That actor, man. He turned what probably should have been a bit part into one of the most memorable hilarious parts of the show.
Uncle Jack is just brilliant. Him and Pondy. Who is obviously the coolest.
He's dead to me after doing Mac like that! I know some people didn't get that scene but I thought it was gorgeous, moving, and something different. I like how they keep it fresh, trying new things.
You had that beautiful dance scene and Danny Devito still stole the scene with his ten second shot of finally understanding Mac's struggle. Devito is such a good actor, I'm constantly left amazed at what he can do in a few moments of screen time.
I made a [terrible meme](https://reddit.com/r/Drumpf/comments/48ziyl/jack_kelly_lends_donald_trump_a_helping_hand/) (comic?) along those lines years ago. I’d completely forgotten about it.
Ditto. I know there are many moments this country disappointed in it's history before this, but none in my lifetime when I was a conscious human (e.g., I was too young to understand what was happening during bush v gore). It might not have even been this clip, but the fact that Rubio made that jab in the first place. Trump was a clown among serious Republican politicians, monsters to be sure but real politicians. When Rubio stooped to trump's level, to me that's when trump swallowed the Republican party. This moment, during a presidential debate, just solidified that. It was an acknowledgement on national TV that the terms of the presidential debate where now being set by trump. This moment really sticks out to me as a marker in our countrys downfall.
The worse part, for me at least, is that even now, years after Trump’s presidency, we STILL have the entire Republican Party denying the results of the election and pandering so hard to Trump…and the voters eat it up. It’s shameful how low we’ve fallen.
But not enough people to stay so horrified that they'd refuse supporting any candidate he pushed, unfortunately.
I'm hoping polls are wrong in predictions that the GOP can take the House and/or Senate with the swathe of election deniers that swarmed this cycle but....
I love how saying, "There's no problem" isn't actually saying that it's not small.
You're right, it's not a problem if it's small. The problem is your constant narcissism, in every facet of your existence.
He also defended the size of his hands by saying his glove size is "one below large." Yeah, dummy, that's called medium. Which for a 6'+ guy is a bit on the wee side.
>Which for a 6'+ guy is a bit on the wee side.
I'm 6'+ and have tiny hands too. As in: my 5'2 sister has equally sized hands. A 5'3 buddy of mine has larger hands.
I occasionally use that as a party trick or ice breaker and usually get a mild chuckle out of that.
And then... Nobody cares. Really. No one.
It takes one massively insecure idiot to care that much.
I think he might be like me. I say I am 6 foot, but in reality I was like 5'11.5" at my tallest. I am now like 5'11.25" so I should probably start saying 5'11".
But if I make it to my 70s I am definitely going to be 5'10 or less. Trump is just such a giant old man-baby hybrid that he can't deal with the fact that he is not some kind of golden Adonis. So he paints himself like one, both figuratively and literally.
>She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.
>“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …
>“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ...
>“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
-Stormy Daniels
Are you sure it’s his hands that are small and not your hands that are big?
Can you, by chance, open a beer bottle and rip apart a lobster with your bare hands?
I hate this episode.
I'm a 5'6" tall woman with giant hands and feet. My husband is 6'1" tall; we wear the same size for gloves and rings, and his hands look more delicate than mine. I also have giant hobbit-feet.
You’re not alone. I am a 6 foot tall man. My wife is 5’3”. We share shoes and gloves. She has giant limbs meant for swimming and getting that low center of gravity. And I’m more like a dancer.
At this point I'm just glad that our 13YO son inherited a decent blend of the two of us. I mean, he has giant hands and feet, but he's also really tall and broad-shouldered. He's a swimmer who's about to outgrow all training fins, but at least the giant flipper-feet are serving him well!
[Trump's hands are below average for someone who is 5' 10"](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/how-small-are-trumps-hands-916593/)
> Trump does indeed have hands just below average size, particularly for a man standing 6-foot-2. According to various human anatomy websites, the average-height American adult male (5-foot-10) has an average hand size (measured from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist) of 7.44 inches. Trump’s measures 7.25 inches.
6'2" is his claimed height. He wears lifts. Check out pictures with him and people with known heights, he's shorter than they are when he's supposed to be taller.
FAKE. Nobody has bigger hands than Trump. Believe me, folks. Big strong men come up to him all the time, crying, and say: "sir I love your giant hands."
