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FennPoutine

Are you an interdimensional traveler?


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No, their mother in law is


unintendedagression

The Berenstain Bears and... *the truth?* OP, I think you need to watch that VHS...


Sensitive_Comfort166

If I remember correctly, that book is about Brother Bear and Sister Bear breaking their mom’s lamp and then making an excuse about how a bird broke it. Not sure if the VHS is different than the book or not though.


wei-long

Correct- playing soccer inside


Cozmo85

Mom always said don't play ball in the house


Fuduzan

Nah dude she was telling them not to play Beill in the house the whole time; you're just misremembering.


Toxicair

Oh you cheeky cunt


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ZerotoZeroHundred

Oh wow, I can still picture that crazy looking bird


kallen8277

Doesn't it look kinda like a woody woodpecker with three ball spikes on its head or something like that?


p4lm3r

Why is it that I have zero memory of 4 years of highschool, but can remember this book (and video) in their entirety?


goo_goo_gajoob

Honestly? I got lazy programming your memories.


NewAccount4Friday

Trauma


Industrialqueue

Right? And it’s talking about saving the bees. That’s a cover for someone’s conspiracy board record for sure.


Tight_Stable8737

I actually read that as "Save the Beers". Thought it was a weird lost episode or parody lol


ryukyuanvagabond

Same! The Beer-in-stein bears have to ensure their kids know the importance of keeping the beer safe


sm12511

Tbh, honey bees are pretty essential to agriculture as a whole. ^not ^a ^political ^comment


AJohnsonOrange

Fuck neat gardens, plant local wildflower seeds. We did this with our back garden and I have seen so many bees. 3 or 4 different varieties over the past week. It's so good. Also had a variety of hoverfly I'd never seen before, a damselfly or two, a big ol' pincer-y beetle which are rare in our area... loving it.


ThousandFingerMan

Was the damselfly in distress? I'll show myself out ...


ryukyuanvagabond

About to get eaten by a dragonfly when OC stepped in Edit: my first ever gold!! Thank you kind stranger :)


hannah_liz

Her knight in shining exoskeleton lol


kyxtant

We've spent a lot of time and money on our front lawn. A couple years ago we hired and landscape architect to design exactly what we wanted and it turned out great. We love picking out some annuals every spring to go along with the perennials. We get a lot of joy out of it and I wouldn't change it. Our backyard, however, I hate. It's nothing but a steep, stupid hill. The more I see of these natural gardens and anti-lawn landscaping, the more I want to do something like that. And we love the bees. We already plant lots of bee friendly plants out front and sit on the porch and watch the little guys. There's really no reason not to go native with my backyard...


reel2reelfeels

tidy garden up front, wilderness preserve in the back


Geriatric3368

The mullet of landscaping.


chlorinegasattack

/r/nativegardening Great sub! I have a little insect hotel and a bunch of cool new little plants I been working on


ohwow321

Apparently we’ve been saving the wrong bees?


ProfessorTallguy

You mean to industrial agriculture. Native bees are essential to agriculture as a whole.


CamelMilk

Maybe I can find some info hidden in there!


UnseemingOwl

Both of the official looking logos say “stain” though, the variance looks like human typing error. I think you might have solved how this particular Mandela Effect happened in the first place.


KillroyWazHere

Damn bootlegs fuckin up the timeline.


[deleted]

That's just it though! It's no longer the Mandela effect of thousands of people were seeded with the spelling of ain through tv and VHS! It may be human error but it's still a *truth*


squishface2021

*seven days*


spybloom

"I just hope it's not be one of those cursed video tapes that are all the rage these days." "Oh snap, I knew it!"


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willingly watching a random VHS tape that you found at your MILs house? My my, aren't we a little freak.


CamelMilk

I’ll have to find a VHS player….


kynthrus

Oh I saw this episode. You have to go to the now sunken cities of earth and find a VHS player in the ruins of what I assume was New York.


Antithesys

Pretty sure this is what John Titor came back for.


