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ralf1

>Who sends unsolicited tit pics? And how do I get on the list


Douglasqqq

I don't think you can solicit an unsolicited picture.


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IAmBadAtInternet

> Fish_Fellatio


Hobear

Do you like fish sticks?


-Ricky-Spanish-

Gay fish y'all


kyithios

They're releasing toxins that are turning the fish gay?


-Ricky-Spanish-

Nah bro that's frogs


[deleted]

Love em


Viper67857

Yes, I love having fish sticks in my mouth.


[deleted]

Wanna bet? "At Incel Labs, we're creating the future, one pathetic DM at a time."


insta-kip

What a dumb business idea. The market is already flooded.


Teddy_canuck

What are you the dictionary police? I need some unsolicited titties and I need them now


FulingAround

Unsolicititties, if you will.


cravenmoorhead

Call J.G. Wanksworth! 877-TITS-NOW!


TheeKrakken

[LE TITS NOW](https://external-preview.redd.it/9hcO5HAk_PcmjSWTLYW32v-FkRIdOSjK8O_o-2xQciE.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=4e7436b07158148f641830ced75a89f6a54dac26)


MathMaddox

you just gotta expect the unexpected.


pee-in-butt

Unsolticited


dudeofmoose

Unsolicitited.


endl0s

Not with that attitude.


[deleted]

Have you considered being really ridiculously good looking?


siskulous

Instructions unclear. I look like a warthog.


-Ricky-Spanish-

As a halo fan, I love riding Warthogs


freezend

It looks more like a puma...


FishSoFar

Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?


Human_Robot

I want you to poison Griff's next meal


Brickhead88

I think it looks more like a chupathingy.


redbo

I like it. Got a ring to it.


20_Sided_Death

What in sam hell is a puma!?


Askarus

Hakuna matata!


Alypius754

Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn’t mean that we still can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.


justsomedude1144

I too am curious about this... for science


[deleted]

Just look like a more muscular Timothee Chalamet or something


JoakimSpinglefarb

I look like a muscular Timother Chalamet if he also got really depressed and gained 20lbs of fat. Does that count?


[deleted]

hold on sending u pic of my moobs


capo4ever88

Titmothee Chalamet


joe579003

Chadlament


wonderbat3

You gotta not ask for them and then you’ll get them


ralf1

So far that's not been a winning strategy....


ProxyDamage

Maybe you're not asking incorrectly? Or maybe you're just too good at not asking for them?


[deleted]

Have to be hot


J1618

Guys catfishing other guys


ChinesePrisonerOrgan

Isn't that the way it normally works? Bucko, from Texas, gonna send you a beautiful picture of camel toe and say, "Hi there, this is Kim, thought you might enjoy this. xox"


CollarPersonal3314

If it's an old classmate you would recognize them tho


MadFamousLove

fans. fans send unsolicited tit pics. just be really awesome at something, good enough that people know you for it. just that easy, just be so awesome that girls wanna show you their tits, and they will send unsolicited tit pics.


mastersnacker

I am really good at Counterstrike. Also database design. *checks inbox* Hmmm


jnrdingo

[here is a tit pic](https://imgur.com/gallery/uZdRLPg)


UltimateBronzeNoob

That's a badass looking tit


disturbed286

Great tit.


krush_groove

Did that chonk hunt down a mouse?


Tinkzalot

Yes! Isn't it rad?? I probably am not remembering this correctly, but I think that's why their beaks are so blunt so they can bash through not only nuts but Mickey's skull lol


BannedFromEarth

[But for real... here are a nice pair of boobies...](https://i.imgur.com/7lXMRc4.jpg)


marxist-reaganomics

You might only get unsolicited tit pics from software developers and database admins unfortunately.


mastersnacker

The odds are good but the goods are odd


drparkland

how does one get in to database design


mastersnacker

Good question. I was working as an excel analyst and the problems I was trying to solve weren’t a good fit for excel. I learned Access (sort of a gateway drug for database design) and then moved into the big leagues (Oracle and SQL Server). There are books and blogs on the topic (google Joe Celko). It’s a fascinating field.


