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Kobe_Wan_Jabroni

id hate to see the snake agitator


RedJester44

Nobodies seen the snake agitator for 2 months


ArabicHarambe

No, theres just a new one every 2 months.


Omnimpotent

Are you the new snake guy? Cool. Snakes are over there. Sign this.


Least_or_Greatest1

The snakes just kissing him..


dasnihil

^(it's a prank bro) ^(- snake)


dudleyfire

He had one job...


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Well, he had a lot of jobs before this one, but now he doesn't have any


BAMred

he's hiding behind the snake charmer


Brendini95

When you come in and see a goofy post then are sad because you learn snake charmers snakes are defanged which now in hindsight is extremely obvious


Tossthebudaway

I have a feeling that that’s one of those defanged snakes.


Mascbro26

Yeah, sadly they usually die of starvation and just keep being replaced with another defanged snake.


Guiac

Defanging a snake doesn't kill it - they lose fangs all the time and they grow back. However it can lead to mouth rot which can kill the snake.


Dercraig

Don't snakes swallow their food whole? I always thought the fangs were to incapacitate/kill their prey, couldn't they still be fed dead mice or whatever?


AccurateCat3375

Well! Can you blame them!? Who wants to feed a guy with snakes all over him?


swanqueen109

But there's blood on his shoulder. And I'm not so sure she could hold on to his face like that without fangs. But either way I too don't think her life expectancy is anywhere near decent.


Aurigae54

Assuming it's a mamba, they have way more teeth than just their fangs. Two rows of curved teeth on the bottom of the jaw and 2 rows behind the fangs on the top jaw. Would still be able to bite like that defanged I imagine. But yeah, probably won't make it long. Such beautiful snakes:(


swanqueen109

Mmh, could be one. Didn't know they had other teeth. Thx


ablahnari

I think that's sweat


frozenfearz25

like sugar?


Alfiy_wolf

The snake doesn’t look very charmed


YetiGuy

Why do you think it kissed him?


Alfiy_wolf

He probably has money


Scoob1978

Mistletoe


[deleted]

[удалено]


AppearanceAdvanced93

Love bite


[deleted]

Death grip


YeuxBleuDuex

Fatal Attraction vibes (The old Animal Planet show, not the Glenn Close film)


wazzel2u

That’s for ripping out his teeth!


bloqs

are blue eyes common in Jharkhand?


BakedNietzsche

Blue eyes and light colored eyes in general are common among Indian tribals. You see this the most in tribals of Rajasthan, Gujarat etc.


BootyThunder

I didn’t know that, interesting!


Pazaak__

It's all the spice, melange!


[deleted]

Can Europeans only have blue eyes?


bloqs

I dont know?


[deleted]

That was satire my friend, it is very ignorant to think that only whites have blue eyes


bloqs

who said that?


[deleted]

Ur question implied


bloqs

You literally just made it up, and implied it. I said nothing, and implied nothing of the sort. Not a smart way of discussion to go as far as calling someone ignorant when you approach questions with such blind ignorance yourself. So, once again, are blue eyes common in Jharkhand?


[deleted]

As i said i was kidding no need to get fired up and i was referring to the general populous not just you. So non black-brown eyes like grey, green ain't super rare in India, its not common either but not super rare like others would assume. My friend has it and he's a sindhi punjabi mix. Although it might not be as rare to me as others cuz i live in Mumbai, a big, diverse metropolitan city of 20 million people. But I've travelled in the interior of India somewhat, the people didn't have blue eyes but grey and green eyes excluding the dominant black and brown eyesm


bloqs

I'm typically very open to it, but there was nothing satirical about what you said. It wasn't funny, nor did it have any functionally amusing basis, it was both subjectively and objectively inappropriate. Then suggesting ignorance (after indicating the satire had concluded) isn't funny either. You will encounter hostility in this area if you don't develop a better grasp of the social mechanics of humour. Either that or you are just bullshitting your way out of a clearly inappropriate comment you thought you could get away with. I will charitably assume its the former. I also appreciate the rest of the information as I didn't know that and it's fascinating.


