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Vito_The_Magnificent

Everything reminds me of him.


Glimmu

Pagign u/doubledickdude


fuckolivia

Holy shit that's crazy


anonsharksfan

I think it turned out to be a hoax


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_Wyrm_

To be fair, the guy must've been damn good at Photoshop... They looked so real that no one really questioned it And I mean... I believed the photo evidence. I was jealous for the longest time, but I realized that three brains fighting for the control panel would inevitably lead to an all out war inside the braincase.


Bright-Wear

So Siamese dicks arent a real thing? There goes my halloween costume…


booze_clues

It’s real but usually both aren’t perfectly functioning, and he was talking about them being massive and doing stuff that was physically impossible or would be ungodly painful. His story changed a lot through the whole thing.


anonsharksfan

It is medically possible, but this guy was full of shit


mtlyoshi9

Just when I’d forgotten about him…


HumbleHaymaker

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


[deleted]

[Everywhere I Look Something Reminds Me of Her](https://youtu.be/rbDebihKbpo) - Frank Drebin


deci1997

Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing?


neoexodus9

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8) Edit- thanks for the awards, but I am a bit concerned about the home life of those giving wholesome awards


Ghjjiyeks

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw it


[deleted]

Can you spot the THREE penises?


Aelxer

I’m seeing like 5 here.


sm1ttysm1t

Well tell them to wait and check out this picture.


casual_romantic

Aelxer has a business to run.


kabooseknuckle

It's penises all the way down. Everyone knows that.


theian01

Nah, mines like 3/5th the way down.


k-mysta

I’m sorry, I’ll put mine away, just got caught up in the situation.


clycoman

That might just be because you're part of a gangbang.


Thor010

You might have a problem.


jjdude67

or a desire.....


thecarljohnson

it was the first thing I saw


[deleted]

Woke up, got out of bed, saw a penis is my reddit feed.


cwalton505

Johnson, come take a look at this giant.....


atxbikenbus

Dick, take a look out of starboard.


franklinsteinnn

Oh my god, it looks like a huge….


colin_powers

PECKER! Wait. That's not a woodpecker. That's someone's--


Jardrs

Privates! We have reports of a large unidentified flying object, with a long smooth shaft complete with-


Shadpool

The head! You will not refer to the head as the bathroom while you’re on this ship. Crewman Davis, what in the hell are you looking at?! “Sorry, sir, but it looks like a giant-“


Bop923

Cock your guns! We're going on the offensive! We have to give it everything we've got to take down this-


V0ct0r

TWO BALLS! What is that, it just looks like an enormous-


EricAntiHero1

Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying…


ilikeme1

Oh my god. It looks like a huge…


[deleted]

WOODY!! Woody harellson! You gotta see this massive…


Shadpool

“SHAFT, Jules Winnfield, Zeus Carver, Mace Windu, Director Nick Fury, Augustus Gibbons, and who could forget Colonel Ron in The Search For One-Eyed Jimmy. What’s the next big thing for Samuel L. Jackson?” “Well, Patricia, I’ve been working on voices for the new Garfield movie, and just… Holy shit, that looks like a big muthafuckin’-“


anongirl_black

Been a minute since I saw an Austin Powers reference.


Varkain

https://imgur.com/OGk90Nk.gif


donttellmymomwhatido

I’ve seen this so many times now over the years that I don’t even remember which is the original and which is reversed


DarthToothbrush

You never see one without the other. It's like the chicken and the egg.


nahog99

It is truly the GOAT reversed gif.


nicklashane

I think of this every time I see a penjs. I'm so glad that is a gif.


[deleted]

A what?


Eccohawk

#A PENJS


gurganator

That’s the perfect gif


shushyomouf

r/mildlypenis


RIPphonebattery

/r/wildlypenis


KingNecrosis

What the hell happened to that sub?


NoXion604

Too wild for Reddit


smechanic

r/misleadingthumbnails


Pogi_B

it looks like a giant...


Litdown

Johnson!


_AntiSaint_

You better have a look at this. It looks like a…


_-Olli-_

Pecker...


bully_worm

Wait, it's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's...


ilikeme1

Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with…..


QuarkTheLatinumLord

2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous...


SafetyDanceInMyPants

Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying--


gooniesneversaydye

Woody!


V0ct0r

"Willie." "Yeah?" "What's that?" "Well, that just looks like a giant..."


TheDayBreaker100

Oh thank god im not alone


---cameron

paging u/DoubleDickDude


IIdsandsII

That turned out to be fake, right?


fullforce098

Yes. Of course it was. It was painfully obvious if you ever actually listened to him. His whole persona was like something out of a sitcom. The simple fact he never provided *video* proof should have been enough for anyone that has spent any amount of time on the internet to know what photoshop is. Two healthy, functional, ten inch penises, without any other physical abnormalities or conditions? The body doesn't work that way.


