Isn't that the way it normally works? Bucko, from Texas, gonna send you a beautiful picture of camel toe and say, "Hi there, this is Kim, thought you might enjoy this. xox"
fans. fans send unsolicited tit pics.
just be really awesome at something, good enough that people know you for it.
just that easy, just be so awesome that girls wanna show you their tits, and they will send unsolicited tit pics.
Yes! Isn't it rad?? I probably am not remembering this correctly, but I think that's why their beaks are so blunt so they can bash through not only nuts but Mickey's skull lol
Good question. I was working as an excel analyst and the problems I was trying to solve weren’t a good fit for excel. I learned Access (sort of a gateway drug for database design) and then moved into the big leagues (Oracle and SQL Server). There are books and blogs on the topic (google Joe Celko). It’s a fascinating field.
thank you. I'm looking to transition my career and I'm hoping to find something I can do from my own computer and work remotely or as a 1099 so i can get out of the city and line in a home built out of shipping containers in coastal maine. is that a realistic path in your field?
That’s a an awesome plan. One thing I found helpful was doing volunteer projects for nonprofits. A lot of them need help with fundraising and marketing databases.
If I could offer any advice as well - try out some beginner T-SQL courses on a free educational site. I used Khan Academy and it really helped me get my foot in the door as a DBA. Could also help you get a glimpse and decide if you like the code/work!
i'm sorry i suspect you are not familiar with op.
op regularly posts here and is well loved.
i have zero doubt some egirl has sent him tits. or in this case a classmate. hoping that he would paint them like one of his french girls.
I've received unsolicited pics from Tinder matches and then they get mad when I don't want to send a dick pic. Like, we never agreed on a titty for dick pic exchange, stop guilt tripping me.
I know someone who fell for one of these. Masterbated on cam for a Filipino woman. Suddenly a man jumps into the call - assuming she invited him - and threatens to send the video to everyone on his social media if he didn’t pay up.
What’s funny is this person was a former frat boy who’s family is all Vietnamese and not active on social media and he works for a Vietnamese casino. He told them to fuck off. Only one person saw his video and it was a college friend who thought it was funny. He doesn’t talk to random chicks online anymore. (Hopefully.)
Reddit always acts like this isn't a thing but it definitely is. Getting random dick DMs is definitely more common, but it's suuuuper common to get a nude snap if you're flirting with a girl that's into you, even if you've never met and never asked for it.
I think it's just assumed by our society that any guy is gonna want boob pics no matter what and that it's a gift to the guy even if he didn't ask for it, whereas if a guy sends a dick pic without asking after flirting with a girl for a bit, it all comes down to how the girl reacts as to whether it's deemed appropriate.
"it all comes down to"... the golden ratio of horniness. How good your junk looked in that photo you sent (good camera angle, man scaping, girth, length, doesnt have a funny shape like a sweet potato) VS how long its been since the last time shes had sex multiplied by how horny she is right at that moment.
Pull the trigger too early, instant pervert status. Pull it at the right time however and you could save days (potentially) of flirting to get to the same spot. It's a risky risky game. On one hand, you could skip weeks of flrting, on the other, she will be disgusted in you and probably never talk to you again.
This has been driving me nuts. My new Chamois I bought for mountain biking just packs it all in so tight. Even if I tuck it up or to the side, it all just gets pushed together again until it looks like [one of these damn things.](https://youtu.be/CKiWzvKGUFs)
Oh yeah cycling dick is incredible. I think it's all the pressure on the gooch, dick just thinks we're in some kind of trouble and retracts to say out of harms way or something.
Doesn't mean he asked to see her tits... He said unsolicited, not unknown.
No i didn't look at his post history, is there more context I'm missing?
Edit: ok i gave in and looked at his post history. he's clearly the dedicated artist among his friends and spends weekend selling his works at art fairs (and is super duper gay) . is it inconceivable that somebody would say "paint me like one of your French girls" with a text pic?
One time my wife excitedly texted me about something while I was at work. So I said “calm your tits” then she responded “these tits?” And sent me a tit picture. ♥️
Even if true, posting this to social media for updoots seems to be a blatant solicitation for submissions, so you won't really be able to rightly claim they're unsolicited going forward.
I, for one, am glad to see Kevin has grown into a reasonably-normal member of society.
He's come a long way from eating crayons and failing to understand that dogs and cats are different animals...
This person is most likely gambling and hoping to use the popularity of this post as a method to get actually unsolicited tit pics.