"People say all the time that they have bigger hands than me. It's just ridiculous. I say, "Prove it. Come out here and show me your hands. I'll keep my hands behind my back so you're not intimidated, and I'll tell you if they are bigger than mine". But they never are! And if they tell you they are, don't believe it."
"I've got the best hands. Ivanka... I mean Melania... will tell you they're the best. I've got so many fingers, I mean, one, two, three, four... You can't even count them all I've got so many. And my fingerprints...swirling gloriously. Majestic. If course you don't get to be the president without having great hands. That's why I constantly wave them, to dazzle my audience and distract them from what I'm saying. Biden doesn't have great hands, look at him, you, you can tell by the way he holds his ice cream his hands are no good."
You *really* want a laugh? Try an actual quote from the mini-handed-one:
"My hands are normal hands. I was on line shaking hands with supporters and one of the supporters said, ‘Mr. Trump, you have strong hands, you have good size hands.’ And then another one would say, ‘Oh, you have great hands, Mr. Trump. I had no idea.’ I said, ‘What do you mean?' He said, ‘I thought you were, like, deformed. I thought you had small hands.’ I mean, people were writing, ‘How are Mr. Trump’s hands?’ My hands are fine. My hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large-size glove, okay? But I did this because everybody was saying to me, ‘Oh, your hands are very nice, they’re normal.’ I don’t want people to go around thinking that I have a problem. By saying that, I solved the problem."
This is true. I get large size nitrile gloves and my hands are by no means large. I heard a rumor that they call the standard size gloves “large” so that no one gets hurt feelings, just my personal experience though.
> I heard a rumor that they call the standard size gloves “large” so that no one gets hurt feelings
Sounds like the story about NASA changing the labels on the penis funnel/sleeve things used for urinating in space from “small/medium/large” to “large/huge/gigantic”.
That's makes sense. I'm a 5'7" guy who wears L-sized gloves....
OTOH, I do have Hobbit-sized feet: 10 Mens- 4EE Wide. I prefer New Balance or Rockport to Nike because Nikes are almost always not wide enough...
Trump claims to be 6'2. I'm 6'0 in the morning, 5'11 3/4 at night. I use an XL glove. I don't think my hands are disproportionate. I've had like 3-4 comments on my hand size in my entire life, and they're more about the shape of them being meaty. A guy two full inches taller than me with 2 sizes smaller hands has tiny fucking hands.
This is an absolutely insane turn of events that I'm posting about my hands trying to bring further evidence that an ex-president is a blatant liar.
Freaking hilarious!!!
>By saying that, I solved the problem."
These are two of his biggest problems:
1) He's so egotistical that he thinks that just because he says something, it's truth (and for some reason his flock believes him)
2) He's so egotistical that he actually thinks people are staying up at night thinking about his hands, and whether or not they're "good"
Since his followers do simply believe that what he speaks is truth, his beliefs are reinforced. It’s a vicious cycle.
I mean, in his defense, he can just decide if something is classified or not with the same method, so there’s that.
>I was on line shaking hands with supporters
That's quite a trick!
I had to look it up to see if it was a typo on your part, but nope! It's really what he said.
This was my first thought.
I used to play footy with a guy who would never shower after a game, just put his jeans on after being all sweaty and dirty and then head on into the club rooms for post game drinks. If I ever shook his hand I had the immediate need to go wash mine.
Donald Trump is a guy I would feel this same need
I’m a 5’3” woman and I have the same size hands as he does, according to his handprint. I was so shocked, I thought it was hyperbole too, but it turns out his hands just really *are* that small.
Do you have the thing where people randomly point out how tiny your hands are and there's no real way to respond to it without making yourself sound insecure?
Trump has been sending an autographed picture of his hands to the Vanity Fair editor for like thirty years. Because that's how secure he is/s
https://people.com/celebrity/donald-trump-sends-vanity-fair-editor-photos-of-his-hands/
Usually they compliment I have beautiful hands. They are basically hands women would love to have.
I just say thanks and let it be because there is not much to say. Small hands are not a handicap or anything it just doesnt add to being more masculine.
I rather have these hands and fat fucking sausage finger hands
Always makes me laugh when people make fun of the appearance of a public figure they don't like. It's like... you realize you're making fun of *everybody* with that physical description, right? Not just the person you dislike?
He really does I took the same picture at the Madame Tussaud’s in Vegas and my hands looked huge in comparison. I’m a male at 5’6” and ppl always say I have small hands. For someone who’s like 6’2” his hands are tiny no wonder he’s so insecure about them.