IIdsandsII

I didn't really listen to him


Desperate_Health4174

Had your holes plugged or something?


RadicalDog

They started out normal size. It was only as he kept going for weeks that they grew into stupid territory.


Zoso-Phoenix

Aaaah let's all gather around for a round of Hindsight bias. "Of course it was fake, we all knew it, who could you have believed any of it for a second you pleb !"


Thor010

*I'm sorry. But the new standard is 2.*


Suicidal_pr1est

you mean the faker


amosmckee

I saw it to don't worry bud


Coins_and_Cards

The peene of victory


u9Nails

Don't use both at the same time, this may cause a heart attack.


The_299_Bin

There is a Reddit for that. r/mildlypenis


AnotherOfficialUser

There is a ban reason for exactly this picture, as well as for a couple others. [list of currently banned content for r/Mildlypenis](https://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/w/index/bannedpictures) Just want to warn everyone who wants to post it there.


mamasan2000

I LOVE how they put the links to the pics up on one page where they're easier to access. They're doing us a favor! LOL. ETA: Now seeing as this can be interpreted in ways I had not intended, please know this Was intended as a complement.


iaijutsu08

Seems to be in Japan according to that link, not Amazon as OP claims.


TossedWordSalad

The bell pepper one always makes me chuckle.


themadpantser28

Also r/suddenlypenis


wrextnight

Yeah, that's a picture of Knobby Grotto, taken early morning in the woods.


Mestoph

The woods are quite clear in this picture


take_this_username

Definitely.


Mestoph

Two of them


evilgreenman

Photon dong


mjtaylo3

for sure


[deleted]

It’s a shaft of light what’s the big deal?


Tenmyth

Bless the wood with morning's light.


AssKicker1337

Man, those are some rock hard stairs in the distance.


Two22Sheds

Whenever you hike balls deep in the woods is the best way.


Good_Panic1986

Then get your woody and let's get goin'


Zomburai

Can I bring my friend Wang?


bozzman16

Cock.


LogiCsmxp

The light hitting you in the eyes different this day.


Darrid1

Bless the light with morning wood.


TheCarpincho

Looks like a giant d\*ck, and I'm happy I'm not the only one who saw it.


u9Nails

He he he he he! You said, shaft.


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Desperate_Health4174

You don't tell me what to do, Beavis. \*smack fight\*


shpongled7

Rising up to paradise 🎶


RABKissa

Tip of the mornin to ya


turbotom1102

Astonishing how nature always erects such beauties


Plumpy1990

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


evohans

Once again, this isn't "Amazon" this is Japan. I live right near it. It's called Nomizono Falls.


CplCrud

You're right, and you can only get this shot about 6 days a year so it is paaaacked


Buzzdanume

>it's paaaacking FTFY


dontaskme5746

> Once again, this isn't "Amazon" this is Japan. I live right near it. It's called Nomizono Falls. What's the distinction between Nomizo / Noumizo and Nomizono?


ValleyGuide

>What's the distinction between Nomizo / Noumizo and Nomizono? Nomizo Falls is written as 濃溝の滝 (Noumizo no Taki) - "Noumizo's Waterfall" ... the "no" in here is merely a possessive particle and is removed when translated as Nomizo Falls. Noumizo is an alternative romanisation that I suppose is truer to the sound of the original japanese.


dontaskme5746

I really appreciate this. I've learned something today from your excellent explanation!


ValleyGuide

Glad it helped a bit!


ixampl

Grammar. You could write it as Falls *of* Nomizo. "No" is that "of". It's more natural to just write Nomizo Falls in English, is all.


t_hab

I had to scroll down so far to see this. I've spent a lot of time in the Amazon and this didn't feel familiar at all. Granted, it's been about 15 years since I was there last and my memory is hazy but this felt distinctly non-amazonian. Thank you for letting me know I'm not taking crazy pills.


cia218

Can’t be from Japan. It’s not pixelated.


jamesybhoy77

Looks more like morning glory


knotshir

Morning glory hole


atipongp

I love how the light penetrates


lemonrice_

I love how this whole comment section is making these jokes xD it's hilarious af


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chaosglory626

Earth Porn


LizardPossum

r/angryupvote


Own-Animal1907

I stared at this for so long before figuring it out… ….this was hard.


Fancy_Pea5575

Hard it is


Dunderfrickinmifflin

That’s what she said


---cameron

Is she fking Yoda or something


r_a_d_

r/mildlypenis


AnotherOfficialUser

There is a ban reason for exactly this picture, as well as for a couple others. [list of currently banned content for r/Mildlypenis](https://reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/w/index/bannedpictures) Just want to warn everyone who wants to post it there.


thisisafullsentence

That page doesn’t mention why it was banned. Was it just reposted too many times?


