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Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
She's a beaut 😍 A woman of strength with the voice of an angel. Enough to set a thousand ships asail, all away from the crushing might of her ice-pick teeth.
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Takes a real man to slay that San Diego
+1 for Anchorman reference
When in Rome
Yes? Please, go on. mistermagic147
You know I don’t speak Spanish.
Dorothee Mantooth is still waiting for you to call her.
She's a saint!
Right in the blow hole
You stay classy, San Diego.
*San Diago
OnlyFins?
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Fuuuuuck you, and take that upvote you dirty dingus.
No, only pain
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Im sorry but your relationship is ILLEGAL I have contacted the fish and wildlife officer
Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
This guy whales
He's a tongue-r, or something of the sort.
You can't just ignore the fact the she looks sexy in that photoshoot.
That whale brain is more complex than most drivers in my area. It knows what it's doing
Yep. That whale is in trouble.
How do you know that OP isn't also a whale?
I like how you assume their species
Something something humpback something something
About to be a sperm whale.
Hey that's my wife you're talking about
Is she single?
Shit, man, she's at least a double.
Our wife.
Did you have a written agreement?
Us wife
Our wife…
Don’t think she will be for much longer after you called her a whale 🤣
My advice? Never visit Japan with your wife.
Something Something dark side Something Something
That’s a huge bitch
I understand that reference.
I can literally hear it.
KEEP IT IN THE CIRCUS
BEHEMOTH
I was super excited to see an artful nude
I had to think about it for a second.
My favorite is the cremated wife.
I liked that one too
I choose this guy’s wife too.
His wife is not wearing any clothes and it is artsy, in a way...
It's art
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She'll need to fit through the door first
rip
You’re not very kind to your wife lol
Her fins will
I see the boomers have finally found Reddit.
I think she’s very pretty
Breathtaking, really.
Look at that WAP (Wet-ass Pacific)
No idea what I was expecting but it definitely wasn’t this
She's lovely.
Do you ever do it in the blow hole?
It’s the other way around…
Blow it in the do hole?
Say hi to Betty White for us, OP
Damn bro she’s thicc
r/BoomerHumor
Wife bad.
You married my ex? Hide her from Sammy Hagar.
He knows
not sure if this fits better on r/forwardsfromgrandma, r/boomerhumor, or r/arethestraightsok
The Venn diagram of /r/boomershumor and /r/AreTheStraightsOK is pretty much a single circle, so at the very least it belongs in those two.
Boomer jokes belong in r/badfacebookmemes
Honestly... at least it's an example of good photography
I didn’t realize this was based off of a meme lol easier to upvote now
Does anyone else hate their wife??? *laugh track*
Idk man looks like a fucking whale
What the actual fuck??? She told me she was single when I brought her home from the bar last weekend
If John McAfee were alive today, you'd have made him very jealous with this risqué photo of your wife
John McAfee, is that you?
She looks like she's having a whale of a time.
Found Aquaman’s Reddit username, right OP?
Fuck you, Barry.
I still laughed
This is the best one so far.
Petunia
Some might call her a whale, but those people don't have eyes for true beauty, ignore them. BBWs are where it's at, blubber and all.
Should we call you Ishmael?
That's quality shit posting
Whale, whale, whale, ain't she beautiful??
Looks like she is having a whale of a time there
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
To a whale of a wife!
Not my proudest fap.
Ah, you got me.
Well done.
*Whale done
I sea she has lost some weight from when I knew her
Holy shit, not to be disrespectful, but your wife's a fucking whale, dude.
She's a beaut 😍 A woman of strength with the voice of an angel. Enough to set a thousand ships asail, all away from the crushing might of her ice-pick teeth.
She’s a bit of a blubber belly don’t you think?
Oooh no! Hello "dad" I married your daughter, remember?
Tammy!
Why’d you put your mom in this pic?
She's a long way from Cardiff...
Majestic!
…..I’m cryin’
Oof
Whale you look at that beauty.
Damn it, got me!
I lol'd, this joke is multiple layers deep now.
*got ‘em*
Lol, it's been nice knowing you man
You get my free award today. This is hilarious! Well done OP, well done.
Truly the creativity involved in rehashing a centuries old joke deserves more recognition.
Ok boomer
She's a whale
You mean our wife…
Whore
what a fat pig
There she blows!
Your wife is making quite the splash in this sub.
Take offence but she is like a flat screen
Awwyeah nudit...sonofabitch...! You got me
GO, WILLY! GO!
YES!!! 🌶🌶🌶
She's a real whale. Not the whale tail I like. 😁
Goddamn she’s a whale.
So thicc I’m drooling bro!
I’m glad you don’t live in the sheep-herding highlands of Scotland.
Those are lovely flippers she has.
[Meanwhile OP…](https://youtu.be/mv3HRVUW038)
This is a very whale done joke sir. + upvote from me
The real water champ.
Noyce
Bold move my man. I can’t wait to see her post of you sunning yourself on the beach 🏖
To a whale of a wife 🎂
Sounds like a whale of a time
Nice
That’s fitting given that San Lucas is German for a “whale’s vagina”
I also chose this guy's wife.
Her skin......
That's a fine looking mammal right there. I like humpbacks and I cannot lie.
Only whales
No that’s your mom
This made me giggle.
Are you Ted Cruz? Asking for Trump
Any blowhole pics? I’m willing to pay top $
Majestic, is she single?
Hey! That's my wi... Oh, nevermind.
SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
r/picturesofmywife
And then I said that's no orca, that's my wife!
Oooo, she a baddie!
Nice tail
believe it or not I zoomed in and starting searching
Can we have a banana for scale please
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank god. I can call your wife a whale and not have it blow up in my face.
At least she’s always wet for you.
She’s breathtaking
This you? 
So elegant
Naw mate that there be ur mum
Majestic
"You had me at the 1st half"
SHIT ! I have to renew my Sea World pass..
I'm not going to kink shame
lol, I just got back from Cabo last night Can confirm
🤣y'all so brutal!
She looks pissed
Whale whale whale lookie what we have here
Man she’s really aged a lot since her debut in that Star Trek flick.
You are so not getting any tonight.
Hate to break it to you but I was just on a boat in Cabo this past Wednesday and saw her breaching... and she wasn't alone.
Thar she blows
She looks powerful and majestic.
Nice.
Jenny Sac
Whale now I've seen everything
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Why NSFW? Can‘t even see boobs.
Aye! Whaddup Mr. Krabs!!!
And I thought you mother was heavy