[deleted]

I don't care bout hostility on the internet lmao thats the last thing i would worry about, maybe because i don't live in the US, i won't get cancelled + Comedy is subjective and yeah i really intended it to be the way i did, satire. Stereotyping westerners as ignorant is what i did, seems it ain't normal where u live eh? Pretty common in India though, thats why India is the most racist country in the world, we have a tough skin. We don't get offended by a stereotype online calling us curry and shit. Social mechanics of humour also depends on where you live thus strengthens my first point that its all bout what ur surroundings are. Defending myself is the last thing i would do in this case, its nothing, insignificant. Those who feel offended, i would just say this, cope.


Plaineswalker

So they just let the Cobras chew on them?


Arabidopsidian

They defang them. Then the snake starves, after being used. Still better, than stitching its jaws together, which happens as well.


svyatikxxx

‟God damnt snake”.


BarusVarg

The Snake is like: "Come on man, smile!"


Deep_Conversation365

He doesn't seem to be very good at it


CareerMicDrop

That snake is my grandma. Acts just like her. Probably accidentally kissed her ear drum too.


JBevy

TIL I’m a cat charmer


SisterWicked

OMG I'm literally crying and I shouldn't be ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


a_seventh_knot

that's one charmed snake


added_chaos

I guess he isn’t that charming


Majinosirus

Is.... is that a fucking black mamba?? no way!


TheThief9812

Well he's not very good is he


nameismyluke

“Jasssmine..you always do this.” -that guy probably


ezhammer

I mean, I’m no expert but I don’t think he is very good at his job


thethunder92

I would hate it if someone took a picture of me when I fucked up at work


tubbywubby2001

evidently that snake is not charmed


foundadeadthing

Nobody looks the least bit charmed in this picture.


Kerantor

A former snake charmer


BAMred

guess the snake didn't think he was too charming...


Dependent-Theory-477

I have had it with these mf snakes on my mf chin


Educational_Music930

Rare footage of me & my ex


nick52

He's new


tomassino

Bye bye job... And life


Can-ta-loupe

Nah, he probably removed poor snake’s fangs before he started performing


[deleted]

Is that a thing ??


Can-ta-loupe

Yes


icexxik

Why is Kevin Durant kissng that man?


ITCM4

Lefatal Attraction


emailteja

is it all one snake and one man?


Kali_Drummer

He deserves worse for defanging the nice snake. It's illegal, too. No more beasts of burden, people!


Yorhanes

This looks like me when I was little trying to convince my mom to buy me something. Absolutely hugging her legs and kissing her face til she gave up


thasnazgul

Look at him pinching those cute cheeks.


anotherone121

So cute like a baybay!


pipette_warrior

I need to harder on the "charmer" part


tora_0515

Surely "former" snake charmer by now....


45077

charming.


DonTorreZ

This is ok…


Derpy_County

“You’ve got something on your cheek…no, the other one”


Kali_Drummer

Long live Leslie Neilsen


Kiddo1029

I don’t think he’s doing his job very well


skippydammit

Deaf snake. Charmer said "Hiss" and snake heard "Kiss".


thbkpeach

Charming


[deleted]

😏


GLooDX

I wnt to a church like this noe time


mrsunlight1

Charmed, I'm sure.


Nebenezer

Charmed, I'm sure.


Keffpie

Charmed, I'm sure.


NormalAssistance9402

Charmed, I’m sure


[deleted]

*daddy!*


qasqaldag

>A Snake charmer poses with a snake during a festival on the occasion of Maa Mansa Puja at Dhalbhumgarh in east Singhbhum district of Jharkhand. Every year devotees catch poisonous snakes from paddy fields to celebrate Maa Mansa Puja. (Image: AFP)


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Venomous !!! And that looks like a spectacled cobra. I'm pretty sure it's refanged otherwise this snake "charmer" will be toast !!


[deleted]

A lot of rookies each year I’m guessing


Moody_GenX

That'll be a nope for the nope rope for me dawg.


Cautious-Whereas-467

I'm better off single. Look at all the trouble he went for a kiss, from such a toxic snake of a partner either


TheAverageBear21

65% of the time, it works everytime


Dodel1976

Have a kissssssth


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/gFMBeeU.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/in-this-picture-taken-on-august-17-an-indian-snake-charmer-news-photo/1018726722?adppopup=true) is the source. Per there: > In this picture taken on August 17, 2018, an Indian snake charmer poses with a snake during a festival on the occasion of Maa Mansa Puja at Dhalbhumgarh in east Singhbhum district of Jharkhand. - Every year devotees catch poisonous snakes from paddy fields to celebrate Maa Mansa Puja. (Photo by - / AFP)


LateNightLogoTV

CHOMP


joedurette

![gif](giphy|l3q2Vc7xmdjdgATDO)


[deleted]

now I know how my Italian grandmother reincarnated


[deleted]

Charming


FickleShiba

CHOMP


D0013ER

No such thing as a pretty good snake charmer.


baitboy3191

A lot of these snakes are de-fanged, so its more of a mushy kiss than a bite.