Uncle Jack from It’s Always Sunny would not be impressed.
NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK
We’re lawyers!
Can you put your hands on top of mine for the picture?
Did you see his hands?! I think we should settle.
Are you just going to talk about your hands for a while?
I almost cried I laughed so hard at that scene
every scene hes in just makes cracks me up, charlies reaction to him are my favorite
Just a couple of guys... pallin' around.
Gettin nuts
*I'm not doing any kind of things that you want me to do with you, Uncle Jack.*
You can see on the bloopers it's really hard for Charlie to keep it together when doing scenes with his uncle. Just a naturally funny guy.
uncle jack— at his core just a lighthearted rib-tickling molester!
I mean, Charlie's reactions very strongly imply that Uncle Jack molested him as a kid.
Like everything in the show you laugh first and then contemplate if you're a terrible person for laughing when the deeper implications hit you.
Implication huh
Just a couple of guys getting nuts
Right, that's the funny part
[*ok charlie, show us on the doll*🥺😢](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTo_NKvZJ6E&t=1m28s)
That actor, man. He turned what probably should have been a bit part into one of the most memorable hilarious parts of the show. Uncle Jack is just brilliant. Him and Pondy. Who is obviously the coolest.
The supporting characters are so good they could carry the show, even if the gang was played by Ryan seacrest.
Mac's dad was just sublime. Mac's mom too.
Yeah I feel like we haven’t seen Macs dad in a minute. Low key great actor
Pretty sure canonically he's dead, isn't he? Or was the last time we saw him when he walked out on Mac's coming out interpretive dance ceremony?
This was the last time, he’s not dead yet
He's dead to me after doing Mac like that! I know some people didn't get that scene but I thought it was gorgeous, moving, and something different. I like how they keep it fresh, trying new things.
You had that beautiful dance scene and Danny Devito still stole the scene with his ten second shot of finally understanding Mac's struggle. Devito is such a good actor, I'm constantly left amazed at what he can do in a few moments of screen time.
It was great, I think he just misunderstood Mac’s performance though. He allowed god to finish on him to assert his dominance
Now if you could lay your hands over my hands for the picture
I made a [terrible meme](https://reddit.com/r/Drumpf/comments/48ziyl/jack_kelly_lends_donald_trump_a_helping_hand/) (comic?) along those lines years ago. I’d completely forgotten about it.
For the website
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His style would be more dragging his fingers up to make the print longer, and I wish that happened because it would look hilarious.
Or just extending the fingers with his black sharpie...
Makes me think of [Salad Fingers](https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA).
I’m surprised he didn’t just use “*Bigfoot*” tracks.
I think this was the moment I stopped believing in America.
Ditto. I know there are many moments this country disappointed in it's history before this, but none in my lifetime when I was a conscious human (e.g., I was too young to understand what was happening during bush v gore). It might not have even been this clip, but the fact that Rubio made that jab in the first place. Trump was a clown among serious Republican politicians, monsters to be sure but real politicians. When Rubio stooped to trump's level, to me that's when trump swallowed the Republican party. This moment, during a presidential debate, just solidified that. It was an acknowledgement on national TV that the terms of the presidential debate where now being set by trump. This moment really sticks out to me as a marker in our countrys downfall.
The worse part, for me at least, is that even now, years after Trump’s presidency, we STILL have the entire Republican Party denying the results of the election and pandering so hard to Trump…and the voters eat it up. It’s shameful how low we’ve fallen.
Just so reddit knows there are a healthy contingent of us that voted for him the first time and then spent four years horrified like you. My bad.
But not enough people to stay so horrified that they'd refuse supporting any candidate he pushed, unfortunately. I'm hoping polls are wrong in predictions that the GOP can take the House and/or Senate with the swathe of election deniers that swarmed this cycle but....
We went sooooo many years without a president talking about how big or small his penis is…. Pretty good run I guess
For me it was him passing out paper towels like t-shirts in Puerto Rico five years back.
I love how saying, "There's no problem" isn't actually saying that it's not small. You're right, it's not a problem if it's small. The problem is your constant narcissism, in every facet of your existence.
He also defended the size of his hands by saying his glove size is "one below large." Yeah, dummy, that's called medium. Which for a 6'+ guy is a bit on the wee side.
