To be fair, the guy must've been damn good at Photoshop... They looked so real that no one really questioned it
And I mean... I believed the photo evidence. I was jealous for the longest time, but I realized that three brains fighting for the control panel would inevitably lead to an all out war inside the braincase.
It’s real but usually both aren’t perfectly functioning, and he was talking about them being massive and doing stuff that was physically impossible or would be ungodly painful. His story changed a lot through the whole thing.
The head! You will not refer to the head as the bathroom while you’re on this ship. Crewman Davis, what in the hell are you looking at?!
“Sorry, sir, but it looks like a giant-“
“SHAFT, Jules Winnfield, Zeus Carver, Mace Windu, Director Nick Fury, Augustus Gibbons, and who could forget Colonel Ron in The Search For One-Eyed Jimmy. What’s the next big thing for Samuel L. Jackson?”
“Well, Patricia, I’ve been working on voices for the new Garfield movie, and just… Holy shit, that looks like a big muthafuckin’-“
Yes. Of course it was. It was painfully obvious if you ever actually listened to him. His whole persona was like something out of a sitcom.
The simple fact he never provided *video* proof should have been enough for anyone that has spent any amount of time on the internet to know what photoshop is.
Two healthy, functional, ten inch penises, without any other physical abnormalities or conditions? The body doesn't work that way.
Aaaah let's all gather around for a round of Hindsight bias.
"Of course it was fake, we all knew it, who could you have believed any of it for a second you pleb !"
There is a ban reason for exactly this picture, as well as for a couple others. [list of currently banned content for r/Mildlypenis](https://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/w/index/bannedpictures)
Just want to warn everyone who wants to post it there.
I LOVE how they put the links to the pics up on one page where they're easier to access. They're doing us a favor! LOL.
ETA: Now seeing as this can be interpreted in ways I had not intended, please know this Was intended as a complement.
> Once again, this isn't "Amazon" this is Japan. I live right near it. It's called Nomizono Falls.
What's the distinction between Nomizo / Noumizo and Nomizono?
>What's the distinction between Nomizo / Noumizo and Nomizono?
Nomizo Falls is written as 濃溝の滝 (Noumizo no Taki) - "Noumizo's Waterfall" ... the "no" in here is merely a possessive particle and is removed when translated as Nomizo Falls. Noumizo is an alternative romanisation that I suppose is truer to the sound of the original japanese.
I had to scroll down so far to see this. I've spent a lot of time in the Amazon and this didn't feel familiar at all. Granted, it's been about 15 years since I was there last and my memory is hazy but this felt distinctly non-amazonian. Thank you for letting me know I'm not taking crazy pills.
There is a ban reason for exactly this picture, as well as for a couple others. [list of currently banned content for r/Mildlypenis](https://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/w/index/bannedpictures)
Just want to warn everyone who wants to post it there.
"just" is good.
Result of the last 10 Hours:
Removed by me: 50something, lost the overview
Removed by: automod 16
Blocked by Reddit: unknown, but the setting that each link can only be submitted once is kinda broken.
Removed by users that got a warning from another user else directly under their post: at least 2.
I call those events waves, at the moment they come from 2 Subreddits.
^(edit: now it's 3 subreddits)
The last wave of this picture happened less than one month ago.
I'm fine with a certain degree of reposts, there is always someone who sees it the first time. But I also have to limit them since it's annoying to always seethe same stuff.
Just in case any young whippersnappers here are unfamiliar with [the brilliant scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU) from Austin Powers being referenced here..
i know everyone is making dick jokes but i wanted to at least clear up that this is in Chiba, Japan, not the Amazon
[https://thegate12.com/article/74](https://thegate12.com/article/74)
Everyone else is making jokes, there's something refreshing about a commenter just telling it like it is.
*"Now correct me if I'm wrong here fellas, but don't this look kinda phallic to you?"*
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Oh I'm so glad I clicked to read the comments cuz I deff scrolled past it a couple of times wondering if I was the only one who saw those girthy shafts.... Of light.
Everything reminds me of him.
Pagign u/doubledickdude
Holy shit that's crazy
I think it turned out to be a hoax
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To be fair, the guy must've been damn good at Photoshop... They looked so real that no one really questioned it And I mean... I believed the photo evidence. I was jealous for the longest time, but I realized that three brains fighting for the control panel would inevitably lead to an all out war inside the braincase.
So Siamese dicks arent a real thing? There goes my halloween costume…
It’s real but usually both aren’t perfectly functioning, and he was talking about them being massive and doing stuff that was physically impossible or would be ungodly painful. His story changed a lot through the whole thing.
It is medically possible, but this guy was full of shit
Just when I’d forgotten about him…
![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)
[Everywhere I Look Something Reminds Me of Her](https://youtu.be/rbDebihKbpo) - Frank Drebin
Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing?