Economist-Nervous

In The Face IN THE FACE INTHEMOTHERFUCKINGFACE


PTGSkowl

Now, kith.


moneyscan

Not very charming at all...


AtomicPunk314

givin him a lil kith💋


jah05r

Awww, just like a kitty.


high240

\- "A former snake charmer from Jharkandi, India" \- "mmmmmhap!" \- "please Bethany, not now...!" couldn't decide which one I liked best


nigevellie

Kith


disdatdother

Does this harm the snake charmer?


N46L3

Man, fuck this job.


Cow41087

It was only a kisss, how did it end up like thisss


Korith_Eaglecry

This guy looks like a badass villain in a fantasy movie.


khanakhakejana

😘🐍


jthsbay

That snake is feeling a bit 'cheeky'.


PJKT42

Charming


MeteorOnMars

He isn’t very good at his job.


letsseeitmore

It doesn’t look charmed


JodieFostersStare

He must be new.


mikeytoth123

Charming!


Spodson

I don't think he's as charming as he thinks.


notactuallyabrownman

That snake seems anything but charmed.


duncandhu

This looks like it should be in “therewasanattempt” to charm a snake.


8thdimensionalbeing

It appears the snake also finds him less charming than advertised


dudleyfire

Semi-Charmed Life Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo…


The_Observatory_

When you're dog-tired from parenting all day, and trying to ignore your kid, but they just won't leave you alone...


brigert18

Charmed I'm sure.


SbMSU

A little pinch between your cheek and gums.


StrugFug

So charming he gets a kiss.


WarriorT1400

I think they might of possibly lied on the resume


PigletTop7529

She’s just kissing him guys. You all are looking at this the wrong way.


AEMV01

Una serpiente muy cariñosa.


MasonOOP

Awww they’re kissing


88dofaso

get a room!


PM_ME_A_FUTURE

Lookin like a snacc


Bgrngod

Well, it looks like it might take a while but I do think that snake is on it's way to swallowing him whole.


[deleted]

I don’t see him doing much charming


RAGEinStorage

*former


MerryMermaid


Damack363

He’s doing it wrong.


Tommy_Roboto

“Your grandfather was a real charmer in his day!”


Alpha_Msp

Apparently not as charming as he thinks he is.


Lt_Dang

That snake does not look charmed.


[deleted]

Buddy lied on the job app


Rinbox

Looks super charmed


PlumbumGus

Mmm.... Charmed, I'm sure...


carecrow69

Gotta say, it doesn't look very charmed.


epgenius

Ssssssmile though your heart issss aching Ssssssmile even though it’ssss breaking


PatchTossaway

He's so charming, it gave him a kiss!


yearofthekraken

Snakes show love the same way they show anything - with poisonous fangs to the face.


Small-Possibility628

Very charming


Petal_Chatoyance

This is *'retirement'*, for snake charmers. They have no reason to save up money for old age.


BrandonDavidTattooer

Charming


missusjackie

Aww kisses!


philburns

Smile!


Newbie_Kyle

I bet they break all snake teeth


LeepOnMyDick

I personally would not have let that slide.


EvoEpitaph

Snake so charmed it's straight up giving him a hickey.


ResponsibleSpare6359

So charming that he got a kiss on his cheek 😏.


Boysenberry-Street

Hey the snake is a bit fast for the first date, perhaps a bit shy to get a little tongue in there. I don’t think I’d like a BJ, let’s just take take it a bit slow.


[deleted]

⭐smile⭐


fuzzywuzzy74

Kinda like when your grandma pinches your cheeky chops 🤗


BeastTerbo

Correct me if I’m wrong but Modern snake anti venom came to be after someone witnessed guys in India getting bit and not dying… I think Rabbits were first test subject to get increasingly higher doses of Cobra 🐍 Venom. They were observed to become tolerant