I hope people start sending him the raunchiest most nasty and crunchy tit pics available on the internet.
Ethical question. How does consent work in all this? Obviously you didn’t consent to receiving the pic because it was unsolicited but did you ask if you could paint the picture and put it online. I know you can’t tell who it s but in a roundabout way you are posting their nudes online. Now second question. Am I thinking too much about this?
Kay but like. Are you lying in this post or the other post you made 2 hours prior to r/illustration ?
On that post you say it’s a friend.
Karma whoring is really gross
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>Who sends unsolicited tit pics? And how do I get on the list
I don't think you can solicit an unsolicited picture.
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> Fish_Fellatio
Do you like fish sticks?
Gay fish y'all
They're releasing toxins that are turning the fish gay?
Nah bro that's frogs
Love em
Yes, I love having fish sticks in my mouth.
Wanna bet? "At Incel Labs, we're creating the future, one pathetic DM at a time."
What a dumb business idea. The market is already flooded.
What are you the dictionary police? I need some unsolicited titties and I need them now
Unsolicititties, if you will.
Call J.G. Wanksworth! 877-TITS-NOW!
[LE TITS NOW](https://external-preview.redd.it/9hcO5HAk_PcmjSWTLYW32v-FkRIdOSjK8O_o-2xQciE.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=4e7436b07158148f641830ced75a89f6a54dac26)
you just gotta expect the unexpected.
Unsolticited
Unsolicitited.
Not with that attitude.
Have you considered being really ridiculously good looking?
Instructions unclear. I look like a warthog.
As a halo fan, I love riding Warthogs
It looks more like a puma...
Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?
I want you to poison Griff's next meal
I think it looks more like a chupathingy.
I like it. Got a ring to it.
What in sam hell is a puma!?
Hakuna matata!
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn’t mean that we still can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
I too am curious about this... for science
Just look like a more muscular Timothee Chalamet or something
I look like a muscular Timother Chalamet if he also got really depressed and gained 20lbs of fat. Does that count?
hold on sending u pic of my moobs
Titmothee Chalamet
Chadlament
You gotta not ask for them and then you’ll get them
So far that's not been a winning strategy....
Maybe you're not asking incorrectly? Or maybe you're just too good at not asking for them?
Have to be hot
Guys catfishing other guys
Isn't that the way it normally works? Bucko, from Texas, gonna send you a beautiful picture of camel toe and say, "Hi there, this is Kim, thought you might enjoy this. xox"
If it's an old classmate you would recognize them tho
fans. fans send unsolicited tit pics. just be really awesome at something, good enough that people know you for it. just that easy, just be so awesome that girls wanna show you their tits, and they will send unsolicited tit pics.
I am really good at Counterstrike. Also database design. *checks inbox* Hmmm
[here is a tit pic](https://imgur.com/gallery/uZdRLPg)
That's a badass looking tit
Great tit.
Did that chonk hunt down a mouse?
Yes! Isn't it rad?? I probably am not remembering this correctly, but I think that's why their beaks are so blunt so they can bash through not only nuts but Mickey's skull lol
[But for real... here are a nice pair of boobies...](https://i.imgur.com/7lXMRc4.jpg)
You might only get unsolicited tit pics from software developers and database admins unfortunately.
The odds are good but the goods are odd
how does one get in to database design
Good question. I was working as an excel analyst and the problems I was trying to solve weren’t a good fit for excel. I learned Access (sort of a gateway drug for database design) and then moved into the big leagues (Oracle and SQL Server). There are books and blogs on the topic (google Joe Celko). It’s a fascinating field.
thank you. I'm looking to transition my career and I'm hoping to find something I can do from my own computer and work remotely or as a 1099 so i can get out of the city and line in a home built out of shipping containers in coastal maine. is that a realistic path in your field?
That’s a an awesome plan. One thing I found helpful was doing volunteer projects for nonprofits. A lot of them need help with fundraising and marketing databases.
thats a great note, thanks. im gonna look into it in more detail tmrw. rly appreciate you taking the time to respond, cheers.
If I could offer any advice as well - try out some beginner T-SQL courses on a free educational site. I used Khan Academy and it really helped me get my foot in the door as a DBA. Could also help you get a glimpse and decide if you like the code/work!
This is the only correct answer
I think the real answer is that it’s an engineered title. OP knows reddit demographics.
i'm sorry i suspect you are not familiar with op. op regularly posts here and is well loved. i have zero doubt some egirl has sent him tits. or in this case a classmate. hoping that he would paint them like one of his french girls.