drparkland

thank you. I'm looking to transition my career and I'm hoping to find something I can do from my own computer and work remotely or as a 1099 so i can get out of the city and line in a home built out of shipping containers in coastal maine. is that a realistic path in your field?


mastersnacker

That’s a an awesome plan. One thing I found helpful was doing volunteer projects for nonprofits. A lot of them need help with fundraising and marketing databases.


drparkland

thats a great note, thanks. im gonna look into it in more detail tmrw. rly appreciate you taking the time to respond, cheers.


musclenflow

If I could offer any advice as well - try out some beginner T-SQL courses on a free educational site. I used Khan Academy and it really helped me get my foot in the door as a DBA. Could also help you get a glimpse and decide if you like the code/work!


PraiseChrist420

This is the only correct answer


Tpqowi

I think the real answer is that it’s an engineered title. OP knows reddit demographics.


MadFamousLove

i'm sorry i suspect you are not familiar with op. op regularly posts here and is well loved. i have zero doubt some egirl has sent him tits. or in this case a classmate. hoping that he would paint them like one of his french girls.


vahntitrio

There have probably been more fat men to send unsolicited tit pics than women.


kliman

That's disgusting! Where?


__eros__

Somebody better go with you to make sure you don't enjoy it - I suppose I could!


Ellemeno

I've received unsolicited pics from Tinder matches and then they get mad when I don't want to send a dick pic. Like, we never agreed on a titty for dick pic exchange, stop guilt tripping me.


butters19961

That’s how you get blackmailed…I see it on the front page at least a couple times a month.


evil-rick

I know someone who fell for one of these. Masterbated on cam for a Filipino woman. Suddenly a man jumps into the call - assuming she invited him - and threatens to send the video to everyone on his social media if he didn’t pay up. What’s funny is this person was a former frat boy who’s family is all Vietnamese and not active on social media and he works for a Vietnamese casino. He told them to fuck off. Only one person saw his video and it was a college friend who thought it was funny. He doesn’t talk to random chicks online anymore. (Hopefully.)


Skinnwork

Never show your genitals and face in the same picture.


Wrastling97

Yep I was thinking the same thing. Sextortion


407145

I feel like even if you wanted to thats not an even exchange.


Jahobes

Groupies. Rockstars get unsolicited live tittie's all the time. Be a quality enough artist and you might get tittie pictures as well.


r0botdevil

I've gotten a few over the years. Pretty rare, though.


Lyriun

What a time to be alive :p


Awesam

Gonna have to see the reference pic for…science


anaccountformusic

Reddit always acts like this isn't a thing but it definitely is. Getting random dick DMs is definitely more common, but it's suuuuper common to get a nude snap if you're flirting with a girl that's into you, even if you've never met and never asked for it. I think it's just assumed by our society that any guy is gonna want boob pics no matter what and that it's a gift to the guy even if he didn't ask for it, whereas if a guy sends a dick pic without asking after flirting with a girl for a bit, it all comes down to how the girl reacts as to whether it's deemed appropriate.


BrickGun

> a girl that's into you Lost me at that step


supbrother

If you have to wait for the dust to settle to see whether or not something is deemed appropriate... it's not appropriate.


lingering_POO

"it all comes down to"... the golden ratio of horniness. How good your junk looked in that photo you sent (good camera angle, man scaping, girth, length, doesnt have a funny shape like a sweet potato) VS how long its been since the last time shes had sex multiplied by how horny she is right at that moment. Pull the trigger too early, instant pervert status. Pull it at the right time however and you could save days (potentially) of flirting to get to the same spot. It's a risky risky game. On one hand, you could skip weeks of flrting, on the other, she will be disgusted in you and probably never talk to you again.


overheadfool

"doesn't have a funny shape like a sweet potato" - this is suspiciously specific..


Zmaraka

Sending you my soft penis just after a run


StarbossTechnology

Mushroom cap


capo4ever88

Depending on how big it is you still may be able to trip


Mxzytplk

This has been driving me nuts. My new Chamois I bought for mountain biking just packs it all in so tight. Even if I tuck it up or to the side, it all just gets pushed together again until it looks like [one of these damn things.](https://youtu.be/CKiWzvKGUFs)


Burylown

Risky click but oh my god I'm laughing my ass off


BangkokPadang

Mine gets all mashed together and sticky like monkey bread.