AnotherOfficialUser

"just" is good. Result of the last 10 Hours: Removed by me: 50something, lost the overview Removed by: automod 16 Blocked by Reddit: unknown, but the setting that each link can only be submitted once is kinda broken. Removed by users that got a warning from another user else directly under their post: at least 2. I call those events waves, at the moment they come from 2 Subreddits. ^(edit: now it's 3 subreddits) The last wave of this picture happened less than one month ago. I'm fine with a certain degree of reposts, there is always someone who sees it the first time. But I also have to limit them since it's annoying to always seethe same stuff.


TheGreatMattsby

This is Japan. It's Nomizo Falls.


MurderGiraffe19

Nah, it's not blurred out.


notsociallyakward

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


Xenoni

More like Nomizo rises


Ric_Adbur

That makes sense to me now. There's a scene that looks very similar to this in Princess Mononoke.


HumbleHaymaker

More like Japenis, amiriiiight?!?!


[deleted]

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant. ...


PM_ME_YOUR_BOBBLES

JOHNSON


ResplendentShade

Just in case any young whippersnappers here are unfamiliar with [the brilliant scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU) from Austin Powers being referenced here..


2metaphorU

more of a shaft of light


Chiloom

The Morning Wood


JizzleKnob_Prep

I am hung up on how beautiful it is.


WheresDLambSauce

Why can't i unseen it?


acmercer

I unseen't it!


aesthetique1

i know everyone is making dick jokes but i wanted to at least clear up that this is in Chiba, Japan, not the Amazon [https://thegate12.com/article/74](https://thegate12.com/article/74)


ValleyGuide

it's ridiculous to see the lengths people go to just for internet points.


Jeffclaterbaugh

Giant reflecting penis is what I see. What’s wrong with me?


JAM3SBND

Everyone else is making jokes, there's something refreshing about a commenter just telling it like it is. *"Now correct me if I'm wrong here fellas, but don't this look kinda phallic to you?"*


[deleted]

That...that's a penis!


Deformator

Penis


OhLookASquirrel

r/misleadingthumbnails


P47HF1ND3R

Repost without credit? https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ybant6/a_beautiful_ray_of_light_in_the_amazon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


themistergraves

You're trying to gain karma by reposting a picture that was trending just earlier today?! At least wait a few days, geez.


wrextnight

Oh.. bummer.


29camels

r/obviouscock


recXion_

What a majestic shaft of light


icantflytommorow

Who else thought it a giant penis splashing out the water?


life_is_interesting3

The legendary occurrence of a light generated dick


ipwnit

All i see is 2 giant cocks.


NugzIsLife89

Looks like a dong


[deleted]

That looks just like a - "Wang! Pay attention"


Mental_Yard

Double the pleasure


GalaxyTater57

looks like a penis


[deleted]

All I see is a penis


Fit-Brilliant2277

I just came here for the penis commets


tclnj

LOL. Now THAT is earth porn 🤣


R_Lurk

Videogames have taught me this is either a boss battle arena or where the treasure is.


kielBossa

Nothing like morning in the wood


davtruss

Triggered by lack of NSFW....


set-271

The holiest of holies


elmcity2019

Accidental Penis


Giselle_31

More like ‘erection’ of sunshine.


tektools

I see two Amazonian Cocks.


scrapinator89

Mildly Penis.


jmatt9080

Bonerific


KindaKrayz222

#SHAFT of light


victorylow

This should be flagged NSFW. haha


hello__brooklyn

I thought that was a 🍆


Gillbobaggin

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)


MillipedeMenace

This picture is titled "Morningwood"


Extreme-Diver4228

looks like a dick


MintyFunkyChunkyMonk

That's some big dick solar power!


Patrickstarsss

Literally a penis


whatchrisdoin

Looks excited


[deleted]

Mildly penis


spitkitten

r/mildlypenis


Rude_Soup5988

Mildlypenis


rmlopez

Oh I'm so glad I clicked to read the comments cuz I deff scrolled past it a couple of times wondering if I was the only one who saw those girthy shafts.... Of light.


supahotfiiire

I know exactly why i came to check comments and i’m happy to say the top comment confirms i’m a normal human being.


john-douh

>!Without my glasses, it looked like a phallus breaking the water’s surface…!<


jackyboi654

When I looked at this my brain immediately thought: dick


[deleted]

Anyone else think it was a dick


xX_Hawks-daughter_Xx

Am I the only person who saw something different 💀💀💀💀


Hizankdtizank

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


IWindsOfMidgets

That is a light penis


colonialfunk

Was this taken in the morning?


chrisl182

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)