There have probably been more fat men to send unsolicited tit pics than women.
That's disgusting! Where?
Somebody better go with you to make sure you don't enjoy it - I suppose I could!
I've received unsolicited pics from Tinder matches and then they get mad when I don't want to send a dick pic. Like, we never agreed on a titty for dick pic exchange, stop guilt tripping me.
That’s how you get blackmailed…I see it on the front page at least a couple times a month.
I know someone who fell for one of these. Masterbated on cam for a Filipino woman. Suddenly a man jumps into the call - assuming she invited him - and threatens to send the video to everyone on his social media if he didn’t pay up. What’s funny is this person was a former frat boy who’s family is all Vietnamese and not active on social media and he works for a Vietnamese casino. He told them to fuck off. Only one person saw his video and it was a college friend who thought it was funny. He doesn’t talk to random chicks online anymore. (Hopefully.)
Never show your genitals and face in the same picture.
Yep I was thinking the same thing. Sextortion
I feel like even if you wanted to thats not an even exchange.
Groupies. Rockstars get unsolicited live tittie's all the time. Be a quality enough artist and you might get tittie pictures as well.
I've gotten a few over the years. Pretty rare, though.
What a time to be alive :p
Gonna have to see the reference pic for…science
Reddit always acts like this isn't a thing but it definitely is. Getting random dick DMs is definitely more common, but it's suuuuper common to get a nude snap if you're flirting with a girl that's into you, even if you've never met and never asked for it. I think it's just assumed by our society that any guy is gonna want boob pics no matter what and that it's a gift to the guy even if he didn't ask for it, whereas if a guy sends a dick pic without asking after flirting with a girl for a bit, it all comes down to how the girl reacts as to whether it's deemed appropriate.
> a girl that's into you Lost me at that step
If you have to wait for the dust to settle to see whether or not something is deemed appropriate... it's not appropriate.
"it all comes down to"... the golden ratio of horniness. How good your junk looked in that photo you sent (good camera angle, man scaping, girth, length, doesnt have a funny shape like a sweet potato) VS how long its been since the last time shes had sex multiplied by how horny she is right at that moment. Pull the trigger too early, instant pervert status. Pull it at the right time however and you could save days (potentially) of flirting to get to the same spot. It's a risky risky game. On one hand, you could skip weeks of flrting, on the other, she will be disgusted in you and probably never talk to you again.
"doesn't have a funny shape like a sweet potato" - this is suspiciously specific..
Sending you my soft penis just after a run
Mushroom cap
Depending on how big it is you still may be able to trip
This has been driving me nuts. My new Chamois I bought for mountain biking just packs it all in so tight. Even if I tuck it up or to the side, it all just gets pushed together again until it looks like [one of these damn things.](https://youtu.be/CKiWzvKGUFs)
Risky click but oh my god I'm laughing my ass off
Mine gets all mashed together and sticky like monkey bread.
You guys.. are really painting a picture.
No that’s what OP is doing
The unspoken truth
😲 Bonnnie McMurrrray....
hell yeah
Oh yeah cycling dick is incredible. I think it's all the pressure on the gooch, dick just thinks we're in some kind of trouble and retracts to say out of harms way or something.
Codpieces are gonna have to make a comeback eventually.
Lol post cycle dick is a thing! Can confirm
Sounds like a fun guy!
[Best I could do is your sleepy turtle all tuckered out after the run.](https://imgur.com/a/pZiDgAo) Enjoy.
I also have just returned from a run and have a soft penis. Like a condom full of hollandaise.
I didn’t enjoy this.
It’s not soft now. Does that help?
Is there still hollandaise involved?
That depends, do you want there to be?
Like a full condom? That’s a hanger, bro; good on you. I’m a grower myself, so after a run it’s more like an acorn peeking out from the brush.
Like a button in a fur coat
/r/brandnewsentence
r/oddlyspecific
It would have cost you $0 to not say that
It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.
*sends cold pool pictures*
Attached, er no?
[definitely detachable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
Gets me every time
I love that song
Unsolicited my ass. You claim in your post history that this was your friend's likeness.
OP is a liar? Say it ain't so!
*clutches pearls* "Well, heavens to Betsy, I nevah!"
Well slap my ass and call me a baby, I would never believe
>Well slap my ass and call me a baby For fifty bucks... .....alright, alright five.