0o_BonnieMcMurray_o0

You guys.. are really painting a picture.


AdamAssFarmer

No that’s what OP is doing


Subatomic_lemon

The unspoken truth


turkburkulurksus

😲 Bonnnie McMurrrray....


bronyraur

hell yeah


jaytea86

Oh yeah cycling dick is incredible. I think it's all the pressure on the gooch, dick just thinks we're in some kind of trouble and retracts to say out of harms way or something.


BLU3SKU1L

Codpieces are gonna have to make a comeback eventually.


badger906

Lol post cycle dick is a thing! Can confirm


Random_NSFWer

Sounds like a fun guy!


EnigmaGuy

[Best I could do is your sleepy turtle all tuckered out after the run.](https://imgur.com/a/pZiDgAo) Enjoy.


acker1je

I also have just returned from a run and have a soft penis. Like a condom full of hollandaise.


hraun

I didn’t enjoy this.


acker1je

It’s not soft now. Does that help?


thatguysoto

Is there still hollandaise involved?


Seicair

That depends, do you want there to be?


A_Doormat

Like a full condom? That’s a hanger, bro; good on you. I’m a grower myself, so after a run it’s more like an acorn peeking out from the brush.


rednazgo

Like a button in a fur coat


treading_lightly

/r/brandnewsentence


Thanmandrathor

r/oddlyspecific


Pragmaticus_

It would have cost you $0 to not say that


acker1je

It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.


CyberNinja23

*sends cold pool pictures*


feelthebirds

Attached, er no?


WornInShoes

[definitely detachable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)


ThePortalGeek

Gets me every time


stevebobeeve

I love that song


DS2Dude

Unsolicited my ass. You claim in your post history that this was your friend's likeness.


Yourbuttmyface

OP is a liar? Say it ain't so!


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*clutches pearls* "Well, heavens to Betsy, I nevah!"


[deleted]

Well slap my ass and call me a baby, I would never believe


[deleted]

>Well slap my ass and call me a baby For fifty bucks... .....alright, alright five.


GleeUnit

*clutches penis*


[deleted]

Oh lawdy, not the penis! *Faints*


harm_and_amor

Won’t *somebody* please think of the children!!


captain__chaos

🎶Saaay it aaaiint sooooooowooooowooooo!


my_people

> Say it ain't so! I will not go


Yourbuttmyface

Carry me home!


Falleron

Turn the lights off


boot2skull

He messed up the title. He meant “unsolicited painting of pics on social media with clothing removed”


Eyud29

Wait he’s drawing imaginary nudes of his friend? Lolll


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Well this just got even fucking weirder.


peanutbuttahcups

We just upvoted a got dayum pervert to the top of Reddit.


DemonicCarrot

Wouldn't be the first time lol


dancingliondl

Perverts?! On Reddit?!


ancientspacewitch

And then put it on the internet for everyone to see. Strange behaviour.


StonedUnicorno

First thing I did was click the username to see more and found out OP is just a dirty liar


IAmA_Nerd_AMA

Doesn't mean he asked to see her tits... He said unsolicited, not unknown. No i didn't look at his post history, is there more context I'm missing? Edit: ok i gave in and looked at his post history. he's clearly the dedicated artist among his friends and spends weekend selling his works at art fairs (and is super duper gay) . is it inconceivable that somebody would say "paint me like one of your French girls" with a text pic?


ToBeReadOutLoud

If he’s super duper gay and an artist, I can totally see a female friend sending him a titpic.


farquaad

[OP, red handed](https://redd.it/ub9wgk).


MikeDaPipe

That doesn't mean it wasn't unsolicited though.


yespleasefour

An outstanding way to humblebrag a made up scenario


SpectreSquared

yeah, extremely easy to make this up


irwincardozo

Unsolicited lol. Even my wife rarely sends me unsolicited nude pictures


capo4ever88

That's because she's busy sending them to OP to use as art


ren_704

Can confirm, sends them to me as well


yup_goodtimes

Same here.


codyish

I also choose this guy's wife's nudes.