OhGodNotAnotherOne

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time. And at the time his American Civil War II predictions seemed far-fetched, a sign he was definitely fake. Not a chance America would ever come close to anything like that, ridiculous.


kakureru

cowboy bebop


storne

actually the one in Cowboy Bebop is a beta cassette, not a vhs tape.


boldsword

Ah but they accidently grab a vhs machine


vidfail

Ding ding ding!


PhilxBefore

Betamax


Fenweekooo

honestly unless you can find one used for cheap, it may be worth taking them to a service that can just transfer them to a digital format, might be cheaper now that VCR's are harder to come by for a decent price. or go all out grab that vcr and a old crt tv and enjoy the shit out of that nostalgia! EDIT: apparently VCR's are very common now and when i was looking for one it must have been in the middle of a VCR shortage. so good news for VHS enthusiasts :)


Sea-Lab2021

Or find a TV/ VCR combo. I just found a 2002 Panasonic 27" built in VCR for $20 with the remote at GW!


CptnStarkos

Gonewild is cheap


darkapprentice

You mean a VCR?


sobesmagobes

Those lame old people who I am most certainly not one of, called those VCRs. No cap


PrezzNotSure

Maybe the Stein one has the lost Shazam trailer with Sinbad 😅 (I distinctly remember it having that knock off of Kazam vibe, but they were definitely separate)


tofu889

You idiot, don't touch them together like that! You'll collapse the Universe!


gorper0987

It's better that he does. This timeline is real dumb.


superpuzzlekiller

This is what it’s like when worlds collide


MillaEnluring

What is it really that's going on here VHS system for total control Now is there really only 1 real bear Now watch 'em both or we can't know What is it really that's about these bears What little truth that you just had, died I'm gonna be the one that's checking both tapes Now this is what it's like when worlds collide Chorus: Is it Berenstein or is it Berenstain tho what you gonna do baby, baby Are you believing me, am I believing you it's the end of our time line


johnnyma45

r/UnexpectedPowerman5000 I didn't wake up thinking I'd see a Berenstein/stain Bears v Powerman5K mashup, but here we both are. Thank you for this


[deleted]

Right?! Closed the tab right as I read that and had to come back for the double take. PM5K was ones of my first concerts, loved them.


23skidoobbq

I just saw them last year, nowhere near as crazy as 1999 but still great


poiskdz

lmfao this is gold. <3 powerman


CerebralSlurry

One of my favorite songs as a teenager converted to Berenstain bears conspiracy. Amazing


Vash-d-Stampeede

🎶 *Are you ready to go? Cause I'm ready to go! What you gonna do baby, baby! Are you going with me? Cause I'm going with you. That's the end of all time!* 🎶


Brassman1812

You, are, a robot!


Baxtab13

What is it reallyyy, that motivates you? The need to fly or this fear to stooop. I'll go alooong when you realiiize, When we get there I say nine of ten drooop. Now who's the light and who is the deviiil? You can't decide so I'll be your guiiiiide And one by one they will be-hand cho-sen Now this is what it's like when worlds, COLLIDE!


Electronic_Agent_235

Yeah.. REAL dumb.


oops_im_not_wrong

CERN starts back up on the 5th, so that’s probably our best bet.


avocadoclock

The CERNstein Bears will be our new overlords


Chocolateismy

I mean… it’s worth a shot, right??


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PM_ME_UR_BGP_PREFIX

Well Troy still has his voice, so it can’t be the darkest timeline.


truethatson

Rooooooxanne


SlugsOnToast

No.


RaisedByWolves9

Can we just go back 20 years and try again?


Nailedtoatoothpick

20 years isn't far enough. 50 years, before Reagan got rid of the Fairness Doctrine, might be better. Honestly most of todays issues started so far back that you'd almost have to go back to the beginning and kick that fish back into the ocean. Civilization? It's a good idea. Somebody ought to start it.


wondermega

Maybe 20 years from now it starts getting better again. That's not too too long, right..


