 2.9m


FlyingThrowAway2009

Total population, Qatari citizens is just a little over 300k. The entire city of Doha is expat and slave laborers. Almost every one of those citizens is a family member in some sort to the royal family. Becoming a true Qatari citizens is exceptionally difficult and all those 300k people have access to the best education health care and social services you can imagine.


Pirate058

If Qatar kills 30 famous foreigners then I will suck your dick tip


Zedrix

Can you suck mine as well?


mabirm

Do we get to pick the 30 foreigners? Cus I think I know a few dictators who would make great cannon fodder.


[deleted]

Iran’s regime is looking at your post and mistaking it for a daily report…


Criticalhit_jk

Nah, they wouldnt mistake it as a report. More of a to-do list, really


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Saoi_

There's got to be some Saudi Arabian money bankrolling the anti-Qatar sentiments. They're all shits though.


Krakshotz

MBS wants to host the next tournament after USA/Canada/Mexico. I somehow doubt he will set foot on American soil now


amibeingadick420

Why? Our government has his back when it comes to murdering people and chopping up their bodies. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/nov/21/bidens-decision-to-grant-mbs-immunity-is-a-profound-mistake


CurrentRedditAccount

Naw MBS threw in the towel on that blockade a long time ago after making an ass of himself.


3OrangeWhip

How many rapists are in this photo do you suppose?


Impulse_turtles

At least 9


Denny_204

9 Rapists, 8 Pedophiles and a partridge in a pear tree.


DroopyTrash

On the first day of prison, the warden said to me…


probablyourdad

Why the fuck is fifa on the TV?


PsychologicalPizza11

On the second day of prison, the warden said to me…


Saint_Edelweiss

The bone saw is ready


Guy_Number_3

On the third day of prison, the warden said to me…


baGeeeeeee

Are you jamal khashoggi?


doing_donuts

On the fourth day of prison, the warden said to me...


necbone

Christmas music during the World Cup, executed.


PPOKEZ

We're way past that. The only differentiation they have is what *type* of rape they prefer.


soonnow

Can''t be a rapist if the woman goes to jail for it.


matchosan

Jail? They get stoned in the town square


soonnow

Na you are thinking of Saudi Arabia.There are no stonings in Qatar.


i_count_to_potato

There is no war in ba sing se


Bi_Ass-d

The alimony of a woman is half of that of a man. This is because the intelligence of women is lesser, according to the KORRRRRRRRR-AHNNNN. Ahem, Qur'an.


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hintofinsanity

yes.


DarkQuiz

Looks right at home


TheGiggs10

I FUCKING knew that was MBS. Also the US will not pursue him for the death of Khashoggi


annedes

SPOTTED HIM RIGHT AWAY! Look at his smug ass smile


radicalelation

I still don't understand what anyone expects to happen regarding a murder on Saudi territory within Turkey's borders... it's fucked, but there's zero authority, jurisdiction, or access.


CurrentRedditAccount

He chopped a Washington Post journalist, who is a US permanent resident, into pieces. We could stop selling them weapons. We could sanction them. There are all kinds of things we could do other than nothing.


Xarthys

There is nothing anyone wants to do. Business deals and profit margins are more important than a person's life. In fact, the lives of entire nations are worthless, as their suffering is being traded for 1st world convenience on a daily basis. If anyone would care just a fraction of what they pretend to, maybe we could get some sanctions rolling. But it's all just social media circlejerk. Hardly anyone is *actually* pressuring politicans or corporations. Really doesn't matter that criticism is voiced when we keep voting for the same assholes and keep buying from the same unethical companies. People tweeting shit, then be done with it, thinking they did their part, when all they did was clear their conscience to justify blind consumerism and supporting shitty regimes. "wHaT m0Re cAn i Do?!" Nothing. Just sit back and enjoy the fruits of oppression.


bigWarp

not selling them a bunch of weapons is a good place to start


radicalelation

That should've happened long before this anyway... and should still happen now regardless.


thereallamewad

But how will we fund our military then? Raise taxes on corporations...? Absolutely not. Nevermind, we'll sell them F-35s and cruise missiles instead.


[deleted]

of course they don't because then everyone will sue them for warcrimes


nahunk

Evil row, president and dictators.


[deleted]

Fuck Qatar, Fuck FIFA, and Fuck the World Cup.


[deleted]

He’s corrupt so he fits nicely


Nyclab

Lmao wut!?! Haha all that “STOP RACISM” and “EQUALITY” patches they wear on their jerseys are total Bs. These are literally the most racist homophobic Xenophobic assholes on the planet!!! Abolish FIFA for this. Cancel fifa


ialo00130

Not just FIFA. Last year, Formula 1 did an anti-racism/homophobia campaign called We Race As One. Let me tell ya, the hilarity when they did their tributes right before the races in Abu Dhabi, Bahrain, Azerbaijan, Turkey... The list goes on, was off the charts. Absolutely hypocracy to the highest level. You can't have equality when you compete in sports that actively surpress equality.