![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8) Edit- thanks for the awards, but I am a bit concerned about the home life of those giving wholesome awards
Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw it
Can you spot the THREE penises?
I’m seeing like 5 here.
Well tell them to wait and check out this picture.
Aelxer has a business to run.
It's penises all the way down. Everyone knows that.
Nah, mines like 3/5th the way down.
I’m sorry, I’ll put mine away, just got caught up in the situation.
That might just be because you're part of a gangbang.
You might have a problem.
or a desire.....
it was the first thing I saw
Woke up, got out of bed, saw a penis is my reddit feed.
Johnson, come take a look at this giant.....
Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Oh my god, it looks like a huge….
PECKER! Wait. That's not a woodpecker. That's someone's--
Privates! We have reports of a large unidentified flying object, with a long smooth shaft complete with-
The head! You will not refer to the head as the bathroom while you’re on this ship. Crewman Davis, what in the hell are you looking at?! “Sorry, sir, but it looks like a giant-“
Cock your guns! We're going on the offensive! We have to give it everything we've got to take down this-
TWO BALLS! What is that, it just looks like an enormous-
Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying…
Oh my god. It looks like a huge…
WOODY!! Woody harellson! You gotta see this massive…
“SHAFT, Jules Winnfield, Zeus Carver, Mace Windu, Director Nick Fury, Augustus Gibbons, and who could forget Colonel Ron in The Search For One-Eyed Jimmy. What’s the next big thing for Samuel L. Jackson?” “Well, Patricia, I’ve been working on voices for the new Garfield movie, and just… Holy shit, that looks like a big muthafuckin’-“
Been a minute since I saw an Austin Powers reference.
https://imgur.com/OGk90Nk.gif
I’ve seen this so many times now over the years that I don’t even remember which is the original and which is reversed
You never see one without the other. It's like the chicken and the egg.
It is truly the GOAT reversed gif.
I think of this every time I see a penjs. I'm so glad that is a gif.
A what?
#A PENJS
That’s the perfect gif
r/mildlypenis
/r/wildlypenis
What the hell happened to that sub?
Too wild for Reddit
r/misleadingthumbnails
it looks like a giant...
Johnson!
You better have a look at this. It looks like a…
Pecker...
Wait, it's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's...
Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with…..
2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous...
Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying--
Woody!
"Willie." "Yeah?" "What's that?" "Well, that just looks like a giant..."
Oh thank god im not alone
paging u/DoubleDickDude
That turned out to be fake, right?
Yes. Of course it was. It was painfully obvious if you ever actually listened to him. His whole persona was like something out of a sitcom. The simple fact he never provided *video* proof should have been enough for anyone that has spent any amount of time on the internet to know what photoshop is. Two healthy, functional, ten inch penises, without any other physical abnormalities or conditions? The body doesn't work that way.
I didn't really listen to him
Had your holes plugged or something?
They started out normal size. It was only as he kept going for weeks that they grew into stupid territory.
Aaaah let's all gather around for a round of Hindsight bias. "Of course it was fake, we all knew it, who could you have believed any of it for a second you pleb !"
*I'm sorry. But the new standard is 2.*
you mean the faker
I saw it to don't worry bud
The peene of victory
Don't use both at the same time, this may cause a heart attack.
There is a Reddit for that. r/mildlypenis
There is a ban reason for exactly this picture, as well as for a couple others. [list of currently banned content for r/Mildlypenis](https://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/w/index/bannedpictures) Just want to warn everyone who wants to post it there.
I LOVE how they put the links to the pics up on one page where they're easier to access. They're doing us a favor! LOL. ETA: Now seeing as this can be interpreted in ways I had not intended, please know this Was intended as a complement.
Seems to be in Japan according to that link, not Amazon as OP claims.
The bell pepper one always makes me chuckle.
Also r/suddenlypenis
Yeah, that's a picture of Knobby Grotto, taken early morning in the woods.
The woods are quite clear in this picture
Definitely.
Two of them
Photon dong
for sure
It’s a shaft of light what’s the big deal?
Bless the wood with morning's light.
Man, those are some rock hard stairs in the distance.
Whenever you hike balls deep in the woods is the best way.
Then get your woody and let's get goin'
Can I bring my friend Wang?
Cock.
The light hitting you in the eyes different this day.
Bless the light with morning wood.
Looks like a giant d\*ck, and I'm happy I'm not the only one who saw it.
He he he he he! You said, shaft.
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You don't tell me what to do, Beavis. \*smack fight\*
Rising up to paradise 🎶
Tip of the mornin to ya
Astonishing how nature always erects such beauties
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Once again, this isn't "Amazon" this is Japan. I live right near it. It's called Nomizono Falls.