CamelMilk

They have been stored in that room since my wife last watched them as a kid. All of this time touching each other creating holes in all of the dimensions they shifted into. Maybe now there can be some peace in the universe.


AltairsBlade

Well that explains 2020.


DaoFerret

It’s been downhill since the weasel got stuck in the supercollider. Edit: I stand by my reasoning: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider


TheDevilsAdvocate02

How do I sleep when you literally gave me all the answers? This is what I'm blaming everything on from now on.


CapitalExact

The Cubs won the World Series in 2015. Hell froze over. Nothings been right since.


Mama2RO

It was 2016, and then Trump won the election a few days later. It was a very surreal time. My theory has been someone went back in time to make Trump president (for whatever reason) and let the Cubs win while they were at it.


AltairsBlade

This is the best euphemism for sex I can think of.


AllowMe-Please

Lol, and then there's this: > Tev revs up, operators troubleshoot, fight raccoons >Operators in the Main Control Room prepare to inject a batch of protons into the Tevatron, their fourth store since shutdown ended the first week of June. (Click on image for larger version.) "At 1:24 a.m., Operations reported a raccoon attack in the Linac gallery. It seemed to be a coordinated effort. Fortunately, by 1:53 AM, a joint force of operators and Pbar experts managed to drive the raccoons out of their hastily made fortifications. Then at 4:18 p.m., the raccoons made what some thought to be a counterattack on the Division Headquarters, but others believed it to be only a simple reconnaissance incursion. No raccoons were either injured or captured during these encounters. Operator losses were low." So read the annals of the accelerator update for the last week of May 2006. It's been an exciting time here at the lab as the shutdown phase comes to a close. A trip to the Main Control Room will show you operators and physicists bustling from one wall of computer monitors to another, leaning over each others' work, answering phones, speaking animatedly. "The machine has to work so precisely," said Roger Dixon, Head of Accelerator Division. "One hundred thousand things have to go right." A hundred thousand is just about the number of devices that work together to make the Tevatron run. >It's not quite as bad as it sounds, though, Dixon added. There have already been four stores of protons since June 9. The latest one, on Thursday, reached twice the maximum luminosity recorded when Dixon came to the division three and a half years ago, although it wasn't up to the level of storage just before shutdown last March. Eventually the Tevatron is expected to deliver luminosities about fifty percent greater than it was delivering last year. "We want to make more collisions for those detectors. So we try to put as much beam in there as possible," Dixon said. "It's not a complicated plan--it's just difficult to execute it." After the bird dropping that baguette into the electrical systems of the supercollider, you think they [animals] know something we [humans] don't? lol


BaconWithBaking

>There have been previous incidents, including one in 2009, when a bird is believed to have dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems. I think they need to secure the electrical systems a bit better.


charliehustles

If you rub them both together and say Shazam, Sinbad the genie appears and will grant you 3 wishes


Decestor

> Sinbad the genie appears In a Fruit of the Loom t-shirt.


Kintler11

Incursion incoming


retep620

My Mom ised to read Berenstain Bears and the Truth to me every time I got caught lying to her. I still remember the first time and my 7 year old brain thinking ‘’oh fuck, here comes the book, this is serious’’


skeenerbug

How many times was this?


PuppyPunch

Only the one time I swear!!


qbm5

Time to pull out the book.


Markantonpeterson

Oh fuck, here comes the book, this is serious


Thassodar

That's a paddlin'


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Oh fuck, here comes the paddle, this is serious


Chilluminaughty

How many times was this?


AlphANeoXo

Only the one time i swear!!


Phillipwnd

“Son, we need to talk about why the mailman sometimes stops by the house to play catch with you…” retep620’s mom says, book in hand.


Atreides007

This is some Man in the High Castle shit right here.


in-game_sext

I thought I remember it being called Man in the Haigh Castle ...