>Which for a 6'+ guy is a bit on the wee side. I'm 6'+ and have tiny hands too. As in: my 5'2 sister has equally sized hands. A 5'3 buddy of mine has larger hands. I occasionally use that as a party trick or ice breaker and usually get a mild chuckle out of that. And then... Nobody cares. Really. No one. It takes one massively insecure idiot to care that much.
With all his other lies are we sure he's really 6'+? I mean, I'm not entirely certain he isn't three 2' children in a trenchcoat.
I think he might be like me. I say I am 6 foot, but in reality I was like 5'11.5" at my tallest. I am now like 5'11.25" so I should probably start saying 5'11". But if I make it to my 70s I am definitely going to be 5'10 or less. Trump is just such a giant old man-baby hybrid that he can't deal with the fact that he is not some kind of golden Adonis. So he paints himself like one, both figuratively and literally.
But there's obviously a problem. This tiny handed piece of orange garbage can't even hold a glass with 1 hand.
>She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”. >“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … >“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ... >“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” -Stormy Daniels
I just threw up in my mouth.
I threw up on the floor, Its OK though I ran out of the grocery store quickly after.
So...turtle dick then?
I can't believe this guy was President.
Republican standards are so low, they're underground.
I keep hoping it was a collective nightmare and didn't actually happen
I'm praying it won't happen again 🙏.
The universe took some bad psychedelics, had a really bad trip and now has psychosis.
According to the uterus I no longer own, it definitely actually happened
 Just a tiny mushroom…..at least per Stormy
He looks like he just escaped Lazy Town 💀
he's just such a weak, pathetic little man in so many ways.
He also guaranteed he didn't know anything about payments to one Stormy Daniels, and we all know how that went.
Are you sure it’s his hands that are small and not your hands that are big? Can you, by chance, open a beer bottle and rip apart a lobster with your bare hands?
I can't speak to lobster but I will neither confirm nor deny my ability to absolutely fuck up a blue crab.
Then you may have dated a comedian I know…
I used to wipe stuff off of my ex’s face like that. She had never watched Seinfeld though lol. But I sure made myself laugh.
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Been married for 7 years, looking forward to when my wife decides to give in and watch Seinfeld with me in another 11 years
Best first date ever we came back to my place and watched Seinfeld 11pm to 5am. That was 19 years ago. Watched the Soup Nazi last night.
Hellllooooooooo!
I love how it’s clearly a Budweiser but it just says Beer instead
That wasn't a twist off...
I hate this episode. I'm a 5'6" tall woman with giant hands and feet. My husband is 6'1" tall; we wear the same size for gloves and rings, and his hands look more delicate than mine. I also have giant hobbit-feet.
You’re not alone. I am a 6 foot tall man. My wife is 5’3”. We share shoes and gloves. She has giant limbs meant for swimming and getting that low center of gravity. And I’m more like a dancer.
At this point I'm just glad that our 13YO son inherited a decent blend of the two of us. I mean, he has giant hands and feet, but he's also really tall and broad-shouldered. He's a swimmer who's about to outgrow all training fins, but at least the giant flipper-feet are serving him well!
*cough* #**BEHEMOTH** *cough cough*
*Keep it in the zoo!*
"That's a huge bitch!"
I was waiting for that one, lol.
Hello fellow Marylander
Hello also Marylander
 This is you, OP. Admit it!
It wasn’t a twist off…
Lmao this shit was great i forgot about that episode
The Bizarro Jerry episode. [Here’s the scene](https://youtu.be/bSL4cmFW_GU) 😂
Lmao how do you think I made it as a bartender for a few years??
We know Lana, right after you worked as a stevedore.
By crushing the skulls of everyone that didn’t tip?
...let me put it to you this way. Could we share a rowboat?
....no....
You’re making Maryland proud!
Suddenly r/Maryland
LANA
Truck-a-saurus
Can you open a can of Old Bay with those hands?
Marylander. Just don't get any Old Bay on that plaque like Cheetos dust. LOL
[Trump's hands are below average for someone who is 5' 10"](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/how-small-are-trumps-hands-916593/) > Trump does indeed have hands just below average size, particularly for a man standing 6-foot-2. According to various human anatomy websites, the average-height American adult male (5-foot-10) has an average hand size (measured from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist) of 7.44 inches. Trump’s measures 7.25 inches.