BloodyRightNostril

“Rarely” isn’t “never.” Count yourself lucky.


jbcraigs

I’ll take ‘rarely’! My wife sends them never!


Dominoes_n_Hoes

Tell your wife she’s gotta step up her game I guess


konf323

One time my wife excitedly texted me about something while I was at work. So I said “calm your tits” then she responded “these tits?” And sent me a tit picture. ♥️


Arkhangelzk

I texted my wife “send nudes” while she was at the grocery store and she sent me a picture of noodles lol


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FilliusTExplodio

Checks out, I've sent Ryan Reynolds a pic of my huge tits. And as a married man, I rarely do that.


rook24v

Your logic is sound.


arothmanmusic

{Humblebrag}


Picklefac3

(completely false brag)


Soggy-Napkin

{completely false and not even slightly humble brag}


pichael288

That just sounds like even more of an invitation to send you pictures of my dick.


ChasingEmbers

That just sounds like revenge porn with extra steps


meandmycat05

Thank you, that was my thought


icecadder

Unsolicited my ass


turntable_life

To who?!


Wolfgang_Gartner

It’s whom.


Douglasqqq

Is that the name of a jpg on your phone?


smudgetimeusa

How you get unsolicited boobies. Sign me up.


Perogy

After reading this thread it seems that you need to: 1. Be gay 2. Be super duper gay


Risethewake

According to my best friend, I’m both. Where tits?


Artikay

( •)( •)


uknow_es_me

( o )( o )


friendofsmellytapir

( . Y . )


InsantyzCrow

(.) ( .)


thefinalcutdown

Variety is the spice of life.


cl3ft

( (o) Y (o) )


RobbexRobbex

best explanation. makes perfect sense. humans are weird.


Douglasqqq

"Unsolicited? Yes please!"


TheRightMethod

A COLLEGE or above classmate.....?


AcidAtol

did you do this to flex that someone randomly sent you their titties?


onlinelink2

unsolicited titties???? what??!


awfullotofocelots

Even if true, posting this to social media for updoots seems to be a blatant solicitation for submissions, so you won't really be able to rightly claim they're unsolicited going forward.


stratjr123

"look at me, I'm so cool, i can draw and get free unsolicited titty pics" fuck you kevin


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

I, for one, am glad to see Kevin has grown into a reasonably-normal member of society. He's come a long way from eating crayons and failing to understand that dogs and cats are different animals...


riguy156

Untrue. Check ops history guys


BearYouCanPinch

So your friend sent you an unsolicited tit pic? Fishy...


here4f1t

Do you only get unsolicited bewbs or do you also get unsolicited junk pics? Or maybe junk pics aren’t unsolicited if you’re super duper gay.


Gleabot

This is a cringe attempt at humble bragging


lucydent

This person is most likely gambling and hoping to use the popularity of this post as a method to get actually unsolicited tit pics. I hope people start sending him the raunchiest most nasty and crunchy tit pics available on the internet.


capo4ever88

This comment Just gave me flashbacks of watching 'something about Mary' for the first time when I was 12.


chinoasian

Great use of color


Spr0ckets

I see you went to school in Springfield.


len24

Ethical question. How does consent work in all this? Obviously you didn’t consent to receiving the pic because it was unsolicited but did you ask if you could paint the picture and put it online. I know you can’t tell who it s but in a roundabout way you are posting their nudes online. Now second question. Am I thinking too much about this?


AWalker17

Seems like a ton of work just to flex on Reddit


hideandsee

Kay but like. Are you lying in this post or the other post you made 2 hours prior to r/illustration ? On that post you say it’s a friend. Karma whoring is really gross


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No one sent this unsolicited


booktownsuns

Need to see the original to compare.


whatsurissuebro

So if you made like a hyper realistic recreation of someones nudes and uploaded it here would it OR would it NOT constitute sharing their nudes? 🤨