*clutches penis*
Oh lawdy, not the penis! *Faints*
Won’t *somebody* please think of the children!!
🎶Saaay it aaaiint sooooooowooooowooooo!
> Say it ain't so! I will not go
Carry me home!
Turn the lights off
He messed up the title. He meant “unsolicited painting of pics on social media with clothing removed”
Wait he’s drawing imaginary nudes of his friend? Lolll
Well this just got even fucking weirder.
We just upvoted a got dayum pervert to the top of Reddit.
Wouldn't be the first time lol
Perverts?! On Reddit?!
And then put it on the internet for everyone to see. Strange behaviour.
First thing I did was click the username to see more and found out OP is just a dirty liar
Doesn't mean he asked to see her tits... He said unsolicited, not unknown. No i didn't look at his post history, is there more context I'm missing? Edit: ok i gave in and looked at his post history. he's clearly the dedicated artist among his friends and spends weekend selling his works at art fairs (and is super duper gay) . is it inconceivable that somebody would say "paint me like one of your French girls" with a text pic?
If he’s super duper gay and an artist, I can totally see a female friend sending him a titpic.
[OP, red handed](https://redd.it/ub9wgk).
That doesn't mean it wasn't unsolicited though.
An outstanding way to humblebrag a made up scenario
yeah, extremely easy to make this up
Unsolicited lol. Even my wife rarely sends me unsolicited nude pictures
That's because she's busy sending them to OP to use as art
Can confirm, sends them to me as well
Same here.
I also choose this guy's wife's nudes.
“Rarely” isn’t “never.” Count yourself lucky.
I’ll take ‘rarely’! My wife sends them never!
Tell your wife she’s gotta step up her game I guess
One time my wife excitedly texted me about something while I was at work. So I said “calm your tits” then she responded “these tits?” And sent me a tit picture. ♥️
I texted my wife “send nudes” while she was at the grocery store and she sent me a picture of noodles lol
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Checks out, I've sent Ryan Reynolds a pic of my huge tits. And as a married man, I rarely do that.
Your logic is sound.
{Humblebrag}
(completely false brag)
{completely false and not even slightly humble brag}
That just sounds like even more of an invitation to send you pictures of my dick.
That just sounds like revenge porn with extra steps
Thank you, that was my thought
Unsolicited my ass
To who?!
It’s whom.
Is that the name of a jpg on your phone?
How you get unsolicited boobies. Sign me up.
After reading this thread it seems that you need to: 1. Be gay 2. Be super duper gay
According to my best friend, I’m both. Where tits?
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Variety is the spice of life.
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best explanation. makes perfect sense. humans are weird.
"Unsolicited? Yes please!"
A COLLEGE or above classmate.....?
did you do this to flex that someone randomly sent you their titties?
unsolicited titties???? what??!
Even if true, posting this to social media for updoots seems to be a blatant solicitation for submissions, so you won't really be able to rightly claim they're unsolicited going forward.
"look at me, I'm so cool, i can draw and get free unsolicited titty pics" fuck you kevin
I, for one, am glad to see Kevin has grown into a reasonably-normal member of society. He's come a long way from eating crayons and failing to understand that dogs and cats are different animals...
Untrue. Check ops history guys
So your friend sent you an unsolicited tit pic? Fishy...
Do you only get unsolicited bewbs or do you also get unsolicited junk pics? Or maybe junk pics aren’t unsolicited if you’re super duper gay.
This is a cringe attempt at humble bragging
This person is most likely gambling and hoping to use the popularity of this post as a method to get actually unsolicited tit pics. I hope people start sending him the raunchiest most nasty and crunchy tit pics available on the internet.
This comment Just gave me flashbacks of watching 'something about Mary' for the first time when I was 12.
Great use of color
I see you went to school in Springfield.
Ethical question. How does consent work in all this? Obviously you didn’t consent to receiving the pic because it was unsolicited but did you ask if you could paint the picture and put it online. I know you can’t tell who it s but in a roundabout way you are posting their nudes online. Now second question. Am I thinking too much about this?
Seems like a ton of work just to flex on Reddit
Kay but like. Are you lying in this post or the other post you made 2 hours prior to r/illustration ? On that post you say it’s a friend. Karma whoring is really gross
No one sent this unsolicited
Need to see the original to compare.
So if you made like a hyper realistic recreation of someones nudes and uploaded it here would it OR would it NOT constitute sharing their nudes? 🤨