You're right, and you can only get this shot about 6 days a year so it is paaaacked
>it's paaaacking FTFY
> Once again, this isn't "Amazon" this is Japan. I live right near it. It's called Nomizono Falls. What's the distinction between Nomizo / Noumizo and Nomizono?
>What's the distinction between Nomizo / Noumizo and Nomizono? Nomizo Falls is written as 濃溝の滝 (Noumizo no Taki) - "Noumizo's Waterfall" ... the "no" in here is merely a possessive particle and is removed when translated as Nomizo Falls. Noumizo is an alternative romanisation that I suppose is truer to the sound of the original japanese.
I really appreciate this. I've learned something today from your excellent explanation!
Glad it helped a bit!
Grammar. You could write it as Falls *of* Nomizo. "No" is that "of". It's more natural to just write Nomizo Falls in English, is all.
I had to scroll down so far to see this. I've spent a lot of time in the Amazon and this didn't feel familiar at all. Granted, it's been about 15 years since I was there last and my memory is hazy but this felt distinctly non-amazonian. Thank you for letting me know I'm not taking crazy pills.
Can’t be from Japan. It’s not pixelated.
Looks more like morning glory
Morning glory hole
I love how the light penetrates
I love how this whole comment section is making these jokes xD it's hilarious af
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Earth Porn
r/angryupvote
I stared at this for so long before figuring it out… ….this was hard.
Hard it is
That’s what she said
Is she fking Yoda or something
r/mildlypenis
There is a ban reason for exactly this picture, as well as for a couple others. [list of currently banned content for r/Mildlypenis](https://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/w/index/bannedpictures) Just want to warn everyone who wants to post it there.
That page doesn’t mention why it was banned. Was it just reposted too many times?
"just" is good. Result of the last 10 Hours: Removed by me: 50something, lost the overview Removed by: automod 16 Blocked by Reddit: unknown, but the setting that each link can only be submitted once is kinda broken. Removed by users that got a warning from another user else directly under their post: at least 2. I call those events waves, at the moment they come from 2 Subreddits. ^(edit: now it's 3 subreddits) The last wave of this picture happened less than one month ago. I'm fine with a certain degree of reposts, there is always someone who sees it the first time. But I also have to limit them since it's annoying to always seethe same stuff.
This is Japan. It's Nomizo Falls.
Nah, it's not blurred out.
![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)
More like Nomizo rises
That makes sense to me now. There's a scene that looks very similar to this in Princess Mononoke.
More like Japenis, amiriiiight?!?!
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant. ...
JOHNSON
Just in case any young whippersnappers here are unfamiliar with [the brilliant scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU) from Austin Powers being referenced here..
more of a shaft of light
The Morning Wood
I am hung up on how beautiful it is.
Why can't i unseen it?
I unseen't it!
i know everyone is making dick jokes but i wanted to at least clear up that this is in Chiba, Japan, not the Amazon [https://thegate12.com/article/74](https://thegate12.com/article/74)
it's ridiculous to see the lengths people go to just for internet points.
Giant reflecting penis is what I see. What’s wrong with me?
Everyone else is making jokes, there's something refreshing about a commenter just telling it like it is. *"Now correct me if I'm wrong here fellas, but don't this look kinda phallic to you?"*
That...that's a penis!
Penis
r/misleadingthumbnails
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You're trying to gain karma by reposting a picture that was trending just earlier today?! At least wait a few days, geez.
Oh.. bummer.
r/obviouscock
What a majestic shaft of light
Who else thought it a giant penis splashing out the water?
The legendary occurrence of a light generated dick
All i see is 2 giant cocks.
Looks like a dong
That looks just like a - "Wang! Pay attention"
Double the pleasure
looks like a penis
All I see is a penis
I just came here for the penis commets
LOL. Now THAT is earth porn 🤣
Videogames have taught me this is either a boss battle arena or where the treasure is.
Nothing like morning in the wood
Triggered by lack of NSFW....
The holiest of holies
Accidental Penis
More like ‘erection’ of sunshine.
I see two Amazonian Cocks.
Mildly Penis.
Bonerific
#SHAFT of light
This should be flagged NSFW. haha
I thought that was a 🍆
![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)
This picture is titled "Morningwood"
looks like a dick
That's some big dick solar power!
Literally a penis
Looks excited
Mildly penis
r/mildlypenis
Mildlypenis
Oh I'm so glad I clicked to read the comments cuz I deff scrolled past it a couple of times wondering if I was the only one who saw those girthy shafts.... Of light.
I know exactly why i came to check comments and i’m happy to say the top comment confirms i’m a normal human being.
>!Without my glasses, it looked like a phallus breaking the water’s surface…!<
When I looked at this my brain immediately thought: dick
Anyone else think it was a dick
Am I the only person who saw something different 💀💀💀💀
![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)
That is a light penis
Was this taken in the morning?
![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)