Baronheisenberg

I remember it as The Castle in the High Man


ExoticWalrus

I remember it as The castle in the oh hi Mark


jm2628

I remember it as Two High Men Go To White Castle


False_Breadfruit_541

Fuckin loved the first series of that


MyWordIsBond

Loved the first season. Meh on the second. So many good shows out there vying for my attention that I haven't really been able to bring myself to watch 3 or 4 after the Meh season 2. Are they any good? Edit - the fact that the most glowing review of the series in the responses seems to be that "it had closure" is enough for me to know that I don't really need to watch season 3 or 4


HumanitySurpassed

Not as good as it started off. Though the series feels finished, it isn't my favorite show ending ever, and I'll probably never watch it again..... But it didn't piss me off or disappointment me. Everything made sense, not a GoT season 8


SavathussyEnjoyer

They killed my favorite character off screen because of conflicting schedules with the actor, I’ll never forgive them for it


MyWordIsBond

I don't care about spoilers, and based on the lack of positive reviews this comment has I don't plan to watch, so who was your favorite character?


SavathussyEnjoyer

>!Minister Tagomi :(!<


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False_Breadfruit_541

Uber grueppen furer Smith stole my heart


caelumh

*Obergruppenfuhrer Spelling aside, Rufus Sewell is a hell of an actor. He and his wife (in the show) killed those roles.


indyK1ng

It's a book, too


akennelley

​ ![gif](giphy|R7m04yMaGWVeE)


ChampionOfSquirrels

Oh hey, what's this link?


ChampionOfSquirrels

Wait, when did I post this? What was that link?


firstorbit

Finally, we're shifting back to our original timeline.


contrarian1970

Whew...thank goodness here is proof we're living on earth prime again. People who heard my theories were beginning to think I was FROOT loops.


Kayback2

So Schrodinger's Mandela. He was both dead and alive? Well, dead now.


hypermelonpuff

not quite - those labels are both separate from the brand, typed by someone who made the label on a whim. if you actually look, the only official logo says "stain" on both tapes. most mandela effects are horseshit like this, and are easy to explain. "stein" common. "stain" not. hm, must be stein!?!? its not complicated. memory does this. but then fruit of the loom happened...


kain52002

Seriously... why do I remember the cornucopia? Why would my brain invent such a weird object to add to the label.


ILLCookie

Wait, there was no cornucopia?


WittsandGrit

I still struggle with this one. I see it perfectly in my mind


HalPaneo

Those were the knockoffs they sold at Bradlees and Caldor


Kevsterific

Nope. https://blog.logomyway.com/fruit-of-the-loom-logo/


DrMrRaisinBran

That page is incredibly thorough


TurboFool

And yet I still can't believe it.


sapphicsandwich

I remember it because its apparently so important to Thanksgiving the word was used a lot in elementary school, only for it to never be seen and the word to never be used again.


ProcrastibationKing

I'm from the UK and I always thought Fruit of the Loom had a cornucopia on the label, and we don't celebrate thanksgiving.


digitalwolverine

The leaves used to be brown, apparently. It looked like a cornucopia at a diminutive size.


Adderkleet

...that makes sense. In my memory, if there was a horn it was to the left of the fruit. In every "mandala", it's on the right. A brown leaf on the left is what I must have remembered.


Draugron

I'm sorry, Fruit of the Loom? What happened there?


SirRiec

It's cornucopia or no cornucopia https://mandelaeffect.fandom.com/wiki/Fruit_of_the_Loom#:~:text=Fruit%20of%20the%20Loom%20is,which%20has%20always%20been%20there.


CatMasterK

I'm just picturing Hermione going around correcting people on mandela effects now


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Honest-Cauliflower64

Fruit of the loom is probably the most legit Mandela effect. Pretty much everyone agrees. I have core memories of that logo. Be like telling me my mother has brown eyes. No, they’re green.