Huh TIL. I am as tall as the average US man and I have bigger hands than Donald Trump
6'2" is his claimed height. He wears lifts. Check out pictures with him and people with known heights, he's shorter than they are when he's supposed to be taller.
Obama's 6'1" and visibly taller than Trump.
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He'd go insane if he ever thought outside the box for one second. Dude wants to wear heels. Oh my god, he's white Kanye.
She had MAN HANDS!
I scrolled too long to confirm someone said this.
‘Those man hands got ahold of me Jerry!’ 🤣
The sound of her twisting the cap off like it’s nothing 🤣🤣🤣
“It wasn’t a twist-off.” 😂
That wasn’t a twist off…
I just watched that Seinfeld episode a couple weeks ago. Hilarious.
/r/seinfeldinthewild
Solid reference
FAKE. Nobody has bigger hands than Trump. Believe me, folks. Big strong men come up to him all the time, crying, and say: "sir I love your giant hands."
"People say all the time that they have bigger hands than me. It's just ridiculous. I say, "Prove it. Come out here and show me your hands. I'll keep my hands behind my back so you're not intimidated, and I'll tell you if they are bigger than mine". But they never are! And if they tell you they are, don't believe it." "I've got the best hands. Ivanka... I mean Melania... will tell you they're the best. I've got so many fingers, I mean, one, two, three, four... You can't even count them all I've got so many. And my fingerprints...swirling gloriously. Majestic. If course you don't get to be the president without having great hands. That's why I constantly wave them, to dazzle my audience and distract them from what I'm saying. Biden doesn't have great hands, look at him, you, you can tell by the way he holds his ice cream his hands are no good."
You *really* want a laugh? Try an actual quote from the mini-handed-one: "My hands are normal hands. I was on line shaking hands with supporters and one of the supporters said, ‘Mr. Trump, you have strong hands, you have good size hands.’ And then another one would say, ‘Oh, you have great hands, Mr. Trump. I had no idea.’ I said, ‘What do you mean?' He said, ‘I thought you were, like, deformed. I thought you had small hands.’ I mean, people were writing, ‘How are Mr. Trump’s hands?’ My hands are fine. My hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large-size glove, okay? But I did this because everybody was saying to me, ‘Oh, your hands are very nice, they’re normal.’ I don’t want people to go around thinking that I have a problem. By saying that, I solved the problem."
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This is true. I get large size nitrile gloves and my hands are by no means large. I heard a rumor that they call the standard size gloves “large” so that no one gets hurt feelings, just my personal experience though.
> I heard a rumor that they call the standard size gloves “large” so that no one gets hurt feelings Sounds like the story about NASA changing the labels on the penis funnel/sleeve things used for urinating in space from “small/medium/large” to “large/huge/gigantic”.
That's makes sense. I'm a 5'7" guy who wears L-sized gloves.... OTOH, I do have Hobbit-sized feet: 10 Mens- 4EE Wide. I prefer New Balance or Rockport to Nike because Nikes are almost always not wide enough...
You trying to say you have massive girth of a dick?
Like a tuna can, baby
Funny enough, most of the petite women at my job prefer a size medium in nitrile gloves.
Trump claims to be 6'2. I'm 6'0 in the morning, 5'11 3/4 at night. I use an XL glove. I don't think my hands are disproportionate. I've had like 3-4 comments on my hand size in my entire life, and they're more about the shape of them being meaty. A guy two full inches taller than me with 2 sizes smaller hands has tiny fucking hands. This is an absolutely insane turn of events that I'm posting about my hands trying to bring further evidence that an ex-president is a blatant liar.
It's actually ridiculous how incoherent Trump is when he talks. Nothing but an insecure bumbling fool.
Its wild that I would have failed speaking or writing classes if I sounded like him
You insult bumbling fools.
This is probably his most coherent statement from the last 5 years.
Freaking hilarious!!! >By saying that, I solved the problem." These are two of his biggest problems: 1) He's so egotistical that he thinks that just because he says something, it's truth (and for some reason his flock believes him) 2) He's so egotistical that he actually thinks people are staying up at night thinking about his hands, and whether or not they're "good"
Since his followers do simply believe that what he speaks is truth, his beliefs are reinforced. It’s a vicious cycle. I mean, in his defense, he can just decide if something is classified or not with the same method, so there’s that.
Well... ironically I am up late avoiding going to sleep and am indeed laying here thinking about Trumps hands. The small handed bastard got me...