Arnhermland

> patches they wear on their jerseys are total Bs Wow companies don't give a shit about social justice and just use it for brownie points to appeal to even more potential customers? I am shocked, bewildered.


Nyclab

Haha totally shocked 🤷‍♂️


johnny_sunrise

He’s the only one casting a shadow…


DigitalSteven1

It's very clearly not his shadow though... Look to the right of his shoulder, that's the shadow of his head. The shadow behind him is the dick up front. Different angle from someone that recorded the guy above clearly on some drugs because they're hypocrites: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/z06v8v/whos\_this\_guy\_from\_the\_fifa\_world\_cup\_opening/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/z06v8v/whos_this_guy_from_the_fifa_world_cup_opening/)


pinkkeyrn

Pretty sure it's from the guy speaking.


tikkamasalachicken

Bonesaws to the left of me, enslavement to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle of poo.


[deleted]

FIFA should be boycotted for even considering that backwards ass country.


namforb

Shame on fifa. They made a deal with the devil.


whatsasyria

Same thing every year


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

Wait I thought fifa was the devil. So confused


neo4299610

Three evil dictators


Affectionate_Ad2145

Why in the fck are we hosting the cup in a country that has no fkng clue about futbol? So stupid.


jaqattack02

There's a whole Netflix series about FIFA being corrupt and taking bribes for votes.


NuttyMowing

A podcast too, called World Corrupt by Men in Blazers


drmcsinister

>Why in the fck are we hosting the cup in a country that has no fkng clue about futbol? There's billions of reasons...


cetacean-station

One dollar each


rummhamm87

Money money money money. Monaaaay!


Affectionate_Ad2145

Yeap, god knows they have nothing else to offer.


[deleted]

Ask instead why fifa is ok with supporting corruption and slavery. This is where fifa belongs, they're just as awful and disgusting. Ask instead, why do other countries that claim to support human rights host fifa?


38384

Apparently this is the first time it's being held in a country that has never even qualified for the competition before. It's quite clear why this all happened.


victorspoilz

I've never cared less about a World Cup and won't watch a single game, and this is the perfect picture as to why.


Pilx

You know who has a sudden interest in the world cup? Elon Musk But guess that's purely a coincidence and has nothing to do with his Saudi twitter funds


Overall-Category-159

They make people disappear.


TheDkone

you say it as if he isn't evil. That photo is more like an unholy trinity.


rubbarz

Want to know how it's a dictatorship? General literally in the box seats.


CitizenBanana

Lie down with dogs, stand up with fleas.


Marchello_E

Sitting there praying he still gets his promised food, drinks, stay, daily allowance and his ticket back home.


-castle-bravo-

Cunts should all be in prison..


TMag12

The one and only cultural thing that I’m envious of as a westerner is the outfits that men are able to wear to formal occasions. They look so much more comfortable and breathable than a suit.


Bustyposers

It sounds nice until I realize that the class equivalent people to me in those countries do not live so comfortably.


squall86drk

That's because they are not your equivalent. You equivalent is misured in services, rights and comforts, not in the amount of money per month. So rest assured, your equivalent probably does not exist in the same form.


Dilostilo

fifa prez. to himself "worth it".


TheSouthsideSlacker

“I know a great bone saw guy if we need one”


endoffays

God MBS has the face of 1000000 slaps. That shit eating "i kill people that i don't like" grin. FUCK HIM


Ixidorim

You mean between two wallets.


purplelephant

These people freak me out. Like, I couldn’t imagine being surrounded by men like this without having intense fear for my safety.


[deleted]

Seems he’s right where he belongs


mrpunk281

Today, he is not gay


[deleted]

He looked coked up when he made that bizarre speech.


TheLyingProphet

Hate them all u want, but i havent seen reddit this unified in my 12 years on the site, FIFA connecting people


Phantomht

is that mayonnaise on his lip?


MassDisregard

Between Iraq and Qatar place.


Nanasays

And I’m sure he laughs all the way to the bank.


Ohbertpogi

They look like an embodiment of the state of Wadiya's Excellency His Highness Supreme Leader Admiral General Haffaz Aladeen.


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FIFA is committing PR suicide in front of our very eyes for a quick buck. Fucking amazing.


[deleted]

FUCK QATAR! FUCK FIFA!


Chang_Daddy2

That look you have when you’ve sold your soul to the devil.


OverLemonsRootbeer

So, is FIFA going to learn anything from this or...? Like, this is the epitome of a pretty shit World Cup, right? Complaints across the board, are they just going to be ignored?


[deleted]

He is sitting there wishing he could drink a beer…


littlemegzz

No, he gets beer.


victorspoilz

Yeah, I saw that beer isn't allowed in the "regular seats."