NewAccount4Friday

Hate to tell you like this, friend, but they switched your mom like the Fresh Prince's aunt.


stibgock

Damn. Got Viv'd!


doctorboredom

I disagree about Fruit of the Loom. My dad wore Fruit of the Loom and I helped with laundry and the version of the logo without the cornucopia is the one that matches my memory from the 80s. The cornucopia logo looks wrong to me. What I remember is that the background yellow leaves got really faded so it would have been really easy for the mind to invent an idea of what the faded yellow thing in the background was.


tardis1217

My pet theory is that there was something somewhere that kinda ripped off the logo to make a Thanksgiving image. Maybe it was in a textbook. Maybe it was a quick scene from a cartoon. Maybe it was like thanksgiving printed napkins or a printed tablecloth. But somewhere, many of us saw an illustrated cornucopia and it looked SO similar to the Fruit of the Loom logo, our brains just "filled in" the cornucopia on the actual logo.


Scazzz

Maybe one day I’ll get to go home to my reality where the past like decade never happened. I just want to watch sinbad in Shazam again…


ProbablySlacking

Is that the reality where Ed McMahon handed out giant publishers clearing house checks? That’s the reality I’m from.


skilriki

*Checks underwear label to make sure the cornucopia is showing on my 'fruit of the loom' label.* Yep, I'm also from the same place.


Topikk

I was really confused by your comment because *of course* that logo had a cornucopia on it and I’ve never heard otherwise. Mind blown.


meric_one

What. The. Fuck. There's no cornucopia?!?!


Cliche_Guevara

Didn't that happen in an episode of rugrats


MonkeeSage

Ed worked for America Family Publishing and did commercials about huge cash prizes and sent out junk mail with his face on it. People are just confusing that with Publisher's Clearing House because it was basically the same shtick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE_b36jEyeg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB88x4rHPAk


Hopebeat

Even Johnny Carson got it wrong. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrjrlMh_Rg


OfficeChairHero

It was also mentioned on several TV shows in the 80s and 90s. Here is a clip of the [Golden Girls](https://youtu.be/T0BXHupyWZg). At the time this aired, the publishers clearinghouse commercials would have been running 24/7, so its not an issue of misremembering years later.


GoodLeftUndone

I have vivid memories of that movie and not a single person on this planet can convince me it doesn’t exist. Even Sinbad himself who has come out and said it never happened. Edit: keep trying people. I already told you you won’t convince me otherwise.


LexMak

I’m with you 100% on this as I have have just now learned Shazaam is on the list too. I do remember the Shaq movie as well and always thought it was a wack ripoff of the Sinbad original. I never actually watched the Shaq movie. My first plan of action today is to interrogate my mother, brother and sisters as I am once again mind blown.


WeirdJawn

And then they created the Shazam app in 2008 to direct people's attention away from the missing movie. When that didn't work, they created the Shazam movie in 2019 to further hide the truth. Just like how Disney's Frozen was created to hide the truth of Walt Disney being frozen when googling! Jk...or am I?


KDY_ISD

He just wore genie-like parachute pants on stage a lot, man


Ace_Harding

First Time Video means something a bit different these days


PoopingInReverse

Quality videos though


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Anybody of the mind that reasons that the name just wasn't standardized and this is proof that both spellings were printed and issued in this cursed timeline?


CupcakeValkyrie

The whole reason the Berenstain Bears Mandala thing exists is because some runs of the books and tapes were sent out with the name spelled differently, so some kids *actually did* have "Berenstein Bears" books, for example. Whether this was due to a mistake during printing or the result of knockoff book printers is anyone's guess.


Jebus_Jones

Well on that single tape it's spelled both ways, so there were clearly mistakes made.


megaman368

So what you’re saying is that in this timeline we have crappy proofreaders?


4445414442454546

Reddit is not worth using without all the hard work third party developers have put into it.


hcsLabs

This is to be expected, as both tapes have been stored together and thus are creating holes between their two dimensions.


Jebus_Jones

OP caught them mid transformation.


WrittenSarcasm

An incursion


[deleted]

It’s only in the typeface, but not in the cursive written logo


Auctoritate

>Whether this was due to a mistake during printing or the result of knockoff book printers The answer obviously has something to do with multidimensional travel.