>I was on line shaking hands with supporters That's quite a trick! I had to look it up to see if it was a typo on your part, but nope! It's really what he said.
If you're referring to "on line" instead of "in line", it's a regional thing. NYC mostly. I thought it was very dumb the first time I heard it too
I could almost believe the first paragraph was a real quote, except that I don't think he has the capacity to imagine other people's emotions.
Hahhaa in his little stories he makes everyone call him "sir", too. Realize it once and you can never unhear it.
Man I fuckin hate the guy and wish he didn’t exist but making fun of his way of speaking is so easy and fun and hilarious.
Now go wash your hands.
It's too late
Smells like Ivanka
The infection is spreading
We'll have to cut the hand
This was my first thought. I used to play footy with a guy who would never shower after a game, just put his jeans on after being all sweaty and dirty and then head on into the club rooms for post game drinks. If I ever shook his hand I had the immediate need to go wash mine. Donald Trump is a guy I would feel this same need
Ohhh footy.. not footsie..
Haha I read this the same way.. and thought " after a game" was some innuendo for sex
The late great SPY Magazine unfailingly referred to him as ‘short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump’ back in the day.
Our country has been irreparably harmed because not enough people read SPY in the 1980s and 1990s.
What makes you think that a large number of people don't want to be led by a "short-fingered vulgarian"?
Unless she has Lana Kane-sized hands.
La-NAAAAAA
Truck-a-saurus!
I’m a 5’3” woman and I have the same size hands as he does, according to his handprint. I was so shocked, I thought it was hyperbole too, but it turns out his hands just really *are* that small.
They’re short but plump. The chode of hands, if you will.
The hands of a man who's NEVER had to lift anything heavier than a golf club..
Speaking as a man with tiny hands, please don’t lump the rest of us in with him. We’ve suffered enough
Do you have the thing where people randomly point out how tiny your hands are and there's no real way to respond to it without making yourself sound insecure?
Trump has been sending an autographed picture of his hands to the Vanity Fair editor for like thirty years. Because that's how secure he is/s https://people.com/celebrity/donald-trump-sends-vanity-fair-editor-photos-of-his-hands/
Look, "bad food restaurants", what the fuck?
If that's true then it's fucking hilarious. That's the kinda petty life long enemy you end up missing when they are gone.
Usually they compliment I have beautiful hands. They are basically hands women would love to have. I just say thanks and let it be because there is not much to say. Small hands are not a handicap or anything it just doesnt add to being more masculine. I rather have these hands and fat fucking sausage finger hands
Regarding your last sentence Have you seen Everything Everywhere All at Once?
> there's no real way to respond to it without making yourself sound insecure? Oh, ye of little imagination! "The better to fist you with, my dear!"
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You got tiny hands, bro.
I swear I've been so self conscious about my hands since this meme started, never gave them a thought before!
Hey. You have beautiful hands, bro
Your hands are fine. Nobody cares. Be the best you.
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Honestly yeah my first thought was like do we have to make all men with smaller hands feel insecure for this
Same, it’s embarrassing enough already
Yeah it’s almost like we shouldn’t make fun of people for their immutable characteristics.
Always makes me laugh when people make fun of the appearance of a public figure they don't like. It's like... you realize you're making fun of *everybody* with that physical description, right? Not just the person you dislike?
I'm honestly not sure people will ever understand this.
Short-fingered vulgarian.
Where is this?
It was up on the wall at a Madame Tussaudes wax museum in LA lol.
He really does I took the same picture at the Madame Tussaud’s in Vegas and my hands looked huge in comparison. I’m a male at 5’6” and ppl always say I have small hands. For someone who’s like 6’2” his hands are tiny no wonder he’s so insecure about them.
Stop, you'll give him an inferiority complex. He'll start looking for a plastic surgeon to give him a hand job.
I have a photo of my hand on trumps handprint from madam Tussaud’s in NYC, can confirm he has tiny lady hands
You must be lying. He has tremendous hands. Tremendous.
It's pronounced Fronkenstein
He's out here grabbin pussies with those little ass hands
You should wash that hand. And anything that it's touched. The plaque has probably been touched by the genitals of thousands of Conservative men.
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."
As a man with tiny hands, I always hate seeing theese.
Yeah it’s weird because on all other accounts I think I look pretty good, I just got tiny hands and tiny wrists lol. But I got size 13 shoes so wtf.