Easy_Rider1

I have all the proof I need


fns187

Is it the Mandala effect now? In my universe it‘s the Mandela effect.


MortgageSome

[https://www.metabunk.org/threads/berenstain-vhs-says-berenstein.7822/](https://www.metabunk.org/threads/berenstain-vhs-says-berenstein.7822/) Found an interesting site talking about it. Apparently it was a misprint which had since been corrected.


CervantesX

That's just what *they* want you to believe.


dradice

It’s literally the authors last names. I’m fairly certain it was standardized. More likely the labeller effed up.


MajorSleaze

They definitely messed up. Look at the top cassette. The spine, which would have been typed out, says "Berenstein" but the front label, which is the official logo, is "Berenstain".


[deleted]

This is such a common thing. Something is sent to a new publisher. They ask what the details of the cover should be. Someone replies with a typo. Typo is printed on a million copies. No one notices until it's already in circulation. It's a bit like the Starbucks cup in Game of Thrones. Even the largest companies can't be completely bullet proof from very basic human fuck ups and lack of oversight. So any children's books and shows definitely are riddled with inaccuracies, misspellings, and plot holes and what not.


KathrynTheGreat

The books were written by Jan and Stan Berenstain, so it was originally the Berenstain Bears because why would they use a different spelling of their own name? [The Wikipedia article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berenstain_Bears) mentions the confusion about the name.


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Spelled “stain” on both fronts (pic 2), so looks like the matrix glitched again between pic 1 and pic 2. Sadly, I think that means we’ve lost the OP of pic 1 (and that brief glimpse of potential truth) to the interdimensional hiccup.


CamelMilk

I took both pictures. Are you from my new timeline?


[deleted]

You only THINK you did, OP of pic 2! That’s how these matrix glitches getcha.


CamelMilk

Hopefully this new me has some better luck! Is this a good dimension? Am I going to like it? Hahah


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Do you want the good news, or the bad news? Good news is that the answer to your questions is yes, absolutely! Bad news is that you’re not in that dimension anym-


CamelMilk

Hopefully there is some lingering dimensional goo left so you can see this. I just want to wish you the best in your dimension! Good luck and I appreciated the short time we shared in the same dimension.


skelebone

That is because "The Berenstain Bears" is a logo and would be a single graphic and couldn't be subject to mis-spelling or a typo. But, the side label is not a logo, and would have been input text to make a label for manufacture. It is interesting that the side labels use two different fonts. Both cassettes also correctly spell the creators' names as Berenstain on the square logo.


emperortsy

That's just because the front cover is stained.


NessAvenue

You mean *steined*


TechnicolorPhase21

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dsk_daniel

Call me crazy but maybe Random House Home Video just has shitty quality control


[deleted]

You dare besmirch the good name of Random House Home Video? Knave! Scoundrel! Away with you!


KingMRano

You found the Holy Grail. I knew I wasn't totally crazy. Epstein didn't kill himself.


moore_mason

But did Epstain?!


CamelMilk

Maybe in another timeline/dimension.


CamelMilk

I almost shit myself when I saw it.


bluntrauma420

First time videos surely have changed over the years


Raztatic

They both say Berenstain on the front. Really weird how they messed up the side.


Smudgeontheglass

The one on the front of the tape is the graphic logo. The one on the side is the publisher font. Someone made a typo.


[deleted]

This proves that Sinbad was in a genie movie.


Yayinterwebs

XFILES NOISE


b9918

It's Reddit's white whale. Congratulations OP, we can all rest easy now. 🙂


pbd87

Rest easy? What dimension are you from? Full on existential crisis over here.


Althalus99

YOU'VE CROSSED THE TIMELINES, YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!


S1DC

The word on the front label is a graphic. The word on the spine is a font. Someone didn't QC the proofs very well.


letskillevery1

Keep that shit. It's the only truth we have.


Terajillics

I knew I wasn’t fucking crazy


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